The doctor and the guards quickly rushed to the staff break room, and as soon as they entered, they saw the following scene: the guards were all over the floor, and (fog) could be seen everywhere...... Immediately after that, the system prompt sounded in everyone's ears, "294 is making three kills, four kills...... 294 is already super-god! (Dirt!) Then, while they were stunned, a bloodied coffee machine popped out from behind the cao, licked the blood from the outlet, and exclaimed, "Demacia!" After that, she spun around and rushed into the crowd and began her super-god killing...... How can it be!!!

The truth is that there is only one person left on duty in the staff break room, the other is nowhere to be found, and then the protagonist of the incident, 294, is "honestly" staying where he is and not doing anything "excessive" (what do you want to do in the next place, bastard!). There is a cup below the spout, which contains more than half a cup of foul-smelling, dark red liquid.

The doctor immediately motioned for a heavily armed guard to bring the glass of liquid to the lab, and ordered two guards to take the "good employee" who did not "skip work" to the police station...... Ahem, it's the interrogation room. Then, after arranging for the remaining guards to cordon off the staff break room, and immediately recruiting a senior agent and several D-class agents, he went to the lab. Senior agents dispatched D-class agents into the staff break room to closely monitor SCP-294's "every move". (Peat, can you show me how to make a coffee machine run on its own...... I went to the monitoring room to mobilize the recent monitoring records of all the monitoring equipment in the lounge, and began to check it carefully

Soon, the composition of the fluid was analyzed - it was a mixture of a glass of blood and other biological tissues, and after further DNA testing of the blood, Dr. ■■■ was surprised to find that the blood DNA matched 99% with a Foundation agent named Joe, and Dr. ■■■ immediately sent the report to the interrogation room. At the same time, senior agents who watched the surveillance footage of the staff break room also made new discoveries: the guards overseeing SCP-294 appeared to have acted on SCP-294 in secret on multiple occasions; The agent named Joe had performed an operation on SCP-294 once before the problem went wrong. After a while, Dr. ■■■'s report was also delivered, and the senior agent looked at the experiment report again and thought for a while, and immediately arranged for someone to summon Joseph, who was accompanying Joe in the emergency room, to the interrogation room, and he already had a conclusion in his mind......

After some interrogation, Joe's question was indeed related to Joseph's operation: when Joseph was in the break room with Joe, he jokingly entered 294's request for "a cup of Joe", which is why Joe suddenly fainted, because 294 was getting the liquid named "Joe"; Then, the security guard also confessed that they used 294 for the purpose of making extra money, and another security guard who skipped work went out to sell "goods".

After finding out everything, Joseph, Joe, and the break room guards were quickly dealt with: Joseph and Joe were severely punished, and the break room guards were demoted to D-class agents. The incident came suddenly, and it was resolved quickly. The lockdown of the staff break room was quickly lifted, but henceforth only personnel with a security clearance level of 2 or higher were allowed access to SCP-294, and SCP-294's containment status was recommended to be upgraded to Euclid, which would be subject to stricter supervision......

When 294 got the news, he was stunned, "What the hell! For Mao, you have to take the blame for making mistakes! Even if it's just a coffee machine, you have to defend your rights!! ”

"What are you going to do, coffee maker (reread)" snickered 682.

"What about your revenge, let's wait for your revenge for a day! Coffee machine! "Be a little expert 075.

“…… Hehe! "Completely blackened 294.

[682 was banned by the administrator for 12 hours]

[075 was banned by the administrator for one day]

After the incident was resolved, the test experiment on SCP-294 also returned to normal, although someone made a bizarre experiment application for assassination using SCP-294 to drain the target's body fluids through the brains of document SCP-294a (that is, Joseph's), but looking at Joe's current appearance, the high-level officials naturally rejected the application, the reason is very simple: it is very easy to detect, and the assassination target does not necessarily die (2333)......

After nearly ninety tests and two or three "drains" of SCP-294, the long-awaited highlight of SCP-294, the righteous sanction of "obtaining SCP-075's secretions", is about to begin under the supervision of Dr. ■■■.

"Baaha! 075 yo, you must always remember this day! It will be gray and gray and gentle, so it will be gray! --294 in an unusually gentle tone.

"Aqiu!" The dormant 075 sneezed, and the Supervisor went into Alert (23333......

■■■ Dr. typed: "Secretions from 075." Then he threw a 50-cent coin into 294.

"Dangdang, dang! Xiansen,This is the secretion of 075 you ordered.,Please use it slowly.,Thank you~~~ (laughs)" 294 from the maid's outfit [However, there is no strange sound effect]

―――――――――――――― assay ingredient ingredient ――――――――――――――

"■■■Doctor! We did it! The substance in the cup is confirmed to be 075 secretions, so the cup put down by 294 can indeed carry the secretions of 075! ”

At the same time, a burst of terrible screams suddenly came from the SCP LAN......

"It hurts! Pain Pain !! It hurts!! It hurts us to death!! We're going to die! I'm going to die! jerk off294!!! Dead Coffee Maker !! What the hell have you done!! You come out for us!! Ahh!!h It hurts! QAQ”

Listening to the screams of a certain 075, a certain coffee machine quietly peeped at the screen, laughing without saying a word......

Afterwards......

"■■■Doctor, there is news from the XXX sub-base that 075 has suddenly been activated from its dormant state, and although it shows great inertia, it still makes a mess of the containment chamber, is it related to 294?"

"Probably, this matter will be reported, and the containment level of 294 is confirmed to be Euclid, and it can be considered to be upgraded to Keter level again, and then continue to improve its supervision......" Dr. ■■■ of Gao Leng.

"Oops, hey, hey?! What is the situation! Director, this script is wrong! QAQ, is this a lose-lose situation?!" 294 let out the wailing of a defeated dog......

This is probably the legendary "harm others will end up harming yourself" (spread hands)

Ps1: SCP LAN is actually a fabrication, it has a lot of role, about its origin may be explained in the following related (probably...... ）

Ps2: Continue to be brazen and ask for collections~