I swallowed two anti-inflammatory pills with water.

Meng Meng was inhaling his meditation liquid. I sucked it very slippery, and at the end I made a snort, as if it was delicious.

"It tastes good. Would you like to have one too? ”

I can't wait to draw a few black lines on my forehead. It tastes good.

This man is so tasteless.

"See, I don't have any good stuff." He opened his closet.

Then he took out a suit of clothes from it and threw it to me, "I'm going on a date at night, and style is important." ”

It's a pair of pants and a shirt.

It looks upscale.

"It's still style, if you give me tens of thousands of yuan, I will have style."

"Hey, don't just talk about money, okay?"

"It's also the first time I've seen a reborn person who messed up with you so badly." I said dissatisfied.

In fact, he never admitted that he was born again.

But what does it matter?

Anyway, things have to be talked about.

He said he couldn't be calm, looked at me and asked, "Reborn, what do you think?" ”

"How? You have to mix it up. To do business, be able to grasp the opportunity; pickled girls, but also grasp the opportunity. Anyway, aren't there all of them in online novels? ”

"You kid is the kind of novel, too, and read too much. Think about it, if you were born again, with memories, how would you mix? ”

That's a good question.

It seems that I could write an essay titled "If I Were a Born Again," so what would I do?

I'm a reborn, so I'm going to go through a lot of things that I've already experienced, and I'm going to get a head start. For example, if I were born back a few years ago, maybe I could get Didi Dache out first? Even if it's the worst, you can get a few more points in the exam and go to a good university, right?

This proposition is a bit of a headache.

Because this is the category of YY.

So I said, "I can make a lot of money anyway and live a happy and beautiful life." ”

"Shit! You're! Style matters, you know? Do you know what style is? If you were born again, you would only think about making money? Why don't you have a little brain? ”

"You're fucking brainless. So what style do you say? ”

"IQ is a hard wound. If you are born again, you don't want to think about why you are born again? Won't you wonder if the world is real? So, style is important. If you're a regenerate, then you're out of the category of non-regenerate and into a higher spiritual level, where money? What do you value? Fame and fortune, what do you value? What you should value is why you are born again, and what you should value is to find the origin of this world. ”

I was stunned by what he said.

It seems to have a good style. Because I only think of things in the category of obscenity, and he has risen to the level of philosophy.

If I were reborn, would I just want to be drunk and dream of chasing worldly fame and fortune like some rebirth novels? Hold the beauty?

After being reborn, he became awesome, mixed with wind and water, drunk and dreamed of death. This is the life that only thoughtless people pursue.

If I were really a born-against, I wouldn't value those.

What do I value most?

Perhaps, as he put it: why is it born again? Is this world still the real world?

His image suddenly grew tall in my eyes.

He laughed twice and said, "So, some novels are easy to be brain-dead after reading too much." It's better to be a human being. ”

Well, from a philosophical point of view, I can't say anything about him anyway.

"It's just that we've done so many things before, what's the point?"

"Role? Of course there is, I'm here to save you. ”

It's a reason I can't even look at it directly!

Is there such a salvation?

"It seems that you don't quite understand. But anyway, I just need to know that I have a genuine heart for you. ”

It's still sincere......

The more you talk about it, the less nutritious it becomes.

Meng Meng turned on the computer and said as he turned it on: "Anyway, it's a matter of taking a step at a time." Whether the world is real or illusory, and most importantly, there are brothers, and brothers no longer die because of you, that's fine. ”

"How will I die?"

"I really want to know?"

"I really want to know."

"Then I'll have to think about it."

"I still miss your mother! Is that your style?! ”

"It's not about style, because you've died too much......"

You're dying a lot, your whole family is dying a lot!

"How many?"

"Many, much more. Just writing it down can probably write a novel of hundreds of thousands of words. The title of the book is "A Thousand and One Ways to Die". ”

"One thousand and one?"

"Exaggerated. Well, since you asked, let's talk about how you died. ”

How to listen to these words, I feel cold all over my body.

Discuss how I die?

Well, it sounds a little scary anyway, but as a person in question, I'm still curious.

"To put it simply, the first time we met, it was in the future...... It means that in the future from now, you are a big man. ”

"Huh? Am I a big shot? ”

"It's a good mix, it's a mayor."

I'll go! I even had the day to be mayor!

He continued: "Of course, your wife is Li Zi. You're not bad as a mayor. ”

"Because I'm a good person." I couldn't help but interject him.

He gave me a blank look, "I said that you are a good person, what I mean is that although you are a corrupt official, you can be regarded as a corrupt official who has done something practical." You had a beer belly and a shiny head, but you were in high spirits. ”

I think I can put a filter in my ears and let go if I want to hear it, and block it out if I don't want to hear it. Of course, I can't do that. How could I become a corrupt official? With my character, how can it be?

"And then, something very big happened, and that was the end of the world."

"The end of the world?"

"Yes, it's Harvest Day. Then, you'll wake up. Let's block and kill God together, and Buddha block **. It's as simple as that. ”

“……”

"At the end of the day, you're dead. Blocked a knife for me. He looked me in the eye.

I block the knife for him?

With my great personality, I would have done such a thing, right?

But I was curious, "What about my wife?" Situ insulted her? ”

"Not at that time, because you were all forty years old at that time, and Situ didn't have such a low style to insult an old woman in her forties."

“%￥%#%￥！”

"A thousand and one ways to die. The first way to die is that you block a knife for me, and you die so much that you can't die anymore, which is considered heroic; The second way of death is more tragic and inexplicable. ”

"What's the inexplicable way?"

"It's just that I died inexplicably, and when I walked down the street, I suddenly fell down a lamppole and smashed it to death, it's inexplicable enough, right?"

“……”

"The third way to die, if I'm not mistaken, is because of a lottery ticket, went to claim the prize, and was hit by a car and died."

“……”

"The Fourth Way to Die ......"

"Alright, don't say it."

This kid has really seen me die so many times?

I have to admire his courage and perseverance, how can I watch me die again and again, and then be born again?

Or is he just traveling through time?

Anyway, I was terrified.

As he says, he is not as superficial as he seems on the surface.

He should have a purpose for what he does, right?

On the one hand, he is still thinking about saving me, and on the other hand, he is still thinking about the end of the world.

If there is an end time, of course we will all die.

So he wants to avoid that apocalypse?

Seeking the origins of this world?

I have to say, his style is higher than mine.

"Hey, that's wonderful." He said suddenly.

He's looking at his computer.

There is a video playing inside the computer, which shows a beautiful woman sitting in the lap of a fat police officer in a room. The policeman was undressing the beautiful woman with a hairy hand.

"We're talking about something very serious, how can you still bother to watch a romantic action movie!"

What style was you talking about just now, but now you actually watch a love action movie!

And it's domestic!

The policeman took off the beauty's blouse, then her underwear, and then a pair of white rabbits jumped out. He didn't pity this pair of cute little white rabbits at all, but arched them with a pig's mouth.

It's so violent.

The beautiful woman seemed to be enjoying it.

The policeman's hand went down, down......

"Don't you watch it too?" Meng Meng turned up his voice a little louder.

Damn, what are you doing so loudly!

"This channel is not interesting, I'll change the channel." He spoke, then pressed on the keyboard, and the screen switched, and it was like an office, with several police officers sitting in it, gathered together, and next to him there was a guy with a bandage on his leg and crutches.

No matter how I look at him, I know a little bit about that man.

"You're talking too much! How can there be a demon? Look at me, that's a ninja! Those two bank robbers are ninjas! Little Japan has entered the interior of my Celestial Empire! A policeman shouted.

"Anyway, several of our brothers are now insane, how the hell did they do that?"

The crutches said, "You say, are they very special ninjas?" For example...... Are they Naruto? How else would we explain the fact that our brothers became insane? ”

"You're such a fucking adult, and you still read comics!"

Meng Meng turned down his voice and said, "It's not nutritious." ”

"Isn't that a movie or TV series?"

"Of course not. Hehe, am I going to tell the whole world that I have installed surveillance at the police station? ”

I was speechless.

It's too powerful.

"You can see that they can't find us on us." He said smugly.

"The question is, how are the brothers they said have become crazy?"

"That's another good show. I'll show you another channel. ”

The screen cuts again, and this time it shows a hospital room, with four beds, and a person tied to the bed. They all looked like they'd seen them.

Wait, aren't those guys hacked to death by that monster?

How do they ......

"It's in a mental hospital, and they're not dead, they're just being harvested, so they're crazy now. But death is not far off. ”

At this moment, the computer screen suddenly dimmed, and the screen froze.

He slapped the table, "I'm grass!" The internet is disconnected! There's a power outage! ”

Such a coincidence?

"I decided to go to a mental hospital, will you go?"

It's better not to go to a psychiatric hospital, okay......

Otherwise, when you come back, someone else asks: Where have you been today?

Do I have to tell him: I went to a mental hospital today......

Then he was like a deflated ball, "Forget it, it's not good, it's better to rest, it may be more troublesome recently, and all parties have been dispatched." ”

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