Chapter Twenty-Six: The Uninvited Guest
Wu Yi was almost castrated, because he said that he wanted to soak Molian to take revenge on the black heart ink, but Lao Mo decided to do a permanent ligation for him, he even had goose feathers ready, if it weren't for Mo Lian pulling Wu Yi, he should have asked Wu Lao Er to find him the Sunflower Treasure Book. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Finally, a few days later, I had a peaceful birthday, but today I ushered in an uninvited guest. The figure was dressed in a long gown, slippers, a few moldy instant noodles on his beard, his eyes were cloudy and sharp, and he carried a nylon bag full of colorful bottles behind him.
"Wu disease! We're coming out to pick up customers! "This is the first business in so many days, even if this old man tastes big, Wu will pinch his nose and take it!" Twenty-three plastic bottles and six beer bottles are a total of five dollars and three cents, you have it! Wu Yi handed over the money to the old man but didn't take it, and said in a deep voice, "It's all acquaintances, give me five yuan and five!" ”
Wu Yi heard this voice with a spirit, and he was so excited that he wanted to pick up eighty-eight and give it to this old bastard, that's right, this product is Wu Lao'er! Eighty-eight is going to the house for a lunch break, so Wu Yi can only use an ordinary wine bottle, the old guy is really good, and he hung on the tree on the spot, and the long shirt and coat should be
changed to a cheongsam, and the fluffy thighs and the coquettish red panties almost didn't flash the dog eyes of Wu Disease.
"Hehe, can you lend me a pair of pants?" This old bastard has seen the world after all, and it's not a shame to wander down there. Wu Yi pointed at him with a beer bottle and shouted, "Wu Er!" As soon as the three words came out of the mouth, countless grievances came to mind, although he was not rich or poor, this small acquisition station could completely allow himself to live a carefree life, it was because of this old Wang Ba that he forcibly gave his refrigerator to ...... Defiled! As a result, he had to receive those strange tenants, Wu Ai's wife had already entered Huang Mei's belly, and if Wu Ai continued like this, he had to follow the old way of Wu Lao Er, asking for food!
Thinking that his wife who was reluctant to eat or drink was gone, Wu couldn't help but feel sad, "Wu Er, you pay me back!" Wu Lao Er was like a frightened rabbit, covering Wu Ai's mouth, "Don't shout!" Be careful to let others know I'm here! Wu Yi shaved his hands and feet to remove this dirty hand, the smell really can't be described in words, it can only be described with spicy eyes!
Looking at the appearance of Wu Lao's second thief's eyebrows and rat eyes, Wu's illness became even more popular, "You still know that you have a bad reputation!" Fortunately, I didn't listen to you at the beginning, if I really reported your name, Lao Tzu's first seven have passed! With Wu Laoer's face flushed after many years of cultivation, he rubbed his hands and said, "Hehe, wasn't he young and ignorant at that time!" "I don't care! Hurry up and pay me back! That's the money I paid for my wife! You have to pay me a salary, or I will strike now, and I will be directly chopped to death and pulled down by you, and I will suffer from the crime! ”
Wu Yi said that he lay down very bnotly, Wu Lao Er probably had never seen hob meat than him, "Don't! There's something to discuss! Don't strike at every turn, didn't I approve you a million? Wu Sick, a carp jumped up, "You're embarrassed to say!" Can that thing be spent? It's called stolen money, and if you know it, you'll be shot! Can't you just get me some money that comes from the normal way? ”
In the end, Wu Ill couldn't help but soften, as long as Wu Lao Er could give money, let him pretend to be a grandson, he would do it!
Wu Lao Er patted the soil and said very boldly, "Money is not a problem, the problem is that there is no money!" "Wu Yi went into the house and hugged the refrigerator to find a place to bury it, anyway, when the time comes, everyone will die together, why should he suffer this crime first! Wu Lao Er hugged Wu's sick foot and neck and said, "Don't be impulsive! You have to understand us, and we know that you have financial difficulties, but we can't do it on our side! If you want money, we can approve, the problem is that the fortune is difficult to control, the windfall is difficult to master, he will only throw a sum of money to you, as for the consequences of the road it doesn't matter, the ancients said that the fortune is relied on, and the blessing is because of this! ”
"Don't say it's useless! Let's get practical! Hurry up! "Wu Yi is now holding the refrigerator like Dong Cunrui, and he will lose it if he doesn't agree. Wu Lao Er put down the refrigerator gently in fear, if it wasn't for Wu Niang's illness two days ago, the door would have been opened tremblingly, maybe something would have come out!
"I'll ask the above later! Let them help you change your fortunes! These days, you remember to buy lottery tickets, if you don't win, at least come in the right way! Wu Yi excitedly handed Wu Lao Er a cigarette, this was his last cigarette, "And this good thing?" Then why are you still so poor, don't fool me, or Lao Tzu will buy this thing for scientists to study! ”
The more he talked about Wu Ill, the more unreliable he felt, so he snatched the cigarette back and lit it himself and took a puff. Wu Lao Er rolled his white eyes that were almost dying of eye feces and said, "No matter what we say, it's also a god, okay!" And I'm your boss, you don't give a gift and dare to threaten me like this, do you see that the immortals have this kind of treatment? ”
As soon as he said this, Wu Yi remembered the unlucky colleague and asked, "How is that cockroach?" Am I miserable? Wu Lao Er didn't know where to take out a cigarette pouch and pot, put it in his mouth, and said, "How to say it, each has its own merits!" It doesn't matter if the fairy world leads people over, all of them are taken over by cockroaches, eating, drinking, and Lazar, and he is all offered! Wu Ai's eyes were red with envy, "Then he's quite rich, right?" ”
"No money! It's all earned by his customers helping to come up with secret recipes or something! Wu stomped his feet and said, "Why didn't I catch up with such a good customer!" Wu Lao Er pursed his lips and said, "You are content!" Do you know who he is going to? The first day was Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang, and then Liu Bang and Xiang Yu! "Damn! That's a mess! His boss is a bastard! Wu Lao Er said proudly: "Now you know how good I am to you, right?" Wu Yi said disdainfully, "You don't care, do you dare?" He is still full of people over there, and if it's a little messy, at least it can be suppressed, but what about me? If there is a Super Saiyan one day, just one Kaminami Gong will be all played! ”
"Oh, that's right, I have something to look for you this time, you take this up and find his master." Wu Lao Er took out a scale from his coat, which was the size of a palm. Wu Yi took the scales and said, "Aren't you here to buy scrap, what kind of scales are these?" Wu Lao Er picked up the five yuan and three cents on the ground and dusted the soil and said, "I'm making some extra money by the way, I'm now talking about cross talk fans on the flyover, and I'm here to send you this thing this time, this master is squeezed out of the space, it should be in this area, you mobilize your brothers to look for it, if you can communicate, you are a new customer, and if you can't communicate, you can bottle it and stuff it back!" ”
Wu Lao Er was about to leave with his hands behind his back, Wu Yi suddenly remembered to promise Huang Mei, although Huang Mei is not very good to himself, but a man should be a man who is hard to chase! "Lao Wu, let me ask you something, that is, the dragon god who has a leg with the female lu, can he come to this world? The female is eager to see him! ”
Wu Lao Er put the ash in the cigarette pouch behind his back and said, "This is very difficult, you must know that when the original space is stable, you can't just pull people out, and the Heavenly Dao is staring at it!" It's even more difficult now, the space world is all squeezed together, and if Ying Long is forcibly pulled out, it will probably cause devastating consequences! Wu Yi was actually quite sympathetic to Huang Mei, and then asked, "Then there is no change in this matter at all?" ”
"As far as I know, Nulu was squeezed out of the world at the moment when she was killed by Ying Long and did not die, if she returned to the original world, it should still be at the moment when Ying Long killed her, so she can still see Ying Long!" "Shhh Are you saying she has to be killed by her beloved again?! ”
Wu Lao Er nodded and said, "Yes, that's what it means!" "Then it means that the female lu will die at any time now, and when she returns to her own world and sees Ying Long, it will be the time when she will die! What a cruel thing to be killed twice by your own beloved!
Wu Ill was soulless all day today, his mind was full of Huang Mei's affairs, he admitted that Huang Mei may have been a little more capricious, even if she helped Hei Xinmo carry out Plan B, but Wu Ill had to admit that she was a good girl. From the story of her and Ying Long, she is a woman who gives up her life for her beloved, even if she knows that she was killed by Ying Long, she still wants to see him again, and her dedication to love almost surpasses everything.
Thinking that when she saw Ying Long was the end of her life, Wu Yi felt very uncomfortable in her heart.