Chapter 17: Opening the Meridians
"Well, I have a copy of the "Elephant Fist" martial arts secrets here, which is left by our ancestors of the Elephant Clan, which can not only strengthen the body, but also fight against the enemy. Now I will open up the meridians for you, and then you will cultivate well after you go back. After speaking, he put a yellowed book in Zhao Chun's hand, and then asked him to wait in the medical room, and he was ready to open the meridians for him.
However, when everything was ready, Zhao Chun was waiting in the medical room wearing only a pair of underwear to open the meridians for him, but a phone call called the level away in a hurry, and he didn't even have time to explain.
Zhao Chun was about to get dressed, but Shui Yue walked in with a pack of silver needles and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhao, my grandfather can't open the meridians for you because of a temporary emergency." But don't worry, although I don't have grandpa's true biography, I have also learned his skills, in order not to delay your business, now I will open up the meridians for you!"
"Huh?" Zhao Chun was so surprised that his mouth couldn't close together, Shui Yue was so young, but the elephant doctor was broad and profound, could she really handle it? This opening up the meridians is no better than anything else, if you make a mistake, or even just if the strength is not well controlled, there will be a big problem.
Seeing Zhao Chun's suspicious gaze, Shui Yue hurriedly patted her plump chest and reassured: "You have put a hundred hearts, this girl's medical skills are better than the blue, and they will not be worse than my grandfather, she has been tested on small animals countless times, and she has also had an amazing record of hundreds of cases of acupuncture and guilt curing patients, what do you have to worry about? You should be happy that this girl is willing to open up the meridians for you!"
"Rely on ......" Zhao Chun, who has always been gentle and elegant, was rude for the first time, saying that the system was unreliable, but I didn't expect that there was this even more unreliable, and he actually used it on himself after only testing on small animals, so wouldn't he also become a guinea pig that was tested by others?
However, before Zhao Chun got up and left, with a "whoosh", a silver needle had been inserted into his Baihui acupoint, and his body suddenly stiffened, and then the acupuncture points on the second pulse of Rendu, such as the Renzhong acupoint and the dumb door acupoint, were all inserted by Shui Yue with silver needles, and Zhao Chun fainted very simply.
An hour later, Shui Yue was already tired and sweating profusely, but he was muttering in his mouth: "Impossible, I have obviously opened up his twelve meridians and the eight meridians of the strange meridians, including the second pulse of Ren Du? ”
However, as soon as she inserted the silver needle into it, Zhao Chun suddenly woke up and burst into laughter, and she couldn't stop laughing.
This time Shui Yue was even more depressed, and said to himself: "It's not the life gate acupoint, but the laughing acupoint, oh my God, this time it's over, not only did it not open up this guy's meridians, but it made his meridians damaged, and it was difficult for him to practice martial arts again, how to explain it to grandpa? This is just a technical mistake, not that the technique is not up to par, and if he dies, grandpa will definitely not let me touch this human meridian again in the future." ”
Hearing her words, although Zhao Chun was still laughing, he was so angry that he almost fainted again, daring to love this little witch is really stealing learning, her grandfather has never let her come into contact with it at all, let alone the difficulty of opening up the meridians, and she has only experimented with small animals, even if she uses acupuncture to cure diseases, it just happens to be able to cure simple diseases.
Shui Yue was a little scared, and pulled out all the silver needles on Zhao Chun's body three times and two times, in her opinion, although she was not very accurate in recognizing the acupoints, and she couldn't control the strength just right, but this kind of gently inserting the acupoints and then pulling them out should not have much impact on Zhao Chun, after all, when she tested on the small animal before, there was nothing wrong with the little animal, and it was still alive.
After Shui Yue left, although Zhao Chun stopped smiling, he felt very, very sleepy, and his eyelids were almost unable to open, and then he quickly fell asleep in a drowsy ......
I don't know how long it took, when Zhao Chun woke up leisurely, he found that he was full of silver needles. He was suddenly shocked in his heart, this girl's obsession with the test mouse is really strong enough, and she actually came to test it again, and my life is over!
However, he soon found out that it was different, it was not Shui Yue who was standing next to his bed, but the old man who was horizontal, only to see his face solemn, his ten fingers flew like flowers, and he could only see some afterimages, and the silver needles were inserted into Zhao Chun's acupoints one by one, these silver needles were not just inserted a little, more than an inch long almost all were inserted into it, only a little bit was left outside, but Zhao Chun did not feel the slightest pain, he only felt a warm heat flow all over his body, and then it was as comfortable as basking in the sun on the beach by the sea。
But the level quickly stopped, sighed heavily, shook his head and said: "Alas, this girl is really ignorant, she actually uses people for experiments, and the meridians of the human body are also comparable to those small animals?" The little brother's bones are Qingqi, which was originally a good material for practicing martial arts, as long as I open up the meridians, I can practice thousands of miles a day, but now, the little brother's meridians have almost been destroyed, although through my efforts, some have been repaired, but after all, it can't be opened, he can live like a normal person, it's good not to be disabled, don't think about practicing martial arts. ”
Shui Yue stood not far away with her head down, her eyes only daring to stare at her toes, a few drops of crystal liquid slipped down her cheeks, at this moment, she was like a child who had done something wrong, and she was severely criticized by the level, but unfortunately, the disaster had already broken through, even if it was useless to kill her.
Seeing that Zhao Chun had woken up, he said apologetically with his eyes in his eyes: "Little brother, I'm really sorry, Shui Yue has a stubborn temperament, she is young and ignorant, which led to such a big disaster." I know it's too late for me to say anything, and if I hadn't called me if my wife hadn't had an acute myocardial infarction, I wouldn't have left, and this wouldn't have happened. ”
After speaking, without waiting for Zhao Chun to say anything, he sighed and continued: "Since the disaster was caused by this little girl, then the responsibility will be borne by her." Her appearance is quite passable, and her hands and feet are quite smart, so let her stay by your side and take care of you in the future. It's a punishment for her recklessness. ”
"Ah......" Zhao Chun already wanted to speak, but he was so surprised by the words of the level again that he couldn't speak, originally Zhao Chun was very angry about Shui Yue using his body as a test and indiscriminately acupuncture, and he couldn't wait to teach her a lesson immediately, and when he said that his meridians had been destroyed and he could no longer practice martial arts, he was not only angry in his heart, but also a little hateful, which was simply ruining the future. However, despite his anger and even hatred, he didn't think about how to punish Shui Yue, and the level let Shui Yue come to his side to take care of him, and being his little girl made him a little dumbfounded.
Now having a Hanmei at home is enough for him to have a headache, if it weren't for living together for a long time, with a little relationship between master and servant, he would want Hanmei to go out and live on his own, not to mention the existence of a little witch like Shui Yue? If she is really brought back to be a maid ring, will this family still have a peaceful day? I'm afraid that it will either be made by her experiments, or it will be set there by her silver needles, and then all kinds of tests.
Thinking of her silver needle, Zhao Chun's heart was terrified, he now has a shadow on the silver needle, the area of the shadow is still infinite, this little girl's curiosity is too strong, who dares to guarantee that when she is curious, she will not give you a needle in the back? Zhao Chun is still young, and he wants to live a little longer......
"Shui Lao, let the past pass, this is also my life, I can't complain about others. As for Shui Yue, you just ask her to correct it in the future, I already have Hanmei, a girl, and I don't need others to take care of her. Zhao Chun hurriedly refused.
"Brother Zhao, I know it's wrong, please give me a chance to correct it, if you don't agree to accept me as a maid, my grandfather will take my life. Shui Yue didn't know when she had come to Zhao Chun's face, kneeling and begging.
Zhao Chun was a little dumbfounded, where in this world is there anyone who forces others to accept himself as a maid? And he doesn't believe that the level will be so ruthless to his granddaughter, it must be that Shuiyue, this girl, wants to test herself again, with the identity of a personal girl, she can stay by her side at all times.
"No need, I really don't need so many people to serve, I'm not actually a young master, I'm not used to the life of being served, the reason why I took in Hanmei is because she is homeless, and I don't treat her as a maid, she is just doing some housework in my house. ”
However, at this time, Han Mei also walked in and said, "Young Master, you just accept Sister Shuiyue! If she does something wrong, you can give her a chance, otherwise Grandpa Shui will really drive her away, I have also seen it these days, the Shui family's tutor is very strict, and it is a bit patriarchal, otherwise, Sister Shuiyue will not be able to learn the medical skills of the level grandfather." ”
"What do you know?" said with a gloomy face, "The Shui family's elephant medicine has been inherited for more than two hundred years, and it has always been passed on to men and not to women, how can I change the rules left by my ancestors casually? ”
Zhao Chun finally understood how old-fashioned this level was, although his medical skills were superb, but such an old-fashioned person was really difficult to get along with, no wonder Shui Yue wanted to secretly learn elephant medicine, and he couldn't wait to leave the Shui family, and he didn't even mind being a maid for himself.
"Okay, but I'm just a small clerk in Yinzhuang, with a low income, so I can only provide food and accommodation for Shui Yue, and she has to solve the rest by herself. Zhao Chun could only compromise with a wry smile in the end, he felt that he was really hurt......