The development of the script is very normal, the monkey was pressed down by the three mountains recruited by the Silver Horn King, fortunately, Gong Cao on duty let the land of the mountain god be moved, otherwise the monkey would be locked up again, so he was still carrying a stick to stone a few dwarfs and old men to death, or Wu Sick stopped him, and then Tang Seng was gone, and the Snow Girl was gone!

The monkey plucked out the soil in his ears and eyes, and said, "What should I do now, just hit the door?" "Save time, besides, didn't Bajie also be arrested, let's hurry up and rescue the person back, if it weren't for the female monster, Lao Tang probably didn't have the intention of falling in love." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 The monkey took out his golden rod and threw it on the ground, laughing, "Good! Come on, let's go and smash those two things that don't know whether they live or die! ”

This monkey was so violent, he didn't bother to wait for Wu Yi to run over, grabbed Wu Yi's hand, and flew away with a whoosh. Wu Yi swears that compared to monkeys, Huang Mei is definitely the gentleest! Monkey rush monkey hurry! The monkey is an ADHD patient at all, you must not think that he has a quarter of an hour of Ansheng, just like this, he has moved no less than a hundred times, and there are all kinds of difficult acrobatics during the period, and Wu Yi vomited all the peaches after eating it.

It is said that Tang Seng was wrapped in a gust of demon wind, and when he opened his eyes, he had arrived at the door of a cave, and the three big characters of "Lotus Cave" came into view, and there was a group of small demons around him, headed by a big demon with a single horn, golden light, and a demon behind him, which was almost the same as the golden horn, but the horn was silver. No need to ask, it must have fallen into the hands of the Golden Horn and Silver Horn Brothers.

These two are for Taishang Laojun to burn the boiler and belong to the servants. The golden horn stepped forward to greet the silver horn, and laughed loudly: "My good virtuous brother, you really captured this Tang Sanzang, you and my brother, immortality is just around the corner!" The silver-horned monster smiled: "Hehe, fortunately, I didn't live up to my brother's expectations this time, I just caught Zhu Bajie and really show off my little brother, big brother, take a closer look to see if it's a real Tang monk." ”

The golden horn agreed, and the little demon behind him immediately presented the map, and the golden horn looked at it for a while, and suddenly patted his head and said: 'Oh, it's not good! Brother Xian, you have caught the wrong one again! This is not Tang Seng! Silverhorn was taken aback: "What! Not Tang Seng? So who is he? Jin Jiao pulled the album and said: "You see that this Tang monk is a mortal, with fine skin and tender meat, you are looking at this person, people are not like people and ghosts, they are not like ghosts, they actually have these two heads, they are really afraid of people!" ”

Tang Seng heard that his two heads fluttered, he should be talking about himself, and when he subconsciously turned around, he saw the pale face of the Snow Girl, and he was also startled, the Snow Girl was too light, and he forgot about it for so long. "What do you think I'm doing? Those two are so ugly! "She spoke! Monster! The Golden Horn shouted, and instantly jumped behind the Silver Horn.

The silver horn has a seven-star sword in his left hand and a purple gold gourd in his right hand, and he is very vigilant and tentative: "This friend, it was really wrong for a certain family to arrest you just now, everything is a misunderstanding, why don't we compensate you for some money and leave quickly?" 'Go? Is it still difficult to leave, so you can tie me up and lock me up for a while, even if you are fooled, you have to come out with that bit of sincerity, fooling the Buddha is not fooling fools!

Tang Seng said depressedly: "I am really Tang Seng, this is just a friend of mine!" "The golden horn said in a trembling voice: 'Don't lie to me, Tang Seng is an ordinary man, that mortal can grow two heads? The third prince of Nezha is just the art of incarnation outside the body, what are you? Tang Seng said helplessly to the Snow Maiden: "Can you get off me first?" The Snow Maiden said happily: "Then you promised to be my collection?" As long as you say yes, I'll come down immediately! ”

Be a fart collection! Tang Seng said angrily: "Then you continue to stay!" Yinjiao pointed at Tang Seng with a gourd: "That monster, do you dare to agree if I call you?" Tang Seng said disdainfully: "Don't tease, okay, I won't promise you what to do with me?" Take a broken gourd and call this and that every day, you think you are the master of waste collection! ”

Tang Seng is very angry about this gourd that functions very much like eighty-eight! Yinjiao suddenly collapsed, and said in a panic: "What should I do big brother, this guy can see it, he is not fooled!" The golden horn said with a bitter face: "How do I know, if the golden rope is here, let's tie him up, find a cliff and throw it down, it's so bad to run out like this and scare people!" ”

Hearing this childish conversation, Tang Seng's face turned completely black, and he roared angrily: "You two bastards are stupid to burn the boiler!" Even if Lao Tzu is not a Tang monk, but Lao Tzu looks so similar, don't you be curious, don't you know the truth that you would rather kill a hundred by mistake than let one go! "Tang Seng's little white face was angry, but the snow girl behind her cooperated and turned into the appearance of Sadako, and the golden horn and silver horn were frightened!

In the end, Jin Jiao gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and said to Silver Horn: "Brother Xian, let's change the cave mansion, we don't want this place, just keep this monster!" Silver Horn constipation thought about it for a long time, and it was estimated that he was very reluctant to his house, but he looked at the gloomy snow girl behind him, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Okay!" As long as our brothers are here, we will be home wherever we go, let's go! ”

Tang Seng couldn't help it, rushed up and slapped one person at a time, dragging the hand holding the seven-star sword with the silver horn to his neck: "You two stupid pigs!" How could Taishang Laojun have such a stupid boy as you! You slash your sword at my neck, isn't this the end of it, your life is in your hands, why don't I just watch what you tell me to do? Silver Horn cried and was at a loss for what to do, Golden Horn was picking at Silver Horn's fingers, it was estimated that he didn't plan to ask for the Seven Star Sword, as long as he could escape from this madman.

Tang Seng held the arm of the silver horn and didn't let go, he couldn't have an arm, right? The golden horn gritted his teeth and said, "What the hell do you want to do to us!" "Now you threaten me to do things for you, anything, hurry!" Silver Horn cried, trembling and said, "Then I can let you go now?" "No!" Tang Seng's roar startled the birds of Pingdingshan.

The golden horn hugged Tang Seng's feet weakly, and cried: "How can you let my brother go!" Tang Seng was about to be mad by these two hundred and five, and said with red eyes: "You let me punch myself now!" Silver Horn howled: "You can beat yourself if you want to, why do you have to catch me!" "Hurry up! Don't talk nonsense, do whatever you want! ”

Probably forced to be in a hurry, Silver Horn stomped his feet and shouted, "You punch yourself hard now!" Tang Seng opened his eyes and smiled: "That's right, remember, you are the bad guy, the bad guy should have the momentum of the bad guy, even if you are mentally retarded, you can't be a bad guy!" He punched himself as he spoke. The Snow Girl whispered: "Aren't you cheap, how can you beat yourself, I see if your face is broken?" ”

"You me! If they don't arrest me, how can they make it difficult? Let's move on! Silver Horn cried: "Haven't you already beaten, if you want to fight, you can fight yourself, can you let me go?" "No! Hurry up, let me give myself another time! "Then give yourself another one!" Tang Seng gave himself another punch according to his words, and then Tang Seng began to persecute Yinjiao again.

Gradually, the golden horn and silver horn had fun, and Tang Seng also felt that something was wrong, why did he attack himself so ruthlessly, just let these two bastards tie themselves to the cave, and then the yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants and was not shit, why did he go around so many circles? Immediately assistant at the moment, it hurt to hit myself just now.

Seeing Tang Seng stop, Jin Jiao asked, "Why don't you fight, it's so fun, why did you stop?" Tang Seng said irritably: "What do you care about me, just tie me up and throw me in the cave now!" "But I still want to see you beat yourself up, like a fool, it's funny." "It's funny, you beat yourself, you bastard, Lao Tzu's IQ has been lowered by you!"

Tang Seng raised his feet and walked in, who knew that the seven-star sword in Yinjiao's hand was horizontal, and the cold blade was against Tang Seng's neck, and a little force was the consequence of blood flow on the spot. Tang Seng's cold sweat came down instantly, and he swallowed his saliva and said: "Brother, calm down, we can talk about it if we have something to say, it's not good to see blood!" Silver Horn sneered: "My brother said that he still wants to see you beat yourself, you call us quickly!" The Golden Horn also laughed evilly.

It's easy to learn bad and it's hard to change, look at these stupid brothers, this little club has learned to threaten others, Tang Seng couldn't help but scold his cheap mouth in his heart, but there is no way, stupid and bold! The more stupid and bold you are, if he accidentally kills you, it feels like swatting a fly to death.

The most important point is that I just beat myself up and remembered a very important thing that I ignored at the beginning, which is very important, is it not important to be related to my own life! The golden horn and the silver horn are the boys of Taishang Laojun, and they are not monsters at all, they are immortals, that is to say, Wu Disease's words do not work, it is the same as farting for them, if this is the case, it is estimated that even if they hang up, they are estimated to say hello to the eleventh generation.

Thinking of this, Tang Seng couldn't help but become more and more respectful to the two mentally handicapped, there was no way who would let his little life be pinched in the hands of others, especially if he didn't complain about others, it was a fruit tree planted by himself, he didn't expect to eat his own fruit so quickly, and it was the most bitter and bad one! It is estimated that the golden horn and silver horn are tired of Tang Seng's masochism, but fortunately, people are kind in nature, and they did not give Tang Seng a knife after watching the fun, but patted Tang Seng and comforted: "You are very interesting, it is better to stay here and be amused, there are monsters here, no one will look down on you, but you must make our brothers happy, we must cover you!" ”

What else can Tang Seng say, he can only promise first, I only hope that Wu Yi and the monkey will come to rescue him quickly, if it is too late to turn back, not to mention that the corpse will not be collected, and then the can only be collected!