Our protagonist coffee machine...... Ah no, now it's a coffee machine called 294 (mud and dirt), and after being exposed and slapped in the face, she silently turns into a voyeur party, trying to find a certain short-eyed brother who slapped her face when she pretended to be forced while understanding the follow-up of the incident...... It's definitely not about revenge, after all, it's just a coffee machine. ("sneering" at the coffee machine called 294)

After learning that SCP-294 was nothing more than a coffee machine, the SCP LAN*1 was silent for three seconds......

"Hey, who's that, are you sure 294's body is a coffee machine? Impossible, right? "From a certain startled 166. (It is indeed a coffee machine underneath...... ）

"It's no wonder that although 294 'saw' her face, he didn't have any intention of killing her. It turns out she's a coffee machine. "096 muttering quietly. (It's really lucky to be just a coffee machine all of a sudden 233333)

"294, who is usually so arrogant and has been laughing at me for being a scumbag, it turns out that she is just a coffee machine, but a coffee machine, and the coffee machine ...... "500 (enough!)" You're just a bottle of medicine, scum, and you're a bottle guy! ）

"If 294 is just a coffee machine, then if I find her, she won't be able to run away! In fact, having a coffee machine as a pet is also quite emotional! "The Queen's breath is strong 682. (Wait, someday we're going to get something that poisons you!) ）”

"294 is mine, grab it with me, and break your neck!" Sick Girl 173. (I was targeted by the sick Jiao...... Shake)

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"Absolutely sure 294's body is a coffee machine, that was yesterday when some strange guys tried to collect our saliva with a white mug, and they said it was a suspected paper coffee cup made by 294......" yawned 075. (Groove...... ）

"We guessed at once that the 294 body is a coffee machine, but I'm not sure, I cheated her today, she didn't admit herself, and sure enough, it's just the wisdom of the coffee machine, we're really smart." Triumphant 075. (Found you!) Chick! You're dead!!! ）

Death targets appear! I can't let you continue to ruin your reputation! (Ultimate-starting preparation)

"You had a great time!! (angry)" from 294, whose voice was a little out of shape. (Ultimate Reading Strip)

"But that's the end of it!!! How is it possible to continue to let your reputation be ruined!! Feel the rage below!! ”

"It's so terrible, it's just a coffee machine, and the formation below is →_→" 075 who died again.

"It's so terrible, it's just a coffee machine→_→" from 106

"It's so terrible, it's just a coffee machine→_→" from 682

"It's so horrible to say, it's just a coffee machine→_→" from 500

……

"No matter what 294 is, I like you." 173 from the destruction formation

"How can you destroy the formation upstairs→_→" refreshes the presence of 075 again

"075, you're dead!! Then Theword !!!" Roaring 294.

[The administrator has turned on the ban for all employees]

Looking at the SCP LAN, which was suddenly silent, 294 clapped his hands in satisfaction and smiled with satisfaction. ”

However, "it must not be cheap, 075 that bastard, in the next must make her pay a price that will never be forgotten!! - 294 trembling with anger.

"John, didn't 294 shake just now?" Security in the staff lounge.

"Mike, what are you nervous about, it's just a coffee machine......" John looked disdainful.

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[Private chat time between 294 and 732]

"Middle two disease! In my absence, there is a small thing I would like to ask for your help. "An unknown 294

"What made you come to me on your own initiative? My dear coffee Ji ~~" Listen to the 732 that sounds like a lazy royal sister.

"A little personal matter...... Secondary two disease, can you help check in the next check to see if there is a recent experimental plan in the next? It should be easy to do with your abilities, after all, those guys don't really understand your abilities, do they? You wouldn't want to help, would you? 294 said with some flattery.

"Help you, I will definitely help you, after all, you rarely ask me, let me see...... Three hours later, there is an experiment about testing the range of your abilities~~" The lazy royal sister paused slightly, and then said quietly.

"Okay, could you add an experimental plan for using SCP-294 to collect SCP-075's secretions?" 294's voice sounded ill-intentioned.

"Huh? Yes, but you'd better not go overboard, and I'll help you add a 'plan of experiments on the effects of using SCP-294 on other SCPs'? 732 listened to 294's request, was stunned for a moment, and then smiled slightly.

"Secondary two disease, thank you so much, I have time to invite you to dinner! Let's go first!! 294, having achieved his goal, said excitedly, and then exited the SCP LAN.

"294 really doesn't grow up~~ But don't be 'squeezed dry'" The 732 hairs like a royal sister talked to themselves in a doting tone, and after letting out an unclear sigh, they also withdrew from the SCP LAN.

Three hours later......

"Doctor, what's today's experiment?" Assistant A.

"Today's experiment is mainly about SCP-294, and we need to determine what kind of effect SCP-294 will have on other containment objects......" Dr. ■■■ paused slightly, "such as experiments such as using SCP-294 to obtain SCP-075's highly corrosive secretions." ”

"Or use 294 to produce a substance that can kill 682?" Assistant B.

"That's about it, but let's test the range of 294...... Well, this one is probably going to be tested many times, so we have a ......lot of time today."

The discussion among the lab coats was interrupted by a scrambling agent.

The agent hurried out of the staff lounge with another agent who seemed to be delirious, and when he saw the doctor's group, he hurriedly led his companion towards the doctor, and his rapid running caused him to knock down several assistants along the way.

"Joseph, what's going on, so panicked!" The doctor asked, secretly on guard.

"Doctor, ...... Quick, save Joe! He seems to be dying......"

"Joe, how did it become like this, is there a containment out of control!" The doctor examined Joe briefly.

"Yes...... It's 294, and Joe looks like this because it's 294! Joseph gasped and replied.

“294！ God, how could it be, it's just a coffee machine! Inform the guards, let's go to the staff break room together, Joseph you take Joe to the emergency room, Joe is not in danger of life for the time being. The doctor, who quickly calmed down, gave the order, and then with a serious face, he led a group of agents towards the staff break room......