[Chapter 2, Volume 2]

Chapter 398 Chapter 398 Red Lotus Incense Remnant Jade Pipe

When the meat joke came to this, everyone's eyes widened, and they looked at the little boy without blinking. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info everyone has a hunch that the last laugh of this paragraph, that is, the burden, will soon be shaken out.

Sure enough, the little boy paused slightly and shook out the burden.

When Si heard the goddess say this, she immediately ran up happily: "Okay! Let's get started! I really can't see it, it turns out that you also like to play DOTA! ”

Speaking of this, the little boy spread his hands to show that he had finished speaking, and deliberately looked expressionless, waiting for everyone to burst into laughter.

Unexpectedly, only the Miss World laughed like silver bells, and the Eight King Kongs, except for Thangka, no one laughed, and they were even waiting to continue to shake their burdens. It wasn't until the little boy couldn't say anything anymore that the King Kongs realized that they had finished talking about the meat joke, and they couldn't help but look at each other and whispered: "Playing dota, what is it?" ”

"Haha!" Thangka laughed, and pointed at the little boy, and then at the fairies: "Little boy! The jokes you tell are too post-90s! Playing dota, I and these young fairies can understand. It's because I used to play when I was in school, and I guess these fairies have also played, so I think it's quite funny. However, if you point to these revolutionaries of the older generation around me, it is really a bit difficult! They usually don't even touch Warcraft, Xianxia or anything, let alone Dota. It seems that you are a little meat joke, it is difficult to achieve a hilarious effect! ”

The little boy was stupid, looking at the wooden expressions on the faces of Lao Liu and the others, he immediately realized that what the master said was not false, and asked weakly: "Master! I'm sorry! It seems that I messed up again, mainly because I didn't consider these uncles, no, the problems of the times of these big brothers! ”

"Hmm!" Thangka glanced sideways at Huo Zhenyue and nodded: "It stands to reason that your little meat joke is quite funny, anyway, I'm having a lot of fun listening to it." However, we have already made the rules, and whether we can pass the test or not is not up to me......"

The little boy picked up his wine glass: "Master! You don't have to excuse me, it's because I don't fight myself, not only can't sing and dance, but I can't even tell a joke. So be it, I voluntarily admit the punishment, I'll drink this full cup first, and then tell a joke. If I can't get past it, I'll keep drinking until everyone is happy! ”

"Good!" Thangka said with a smile: "Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, just with your momentum, you will definitely be able to achieve a great career in the future!" ”

After saying this, he deliberately glanced at Lao Huo again.

Lao Huo has never said a word since he spoke from the young son. But it can be seen that the richest man in Xijing still cares about his youngest son very much, and he wants to speak several times. Seeing Thangka helping his youngest son speak several times, he was relieved and cast a grateful look at Thangka.

At this time, Wanyun took the lead and led the Miss World to applaud the frustration of the little boy. As soon as the girls applauded, all the King Kongs were embarrassed to stretch their faces anymore and applauded.

Looking at the little boy again, he probably gained a lot of confidence from the applause of everyone, and after muttering for a while, he cleared his throat and said, "I'll tell you another joke." In fact, I was sent abroad to study by Lao Dou when I was very young, and their humorous way is different from ours. So, I'll tell you a joke that I saw after I returned to China. The title is called Chinese's Life, which I think is quite funny. As for whether you think it's fun or not, it's up to everyone! ”

After speaking, he didn't pause, and immediately said this paragraph like pouring beans from a bamboo tube.

Before birth, a group of sperm is faster than the speed. After birth, a group of children is better than parents. At school, a group of students compare scores. At the time of graduation, a group of young people was more than working. When getting married, a group of friends is better than a spouse. There are children, a group of parents than children. When it comes to old age, a group of old people are more physical. Even if it's dead, you have to find someone to compare the urn! Therefore, we Chinese have no leisure in this life, a busy life, and a life of comparison with each other!

Speaking of this, the little boy spread his hands again and smiled bitterly: "I'm done!" Master! Am I messing up again? ”

Thangka smiled: "No! I think it's funny, it's quite deep! As Lao Liu said, you, a person who has drunk foreign ink, are not simple! It stands to reason that your economic conditions are so good, and you have received a Western-style education since you were a child, so you shouldn't pay attention to these. But it's not easy for you to remember this paragraph that reflects the current situation of our people so clearly! I'm the first to like it! This is good, I'm done! ”

With that, he applauded loudly.

Lao Liu also applauded vigorously at this time: "Count me in!" This paragraph is good, just a few sentences, just a few sentences, just explain our current situation clearly, and there is a trace of bitterness after making people laugh, I will also praise one! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Count me in! And me! Lao Ni and Jia Liang and other King Kong also quickly echoed and applauded.

Although these Miss World didn't feel very funny, most of them were touched by the repeated defeats of the little boy. So, they applauded, too.

In this way, the little boy got a very warm applause, except for Lao Huo, who was a little suspicious and the applause was not very warm, everyone applauded loudly, and the scene was not inferior to Wanyun Fangcai's performance.

The little boy was overjoyed, poured another full cup, picked it up and said, "Thank you!" Thank You, Master! Thank you, Miss Wanyun! I'm good enough to pass the test, so I'll use this full cup to thank everyone, and do it first! ”

"Wait!" Just when the little boy was about to raise his neck, Thangka stopped him at the right time: "You are excellent this time, you can order a person's general, and let him accompany you to drink a full cup!" ”

"Oh!" The little boy smiled: "Thank you, Master, for reminding me!" Then I'd be respectful and obey my fate, who will be better? First of all, I subconsciously moved my eyes to Wanyun next to me, thinking that you would come and go and deepen the impression, but then I thought about it, it didn't seem appropriate to let girls drink more. In a daze, he shifted his gaze to the thangka. I saw that the master shook his head slightly, meaning to let him change people. He immediately understood, and smiled straight at Kexin: "Then I'll order the champion Kexin's general, and Kexin will accompany me to drink this cup, and the next performance will not need to be ordered, it's Kexin!" ”

"Good!" Everyone applauded, but Kexin did not refuse, poured a full glass of red wine, and accompanied the little boy to drink with everyone.

Next, let's watch Kexin's performance.

Before the performance began, the atmosphere was a little solemn.

Everyone is looking forward to the performance of the first-class Oiran, and when it comes to the battle for first and second place, although they have already decided to rank when they participate in the world competition, they have never stopped outside the arena. Ermei's fight just now to get more love from Thangka is the best proof. Fang Cai Wanyun has already won the jackpot, and the dance is really wonderful, which brings a lot of pressure to Kexin. As the first place, if the second place does not perform well, it is not worthy of the name and a big drop.

I saw this Oiran bow his head slightly, let out a sigh, then raised his head, and said with a smile: "Then I will also perform an ancient poem song and dance for everyone, this poem was written by Li Qingzhao, a famous female lyricist in the Song Dynasty, and the word card is called "A Cut Plum". ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone applauded, and even Thangka couldn't help but bow his head slightly.

It seems that these Miss World are really not foolish, each of them has real talent and learning, and they are very elegant. Regardless of the past, at least during the competition, the ancient literature has been trained and studied very professionally. Otherwise, they would not dare to sing and dance like this.

What's even more amazing is that unlike Wanyun who invited Zhongmei to play music for her with her mobile phone, Kexin didn't use any accompaniment. Could it be that she is going to sing a cappella?

You know, this is extremely difficult to sing without musical accompaniment, once a note goes out of tune, it will be exposed, and it will be laughing and generous. Therefore, it is necessary to have a strong ability to control the pitch. What's more, in addition to singing, she also has to dance, which is more demanding than Wanyun's solo dance, especially the most important thing is the mixing of breath. If you are a little careless, you will not be able to go up in one breath, and you will run away, mess up your steps, and fall short.

Don't let everyone think about it, Ke Xin's hands naturally waved, and she was already up, but only at the same time, a clear voice like a nightingale had already sounded in everyone's ears.

The red lotus root incense remnants of the jade are in autumn, and Luo Shang is lightly relieved, and he is alone on the blue boat.

This sentence is not a lot of words, but Kexin sings very slowly, and every word is sung clearly. And what is amazing is that she sang such a slow and long sentence in one breath, and the tone was extremely tactful and long, and people were fascinated by it.

Among them, there was one person who was stunned, as if his soul had been drained at once, and only his body remained in place, like a wooden stake. And this person's soul has traveled to the past, as if it were another world.

This person is none other than Thangka!

When he heard Kexin say Li Qingzhao's "One Cut Plum" just now, he was shocked, and he couldn't imagine that she would sing this song.

It wasn't until she started singing and her body moved that he was even more surprised. The person in front of him is clearly not Kexin, but his first love Zuo Qing. At the graduation party held when he was about to leave school, Zuo Qing, who was the first flower girl in the literary and art club, was on the stage at that time, and what he performed was this song "A Cut Plum", and it was also a cappella, a song and dance, and even the starting style was exactly the same as Kexin at this time.

Oh my god, what's going on! Is this a coincidence, or is it a trick?

I think that at the beginning, Zuo Qing had already made it clear that he was going to the United States, and broke up with him openly or secretly. He was also almost dead. However, at the graduation party, she finally performed this song and dance. At the end of the song, she burst into tears, and he was also moved, and immediately felt that she also had a reason for it, and there was still a trace of fantasy about her resignation, thinking that she would come back to find herself after going abroad for a year or two.

Later, there was no later, there was just blood and tears, which was the purgatory path that turned an innocent boy into a heinous devil.

In a trance, Kexin's dancing posture became more graceful, and another clear song sounded.

Who in the clouds sends the brocade book, when the goose word returns, the moon is full in the west building.