Today can be described as a happy guest, Lao Wang drank early, and sobered up before the guests left, and pulled the neighbors to say that it was not done, and they would have another meal together another day. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Gao Sheng took half of a phone call and rushed away, it was said that there was a task, Li Ming saw that Gao Sheng was gone, and he snorted angrily and left, not caring at all about the martial champion who was struggling to keep him, it is estimated that this hatred has been settled, as for the martial champion, his face was swollen today, and he slipped away early by urinating.

Wu Yi also drank enough, a full three bottles, and he now sees that everyone has two heads. The hundred bone spirit really couldn't stand it and came to help him, but there was a layer of skin on the outside, and he pressed a pit. Wu Yi still muttered: "Why is anyone so soft? Softer than my wife! Bai Gujing was embarrassed, and hurriedly gave God a look, and God came over to carry Wu sick to his home.

Gu Tai sighed: "The amount of alcohol consumed by young people nowadays is getting worse and worse! Jia Ren, who was drinking and vomiting over there, leaned on the table and smiled bitterly: "It's not that we're too bad, it's that you're too good, I've been mixing on the wine table for more than ten years, and I've never seen you drink like this!" No, I have to wash my stomach, you always rest! After saying that, he staggered and ran outside, and then hit the door headlong, and finally his little brothers dragged him away.

Gu Ze said: "Mom, let's go back, it's still a little cold at this time, it's not good to freeze you." "No need, I'm not going back today, I'm going to stay at that kid's house for one night, or the yard of his house is comfortable!" As he spoke, he began to walk out the door. The old lady is not the canary who is locked up at home every day, after helping a few "little favors" of yellow wheat, his family did not dare to do it against her, you are a cow and you can't be a cow in the country!

The little girl jumped and said, "Then I won't go back, I'm going to accompany grandma here!" This must be false, this guy is crazy, he has been familiar with a few children for a long time, and now he doesn't want to be separated. can't control his mother and can't take care of his son, he scolded with a straight face: "Have you finished your homework?" Go home and do your homework, look you're dirty! The little boy could only say goodbye to his new friends with tears.

Gu Tai walked to the door of Wu Ai's house, patted the crooked neck tree in front of the door, and said: "It's good to have such a tree at home, what is so tall and beautiful, at most, it is cut down to make the beam, alas!" "You're Grandma Gu, aren't you?" Gu Tai looked back and saw that she was a young and beautiful little girl, carrying a schoolbag and a peaked cap, full of youthful atmosphere.

Gu Tai smiled and said, "You are Wu Ai's daughter-in-law Xiaoyu, what a good girl!" Xia Yu ran over and hugged Gu Tai: "Why are you old man standing at the door, why don't you go in when you get home?" "Hehe, didn't I just want to go in and meet you?" "Wu Ill, didn't he know you were here?" "He drank too much and was just picked up by a friend."

"Lift?! How much did he drink? Xia Yu said that his pace began to speed up, and Gu Tai comforted: "Slow down, slow down, you don't know how much your man can drink?" "It's because he doesn't want him to drink too much because he doesn't drink much!" "Hehe, men will naturally be like this when they socialize too much, and they will slowly get used to it." Xia Yu crossed his waist and said fiercely: "I'm still used to it!" I think I'm used to it! ”

Gu Tai smiled dumbly, shook his head and began to walk into the house, only to see Xia Yu exclaim, as if he had been pushed by someone, and the whole person rushed towards him. If you don't care about Xia Yu, you will definitely have to fall, but if you don't care, your old arms and legs don't know if they can withstand the toss. However, the body's reaction speed far exceeded that of thinking, and he reached out and hugged Xia Yu, who was about to fall, into his arms.

Xia Yu exclaimed, and used his waist to take away most of his strength in mid-air, Gu Tai was hit at best, but even so, it made her sprain, and she covered her waist with a painful expression. Xia Yu hurriedly helped Gu Tai and asked, "Grandma Gu, are you okay?" You shouldn't pick me up, I'll be fine if I fall, you're different! Gu Tai smiled bitterly: "After all, I am still old, and my body bones are getting worse and worse." ”

"Let's hurry into the house, I have safflower oil, I'll help you rub it for a while!" "How did you get out? How is it like being knocked out? Xia Yu said angrily: "It's not that dead man Wu Ai, who is drinking crazy in the house, and when he sees me coming back, he wants to hug me, I pushed him and didn't push him, but was knocked out, this damn guy, you see how I clean him up!" ”

"Hehe, forget it, he's also drunk, asking for his own hardship, he was drunk by me, but he hurt me, it's really unpleasant!" Xia Yu was surprised: "Is he drunk by you?" "yes, I wondered how someone could put down three bottles of beer, so I wanted to try it, but he really didn't tell a lie at all, oh, my old waist!"

"Bear with me, I'll find you safflower oil right away, my massage technique is good!" "Hey, let's go slowly." The old one is too painful to sweat. As soon as I entered the door, I heard that Wu Yi was going crazy with alcohol. "Come on Xiaoyu, let's kiss one, don't you love me?" Xia Yu couldn't help but say with a dark face: "Is he stupid to drink fake wine?" ”

Saying that, he helped Gu Tai onto the sofa and walked to the back room, first to get safflower oil, but also to see Wu's illness, although he said that he was still very worried. Before I entered the house, I heard a commotion inside, first God was thrown out, and then Athena also came out in embarrassment, and said with a black face: "Your man is crazy, you hurry up and take a look!" ”

Xia Yu walked in without saying a word, and the anger on his face couldn't be suppressed. As soon as Xia Yu walked in, the god lying on the ground suddenly said, "Have we neglected something important?" Athena was confused: "What's the matter?" You haven't eaten enough? "Ahh Xia Yu screamed miserably, rushed out of the house like crazy, hiding behind Gu Tai and shivering.

Gu Tai endured the severe pain and asked, "What's the matter, girl?" There's nothing that the two of them can't get by... What the hell! An ancient frightened spirit, only to see a white skeleton, hurriedly walked out of the house, two ghost fires in the skeleton's eyes beating, two claws Caracalla sounded, and a neutral voice sounded: "No, no! You listen to me, I'm not a ghost! God covered his face and said, "I finally know what to ignore now." Athena also covered her face and did not speak.

The Hundred Bone Essence also found that there were outsiders present, and froze his body, and finally the ghost fire in his eye socket was extinguished, and he fell straight to the ground, and his bones fell apart. Gu Tai grabbed Xia Yu's hand and stood up, and said in surprise, "What is this?" Xia Yu was frightened, hiding behind the ancient lady, and didn't dare to come out.

God and Athena looked at each other and said in unison, "I don't know! It's none of our business! Xia Yu finally relieved herself, looked at God puzzled, and saw that God kept lip-syncing with her, and there were only three words in her mouth: "Hundred Bone Essence!" Xia Yu hadn't seen the prototype of the Hundred Bone Spirit, and Wu Yi didn't tell her if she was afraid, so the misunderstanding was settled.

Xia Yu still didn't seem to understand, but Gu Tai was angry, and said loudly: "Go and call Wu Ill, I want to ask him what the hell this is!" God hesitated, "But now he is too drunk to wake up." "I have a way, you just go and bring him here!" God had no choice but to go into the house and drag Wu Ill over.

The ancient Tailong walked in front of Wu Ill with a big-eared scraper, Xia Yu exclaimed, and saw Wu Ill wake up slowly, and said in a daze: "Who beat me?" Gu Tai said with a calm face: "I hit it!" "Grandma Gu, why are you here?" Gu Tai pointed to a pile of bones on the ground and said, "Explain to me first, what is going on with this moving bone!" ”

Wu Yi looked at God's bitter melon-like face and roughly guessed what was going on, and said vaguely: "Actually, this is me practicing puppet show again, don't believe me I'll show you one!" Wu Yi kicked the hundred bone essence unnoticeably, the hundred bone spirit was very cooperative, and stood up mechanically, and Wu Yi also pretended to have silk threads dangling there. Athena and God couldn't stand this clumsy acting, and they both covered their faces and couldn't bear to watch it.

After performing for a while, I guess I also felt a little embarrassed, so I simply shook my hands and didn't do anything, covering my face and not speaking, and the hundred bones were still jumping there by themselves. It happened that Lao Wang's voice came from outside: "Lao Wu, are you okay?" The door was not closed, Lao Wang rushed in directly, and when he saw the Hundred Bone Spirit, he muttered, "I must not have sobered up yet!" With that, he lay down.

Gu Tai mocked: "Do you think I have Alzheimer's? Now I can only confess, dragging Lao Wang to the sofa, Wu Yi sighed and said: "I won't hide it from you now, this thing is actually a monster, called a hundred bone spirits, but it's not the one in Journey to the West, people are one hundred or two hundred, not white!" ”

Xia Yu understood as soon as he heard it, the hundred bone essence was the white ancient mirror, but the ancient man was still confused, and said confusedly: "What do you mean by that, what white bone essence is not white bone essence?" Why do I get more confused the more I listen? "Forget it, I'll tell you from the beginning, things still have to start with me and Xia Yu, that day Xiaoyu came to me to borrow the bathroom, and..."

"So, Huang Mei is a drought, Tang Seng is really Tang Seng, that little witch is Tianshan Tong, you still have mad rabies?" Gu Tai nodded when he asked Wu Ill, and only explained after knowing the last sentence: "My mad bies is fine, don't be afraid!" Xia Yu took out the safflower oil from the room, and the hundred bone essence was also put on a new skin.

"Grandma, I'll help you rub your waist." Gu Tai moved twice and said, "No need, I was startled by this hundred bone spirit just now, and I twisted it back." "That's not good, I'll help you press it for a while to dissolve your stasis, otherwise your waist will be bruised." Gu Tai didn't refuse, but chatted with Wu Ill, mainly because of Wu Ill's bizarre and rich experience. (To be continued.) )