It was late at night, and on this dark and windy night of the month, there were two ugly people who were not afraid of death and those who were not afraid of death, and they had sneaked into the palace of the Great Shang King, which was the most heavily guarded and difficult to break into in the entire human world. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Like all bases that are known as impregnable walls and have no dead ends, the palace that seems to be impossible to start also has its own unique flaws, and the breakthrough point chosen by the infiltrator is the earthen wall of the back door of the palace.

The two infiltrators have their own characteristics in appearance, one is ********, with long flowing hair, graceful movements, as gorgeous as flowing clouds, she is like a gust of wind, sometimes gentle as water, sometimes waves like anger.

And the other infiltrator, in terms of stature, looks extremely ordinary, without powerful limbs, let alone strong and well-developed chest muscles, with an obscene appearance, you can smell a sneaky smell at a glance, I believe that even if an imbecile stands in front of him, he can see through it at a glance, this person is a complete stupid Bi!

That's right, the former is Liu Shuxian, and the latter is ...... Well, it's Jia Xu.

And now, they've infiltrated the heavily guarded fortress!

"National teacher, we have arrived, you should be careful."

"Well...... Okay, that's it...... How far is it...... Let's take a break......"

That's right, on this beautiful night of stealing incense and jade, of course, the only one who can say such unassuming words is Jia Xu.

Jia Xu said, without waiting for Liu Shuxian to answer, he sat on the ground, gasped for breath, and sent Liu Shuxian arrogantly: "Come over and wipe the sweat of the uncle, the uncle is tired, requisition your chest as a pillow!" ”

Liu Shuxian didn't shake him off, and began to look for the entrance by the earthen wall.

Jia Xu is not happy, his big chest is not allowed to touch, are you still reasonable?

Jia Xu lay on the ground and rolled back and forth: "Come on!" I don't care, I don't care, I don't listen, I don't listen! I'm going to ......"

Liu Shuxian said lightly: "The place where you lie is the place where the earth dog pees." ”

Jia Xu was excited, and immediately stopped making trouble, and one jumped up and muttered in a low voice: "It's not fun at all, you are a secretary like this......"

"Who!? Who's out there!? ”

It may be that Jia Xu made a bit of a noise just now, waking up the people who were looking at the door inside, and the voice of an old man who sounded like he was about to enter the coffin came out of the wall, startling Liu Shuxian!

Liu Shuxian cautiously retreated to Jia Xu's side, complaining: "It's all your fault, now that we have been discovered, I'm afraid we won't be able to do it tonight......"

Jia Xu gave Liu Shuxian a reassuring look and said, "It's just a trivial matter, can you get my Jia Guoshi?" Wait for Xu to come forward and fight! ”

Jia Xu said, ignoring Liu Shuxian's eyes of killing chickens and wiping her neck, her hair jumped out, and shouted loudly towards the wall: "Shengong Leopard of Kunlun Mountain is stealing chickens and dogs here, and I hope that Taoist friends will make it convenient, and there will be heavy thanks to the poor road in the future!" ”

The old man inside seemed to be frightened by Jia Xu, and exclaimed, "Outside the door, are the disciples of the Kunlun Mountain?" ”

Jia Xu replied loudly: "It's not talented, it is under the seat of the expounding sect, numbered 1,426, the disciple of the Respected Master Yuan Shi Tianzun, listening to Your Excellency's long breath, steady steps, I think I am also a fellow Taoist with high mana, and now the rivers and lakes are in emergency, and I hope that Taoist friends will help!" ”

The old man inside suddenly found that he seemed to be tall, it turned out that he was so amazing, he could have a relationship with the gods, and suddenly said excitedly: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, Daoyou quickly come in and talk, I'll go to slaughter chickens and dogs to welcome Brother Dao!" ”

After that, the old man didn't even have time to use his crutches, so he ran to the gate barefoot and opened the door: "Brother Dao, please come in ......."

"Bang!"

After a muffled sound, the old man fainted to the ground.

Jia Xu smiled indifferently, threw away the bluestone brick in his hand, turned back and shouted at Liu Shuxian: "Okay, let's go in, there is no one to look at the gate now!" ”

Liu Shuxian is stupid, she has never seen such a shameless person in her life, defrauding the lonely and widowed elderly, beating the old man on crutches, is this still something that can be done by one person, he is not alone!

After sighing, Liu Shuxian showed her figure, and when she passed by the old man, she was a little uneasy, picked up the brick again, and smashed the old man a few times, seeing that the old man was about to run out of gas, Jia Xu was still good-looking, grabbed Liu Shuxian, and carved a few big characters on the earthen wall with bricks: "Beater, Kunlun Mountain Block B, A No. 1, Building 6 302 Shengong Leopard is also!" ”

Liu Shuxian curiously pointed to the "b" capitalized by Jia Xu on the wall, and asked, "National teacher, what is this word?" Why does it look so sultry? ”

Jia Xu slapped his forehead: "I almost forgot, you also like women!" …… Let's not talk about that, we're doing something illegal right now, and you always call me by my real name, which doesn't seem good! ”

Liu Shuxian thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's what I said, then I'll call you: Kunlun Mountain Block B, No. 1, Building 6 302 Shengong Leopard, how about it?" ”

Jia Xu was shocked: "Don't you know how to read!?" Come, let Xu touch and see, I suspect that you are also a traverser......"

As he spoke, Jia Xu's groping pig hand stretched out, and he was pressed to the ground and punched and kicked.

Jia Xu said weakly: "Since you think you are a man, what is the matter with being touched twice......

Liu Shuxian snorted coldly: "Do you like to be watched by men when you pee?" ”

Jia Xu suddenly realized: "That's right! ”

Liu Shuxian pushed open the door and walked in, and everywhere she saw was an overwhelming earth dog, staring at herself with glowing eyes, and the most terrifying thing was that none of these earth dogs made a sound!

You know, a dog that doesn't bark can really bite!

Liu Shuxian's hairs stood up in fright, and her steps moved back lightly unconsciously.

Jia Xu was walking forward behind him, but he hit Liu Shuxian's back headlong.

Jia Xu didn't care what happened, he casually hugged Liu Shuxian around his waist, and said shyly: "Oh, Xiaoliu, what are you doing here?" I was so scared that I couldn't let go of my hand.............................. Groove !! ”

Jia Xu also saw the terrifying scene in front of him, and was so frightened that he threw out a few drops of urine, it's not that Jia Xu can't fight this group of earth dogs, it's really that if you accidentally bite the earth dog, even if you kill it, you will lose!

A shot of rabies vaccine is hundreds!

Jia Xu watched palmistry for a month, and deceived the old lady to make a few dollars?

Liu Shuxian trembled and whispered, "National teacher...... Why don't we go back today...... So many earth dogs...... It's kind of scary......"

Jia Xu nodded in agreement, and whispered: "Don't frighten them, I'll count one, two, three, and we'll slowly retreat........................ Groove !! ”

Before Jia Xu finished speaking, a group of earth dogs rushed towards Jia Xu as if they were crazy, and the sound of humming made people shudder!

"Run!"

Jia Xu didn't even take advantage of it, as soon as he let go of his hand, he spread his legs and ran out like a mad dog.

What beast has Liu Shuxian never seen in the mountains? What beast hasn't been killed? But he was chased too hard by the wolves, and now he can't walk when he sees the earth dog and the wolf, but fortunately, he has rough skin and thick flesh (referring to the chest), so he shouldn't be bitten to death.

Liu Shuxian's eyes closed in resignation, squatted on the ground and hugged her head, welcoming the impact of the dogs!

The sound is getting closer!

Liu Shuxian can even feel the breath of the earth dog hitting her arm!

"Bang! Bang bang! Bang bang bang! ”

A muffled sound appeared in Liu Shuxian's ears, and the impact she had been waiting for did not come as expected, Liu Shuxian raised her head cautiously, but saw an extremely amazing scene!

Jia Xu was in front of him, with an unknown number of earth dogs hanging on his body, and he was rushing at Jia Xu...... Wagging Tail......

Yes, you read that right, it's just wagging its tail......

At that time, Liu Shuxian's heart was broken, I thought that this scene was a bear saving the hero, but the painting style always felt a little wrong, as if it was a sense of déjà vu in the script......

"Koyanagi! Koyanagi! Come and see, these dogs are so cute! Yes! Look at this! Thick and strong! Still drooling! Ay......? ”

Liu Shuxian was stupid, and slowly walked to Jia Xu's side, and saw that Jia Xu was pinching the mouth of a big dog and didn't know what she was looking at.

Liu Shuxian asked strangely, "What's the matter, national teacher?" ”

"Don't call it a national teacher......" Jia Xu waved his hand, pointed to the mouth of the big dog and said: "Xiaoliu, look, no wonder these earth dogs are silent, it turns out that their tongues have been cut off." ”

Liu Shuxian frowned and looked at the big dog, squatted down and broke the mouths of several earth dogs, nodded and said: "I see, it seems that it is because this is close to the palace, and I am afraid of arguing with the nobles, so I cut off their tongues, although they have a stable living environment, but they have lost their voices forever, there are gains and losses, in this troubled world, they are also considered good luck." ”

Jia Xu sighed: "It's not easy to survive, and it's unreliable to rely on others to survive after all, such as now...... Hey, Xiaoyanagi, how about we eat dog meat hot pot tomorrow morning? ”

Liu Shuxian is as kind as a stream, smiling like a flower: "Great! ”

Jia Xu's body was shocked, and he shook off the dozens of earth dogs hanging on his body, looked around, and found that there was indeed a palace behind a wall, but he didn't see any doors or anything similar to them.

Liu Shuxian walked towards the wall, it may be the tiger that Liu Shuxian killed, there are too many lobsters, and there is naturally an aura of strange wild dogs on her body, wherever she goes, the wild dogs around her will automatically give way to her.

Liu Shuxian looked around, turned around and shouted at Jia Xu: "National teacher! I found it, come and see! ”

Jia Xu shook the tiger's body again, shook off several earth dogs that pounced on him again, and walked to Liu Shuxian's side with difficulty, it seems that Jia Xu seems to be very popular with this group of earth dogs.

Liu Shuxian pointed to a small hole tied to an iron fence in the corner of the wall and said: "It seems that the earth dogs here are all raised by the maids and eunuchs in the palace, and life in the palace is boring, and once you enter the palace, unless you become a beauty, you can only stay in the palace forever in this life...... How can the city wall stop people's hearts......"

Jia Xu nodded and said: "This is a secret between subordinates, and those who have a bit of status in the palace should not know it, which is convenient for us to steal!" Jade! Steal! Fragrant! ”

Liu Shuxian rolled her eyes: "One word at a time sounds really annoying." ”

Jia Xu snorted coldly with disdain, bent down to open the fence, and wanted to drill inside: "You don't tell anyone about what you did badly?" Oh, you're going to dip the pig cage, you know it'......."

Jia Xu lowered his head and drilled into the dog hole, and retreated halfway through.

Liu Shuxian said impatiently: "What are you doing?" It's not too early, let's hurry! ”

Jia Xu hesitated: "Now that I have a noble status, but I drill dog holes in front of these thousands of earth dogs in public, is this a bit inappropriate?" ”

When Jia Xu said that there were "thousands of earth dogs", he made a gesture with his hand and drew it into Liu Shuxian, and was beaten by Liu Shuxian, and after the beating, he stuffed it into Jia Xu again.

As a result, Jia Xu drilled halfway through, and retreated, raising his eyebrows and glaring at Liu Shuxian's chest: "I tried it just now, that hole is too small, you have no problem, your chest can't be squeezed through, why don't you go first, Xu will help you push your chest in the back?" ”

The result was obvious, Jia Xu was beaten by Liu Shuxian again, her nose was blue and her face was swollen, and she was stuffed back into the dog hole.

But this time, Jia Xu still retreated: "I didn't expect it, Xu is back again!" ”

Liu Shuxian was about to be laughed at by Jia Xu: "Do you still want to do business?" Tens of thousands of ladies in the palace are waiting for you, and it will be a loss for you to delay here for a while now! ”

As soon as Jia Xu heard this, he immediately drilled through the dog hole, and the speed was so fast that people couldn't see it clearly.

Liu Shuxian sighed, and also bent down to drill the dog hole, but the result was ......

The chest is stuck......

Really stuck!

You can't squeeze it hard!

Liu Shuxian had no choice but to ask Jia Xu to help pull herself, but when she looked up, she found that Jia Xu had already run away......

Helpless, Liu Shuxian could only retreat from the dog hole, sitting among thousands of earth dogs beating her chest and sulking.

The last time he entered the palace with Bo Yi, although the guards who watched the gate did not let him break in, Jia Xu had already used the magic method to turn the palace around, and later when the king summoned him to the palace, Jia Xu could proudly pat his chest and say: "I am the last man to be high...... No, it's me who knows the palace best! ”

So Jia Xu did not hesitate, as soon as he entered the palace, he rushed straight towards the most beautiful princess's residence in the palace, and found that Liu Shuxian did not follow halfway through, Jia Xu smiled proudly, knowing that this must be because the chest is too big, can't squeeze in, there is one less love rival, Jia Xu ran even higher, the car is racing, and the cow is coaxing with lightning.