"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, seeing that you are so discerning, let's just appreciate your face, but forget about eating, let's go for a walk together?" Jia Xu waved his hand very politely, and after shaking his right hand twice somehow, there was another money bag, Jia Xu turned around with a smile and handed it to the beautiful proprietress: "Beauty takes care of it, it's an honor, take this money to buy some jewelry, alas, if Xu is more than five hundred years younger, he will definitely pursue you desperately"

The proprietress warmed her heart, and unconsciously brushed the back of her temples that only had a hairpin, since the fruitless first love at the age of five, there was only the world of gold and silver treasures left in her eyes, but at this moment, her heart was pounding. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Five hundred years is too long, you...... If you are willing, seize the day, and the slave is willing to be by your side. ”

The proprietress gently grabbed Jia Xu's sleeve with her bare hands, her cheeks were slightly red, and her eyes were soft but extremely firm.

"Made, let go!" Jia Xu didn't appreciate it, he turned his face without mentioning his pants, and threw his sleeves on the ground to the charming proprietress with a flick of his sleeves, and the dead fish rolled his eyes: "I'm just polite, do you still want to rely on me?" ”

Bo Yi Kao and the gamblers' mouths were about to fall to the ground, looking at such a scumbag in the world, thinking about all the swear words in their lives that could not be worthy of this kind of scum.

"Come on, come on, this uncle......"

"My surname is Ji ......"

"Oh, Brother Ji......" Jia Xu clapped his hands, and looked at Bo Yi Kao with an inexplicable face with a sigh: "Ling Zun must like Uncle Ji very much......"

“…… This, the master doesn't have to be so polite, you call me Bo Yi Kao, master, you are an elder, and you are also a venerable......"

"Hey! I like rich people like you who don't have a temper, don't you know, I just met a little kid outside the city, that temper is too big, I don't feel happy to fall in front of Xu and want to slander, is this called touching porcelain...... It should be, oh, Xu hasn't introduced himself yet, my name is Jia Xu, let's talk while walking......" Jia Xu familiarly hooked his shoulder on Bo Yi Kao's shoulder, full of enthusiasm: "Oh, you ask who that little kid is, it seems to be the prince, and I didn't pay much attention to ......"

“…… Master, there suddenly seems to be something going on at home, let's go separately" As soon as Bo Yi Kao heard Jia Xu brag about it, his face turned white, and he struggled to get rid of Jia Xu's unicorn arm, but the result was obvious and very unsuccessful, but in the process of struggling, Bo Yi Kao inadvertently saw the money bag that Jia Xu gave to the proprietress , which seemed to be a little familiar, and it was like his own!

"Hey, young man, you are so afraid, no wonder women will run away with others, I want to blame back then, I don't feel comfortable if I don't kill one or two kings a day...... Hey, don't struggle, you've been single for tens of millions of years, and you can't escape the Qilin Soul Lock Hand in your right hand. ”

Jia Xu was the same as catching a chicken, dragging Bo Yi out of the door, the thugs in the casino saw that they were lying on the ground and waved their hands at the back of Jia Xu who was stupidly watching Jia Xu go farther and farther away, and they didn't dare to step forward to stop them, not to mention the gamblers, people even dared to hold Xi Bohou's son hostage, this is not something that hooligans who just drink cat urine dare to do.

Dragging the reluctant Bo Yi Kao, Jia Xu went shopping, asking Bo Yi Kao about some customs and customs, and inquiring about the current family and country, but he heard a lot of useful or interesting news.

"The evolution of the times is really amazing, Xiao Ji, look at that building, three floors! It's very high! But what, after a long time, there will be dozens or hundreds of high-rise buildings everywhere, can you believe it? Also, look at the horse in front of you, 800 a day is not a problem, it should be considered a good horse! Did you know that many years from now, there will be cars that will run much faster than this, and most people will still be able to afford them, can you believe it? It's those of us who pretend to be gods and deceive old ladies, old men who tell hexagrams, and earn two sesame oil money, some of the gods are not living well, hey, or the folk customs here are simple, I can bluff people who can bluff with two nonsense words to eat and drink and serve me, haha......" Jia Xu's tone was full of emotion about history and the changes of the times, and he was happy to say it for a while, and his mouth was a little uncontrollable: "Look at you, aren't you bluffed and knocked three times, haha!" ”

"Master...... You don't have to be modest, just for the sake of you who dare to call me Xiao Ji, I also believe you......" Bo Yi Kao listened to Jia Xu's mouth full of flying missiles, and he didn't take it seriously, the first is not to believe it, and the second is that after all, there are immortals everywhere here, there are many monsters like dogs, and he has seen a lot of magic weapons in his dignified Xi Bohou's son-in-law, and Jia Xu bragged that he had not surpassed Bo Yi's knowledge, of course, he didn't make a fuss.

Looking at Bo Yikao's appearance of honor and disgrace, Jia Xu, who is more upset than the bull, is a little unhappy, which is actually the same as saying cross talk, it is not interesting to talk about it just by teasing without complimenting.

If others make me unable to pretend, I will beat others into stupid Bi!

This is Jia Xu's consistent tenet of life, but Jia Xu is happy to lose money today, and when his heart is soft, he is only ready to scare him and let him live.

"Ahem! Young man, your life is miserable! ”

Jia Xu stroked his non-existent beard, a cheap face that was about to cheat money, and patted Bo Yikao's shoulder with a sigh: "Look at your face, there are signs of broken army and seven evils, and there are four black moles, which are becoming powerful with these two, and there are ...... Well...... Well, no more, you ...... It's a hard life! ”

Jia Xu didn't have to pretend to be a god stick to cheat money and beg for a living for many years, and the skills of the year had already been made up, and he finally couldn't make it up after a long time, just sighed, and waited for Bo Yi to take the test.

"Master...... What you said doesn't seem quite right...... According to the ancient tortoiseshell method...... "Bo Yi was indeed taken aback, but the nature of a good student for many years still carefully corrected Jia Xu's almost wrong lie."

"Your dad was reading a pirated book! The state has repeatedly ordered that intellectual property rights should be valued, so how can you still buy pirated books? Jia Xu waved his hand, arbitrarily interrupted Bo Yikao's words, and continued to talk nonsense: "When I met you, I didn't know that you were ...... You are...... What's that? ”

"Xibohou." Bo Yi Kao replied cautiously, naively thinking that since Jia Xu couldn't even remember his father's title, of course he couldn't be a liar, but in fact...... Jia Xu really can't remember his father's title, but this is really different from whether he is a liar or not.

"That's right! I didn't know you were the son of the Chicken Neck! Do you think I'll tell you the right fortune? Jia Xu's nostrils are facing the sky, and he has a good demeanor, of course, in fact, it is just Jia Xu's casual and hurtful routine.

"Quasi, quasi, and my father is the ...... of Xibohou"

"That's right! Tin foil Hou! Jia Xu nodded, but he was still strange in his heart, could it be that this Hou Ye is an ironworker? How superb is this iron-striking skill to be crowned!

"Since it's accurate, then you should believe me, you always think your dad is amazing, but no matter what you ask him, he always tells you that the secret of heaven must not be revealed, right?"

"Ah...... God! What a god! Bo Yi Kao's face was flushed, and he seemed to want to use a posture to express his admiration for Jia Xu, but in the end he found that he only had two words to say: "Niu Bi!" ”

"Of course, when I was still telling fortunes and cheating money, I had to say this dozens of times a day, and then I said it for a month, and no one believed me in my land, you are also stupid, your father has deceived you for so many years, and you still believe him?" Jia Xu said for a long time, looking a little stunned: "What did I want to tell you just now?" ”

"My life is hard......" Bo Yi was respectful.

"Oh! Right! Your life is hard, look at your face, you will be trapped by love in this life, suffer by love, and finally die young and die at the hands of ****, alas...... What a fate! Jia Xu tried his best to show a sad and vicissitudes of life, but there was always a hint of silly taste on that funny face, which made people feel that they couldn't be sad and couldn't go on with vicissitudes.

"This! Will you die for love!? Could it be that Daji and I are destined to have no chance in this life!? Bo Yi Kao knelt on the ground sadly, tears in his eyes couldn't stop flowing, and he didn't care that this was on the street, and bowed to Jia Xuna: "I hope the master will save me and show me a clear way!" ”

"People here are talking a lot, and you and I are talking on the side." Jia Xu nodded lightly, stretching out his hands as if to help him up.

Bo Yi Kao's face was full of emotion, and he stretched out his hand to pick up Jia Xu's hand, but at the moment when Bo Yi Kao's center of gravity shifted and his focus was on his hand and he was about to get up, Jia Xu's grandson actually withdrew his hands with lightning speed and the bell ringed, and the directly harmed Bo Yi Kao fell to the ground and fell into a dog eating.

"Alas, say you're stupid, you still don't believe it, with your IQ, you still want to fall in love?" Jia Xu put his hands behind his back and hummed a small tune and walked into the alley on the side, not wanting to help Bo Yi up at all.

And after Bo Yikao got up from the ground with blood on his face, he looked at Jia Xu's distant back, his face changed color, and suddenly, he seemed to realize: "Relying on the mountains and mountains, relying on the water to dry, relying on everyone to go, relying on the gods and gods, no one in this world can be relied on, only you can help yourself, gentleman, you should strive for self-improvement!" ”

Looking at Jia Xu's back at this moment, it seems to have become so majestic, so extraordinary, this is his mentor in this life, a sage in the world!

"Master! Guru! I realized! I realized! ”

Bo Yi Kao's little face was flushed, and he didn't even have time to shoot the ash on his body, so he ran to Jia Xu's side with such a blue nose and swollen face, and said excitedly: "Master! I know what you mean! You are truly a sage on earth, and I have learned a lot! ”

"Huh!?" Jia Xu looked at this self inexplicably and yin it, but he was still stupid enough to come over to thank his melon baby, and suddenly took a step back with some vigilance: "Do you want to take advantage of my unpreparedness and beat me with black fists?" ”

"Where is the master's words! Bo Yi Kao is really admiring the great wisdom of the master, if it were not for the old father in the family, I would definitely worship you as my father, and teach me from time to time! Bo Yi was excited, and he knew that it hurt, so he covered his face and grinned, but he didn't forget the stubble that Jia Xu mentioned before: "Bo Yi has a hard life in the exam, and I hope that the master will give him advice." ”

"Well...... That's a long story, so let's make a long story short, so let's keep it all in my words......"

……

"Haha! , just kidding, I'm joking, I'm amused by me! You listen carefully......" Jia Xu looked at Bo Yi Kao with a deep resentful woman, Jia Xu was not false at all, and said: "This is a long time...... The lord of the heavenly court is Zhang Yuhuang, who has experienced 1,750 eons, each calamity is 129,600 years, and a tribulation of reincarnation is 3,240 lifetimes, each life has suffered all the sufferings of the world, and has gone through the tribulations of the world, but he still has his heart unchanged, his good thoughts have no regrets, and he is a good person with immeasurable merits in all generations, and he is the lord of the three worlds......

Bo Yi Kao smiled dryly: "...... Which tribal chief's bedtime reading is this...... I've never heard of ......."

"You haven't heard of it, for example, I can shovel a dwarf out of the ground with a shovel, have you heard? Listen to the story...... Listen to history well, so many things are quite complicated, my thinking is a little confused, don't interrupt" Jia Xu snorted coldly, made a high-ranking appearance, and continued: "Then I don't know how many years later, at a peach meeting...... You should be eating a big pot of rice, single for 1,750 eons plus when the lord of the Three Realms wrote the year, and finally took a fancy to Chang'e who danced at the banquet in the Pan Tao Club, the Jade Emperor did not suspect that people were second marriages, and then he kept writing love letters, and Chang'e, who sent jewelry, gradually got better, just when the two of them were about to talk about marriage, Marshal Tianpeng, who also fell in love with Chang'e at the Pan Tao Club, couldn't sit still, driving a BMW...... Riding a horse and rushing to the Moon Palace, I want to have a raw rice to cook rice, with the dirty idea that I can't get your heart, I want to get you, and Chang'e is defiled, originally Tianpeng thought that a woman, helpless, didn't dare to speak out when she lost her body, she made a lot of money, but she didn't expect it, she was originally a second marriage, and her face was not so thin, so she stabbed it directly to the queen mother...... The queen mother is the head of the fairies, which is equivalent to the president of the women's federation or the kind of warm-hearted and cautious ...... Don't think about it, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor have nothing to do with each other...... As soon as this matter was reported, it was fried, and the queen mother was going to go to the Tianpeng Temple with a crutch to order the canopy, or the Jade Emperor had a good heart, and he couldn't bear to cultivate the canopy for 10,000 years, and once his soul was scattered, he only ordered the canopy to be beaten down to the mortal world, and then reincarnated as a human, hoping that he could be a good person, but the queen mother had nowhere to come out, and instructed the king of Hades to fall into reincarnation forever, after thousands of years of love and tribulation, this canopy, there are men and women in reincarnation, women will be abandoned or raped and thrown away, and men will suffer from **** in the world, and finally die at the hands of the woman who loves deeply, To compensate for the mistakes of that time, karma, the cycle of heavenly reason......"

"Ah......" Bo Yi Kao was stupid: "Could it be that I am the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng!?" ”

"No" Jia Xu looked at Bo Yi Kao with disdain in a look that you want to be beautiful: "You are the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor......"

Looking at Bo Yikao's flattered look, Jia Xu snorted coldly: "What are you happy about, you still have tens of thousands of lifetimes of hardship to eat, and after becoming the Jade Emperor, your wife was slept with by others, and you don't understand what you are happy about?" I can't guess you! ”