"You're sick."

Anyone who hears this sentence will be very upset.

Of course, it was an old doctor who said this. He was wearing reading glasses and was reading the Metropolis Morning News, but because we registered and walked in, his ears were still very smart, and as soon as we entered, he looked up at us and said this. After saying that, he glanced down at the newspaper again, then laughed, and then put the newspaper down. Looks like this old boy should have been reading a little joke in the newspaper just now, right?

Of course I am sick, otherwise how would I come to the school hospital?

From this sentence, I knew that this old doctor was definitely a boring guy.

But he's a doctor, I'm a patient, of course I can't talk back to him, I'm not afraid that he won't treat me, I'm afraid that he will prescribe medicine to me.

"I ......" I touched my waist and walked towards him, just about to sit down.

But he raised his hand and said, "What about him just now, look at his appearance, his face is so white, he has lost too much blood, that ...... Menstrual disorders, physiological disorders? ”

It's good that you're not talking about me, otherwise, I'd have kicked it over, and by the way, I scolded again: You're fucking out of tune!

Meng Meng was also stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, but he didn't expect him to be a little self-contained, so he didn't go on the spot, but said lightly: "I'm a man." ”

"I'm old, I'm sorry. That's anemia, okay, it shouldn't be a big problem to look at your appearance, name, which college, which major, I'll prescribe some medicine for you. ”

"Prescribe medicine?" I couldn't help but ask him.

Just drop the medicine?

That's a little too fierce, isn't it?

Let's not say that I'm the main one this time.

Even if Meng Meng is the main patient, just by looking at it like this, he will directly prescribe medicine? Looking at it and asking, the last three words were eaten by you old guy?

The old guy took out the prescription paper and made a gesture to write, and asked, "Is it Puxue oral liquid, or Jingxin oral liquid?" Actually, you can do any of them, which flavor do you say? ”

What the fuck is my grass, what kind of flavor! Neither of these drugs can match the people with Mengmeng, right?

Doesn't it smell like a strawberry?

This made Meng Meng depressed and had to explain: "He sees a doctor." ”

"Oh." The old guy then looked at me and then at Mengmeng, and then said, "You are a little anemic, so I will open the box for you...... Otherwise, just prescribe a few more boxes, just prescribe with him anyway, just Jingxin oral liquid, five boxes, it's cheap anyway, rest assured. Look at me again, "What's wrong with you?" ”

His question gave me a lot of pain.

But I can't say that my eggs hurt - I don't know if they hurt or not.

Well, he's a doctor, I can't offend.

"My back hurts."

"Oh~~" His voice dragged on for a long time, and there was a little undulating trill. He took off his glasses, put them on the table, put down his pen, looked at me with both eyes, and said earnestly: "Young man, great youth, but youth is not for waste. ”

Well?

What kind of god twist is this?

Lao Tzu is here to see a doctor, not to take a political class!

Is this a brain teaser?

"It's good to be young," the old guy sighed...... "I've been young too, and I've had a strong male hormone secretion." But now you are students, you should focus on your studies, and don't learn from the little hooligans outside and go outside to mess around. We must know how to grasp the proportions, and the body is the capital of the revolution. Only when you have learned and learned well, can you have a happy and good life in the future. ”

What's that?

I don't understand it at all, anyway.

Turning his head to look at Meng Meng, he didn't seem to understand.

The old guy asked again, "How crazy are you these nights?" His eyes were still sparkling when he asked.

Crazy?

It must be crazy!

So I nodded, "It's crazy." ”

The old guy stuck out his tongue, "Look at your back." Don't go overboard, though. It's good to be young...... Oh no, you should focus on your studies and don't go out into the hooligans. Young people, women can touch it, but if you don't have moderation, ......"

Woman?!

No way!

I kind of get it.

"I'm not touching a woman!"

The old guy was taken aback, looked at me, looked at Meng Meng again, and then nodded as if suddenly realized, "I'm not the kind of person who can't be enlightened, it's all your own choice." Understood, understood. ”

I fainted.

It seems that the more you explain it, the darker it becomes.

If I can speed up to the point where time slows down right now, I'm going to give him a kick.

Forget it, don't bother with him.

He can think whatever he likes.

The old guy put on his glasses again, "So be it, I'll prescribe some medicine for you." Take out your student card and I'll register it. ”

All right.

I threw him the student card.

Zhang Liang ...... Well, okay, the student number is...... Well, that's the five boxes of meditation that were opened earlier, plus you have back pain, so what are you going to prescribe...... What do you think? ”

"What kidney?" I'm a little baffled.

"Kidney tonics, back pain, it's all kidney deficiency or something."

You're kidney-deficient!

"I'm ......" I just wanted to say it's inflammatory, just prescribe some anti-inflammatory drugs.

It's just that he immediately said, "Then the Liuwei Dihuang Pill." ”

Well, cure kidney deficiency, no sugar......

It's not an advertisement, it's definitely not an advertisement.

You can prescribe more, prescribe more, anyway, the medicine in the school hospital is also cheap, only charge us one-tenth of the drug price, the big deal is that I can take it out and resell it.

So after thinking about this verse, I immediately changed my words: "Then you can give me more prescriptions." ”

"Okay, I'll prescribe a course of treatment for you. All right. ”

"Wait, prescribe me some more anti-inflammatories. A little fierce. ”

"Do you want to reduce inflammation? Amoxicillin will do. ”

"Fierce."

"Then wear the king. I'll open two boxes for you. You have bad kidneys, don't mix it up. Alas, being young is good......"

This old guy is probably the kind that hurts to be idle, or he is bored to death.

It was then that I noticed that there were no young and beautiful nurses coming. The only nurse I saw was the forty or fifty-year-old nurse aunt with a bucket waist and a pockmarked face I saw at the door just now.

If the nurses here were like that aunt...... I think I can also relate to the old guy's pain and boredom.

The Mengmeng guy said, "Prescribe more, and by the way, take some Yunnan Baiyao." ”

"Okay, alas, it's really full of vitality, and I want Yunnan Baiyao ......"

I don't want to listen to this old guy anymore.

I took the prescription and paid the money to take the medicine, the registration fee was two yuan, and a lot of medicine was seven yuan, a total of nine yuan. It's worth it.

When I left the school hospital with this large pile of medicine, I was still looking at the packaging box of the rehmannia pill, and I almost bumped into someone.

"Zhang Liang?"

It turned out to be Li Zi.

It's really a place in life where we don't meet.

"Are you sick?" Inexplicably, I took out the old guy's first sentence and used it.

This doctrine is really deadly! As soon as I asked, I regretted it.

She was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "yes." ”

This conversation really made me a little nervous, so in order not to be too embarrassed, I had to say, "Me too, just prescribed medicine." ”

In order to prove that I was really sick, I also deliberately handed her the medicine in my hand.

She glanced at it, "Oh, Liuwei Dihuang Pill, cure kidney deficiency...... Yes? ”

Well, I blushed.

Quickly retracted his hand, "No...... Not what you think......"

"Nothing, do you have time at night? I'd like to talk to you. ”

"Huh?"

Is this an appointment with me?

I was a little surprised by her initiative.

"I haven't seen you all these days. Don't know what big things you've been up to lately. So I wanted to talk to you. Well, nothing else. ”

"That's fine." Meng Meng suddenly said, "Time and place." ”

She glanced at Meng Meng, then turned to look at me, and said, "At seven o'clock in the evening, downstairs in our dormitory, how do you think?" Boys and girls, it's a natural thing. ”

I had to nod, "Okay." ”

"Then you go back first, okay...... That one...... Recuperate. ”

I can't stand her blessings.

I ran away.

"Look, the love letter I wrote for you worked, didn't it?" Meng Meng caught up with me with a smug expression.

"There's a ghost effect! You fucking write on it that I'm reborn! ”

"What's the big deal?"

"What if she asks?"

"What else can I do? You just say she died in your arms, don't you? ”

"The question is how did she die? Who did this to you? ”

"Does the Moonlight Treasure Box know?"

"What does it have to do with this?"

"The Supreme Treasure used the Moonlight Treasure Box to go back to the past again and again, just to track down the cause of Bai Jingjing's death."

"You mean, I told her I didn't know how she died......"

"No, that's not the point. The point is that in the end, Supreme Treasure found out that Bai Jingjing committed suicide. ”

“……”

"So, you just told her that she committed suicide, right?"

"Then why did she kill herself?"

"Because I've been insulted."

“%￥%￥%*#”

"Didn't I tell you, Situ, just forgot? Why should we kill him? He's insulted your wife! ”

Okay, Situ, I'm not with you!

"It's just that why did Situ insult her?"

"Looks like you're really not enlightened. Isn't there a lot of reason to find? For example, she is beautiful, she is gentle, or Situ just happened to eat ** or something, it's okay. ”

“……”

"Of course, that's not the point."

"So what the hell is the point?!"

"As for why Situ insulted your wife, I thought of several possibilities, with Situ's kind of character, unless he ate the strange poison of the world, it is impossible to insult other people's wives casually. Therefore, the point is that the reason why Situ wants to insult her is that she is your wife. ”

“…… It means that what Situ wants to insult is not the woman named Li Zi, but just the woman who is my wife? ”

"You're smart!"

"Therefore, no matter which woman I marry as my wife, Situ wants to insult him. If my wife wasn't Li Zi, then he wouldn't be interested in her, wouldn't that be true? ”

"This is the fate of God. That's it anyway. ”

Be all abroad!

This kind of logic is really terrifying.

Will Situ and I have a big enmity?

Of course, there is a great feud just now.

"Shall I not go tonight? Don't hurt other girls, if she really gets along with me, isn't she destined to be insulted by Situ? ”

"Then how can it be done, what is the fate of God!"

"Damn, is it destined fate, or is it destined to be insulted!"

"If you have fate, you can grasp it. If we insult us, we can avoid it. Don't worry, I'll help you check the gates. She's a good girl, and if you don't, I'll do. ”

"Die!"

If I don't go, and I get cheap to this madman, it will really be unreasonable! With Mengmeng, Li Zi will definitely be in dire straits.

I can't push such a good girl into a fire pit.

So, for the sake of Li Zi's lifelong happiness, I decided to go alone on this date!

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