"So...... The Lord of the Three Realms is a chore? Bo Yi Kao pondered it carefully, and felt that although Jia Xu was not very reliable, what he said was really right, but even if he knew this, Bo Yi Kao's heart couldn't help but feel a little proud, after all, what kind of identity is the Lord of the Three Realms, no matter how hard it is, it is worth it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Sort of, there are so many things in the Three Realms, if it's a bit serious, you have to report it and deal with it, and it's true that a good person who is not selfless and dedicated can't do it." Jia Xu nodded, looked at Bo Yi Kao and seemed to have an illusion that he was very great, and he didn't say it: "Having a heart for good is not good, it can be rewarded, and being unintentional for evil is not evil, but it is punished, you do good deeds for some purposes, although God will reward you, but this is not a good thing, but it becomes a transaction, accidentally committed a sin, although God will punish you, but this is not a crime, but justice, the word good and evil are fair and strict, and cannot be deceived, that Zhang Yuhuang has been recognized by God as good in order to become an immortal, Do you think the Jade Emperor is so easy to be? ”

"Huh? This...... So what should I do? Gee, you really shouldn't have told me that...... I'm afraid it won't be good for me to do good deeds even if I want to do good things in the future, but if I have a concern in my heart, is it still good...... If you can't become the Jade Emperor in the future, how can this be good...... Ah! Why did I think of this again, it's over, it's over, the eternal practice, and now it's ruined, alas...... "Bo Yi Kao was stupid, sighed and sat on the ground, scratching his head, regardless of the image, and there was no image in the first place, his sad face seemed to be full of sorrow in this world, from a prince and nobleman to a living beggar, but even so, Bo Yi Kao still didn't blame Jia Xu in his heart, he just felt that he was cheap and asked a lot, and he thought of the old father at home. I'm afraid it's because I thought of this that I have been telling myself that the secret of heaven cannot be revealed in the past few decades, alas, this is fate.

Jia Xu watched coldly, looking at Bo Yi Kao sighing, very sad, complaining about himself but never speaking ill of himself, he couldn't help but nodded, if it weren't for this, he wouldn't be able to become the master of the Three Realms, his heart is good, and he will never change, what a belief this is, such a character can be favored by heaven and earth, and no one has anything to say.

"Don't sigh, you don't want to think about it, if you are really the mortal womb of the Jade Emperor when he did not attain the Dao, then who is the person in the sky now?" Jia Xu snorted disdainfully: "With your IQ, you're a little anxious." ”

"Ah...... So what do you say...... Is it fake? Bo Yi Kao was dumbfounded, although he was relieved, but he was inevitably disappointed.

"Of course, are you serious?" Jia Xu sighed, squatted down and patted Bo Yi Kao's shoulder: "Come, tell my father what's going on, didn't you say that it would take a few days for Su to escort the convoy to Chaoge City, why are you here now?" ”

"Daddy?" Bo Yi Kao was puzzled.

"Hey!" Jia Xu proudly agreed: "Don't care about this title, talk about it." ”

"Alas...... I'm ashamed to say that Daji and I were childhood sweethearts, and the two had no guesses, and my father also agreed with the Marquis of Su Hu that when I became two adults, I would set an auspicious day to get married, but ...... Alas, I don't know how the king learned about Daji's beauty, and sent Fei Zhong and You Hun as envoys to propose to Hou Ye, if Hou Ye dares to disobey, I am afraid that the next thing is Huang Feihu's army to press the border, Hou Ye has no choice but to dedicate Daji to the king, I also want to ask my father for help, ask my father to come forward to advise the king, but I am afraid of angering the king, Xiqi is devastated, so I can only come to the court alone, hoping to find an opportunity to take her away after Su Hu Hou Ye sends Daji to Cuiyun Pavilion, but I didn't think of it...... The king was so anxious, he sent Lu Xiong to send Daji into the palace halfway, and did not follow the rules in Cuiyun Pavilion to check his body and make a book, when I learned that Daji had received the news of the song, the fast horse rushed over, but it was already late...... "Bo Yi said for a long time, but suddenly froze: "How did the master know that I was also in the convoy of the Marquis of Jizhou?" ”

"Guess, you always care about these little problems, how do you rob women with others?" Jia Xu waved his hand, thought for a while, and said: "So you drank two taels of wine later, and the wine was bold enough to go to prostitution to relax, but halfway through, I heard that there was a stupid guy who was losing money and laughing like a fool, so I suddenly changed my mind and wanted to take a look in the gambling hall...... Of course, the most important thing is that you have never been to a brothel at all when you are so old, and when you are drunk, you are still flustered, even if there is no such thing as me, you will find this or that excuse not to go to the brothel, and then when you see me at first sight, you want to pretend to be a villain and yell to vent your dissatisfaction, but after only shouting, you feel that you are too impolite, and your tone is much calmer, and looking at your current spirit, I am afraid that you have not drunk much, and you are even pretending to be drunk. ”

"Master...... You are simply a god, and what you said is good, as if it were ...... It's like you're me! Bo Yi's mind was broken, and he was not embarrassed, but there were three points of admiration in his eyes when he looked at Jia Xu: "Ask the master to teach me, how can I snatch Daji back from the king's hands without hurting the innocent?" ”

"How do you know this? Xu is not Zhuge Liang, he knew that the first emperor had three buckets of meals, and then he knew that the sunshine incense burner produced purple smoke. Jia Xu said that he didn't care about Bo Yi's test and asked himself who Zhuge Liang was, who the first emperor was, and who Zhao Xianglu was, and waved his hand: "You don't have to worry, according to what you said, when you are in a hurry today, now at this time, you are afraid that you have already passed his bedroom, and it is the same to find a way later, anyway, it must be not perfect." ”

Bo Yi Kao sighed, thought about it carefully, and found that what Jia Xu said seemed to have some truth, and nodded: "I don't care about this, as long as I can fly away with Daji, it doesn't matter if anything else." ”

"By the way, I heard you say that, when today's son seems to be a faint king, it is said that the faint monarch likes to make a national teacher, a heavenly master or something to brainwash himself in the palace, and now, En...... Does Dashang have such a position? Jia Xu's mind turned around and it was a bad idea.

"Poof......

Bo Yi Kao lowered his head a little shyly: "There is nothing in the Great Dynasty, but I, Xiqi, have sealed two Heavenly Masters......"

"Oh...... It seems that your family is the one who is not the one...... But forget it, love knows no class, and this red peasant class will do you, the feudal ruling class, a favor! Some of the words Jia Xu said, Bo Yi Kao couldn't understand at all, but Bo Yi Kao, who had just been criticized by Jia Xu to the point of being mediocre, couldn't ask, so he could only keep nodding his head to express his gratitude.

"First of all, you have to let the Son of Heaven ...... What's it called? Jia Xu lowered his head and thought for a while, then clapped his hands and said, "Yin Shou!" You have to make Yin Shou believe that feudal superstition is real, so that you can arrange people to pretend to be gods and bewitch him, everyone wants to live longer, so he lied to him that if you want to live forever, you have to stay away from women, and if you let your good dress be ugly, you will be alienated slowly...... Of course, if you want to be faster, just find a more beautiful woman, and let the god stick say that this woman has a destiny, as long as you are happy with her night and night, the Great Shang Dynasty will be immortal...... No, it's eternal! In this way, Yin Shou will only pamper her alone, and the disappearance of Daji will not cause any waves. ”

"Master, what do you say......" Bo Yikao sighed, "If I can find a woman in this world who is more beautiful than Daji, what else do I want Daji to do?" ”

“…… You dare to tell the truth. Jia Xu crooked his mouth and thought again: "But since you have said so, then you can only use the first method...... Do you know jugglers...... No, those who are afraid of surprise inspections may not be able to pass the test...... That's right! I know a little fat man who is said to have learned monkey boxing tricks from Kunlun Mountain for more than 20 years, so let him help you with this! ”

"Kunlun Mountain?" Bo Yi Kao exclaimed: "That's a fairy mountain, it is said that there are immortals living there, every year countless people want to worship the mountain to learn art but there are always only a few people can win the favor of the immortals, if the master's friend really returned from Kunlun Mountain, it must be a great ability!" ”

"Great ability...... Can he dig tunnels...... Jia Xu said and waved his hand in the air: "There will be many birds, but they look a little ugly." ”

“…… Sort of, even the gods are also specialized in art. ”

"That's fine! That's it! Jia Xu nodded, walked to a T-shaped intersection not far ahead, took out a big coin, threw it into the sky, the big money turned elegantly in mid-air, fell to the ground, and also fell into two halves (the Shang Dynasty money was a bone shell), but the strange thing is that the big money that was broken in half formed a strange angle, pointing to the alley on the left.

"Oops! It's distressing! Jia Xu picked up the two big pieces of money on the ground, put them together, and said worriedly: "I don't know if this money can be spent, there is no 502 this year, and I can't put it together." ”

And Bo Yi Kao also fell into deep thought at this time......

That big money looks familiar......

"Since Providence has asked us to go this way, let's go this way, we will definitely meet that little fat man." Jia Xu put away the big money and took the lead out of the alley, and the environment suddenly became lively, although there were many pedestrians coming and going, it was not crowded, and it was a prosperous and prosperous appearance.

"Huh? This is...... Someone's getting married? As soon as Jia Xu came out, he saw a four-person sedan chair passing in front of him, and the bright red character was dazzling.

"Then, let's say it's providence!" Jia Xu turned his head and beckoned: "Hurry up, Bajie!" ”

"Bajie ......" Bo Yi Kao couldn't understand again, in just half a day, Bo Yi Kao, who used to think that he had read well, suddenly found that he seemed to be about to become mentally retarded.

"I don't know who got married, if it's that little fat man, is it too fast?" Jia Xu and Bo Yi Kao walked behind the sedan chair, like a ruffian hooligan trying to rob the bride, and finally stopped in front of the sedan chair to an inconspicuous door, and the bride and the sedan chair found two lewd men who followed for an unknown amount of time.

The bride was picked up by an old man, who seemed to have some status, and when he saw Jia Xu and Bo Yi Kao, he yelled at the house: "Brother Ziya! Oh no! Someone is trying to rob your wife! ”

"What!?"

was standing in the room, the deer in his heart was bumping, and a white-bearded old man was stunned and on fire.

What kind of world is this? What kind of hungry ghost would rob even a fifty-year-old woman? Although the old ginger is defeated, is this young man's anger too big?

"Wow! Where is the ruffian, dare to loosen the soil in front of my Jiang Ziya's door!? ”

Jiang Ziya, the white-bearded old man, picked up a broom and rushed out, and before he could see the scene clearly, he suddenly heard a dry howl, which almost deafened his ears.

"Senior Brother Ziya! Keep people under the chicken! ”

A little fat man, like his dead father, came out of nowhere, hugged Jiang Ziya's knee, and snorted with tears: "Don't get married, never get married!" ”

This time, even the old woman sitting in the sedan chair opened the curtain in surprise, seeing that three young men and an old man were jealous for themselves, and they were about to fight, and suddenly there was a little sweetness in their hearts.

Lonely for half a life, there is such an exciting bitter drama to watch when you are old, this life is not worthwhile!

"You! You guys! You eat me with a stick! "Jiang Ziya is going crazy, this Shengong Leopard actually came all the way from Kunlun Mountain just to rob his daughter-in-law with himself, ha! I also brought two helpers who looked like weak chickens!

Jiang Ziya didn't say a word, he beat Shen Gongbao violently, and the little old man over there was not idle, and as soon as he called, seven or eight young men ran out of the house, together with the four sedan chair men who carried the sedan chair, surrounded Jia Xu and Bo Yi Kao, and punched and kicked their hair.

"Not good! Squat on the ground and hold your head, and ask for more blessings! Jia Xu was shocked, and squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, burying his face in his thighs to prevent his face from being broken.

Bo Yi was stupid, he had never fought with others in his life, and a group of people surrounded him and stood stupidly and sniffed.

“duang!”

“da！”

“delong!”

This group fight lasted for nearly fifty minutes, and there were all kinds of strange sounds that were unconscious, during which he naturally kicked Jia Xu without long eyes, and as a result, his body hurt badly, so Bo Yi Kaoke, who was also surrounded and beaten, fell into bad luck, not only was his body scarred, but his face was also kicked and broken.

"Don't ...... Don't fight, senior brother, junior brother, I have something to say...... Ahem......"

Shen Gongbao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, finally waited for Jiang Ziya to get tired, and took out a piece of yellow paper from his arms tremblingly, and read it while baring his teeth: "Today's great catastrophe of heaven and earth, three definitions of the order, Hongjun Patriarch gave the god list to be robbed, and the person who holds the list has been decided, and the name is: 'Jiang Ziya'." ”

“…… What do you mean? Jiang Ziya was dumbfounded.

"Senior brother...... Senior brother, I can be wronged this time, the master ordered me to send this list to you, junior brother, I rushed all the way from Kunlun Mountain to Chaoge, and I was confused with a **** face, I wanted to eat tea without a meal, but I didn't want to be beaten by my brother! Woo woo woo ......" Shen Gongbao cried aggrievedly as he spoke.

Seeing Shen Gongbao's sadness crying, Jiang Ziya was also a little embarrassed, but he was still a little concerned: "If you send the list, you will send the list, why do you want to stop me from doing a major event in my life?" ”

After that, Jiang Ziya looked at the beaten inhuman-shaped Bo Yi Kao and Jia Xu, who seemed to be fine: "You also brought two helpers?" ”

"Senior brother, junior brother, I have been wronged!" Shen Gongbao said aggrievedly: "The person who should be robbed by this god list must be a child!" ”

"Huh!?" Jiang Ziya was shocked.

"Ah!!!????h Mrs. Jiang in the sedan chair opened the sedan curtain and raised her eyebrows!