"You're not kidding me, are you?!" Wu was about to cry, just now Wu Lao Er pointed to his multi-hand refrigerator (I don't know how many masters' refrigerators) and said, "From today onwards, this is the portal, and your first customer is estimated to be there soon." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Wu Lao Er's face was serious, "Do you think I'm going to make such a joke with you, do you think I was really looking for something to eat just now?" "Isn't it?" Wu Lao Er was imposing, "Hehe, in fact, I am also looking for something, mainly to use divine power to help you transform it." "So what will I use in the future?" "If you're not happy, I'll help you change the toilet, anyway, there has to be a door."

Wu Yi "......" thought that someone suddenly appeared on the toilet here, or something that was not human at all, it was creepy! Wu Lao Er had already told him just now that he would send him more normal humanoid creatures at first, and then send those strange ones when he got used to it a little bit.

Wu Yizheng said, "I think the refrigerator is very good, I'll just collect it another day!" Wu Lao Er looked proud, "Hehe, I've just been watching it for a long time, you have a suitable toilet in this place except for the refrigerator, didn't I say that you can't decorate it?" Wu said depressedly: "You give money?" Besides, why am I so good at renovating a waste collection? ”

At this moment, the door of the space that had been transformed with a refrigerator shook, and Wu Lao Er rushed behind Wu Ill. Wu Yi felt that he was trapped, he was afraid of these visitors from the other world, and he wouldn't go black as soon as he opened the door one day, right? Wu Lao Er pushed Wu Yi and said, "Open the door quickly, your customer is waiting!" Wu was reluctant to open the refrigerator door with tragic determination.

Dry, a dry person or corpse with two unknown skins hanging from it. "Wu Lao Er! I'll grass your uncle! What kind of creature is this? "Wu Yi can't care about whether he is a god or not. I don't know if it was because of the sudden outbreak of Wu Disease, or because Wu Lao Er was sorry for himself, he was really knocked down by Wu Disease. Like Wang Ba, pull down Wu Disease, "You take a good look!" ”

Wu Yi turned his head in disbelief, the dried corpse had disappeared, and was replaced by a big beauty dressed in revealing clothes! A piece of animal skin will cover the vital point, wearing a super short leather skirt, the beauty of the incomprehensible thing, let me tell you, Wu Yi wanted to hold the leather whip at the first sight and shouted, "Please ravage me as much as you like!" Your Majesty! ”

Wu Lao Er stabbed Wu Yi with an obscene face, "How is it, isn't it?" Those goddesses in the divine realm are also of this grade! You kid steal the fun! "That's good, it's good." I said that Lao Wu, this woman should be the dry corpse, right? Does she bite? Wu Lao Er frowned and said, "It's indeed the dry corpse just now, let's ask what the name of the person is first, I wonder which ancestor you are!" ”

The beautiful woman here has woken up and is looking around in confusion, looking quite harmless. Wu Lao Er is a god in the end, and he went up and waved his hand and said, "Beauty, where are you?" Do you want to go with my brother to be happy? "This old shameless must have a criminal record! This beauty also saw that Wu Lao Er had bad intentions, and the next thing should be a direct slap, Wu Yi also wanted to know if this thing would be beaten.

Unexpectedly, this sister's temper was even more explosive, with a red lip, a fire directly cremated Wu Laoer. This fire is also quite special, Wu Yi didn't feel a little temperature when he was so close. If you don't say that people say that they are gods, it doesn't matter if they are burned by such a big fire, but they are a little darker. Wu Lao Er stepped back and dragged Wu Yi over, "Bah, you can ask your own customer!" "He just opened his mouth, so even his mouth was blackened, and now it was all ash.

Wu Yi is very sure that if the fire just burned himself, if he was lucky, he would be able to leave his legs, and if he was unlucky, he might directly turn into carbon ash. Just when Wu Yi was nervous and didn't know how to speak, the hot beauty spoke, "Where is this?" Who are you? "Wu Sick, that sweaty, is about to become dehydrated, "My name is Wu Wu Wu Wu Disease!" This is my home! "The stutterers are almost repeating the machine.

The beauty frowned, and Wu Yi was shocked, "It's bad, she won't cremate me directly, and I don't know if Wu Lao'er, an unreliable god, will resurrect me." It was she who spoke again, "How could I be here, I remember that I was dead." "This can't be any kind of devil. Wu Yi summoned up the courage from head to toe and asked, "You... What do you call it? ”

"Female Fish." I haven't heard of this person at all, it shouldn't be a big person, Wu Yi turned his inquiring eyes to Wu Lao Er, "Phew, don't look at me, go Baidu yourself!" "I haven't vomited it yet. This search Wu disease can be frightened, the female god of the ancients, with the Yellow Emperor to fight Chiyou, and then because of the contamination of turbidity can not return to the sky, because of the love with Ying Long and suck up its turbidity to help it return to the heavens, and he was also lost because of turbidity, cholera world, and finally killed by Ying Long again in the lower realm.

The second identity is the daughter of the Yellow Emperor, and the crow mouth of Wu Lao Er is really right, she is really the ancestor of Wu disease. "That sister, wait a minute, I'll go out for a while." After Wu Yi finished speaking, he didn't wait for the female Lu to agree, and ran out with Wu Lao Er. Wu Yi couldn't take care of Wu Lao'er's body in carbon ash, so he directly hugged him and whispered, "Why did you get me a god back?" Wu Lao Er exclaimed, "Impossible, I know all the gods, this woman is definitely not a god!" ”

Wu Yi told him all the answers he searched, and Wu Lao Er clapped his hands and said, "I understand, she is not a god or a god, strictly speaking, she is not a god, but your god!" Wu Yi was stunned by his circle, "What do you mean, what do you mean by whether she is a god or not, whether she is a god or not?" ”

"She is a god, but she is your god, the god of your mortals!" Wu Yi was surprised: "Can we still be gods?" Wu Lao Er nodded and said, "Yes, these gods you have sealed are all illusory, they only exist in your imagination, but because there are too many mortals, they have become semi-real characters, I didn't expect the beast god to be so serious, even the people in the myth ran out!" “

Wu Yi hugged his head and said, "Is it too late for me to resign now?" Wu Lao Er smiled and said, "In order not to make you talk nonsense, we can only erase your memory, but there is only one way for us to erase the memory, you should have heard of it." "What?" "Meng Po Soup!" Wu Yi directly lay on the ground and rolled, "You kill me directly!" Send me a god today, and maybe something in the future! What do you want me to do? ”

Wu Lao Er said in a comforting tone, "Don't worry, your lover, you must know that you have the support of our entire divine realm behind you, and this piece is good for us!" Wu Yi rolled his eyes, "Can you take something practical?" Wu Lao Er casually pulled out a dirty beer bottle from the side, and I don't know how he made it, the beer bottle lit up and then threw it directly to Wu Yi.

In the tone of your kid who picked up a bargain, he said, "Now this wine bottle is an artifact, you can use it against those disobedient tenants, as long as you shout at him, he can accept it, very foolish operation." "Smack!" Wu Yi directly dropped the wine bottle, not only did it not break, but it also bounced twice. Wu Zhi's fingers were about to poke Wu Lao'er's face, "You think Lao Tzu hasn't watched Journey to the West, right?" Just take a beer bottle and you can coax me, why don't you make a gourd? ”

Wu Lao Er patted his head, "It turns out that you like gourds, why didn't you say it earlier, I see that you like to pick up wine bottles and fight, so I pressed the wine bottle on the system for you, and now I can't change it, if you said earlier, I will press the toilet for you!" Wu Yi knelt on his knees and raised the sky and shouted, "God, a thunderbolt will kill me!" "Click!" On a sunny day, a thunderbolt was directly slashed by a lightning rod.

Wu Lao Er said leisurely, "Don't make a wish in front of God, it's very spiritual!" "O God! Give me a million! "A gust of wind blew, and the sand entered Wu Ai's eyes, and as for a million, there was not even a shadow." Damn, the old god stick is lying to Lao Tzu again! Wu Ill just wanted to scold a few more words, but when he looked back, he saw that Wu Lao Er had already arrived at the door, and was waving to Wu Ill, "I still have stocks over there, you should be careful yourself, it's okay to study and study the artifact, let me know the note with my mobile phone number, and I'll tell you next time!" ”

This product is really a fugitive, but for the sake of caution, Wu Yi still put away the beer bottle artifact, mainly because he was afraid that it would be difficult to find it with other wine bottles.