So Tang Seng became a little demon in the Lotus Cave, and he didn't need to do any work, his most important job was to amuse, which was not a problem for the old Tang at all, staying on the earth for so long, a group of people laughing like fools for a long time, and the food here is very good, the golden horn and silver horn are vegetarians, who makes the family Taoist, but the little demons eat meat, from birds to beasts, Tang Seng honestly doesn't want to go. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

But what should come is still coming, and the monkey and Wu are still coming. Wu Yi came in with such a swagger, and the little demon at the door was called by him, and several went to find his old lady who had been dead for an unknown number of years. In the end, when Wu was sick in front of Tang Seng, Tang Seng was still gnawing on the neck of the chicken, and his mouth was full of oil.

"I said Old Tang, you're a pretty good mix, you have food and drink!" The monkey smiled: "The master is the master, there are people waiting everywhere you go" Tang Seng looked around, frowned and said: "Where have the monsters gone?" People are very good to me, don't beat them all to death! The monkey hugged the golden hoop stick and said helplessly: "I want to kill him, but he has let it go, it's really boring." ”

Wu Yi squatted beside Tang Seng and said curiously: "By the way, Old Tang, how did you break into the enemy?" And the Snow Girl, what are you doing, what are you doing in the collar of Tang Seng, you are not afraid of being warmed? The Snow Maiden said cutely, "I'm threatening him, unless he agrees to be my collection." Tang Seng rolled his eyes and said: "The golden horn and the silver horn are two imbeciles, they are mixed with magic weapons, the monster is not bad, just hit it twice and pull it up, Lao Jun doesn't know where the cat is!" ”

"Imbecile!" "Yes, just because the Snow Girl climbed behind me, those two fools treated me as a monster, and they were almost scared that they didn't want to go to the cave, or I left it behind as a dead man, it's hard to say, you can watch it, I'm eating some." Wu Yi and the monkey glanced at each other, and they both felt that Tang Seng was a little inexplicable, and the imbecile could still be a monster?

The golden horn and the silver horn are two monsters with very regular schedules, for example, this time period is their nap time, so when Wu Yi found them, one of them was holding a gourd, and the other was sleeping sweetly with a jade bottle. The monkey hesitated for a moment and said, "Otherwise, I'll give them a bite by myself, and let's take my master away directly, right?" ”

"You pull it, I don't know your stick yet? It is estimated that the brains will come out with a stick, are you not afraid that Lao Jun will play with you when the time comes? "Laojun?" "It's the one who burns the boiler in Heavenly Court, these two are his apprentices who burn the boiler, and you killed people and didn't look for you?" Sun Wukong said stupidly: "Then forget it, that old man is very powerful." ”

Just as he was saying that Yinjiao woke up, ignoring Wu Zhi and the monkey, he staggered to the corner and unbuttoned his pants and began to pee, and the Golden Horn was the same, completely ignoring Wu Zhi and the monkey, and helping his brother to pee together. After the two brothers finished peeing and lay down, Yinjiao said in a dream: "Big brother, I just got to Sun Monkey and a man to come, and now he is watching us pee." ”

"Oh, I also dreamed that Sun Wukong seems to have lost a lot of weight. Let's sleep, I'm going to catch Tang Seng tomorrow! "Oh, good night, big brother." Seeing that the two brothers were about to sleep again, Wu Ying couldn't help coughing, and Yinjiao raised his head to take a look. Then he kicked the golden horn down, and the golden horn was still in a daze, and he didn't know anything, so he heard his brother shout: "Big brother, get up, your dream has come true!" ”

"A dream come true? What dreams come true? "Sun Monkey has come in, and our little soldiers are gone!" The trembling jade bottles of the golden horn were facing the monkey, with an expression of wanting to cry: "What should I do, that monkey is so powerful, our brothers can't beat him, or surrender?" "It's useless to surrender! We have a baby, let Sun Wukong promise us to win! ”

The monkey coughed and said, "Well, I already know that you have a red gourd, I won't agree, you guys die!" Golden Horn and Silver Horn's face suddenly became bitter, and Silver Horn asked, "What should I do now, big brother, we won't be beaten to death by him with a stick, right?" "Virtuous brother! We are two people, even if we are killed, it will be two sticks, why do you still not know how to count! ”

Yinjiao's face turned red, and at this time, Tang Seng came over chewing a chicken leg, waving his greasy paws: "Why are you so slow, you haven't done it yet!" The golden horn jumped over with a brisk step, and the seven-star pepper was on Tang Seng's neck, and the cold blade of the sword made Tang Seng not even dare to swallow the chicken in his mouth. Holding back his fear, he said, "What are you doing here, my lord?" ”

Jin Jiao whispered: "Don't speak, since you look like Tang Seng, be a Tang Seng, as long as you deceive them, I will make you the three kings!" "Silver Horn and Golden Horn are twin brothers, and they have long seen what Golden Horn has in mind. shouted: "You two listen, Tang Seng is in our hands, Sun Wukong threw your stick to me, hurry up!" ”

I didn't expect this to be the case, Tang Seng looked at the monkey helplessly. The monkey snorted coldly and threw the golden rod away. Silver Horn suddenly burst out laughing: "Hahaha! Big brother, Sun Monkey was deceived by us, and we won! The monkey looked at Wu Yi with very complicated eyes, meaning what to do now, Wu Yi didn't expect this result, sighed, and could only use a trick.

"I order you two to let him go!" The sound was very loud, and layers of echoes sounded in the narrow cave, and the golden horn and silver horn were also startled, and the golden horn drowned a mouthful of saliva and said: "Why should I listen to you!" "Huh? Why didn't it work? Wu Yi scratched his head and said. Tang Seng said with resentment: "Don't bother, people are not beasts at all, you can't control others, hurry up and find another way!" ”

Wu Yi looked at the monkey, and the monkey spread his hand and said, "Don't look at me, I can't help it, who let my master be in their hands." "Wu Yi is also very distressed, stupid people have stupid blessings, Tang Seng was actually kidnapped by two fools, and he can't do anything about others." Feed! Monkey, you will agree when I call you, or I will kill your master! ”

Seeing that the seven-star sword was on Tang Seng's neck, and the golden horn actually cut Tang Seng's neck for the sake of realism, Wu Ying could only whisper to the monkey: "You stabilize him first, and leave the rest to me!" The monkey bared his teeth and said, "Don't forget to let me out, I don't want to be juice!" After that, I only heard Yinjiao holding a purple gold red gourd and shouting: "Sun Wukong! ”

"Your grandfather is here!" The monkey's body was uncontrollably sucked away by the purple gold gourd, and at the same time, Wu Yao's eighty-eight also took it out and said to the monkey: "Collect!" "The monkey was sucked away in an instant. And Yinjiao still looked inside with a gourd, and wondered: "Why is Sun Wukong gone?" Shouldn't you go in and melt? The golden horn said stupidly, "I just saw him sucked away by that bottle." ”

Bing Xue was smart enough to say that the Snow Girl, as early as she saw Wu Ill digging behind her buttocks, she knew that Wu Ill was going to use eighty-eight, so she quickly separated from Tang Seng and hid aside to watch the show. And Jin Jiao looked at Tang Seng at this time and said in surprise: "It turns out that you are really Tang Seng, you dare to lie to us!" "When did I lie to you? I said I was Tang Seng, you still don't believe it! ”

Wu Yi held up eighty-eight and said angrily: "Give you another chance, drop your weapons and surrender now, it's not good to come in later!" The golden horn said angrily: "Less nonsense! Now that Tang Seng is in our hands, we can do whatever we want! Tang Seng glanced at Eighty-Eight, and persuaded with a bitter face: "You still listen to him, it's really uncomfortable to go inside!" ”

Silver Horn suddenly said to Golden Horn: "Big brother, what are we afraid of him doing, watch me take him with one hand!" "Good! Come on, good brother! Wu Zhi didn't wait for the silver horn to come over, and eighty-eight aimed at the three people: "Collect!" The brother was instantly put into the bottle, Tang Seng was experienced, so he didn't move, but Jinjiao Yinjiao and Sun Wukong didn't do this, they tried their best to get out, the more they tossed, the faster their physical strength disappeared, and after a while, the three of them were tired like dead dogs.

Wu Yi estimated that the time was almost up, patted the bottom of the bottle and poured out the four people, Tang Seng could still stand, and the three could only lie on the ground and hum. Wu Yi patted Jin Jiao's face and said, "I told you, it's not good to come in and you don't listen!" The monkey smiled bitterly: "It's uncomfortable, it's torture at all, it's even worse than being in the gossip furnace!" ”

"I don't know if this little friend can give Poor Dao a face and let me go of two unsuccessful children?" An old man with a fairy wind bone came at some point. "You are?" Tang Seng said: "Amitabha! Poor monks see Taishang Laojun! "It turns out that this is the legendary hand of Sanqing, Taishang Laojun! Wu Yi didn't know how to react, and finally stupidly stretched out his right hand and said, "Hello! ”

Lao Jun is worthy of being a top man, and he shook hands with Wu Yi and said, "Can you return the two children to the poor road?" "Yes, you can! Feel free to do so! Lao Jun rolled up the two boys in an instant with a wave of his sleeves, and said to Wu Yi with great meaning: "Little friendly supernatural powers!" Wu Yi felt that as one of the planners and promoters of Journey to the West, Taishang Laojun should have the right to know, don't look back and think that you are some kind of demon and monster against yourself, then it will be a lot of fun.

After telling his intentions and telling Taishang Laojun the seriousness of the matter, Taishang Laojun really believed it and believed it unreservedly! "It turns out that there is really a heaven outside the sky, but since it is all to deal with the way of heaven, we should all contribute, Xiaoyou, rest assured, we will do our best to assist in this matter!"

With the promise of the big guy Taishang Laojun, I felt a lot more at ease, I was afraid that the gods and Buddhas would misunderstand, and when the time came, I would directly stop the journey to the west, and the way of heaven had to directly erase everyone, but now it is different, at least there are comrades-in-arms.

"Lao Wu, let's go, let's find a place to sleep while it's not dark!" "It's coming!"