Chapter 10: The Unlucky Child
"What's wrong?" "Who called me?" Wu Zhi turned around and found that a bald man covered in tattoos was rushing straight towards him, although he looked a little familiar, but Wu Yi really couldn't remember that he knew such a number one person. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The bald head gave Wu Yi a bear hug, and Wu Yi said confusedly, "Are you?" "I'm Wang Fei! You don't know me anymore? "it!" Wu almost jumped up the tree. "How did you kid become like this now? I remember that it was a camel that loved tattoos! Wang Fei waved his hand and said, "Hey, don't mention it, the camel had to tattoo some pigeon blood last time, and he ended up tattooing himself to death!" ”
"What! The camel died? "To be precise, the camel and Wu Yi are lifelong friendships, and the camel blocked a knife for Wu Ai, and it was because of this that Wu Ai decided to withdraw from this road of right and wrong. At the beginning, the camel didn't let Wu Yi go, and dragged him to say that he wanted to dominate the city, and he was really proud at that time.
"Tattoos can still tattoo dead people?" Wang Fei nodded and said, "It's okay to have an ordinary laser tattoo, even if you have all the five poison lines, but the pigeon blood tattoo is different, you have to use cinnabar, the camel is allergic to cinnabar, and it died halfway before it was sent to the hospital, alas!" "What about the person who tattooed him? What happened to the camel parents? "Don't mention it, the kid with the tattoo ran away, the camel is dead, his dad is in our city mental hospital, and I went to see him a few days ago."
Wu Yi smoked a cigarette and didn't speak, it was hard to accept that an old friend who hadn't seen him for many years had died like this, he would rather believe that he was still alive, but he didn't see it. Wang Fei hugged Wu Yi and shouted, "Let's go into the house and say, that Huang Mao went to buy some food and moved two cases of beer, this is your senior!" Obviously, he heard Wang Fei shouting that it was yellow hair, but the one with dyed green hair went out, Wang Fei explained, "Their brother is ancestral color blind." "Wu Disease" ......"
Wang Fei's relationship with Wu Yi was not very good at the beginning, but after so many years, the two still have an unprecedented sense of intimacy when they meet again. "I said Ah Fei, what is the tattoo on your head? How is it the same as? Wang Fei scolded in a low voice, "Damn it, there's nothing wrong with it, after so many years, your cheap mouth hasn't changed, Lao Tzu, this is a snake!" ”
Both of them drank a little too much, and began to blow all over the world, anyway, they bragged about not paying taxes, but the more they bragged, the more excessive, and even any wars abroad became under their control. In the end, Wang Fei was annoyed, slapped the table and stood up, "It's okay, can your uncle stop blowing, do you think I don't know that you opened a broken acquisition station?" You're a scrap collector! ”
The reason why Wu Zhi didn't like Wang Fei was because this kid had poor wine, and he would go crazy when he drank some wine, and he even forgot his surname. Wu Yi also came to talk nonsense with him, crossed Erlang's legs and said impatiently, "Okay, don't pretend to be with me, Lao Tzu came to tell you today, don't collect the protection fee from the primary school in the future, you don't feel ashamed of such a big person who robbed the child's money!" ”
His little brother probably knows what kind of bear he looks like, and no one has come up to take care of him when he and Wu Yi are about to quarrel. Just when Wang Fei couldn't help but move, the door was suddenly pushed open, and a thin boy ran in crying and howling, holding Wang Fei and not letting go. Wang Fei kicked him far away and scolded: "Your mother is dead!" What the are you howling about? ”
The thin man cried and mourned: "Brother Xiong may not be able to do it!" Wang Fei's wine was directly half frightened, Da Xiong is the number one thug under his command, generally three or five ordinary people don't even think about clothes, how can they say no, they can't do it if they are fine in the morning? Wang Fei mentioned the thin man, "What's wrong?" Did the guy on the next street do it? How is Big Bear doing now?"
The little thin man was aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law, "No, I went out with Brother Xiong to pick up bags this morning, but my hands were too wet and were caught, and Brother Xiong fought with that kid, and in the end he was beaten crazy, and he is still in the hospital!" "What! Lose your marbles? What kind of guy does that kid use? "Slippers" Wang Fei fanned up with a big mouth, grabbed the kid's hair and said angrily, "You kid dare to play with me!" ”
The kid howled dryly and said, "What I said is true, Brother Fei, you have to believe me!" Yes! "Wu Yi knew who this kid was after listening to half of it, it was the thief who stole his money, but the psychological quality of that big bear was too poor, and he was actually mad, and it was really too big to be good for his body!
Wu Ill was aggrieved for this unlucky child, but no one believed the truth because it was too outrageous, and he couldn't stand it, Wu Ill said, "Okay, don't beat him, what he said is true." "Huh? Are you there too? "Hmm!" "That guy really drove the bear crazy with his slippers?" "Yes!"
Wang Fei covered his head, "It's not that I don't believe you, can you believe that a man who is nearly two meters old will be driven crazy with slippers?" "This is the unlucky child who also saw Wu Ill's face clearly, and Wu Ill smiled kindly at him." Yes! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Yes! "This kid is not far from madness. Wang Fei kicked him again, "Can you explain clearly?" "He's who he is! He used his slippers to drive Brother Xiong crazy! Don't whip me with spikes! "I guess it's crazy.
"Aren't you going to explain it?" The gangsters in the house directly surrounded Wu Ai. Wu Yi was still drinking slowly, fearlessly, "There is nothing to explain, your subordinates' skills are too trendy, he is not happy to say a few words, he will fight with me if he copies the knife, I can only be regarded as legitimate defense, he is crazy because his temperament is too big, and he has nothing to do with me." ”
Wu Yi tried his best to say that he was as innocent as a passer-by playing soy sauce, although he was calm on the surface, in fact, he had already touched the wine bottle under the table. Although his skills are much better now, there are at least 30 people present, and Wu Yi is not arrogant to this point. "Let's go!" "What?" Wu Yi was already desperately prepared, but he didn't expect Wang Fei to let him go.
"I said let you go!" Wu Ill went out in disbelief, and stopped when he was about to go out Wang Fei said, "Wu Ill, don't say that I didn't take care of you, I'll give you time now, I will take all my brothers to your house to find you tonight, don't blame me, I am also a person with brothers, I can do this for the sake of the camel's face, you know the rules of the road better than me, go back and call someone, don't call the strip, otherwise..."
"Okay, I understand, I don't have to do anything to meddle with my friends, thank you for today's matter, I will pay you back this favor." Wu will not leave, and I have to go back and prepare for tonight's affairs.
Wu Yi directly went back to the waste collection station, and the two unashamed dogs on the road were unwillingly intermingling, that is, the two who fought for the ribs last time, one with a white tail and the other called Maomao, and I don't know how they went together.
The dog's worldview is different from that of people, what about doing things here, the white tail saw that Wu was back from illness and greeted him, "Roar!" Second brother, are you back? Wu Yi wondered, "When will I become your second brother?" Mao Mao turned his head and said, "The boss ordered you to be his brother in the future, so we call you second brother!" "Okay, don't be poor, where is Poseidon? I've got something to look for him. "To be honest, people are doing errands, and it's embarrassing for you to talk to them.
"Big brother is usually taking a nap at this time, I don't know where it is, you go for a walk."
Wu Yi turned to find the kind of place where smokers gathered, and Poseidon was also a smoker, so he would definitely not be able to go far. Sure enough, he found Poseidon at the place where a group of old men were playing mahjong, and he was intoxicated with second-hand smoke. "Bogo, Bogo! Wake up, brother, something pleases you to come! Poseidon opened his dog's eyes, and immediately became energetic when he saw Wu Ill, "Brother, you are here, my brother has been looking for you all morning, but I have suffocated my brother!" Bring me a cigarette! ”
Wu Yi turned his head and found that those old men had already paid attention to this side, so he picked up a brick at random and whispered, "This is not the place to talk, come to my house and talk about it!" Poseidon said with a dead face, "You light a cigarette for me first!" "No! There are too many people, if I am caught as a psychopath, you will really not be able to smoke in the future! ”
When Poseidon heard this, he really didn't say anything, and followed closely behind Wu Ill.