As the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, this is not Wu Disease, it was only on TV yesterday, and today's uninvited guests will come to the door. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Wu disease! Wu disease! Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're home! The old man outside was singing and shouting quite rhyming. This old man Wu Yi still knows, it is the old neurotic who gave him slippers on the bus a few days ago, and said that he is a genius who has not met in a hundred years. I don't know how this product found here, but you can see his excitement and know that nothing is good.

"Open the door! Open the door! You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door! Wu Ai almost picked up a beer bottle that had not been used for many years and fought with him. At this time, the cat prince came in from the back ledge, and he didn't know how his father taught him, even if the door was open, people had to jump over the wall and jump over the windowsill. Wu Yi stretched out his hand, and the cat prince jumped into Wu Yi's arms.

Wu Yi has been outside, and the old neurotic who began to twist Yangge said: "As long as you find a way to get the goods outside for me, I will reward you with a pack of shredded squid?" It seems that the temptation of squid silk is not small for it, and the cat prince's black and white ears are jumping and jumping, and he looks very excited. Jumping off Wu Ai's legs, holding Wu Ai's leather shoes to make a tiger roaring mountain forest shape, and went out with a cat's step, just looking at its tail standing up like a flagpole to know how confident he was.

Just rush to the momentum of this newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, and whether it succeeds or not, he has to reward others. Wu Yi lowered his head to find the shredded squid, and smelled a special smell. Let me tell you this, it's like a pair of socks that have not been washed for more than ten years, and soaked with stinky tofu for more than ten years, the smell is spicy to the nose, on the head, and spicy eyes. The smell index is close to that of canned herring.

Wu Ill's current sense of smell is a sensitive mess, it can be called a dog's nose, the moment he smells this smell, tears come down, it feels like eating mustard with stinky tofu, he now feels that his heavenly spirit cover has been opened! It's better to wrap the rag around the table, but it smells bad, at least it's not good. When he looked up, the cat prince had already vomited foam and poured, if it weren't for the two smokings from time to time, Wu Yi would have thought that he was already strong, it was very cat's tail flag fell extremely strongly, Wu Yi couldn't help but think of the sentence that he died before leaving the school.

As the saying goes, anger starts from the heart, and evil is born to the side of the gall, and the general impulse is not a good end. Wu Yi went out with a beer bottle, if he knew what happened later, it is estimated that he would rather die in this house than go out in this house in this life.

The old neuropathy outside is buttoning his feet, and every time he buttons it, he has to put it under his nose steadily, and he is very intoxicated. The stench of chemical and biological weapons came from his feet. Wu Ying took the risk of being put into the hands of a biological weapon and brought back the cat prince. The old neurotic looked at him with a smile from beginning to end, and he couldn't sit still until Wu Yi was about to lock him out again.

"Oops! Why can't you eat oil and salt, you kid! Do you think it's easy for me to come all the way to you? "This old guy must have done tailgating back then, you just look at how skillful he played the trick of blocking the door with his legs, you can know that this old guy still has a criminal record.

"What the are you trying to do? Didn't Lao Tzu tell you not to move bricks, you go to a restaurant outside, there is a kid there who may have sexual interest, but it really can't be done, you can go and catch the traffic light, why do you recognize me? Wu Yao's beer barrel was about to poke him in the face, and the old girl said unhurriedly, "Don't move bricks, don't move bricks!" I'm looking for you for something else this time! Great thing! ”

After a lot of talking, Wu Yi finally agreed to let this goods into the house, if he didn't agree, he couldn't do it, he would have to slip if he didn't agree with this goods, who could stand this?

"I mean, why don't you pour me a glass of water?" Wu Yi muttered that it was really troublesome and poured him a glass of tap water. "Hurry up and say something when you say it, and get out of the way after you finish speaking!" The old neuropath's face was pale, "First of all, let me introduce myself, my name is Wu Lao Er, and I am ......" Wu Yi suddenly interjected, "Hey, wait a minute, aren't you a cerebral thrombosis, why do you still come out for a walk?" ”

"Shut up! Are you inserting a sentence, believe it or not, I run to your house every day to pick your feet? "Wu Disease," ...... "Wu Lao Er continued, "Actually, I am a god!" Wu Yi nodded, indifferent. Can you give a reaction? I'm a god! Wu Yi gestured for a while, and Wu Lao Er said wildly, "Can you talk well?" "Didn't you stop me talking!" Wu Lao Er "......"

"I really am a god!" "Well, neurotic!" Wu Lao Er may have been completely angry, reaching out and poking Wu Sick's head with his dirty fingers, he had just finished buttoning his feet! Wu Yi swept over the wine bottle, this old man is not bad, at least he was not beaten. "Say, how do you believe that I am a god?" Wu Yi thought for a while and said, "Unless you turn me into a woman!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Wu Lao Er was like eating a piece of, and his face was ugly. Wu said proudly, "How is it?" Can't do it, can it? Ya is an old neurotic! Wu Lao Er muttered, "What do mortals think now?" Why do you want to play anti-string? It's perverted! ”

As soon as Wu Laoer's voice fell, Wu Ai, who was still triumphant, felt that his crotch was numb, and the little brother who had followed him for more than 20 years couldn't feel it at all, his chest was like stuffing two big steamed buns, Wu Yi touched the bear with one hand and covered the crotch with the other, and let out a scream that was enough to shatter the glass, and even his voice changed. Wu Lao Er began to make the refrigerator like his own family.

Wu Yi maintained the posture of bandeing his chest with one hand and covering his crotch with the other, and he screamed for a minute before he remembered to look in the mirror. In the mirror, there is another Wu disease entirely, but her face is much softer, anyway, if such a woman comes over and tells Wu Yi that she is his father's drunken product many years ago, she doesn't need to do DNA Wu Yi believes it. "You'll believe that, won't you?" The old bastard was holding a pig's trotter and gnawing proudly, Wu Yi would never tell him that Poseidon had already licked it yesterday.

"Believe! Believe! Transform me back! Wu Lao Er snapped his fingers with his greasy hand, Wu Yi felt that his little brother was back, and Wu Yi, who was excited to recover it, almost shed tears. Wu said dryly, "Actually, I still don't believe it, don't get excited, in fact, I have special functions, I can communicate with cats and dogs, you can only say that you have special functions when you turn me into a woman, can you come up with something else to prove it?" Wu Lao Er waved his hand and said, "Don't compare your special function with me, I am an authentic divine power, and your genetic mutation caused by infection with the virus belongs to the human body's self-protection mechanism." "Being taught biological genetics by an old man who is suspected of being neurotic and claims to be a god is a thing that will make people's three views collapse, but fortunately, Wu Yi has the bottom of his heart after becoming a woman.

Wu Lao Er pinched his fingers and counted, "You still wet the bed at the age of seven, the first thing you do when you go to school is to lift the skirt of the female teacher, you were almost dropped out of school for this, and when you were eight years old, you collected protection money for the lower grades, and when you went to junior high school, the female classmates came to the aunt, and you still have to help people suck blood...... "Okay!" Stop it! Can't I believe it? "Let him continue to talk about Wu Yi and feel shameless, who hasn't done a few fucking things when he was a child!

"If you don't pick you up, you won't be comfortable! Okay, let's get down to business, the cause of the matter starts from the last God Realm drinking party, the beast god drank too much, and as a result, he ran to the space barrier and took a bite, which was not a big deal, but I don't know why the various spaces actually began to be unstable, and they began to jump out! The gods worked together to stabilize the space, but there are already a lot of visitors from other worlds coming here, I am looking for you mainly to ask you to help find those foreign visitors, if you can receive them, you will be received, if you can't be received, you will be repatriated if you find that world, can you understand? ”

Although he already believed that this thing was the identity of a god, Wu Yi couldn't help but complain, "Why don't you let me travel through time and space to save the world?" Besides, don't you just come down to a god and arrest me, why are you looking for me, I'm just a mortal! Wu Lao Er pouted and said, "This piece of time and space is under the control of the immortals, I heard that a good candidate has been decided over there, it seems to be called a cockroach!" This is the unlucky child, it turned out to be a fairy reincarnated, and he just happened to encounter such a thing, so let him resume his immortal position after he finished this thing, and the most fucked up thing is that the person who led him was his former subordinate, you think about how you can toss him! ”

"Then why don't you just send that beast god down? I think he must have a better nose than I am! Wu Lao Er covered his head, "Gods can't go down to the realm casually, there is a supreme brother above the immortals, the way of heaven." People are in charge of this, and the beast god has already been blown up, so now you are the most suitable. You're much stronger than that immortal turn, and he still has to play through time and space, so you can look for good people and find people. ”

"Can I refuse?" "Congratulations, you are now the president of the Transboundary Space Committee under the Divine Realm, and you are also the only employee, and the only oracle of God in the human world! If you need it, I can send you a magic stick, oh no! Wu Yi always felt that this old girl was gloating.