"Mother~~~~Son~~~!"

Jia Xu opened his arms and strode towards Liu Shuxian, the voice in his mouth was word-by-word, and it dragged on for a long time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Phase ~~~~Gong ~~~!"

Liu Shuxian also cooperated with the opening of her arms, throwing her pair of super breasts of more than 100 kilograms towards Jia Xu.

Finally, in front of the beach, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian stepped on the waves, holding each other's hands, staring affectionately, wanting to talk, but there seemed to be a thousand words to talk about, and the thick affection in each other's eyes was so strong that they couldn't dissolve each other's eyes again and again, staggered, looked at each other again, staggered again, and finally looked at each other deeply, as if no one in the world could separate them.

"Lady!"

"Xianggong!"

"Lady!"

"Xianggong!"

……

"Oops! Perverted! ”

Finally, in the screams of a group of villains created by Jia Xu on the coast, this endless cycle of conversation was finally interrupted, Jia Xu looked at the small people scattered and fled on the coast suspiciously, and wondered: "How did they find out that I was a pervert, lady?" ”

Liu Shuxian leaned affectionately on Jia Xu's arm, put her index finger on her lips, and said with a smile: "Maybe it's because you don't wear pants, Xianggong!" ”

"Huh!?"

Jia Xu was shocked, and hurriedly looked down, only then did he remember that he was still naked!

"Alas!" Jia Xu sighed, let go of his arm, let go of Liu Shuxian, jumped to the side of the small village by the beach, swept over the little people who were hiding in their respective homes, and secretly looked at their little people through the crack in the door, and said lightly: "I originally wanted you to fend for yourself, but now it seems that Xu can only personally send you back to nothingness...... No way, you've seen too much......"

A group of flower and tree spirits who have opened their wisdom a little are shocked, feeling that he has a bad memory and goes out without pants, but it is still his group of onlookers who don't know the truth who suffer!

Jia Xu didn't say much, stretched out his right hand forward, and then pulled back violently, and in an instant, all the houses, fishermen, and beach landforms all changed back to their prototypes.

And Liu Shuxian, who was standing on the beach, was not idle, took out the Chaotian Aya and shook it three times towards the water, and the sea water quickly receded and gradually disappeared.

Jia Xu walked to Liu Shuxian's side, stretched out his hand to Liu Shuxian and said, "Xiao Liu, lend me your Chaotian Aya, and a certain family will be grateful in the future." ”

Liu Shuxian didn't think much about it, and casually put Chaotian Aya in Jia Xude's hand, and asked, "How is it, national teacher, is that girl on the road...... Seeing that you're taking off your clothes, the plan should be going well......"

Jia Xu nodded, and tied the Chaotian Aya in his hand one knot after another: "Everything is going well, that stinky girl is already on the way back to Kunlun Mountain...... Ha! With such a handsome appearance, it is not easy to deceive the brainless fans. ”

Liu Shuxian was shocked: "National teacher, your efficiency is really incompatible with the public servants of state organs and units!" ”

Jia Xu waved his hand very casually: "Just kidding, with the level of the Dragon King in the Heavenly Court, it is almost a village party secretary, but Xu is a cadre at the central level, with strong roots, it is an old loach who dares to make things difficult for me, and I am tired of it......"

After chatting a few words, the chaotic silk in Jia Xu's hand has been woven into a net-like coat by Jia Xu, and then, Jia Xu's little hand shook, and the small clothes in his hand instantly turned into a four-piece set on the bed!

Liu Shuxian was shocked, opened her mouth wide, and said in disbelief: "The means of the gods are so terrifying!?" ”

Jia Xu's rare old face turned red, and he coughed lightly twice: "I haven't played this trick for many years, and it is inevitable that my hands will be raw, but this sheet and quilt cover may not be unusable......"

After that, Jia Xu will be covered with a quilt, tied to his waist, and then folded the bed sheet, draped it over his body, and tucked his feet into the pillowcase, and lived!

Liu Shuxian looked at Jia Xu's strange appearance, and said with a smile: "Which play is this by the national teacher, with all the bells and whistles, and the whole body is red, but it is festive." ”

Yes, these suits are all bright red, and they were popular in the seventies of the last century.

Jia Xu didn't care about this, anyway, he was a faceless and skinless person, if he didn't think it was rude to go to see Yuan Shi Tianzun naked, he would really dare to run around the street with his bare buttocks.

Jia Xu stomped on his right foot, and the clouds rose under his feet, Liu Shuxian saw it, and hurriedly stepped on it, and together with Jia Xu, he turned into a white light and rushed into the sky.

Jia Xu was flying in the sky calmly, Liu Shuxian looked left and right and didn't see Yun Ji's figure, and couldn't help asking: "National teacher, you are flying blindly, could it be that you want to use such a small means to be passive and sabotage......

Jia Xu shook his head and smacked his lips: "Young man, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand anything, do you know Takumi Shikatori (the actor of Tail Line 3)?" I talked and laughed with him......"

Obviously, Liu Shuxian didn't even understand a word, but it didn't look like Jia Xu was bragging, and Liu Shuxian suppressed the doubts in her heart, after all, when Jia Xu was bragging, it was obvious from his face that every time he pretended to be bi, Jia Xu always had three capitalized bragging on his face.

Sure enough, after not flying for a while, Jia Xu's cloud head had already caught up with a crane flying high, and Jia Xu also casually used a stealth method for himself and Liu Shuxian, slowed down the speed of flight, and followed behind Yun Ji.

Liu Shuxian looked at Yun Ji who didn't know anything in front of her in surprise, and then looked at Jia Xu with a smug face, and couldn't help asking, "National Teacher, how do you know where Yun Ji is?" It won't really be just luck, right? ”

Jia Xu's proud nose was about to poke a hole in the sky, and he shook the big red sheet draped on his body and said with a smile: "Young man, it's not that the old man is hiding his secrets, or the old man has explained it to you, and you can't understand it, does GPS know?" Do you know about satnav? Does Baidu Maps app know? You don't know anything, the old man is bragging and you can't refute it. ”

Although Jia Xu wanted to fool the past in a fog, Liu Shuxian was still sharp-eyed, and at a glance, she saw that Yun Ji in the form of a crane had a necklace around her neck.

Liu Shuxian said clearly: "I see...... But that necklace looks quite expensive, national teacher, you stole it, right? ”

Jia Xu shook his hand angrily and shouted: "Can the business of a scholar be called stealing!?" It was given to me by a girl! ”

Liu Shuxian clapped her hands and suddenly realized: "The girl of the Spring Festival Pavilion (Qinglou)!" ”

Jia Xu snorted disdainfully: "IQ is clumsy, how big your chest is, how low your IQ is, is that kind of high-end goods sent by pheasants?" ”

Liu Shuxian blinked as if she understood: "Yes, but how expensive is a necklace?" ”

Jia Xu saw that his opportunity to brag had come again, so he hurriedly lifted his cloak, made a tall figure, and said to Liu Shuxian: "Take my bow to shoot the sun!" ”

The Sun Shooting Divine Bow is the equipment that came out of Nezha's body two days ago.

Liu Shuxian shook her head and said stingily: "Don't give, don't give, that's mine!" ”

Jia Xu didn't care, stretched out his hand to the crotch of his pants, and out of nowhere, he found a slingshot, and said with a chic smile: "It's okay, I have it!" ”

After saying that, Jia Xu deducted a large piece of boogini, buckled it on the slingshot, and aimed at Yun Ji who was flying innocently in front of him.

Liu Shuxian gritted her teeth with disgust.

"Whew!"

The booger projectile came out in response, and as soon as Fang left the string, he turned into a huge fire crow and pounced on Yun Ji!

Liu Shuxian is stupid, this is murdering in front of herself, should she call the police......

The fire crow let out a terrible scream and pounced on Yun Ji at high speed!

Before Yun Ji could turn back, the fire crow had already hit Yun Ji, and countless flames devoured the poor little crane in an instant.

But something strange happened......

Yun Ji blinked a little suspiciously, and those flames all dissipated in an instant!

If it weren't for the pungent smell of burning air in the air, even Liu Shuxian would have felt that this was an illusion at all!

Jia Xu saw Liu Shuxian's surprised appearance, patted her big belly triumphantly, and said with a smile: "How about it, that necklace is still eye-catching, right?" ”

Liu Shuxian nodded again and again, tugging on Jia Xu's robe with anticipation, blinking her big eyes and saying, "Into the eyes, into the eyes!" That baby is too powerful, Master Guoshi, send me three or five hundred! ”

Jia Xu was shocked, and waved his hand again and again: "You should be eating!" Eat as many pounds as you want? No, no! ”

Liu Shuxian let out a disappointed "ah", but then she didn't pay much attention to it, she just thought the special effects of the necklace were very interesting: "Oh, then I don't want it, when she arrives in Kunlun Mountain, I'll grab the necklace for her with someone, right?" ”

Jia Xu thought for a long time, and discussed with Liu Shuxian very seriously: "The necklace belongs to you, and the person belongs to me, okay?" ”

Liu Shuxian's head shook like a rattle: "Master Guoshi, you have a great dream, the necklace is mine, the people are also mine, they are all mine!" ”

Jia Xu's expression was the same as eating, and he sighed and nodded after a long time: "Okay, it's all for you, who made your breasts big......"