Chapter 25 Neuropathy is a terminal disease
Huang Mai was educated, and he was educated by the slime, and he didn't know what tricks the slime girl played, and a tentacle was split out of the back of his ass and inserted directly into Huang Mai's nostrils, and when Huang Mai woke up, he patted his head and said, "I'm sorry, I've been sleepy lately, I already understand what you just said, and the matter of your saving the world still needs to be verified, and I will be in contact with you." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" After saying this, he touched his head and left, even forgetting about his assistant being sealed.
"I heard it in the bucket just now, so I erased the fact that he was knocked unconscious by Ernie sauce, and made him believe your words!" The slime girl was so proud, she was about to trot all the way to Wu Yi with a "sister hug kill" Wu Bin hurriedly resorted to "touching the head to kill" to resolve it, otherwise let her hug herself a few more times and she would be able to use it as dumpling filling. The slime girl showed an expression of enjoyment and obediently remained silent.
The electricity is finally normal.,It returned to normal the next day after Sophia came.,Sophia is a slime girl.,Slime this thing, how can you associate this thing with this beautiful girl who looks so good.,Sophia's name was given by Huang Mei.,Wu Yi originally wanted to be called Lolita.,But after seeing Huang Mei's eyes,,I didn't dare to speak.。
The second day Sophia came may be the darkness before dawn, so the electricity jumps like a stock, so Wu Ill lives in horror movies almost every day, this is a dog day, if you see a girl sitting on a stool like a melted candle, don't be surprised, that's Sophia, she is easy to melt on such a hot day. So Wu Zhi often sees a girl who is melting and smirking at herself.
To tell the truth, such a beautiful girl with a beautiful figure and good looks every day, Ernie sauce, Ernie sauce makes you have no evil thoughts, it is impossible, even if she is an artificial creature, Wu Disease's strong nerves can also treat her as a high-end inflatable doll, but if her eyeballs may fall at any time, then you have no passion, in order not to be scared out of the problem, Wu Illness thinks it's good to be a decent gentleman!
The goosebumps are all over the place, a truly immersive horror movie, but after a long time, I get used to it without disease, and sometimes I see that Sophia is so hot that I pour two votes of cold water on her to cool her down. Wu Ai's multi-hand air conditioner is completely hopeless, even if there is electricity, it can only make Sophia barely maintain her human form, so Sophia decided to teach herself mechanical maintenance!
You have to admit that she is really smart, maybe the word smart is not suitable for her, it is better to use intelligence, after all, people are artificial creatures of future technology, and the knowledge in your computer will be squeezed dry in minutes, of course, it would be better if she didn't squeeze out the small movies of Wu Ai's T together. Wu Disease's "No Problem" Waste Acquisition Station has been out of business for many days, and the original accumulation of a little old household appliances has been practiced by Sophia, if it continues like this, Wu Sick will starve to death, Sophia can live if she has water, and it is impossible for Huang Mei to be starved to death, even if she doesn't eat, but she eats on time every day, and she will eat a lot of snacks, Wu Sick is about to break the "incense"! Now I often look for Poseidon to smoke.
After thinking about it repeatedly, Wu Ill still didn't dare to spend that million, after all, he received a good education since he was a child, and he was still able to resist the temptation of money, mainly because he was worried that he would return it after he finished painting, and Wu Ill also watched a news a few days ago. A bank made a mistake in transferring tens of millions to an ordinary girl, and as a result, people came to the door when the money was spent, and it is estimated that he will not want to pay it back in his life, Wu Yi sounds like a new method of usury.
Qian Wuzhi plans to put it for two days first, and wait for Huang Mai to talk to him next time to see if he can get a bonus, after all, the money is spent with peace of mind. Now Wu Yi is squatting at the door, crooked his neck, and the tree is rubbing cigarettes with Poseidon, and the man and the dog are sighing.
"I said, Bogo, what's wrong with you? Broken out? Unexpectedly, Poseidon really nodded and said, "Cuihua doesn't want me anymore and ran away with the dog king on the next street." "Poseidon's ears are drooping and his tail is not wagging off, which means that he is really depressed now." Well, just touch your head. Wu Yi extinguished the cigarette butt and sighed and said, "Brother Bo, you are content, you have at least talked about it, I still don't even have a girlfriend, I really don't live as well as a dog!" I'm not scolding you! ”
"If I haven't talked about it, I haven't been hurt, and I'd rather never know her, so my heart still belongs to me!" You hate to imagine a dog looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and saying such a paragraph with a melancholy expression that can be used as a non-mainstream signature, this is simply a bowl of poisonous dog food!
In order not to poison himself too deeply, Wu Yi decided to change the topic, "The Bogotor brothers may not be able to use the money they picked up!" Poseidon hair exploded, and turned his face on the spot: "Wang! What do you mean? "Don't get excited! It was probably a million that was robbed. "So what, it's ours when we pick it up!" In the dog's worldview, as long as they sprinkle their own scent, it belongs to them.
"The amount this time is too big, the police will definitely investigate it, and if they find me, it will cause a lot of trouble!" Poseidon lay down in disbelief and said, "Alas! Then forget it, you go back and explain it to One-Eye, that guy is very suspicious, I'll make it clear to my little brothers. ”
"I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious! Do you think you're brainless? One-eyed jumped down from the tree and said quietly, "I understand what the auxiliary minister means, now we have to be safe in everything, even if we don't get anything, we can't take risks, if we attract the attention of human society, the plan will be all in vain!" There's no problem on my side, I have the absolute right to speak on the people, but you have to take care of your little brother, old dog. ”
Poseidon was not happy, "What do you mean, my brother is much better than your bullshit courtiers, I don't need you to point fingers here!" A cat and a dog saw that they were about to make trouble again, when a group of people came over.
are all neighbors in the neighborhood, including Aunt Wang, who loves to take advantage, Lao Wang, who runs a restaurant, Bald Jie, who sells pork, and Lao Mo's father and daughter. Everyone is holding a guy, and the look in Wu's eyes is also very wrong. "What are you?" Wang Jianqiang came out and said: "Lao Wu, everyone is a neighbor, if you are in trouble, you can say it, don't hold it in your heart, even if you have a terminal illness, you can help a little!" ”
"Me? Terminally ill? You've eaten too much, haven't you? Lao Xie stomped his feet and said, "You can admit it, everyone has seen the illness during this time, so don't hide it from us!" Wu was sick, and he didn't know if he was sick or not, "What is my condition?" Aunt Wang took a green onion and pointed to her one-eyed cat and said, "You always call my cat out during this time, and you keep talking to yourself!" ”
Lao Wang pointed at Poseidon and said, "I also saw you talking to those stray dogs, brother has something to say to brother, brother can enlighten you even if he can't help you!" The thing was still in tears as he spoke. Or Mo Lian can speak, "Brother Wu, don't be nervous, we just think that you have been a little abnormal recently, and we are very worried about you after you were bitten by a dog some time ago!" ”
Just said such a sentence, Mo Lian's ears were red, and this girl was too easy to be shy. "And what do you think of my illness?" Lao Mo coughed twice and pretended to look like a brick family and said, "The preliminary identification is that you are very likely to be delusional disorder, that is, paranoia, which can be directly understood as neuropathy!" "Wu disease jumped three feet high" neuropathy is also a terminal disease! You're insane, your whole family is insane, uh Xiaomo, I didn't mean you! “
Wu Ill's group of people all dispersed, and Lao Mo shouted, "It's sick!" Catch him! Execute Plan A! Lao Xie took the rope he usually tied to pigs and outflanked Wang Jianqiang left and right, and Aunt Wang was on guard with green onions, ready to give Wu Yi a green onion at any time! Wu Ai's current skills are not covered, and he was about to enter the hospital when he kicked the crooked neck tree and climbed over the wall directly, but he didn't expect to hear Lao Mo shouting "Plan B!" Then the screen went black, and the last thing he saw was a folding stool that was constantly magnified, which was the weapon he used to roam the rivers and lakes in his early years.
Wu Yi kept shouting in his heart in front of the black screen: "Lao Tzu is not a psychopath!" Lao Tzu is normal! ”