137 La Prairie Caviar Pure Skin Serum
The sudden change in the game forced the real-world game company to hold an emergency meeting.
After the meeting, the president made a splash.
"Ridiculous!" The half-gray haired president was still confused, "This can't be!" I'm a computer student myself, and what you're talking about is ......."
"But it's already happening, Mr. Tube." The manager of the production team of professional wear stood at his desk, the lipstick on his lips mottled from the nervous biting of his lips, "I'm sorry we didn't dare to announce this before." We are afraid that the company's stock will plummet, and Mr. Tong ......"
"And how do you let me explain it to this old classmate now?" The president slapped the table, "I promised his daughter a wonderful, new life in our game world, and now you tell me that the artificial intelligence in that world is free?" ”
“…… In fact, the worst crisis is over, really. The production manager shuddered at the thought of the previous system crash, and said, "Judging from our test results, although the artificial intelligence is out of control, it has not brought any bad consequences." They just have personal feelings, just like us real-life people, and sometimes they don't act according to the set plot or calculations, but there are no personality twists and other situations that could endanger the player's safety. ”
The president listened to her without saying a word, his hands on his forehead, looking very tired.
After she finished speaking, he was quiet for a while before he said, "Then the beta ......"
"The open beta can be postponed a little bit, until we determine that there are no extraneous episodes in this plot......"
"But I've already sent out the invitation code!" The president slapped the table again, "All my relatives and friends, all the beauty bloggers on Weibo, big Vs, online writers, painters, and jokers...... After 10 days, you will be in the game! ”
“……”
The manager of the production team was wooden for a while, and petrified: "You are too fast......"
The president sighed.
"I still recommend postponing ...... Otherwise, they will most likely also see a magical scenario of the establishment of a new religion when they enter the game. The manager said helplessly.
“right,right.” The president sighed, "Let the PR department solve the postponement problem." What did you say you needed me for? ”
"Your signature is required to unblock a frozen NPC." The manager said, flipped through two pages from the folder and placed them on his desk. The president looked at it, frowned and hesitated: "Do you really want to do this?" ”
"We designed the game with the intention in mind, and we should do our best to make sure that the game moves in a natural direction." The manager looked at the president and asked, "I don't know if your concern is ......?"
The fountain pen in the president's hand opened the cap and closed it again: "My concern is that the plot you are facing at the moment is not a 'natural trend'. ”
It's artificially created by the player, otherwise where would the zombies in the game besiege the city?!
"But this fits our original definition of 'natural direction,' and every character in the game has embraced the premise of the story." The manager thought about the plot while explaining, and even couldn't help but show his approval, "They arranged it really well, and the logic is reasonable and ...... Thrilling! ”
"Smack."
"Okay, calm down, the table is going to crack." The manager breathed a sigh of relief, "In addition, you don't have to worry about the harm caused to the player's safety by unblocking this NPC, the NPC we chose for Si Yan at that time ranked second in perfection." ”
"Who?" The president frowned.
The manager's jaw is headed: "In terms of appearance, it is Leonardo DiCaprio, whose personality has captured the cuteness of twenty male stars from all walks of life who have been popular on Weibo in the past three years." ”
"......" The president was obviously stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help asking, "This is the second, who is the first?" ”
"The number one NPC is named Ann, and her appearance is taken from Audrey Hepburn."
"Ah???h The president's surprise was palpable.
The manager shrugged his shoulders: "This NPC is designed exactly to be 'perfect', but it hasn't been activated yet, and I don't think there's much chance of it being enabled - players probably don't want to have such a radiant NPC of the same gender around them." ”
Or, players don't mind that NPCs are more beautiful and better than themselves, but in the end, they may be obsessed with NPCs and can't extricate themselves, so there is nothing to do with the game plot.
"Okay, okay." The president shook his head and sighed as he turned on the pen again, "To be honest, when I decided to devote my life savings to studying VR, I thought something crazy might happen, but I didn't expect it to be crazy until yesterday. ”
He said as he pushed the signed document forward: "But since it's already so crazy, let's let it be." ”
"We were amazed too." The manager snorted, thought about it and changed the word, "Surprise." ”
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In the game world, the "worship of the main god Jack", which is progressing step by step because of the "Ten Catastrophes", is becoming more and more intense.
Things were even a little beyond Si Yan's expectations, and when they made this plan, they didn't expect that people could be pious in such a short period of time...... Or rather, madness to this point.
Take the palace as an example, the way of celebrating the New Year has changed from "good luck in the new year" and "all the best" to "may jack bless you" and "jack bless".
At the New Year's palace banquet, the emperor even raised his glass and said the words "May the Lord God Jack bless my dynasty", and Si Yan, who was standing beside the queen, had a complicated expression.
Qi Guanyi's feelings were also very complicated, so when everyone was toasting casually, he dragged Si Yan over: "Did you say we had a little too much?" ”
“…… It's okay. Si Yan pondered and said, "Anyway, it's for the sustenance of the soul, and whoever you worship is worship." The ideas we spread are all about asking ourselves to respect God, and we don't force others to do what they must do...... It is not an extremist religion to develop! ”
"That's not what I'm talking about." Qi Guanyi still looked serious, silent, looked at her and said, "I want to say, if this development continues, I'm afraid that what Jack will face when he comes back will be ......."
"......" Si Yan gasped and froze.
Qi Guanyi looked at her amusementously and unexpectedly: "You haven't thought about it? ”
Si Yan said sluggishly: "Yes, I didn't think about it!" ”
"Hahaha, then you didn't say it to me!" He gloated, laughed and turned away. Si Yan, who had just woken up from a dream, hurriedly rushed over to chase him, shouting around him: "No, you have to help me!" Otherwise, something is going to happen! Qi Guanyi...... Qi Guanyi, did you hear it! You can't laugh, you ignore me! ”
"Hmm." He took a sip of wine with a smile, and then looked at her sideways as the smile grew, "I'll live in the palace tonight, you ...... look"
"I'll wash up and lie on the bed and wait for you!" Si Yan jumped up and down and immediately agreed.
Qi Guanyi: "......"
I didn't expect her to agree so quickly, so fast that he didn't feel like he was taking advantage of ...... at all?
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That night, the hibiscus tent was warm. Si Yan's mood goes back and forth between "Ah, I died heroically to help Jack" and "I must take the initiative this time and sleep with him".
So after Qi Guanyi bathed and changed clothes, he was caught by someone as soon as he opened the bed tent, and he hugged her with a smile: "So active? ”
"A must!" Si Yan raised her eyebrows, grabbed his neck and fell down hard, pulling him to the bed with a bit of "I'm using force".
Qi Guanyi sneered and tried to pull the tie of her middle shirt, but she held down his hand and turned over sharply to force him to the bottom.
"What for?" He frowned and smiled, and Si Yan told him calmly while untying his clothes: "You took the initiative last time, and this time it's my turn." ”
She adjusted her mood as she spoke, and secretly said that it was not bad, and so far it was under her control.
Then she unbuttoned his mid-coat in two or two and flicked the hem to the sides...... Last time, her chest, which disturbed her at a loss, crashed into sight again!
"......" Si Yan swallowed her saliva to calm her mind, and kissed him when she held him down.
She is indeed very active, and this initiative is not all deliberate, Qi Guanyi can feel her anxiety and eagerness between her lips and teeth. This made him want to laugh inexplicably, hugged her and turned her over, and lay her on the bed in a more convenient position.
Then he wanted to untie her clothes again, and Si Yan was stiff in the mess: "No!" I'll do it myself! ”
"Ahh
…… Why did she suddenly feel that she was lacking in confidence?
Si Yan sighed and felt a chill on his legs, followed by a heat in his oppression.
Then the quilt comes up and it's hotter.
"Qi Guanyi! I'm not happy about you like this! Si Yan protested loudly, and her hands wrapped around him spinelessly.
He chuckled and let out an "um".
"Qi Guanyi, I'm going to go up...... Do you understand the fun! Si Yan panted and objected, his waist gradually became weaker, and his legs had to hook him.
He kissed her and muttered "for a moment".
"Qi Guanyi...... Ahhh Si Yan wanted to cry without tears, and felt a piece from the waist down*.
This time he didn't respond at all, as if he was pretending not to hear ......?
So she admitted defeat, silently remembered a "big score of 2:0" in her heart, and then thought sadly and angrily about whether it was possible for her to win back a game.
So when the system prompt of "Dididi, your personal NPC has entered the recovery program" sounded, Si Yan was concentrating on "wrestling" with him.
When "Dididi, your personal NPC has been revived and is being activated" came to his ears, Si Yan was ashamed and wanted to say to him, "Do it again!" ”。
When "Dididi, your personal exclusive NPC has been successfully launched, please click 'OK' to summon it, or click 'Next time' to collapse the panel" pops up, Si Yan, who was tossed by "Do it again" and regretted not being at the beginning, angrily slammed his fist on his back!
The fist swept over "OK", and the very responsive panel immediately accepted the message.
…… Wait a minute?!
Si Yan's mind flashed, as if she had suddenly reacted to something.
"Ahh She pushed Qi Guanyi suddenly, and Qi Guanyi, who had just finished "do it again", was relieved and turned over with her.
Then he relieved himself for a while, smiled a little sleepily and asked her, "What's wrong?" ”
"......" Si Yan's neck stiffened and turned her head to look out of the tent, refusing to admit it but not unexpectedly...... I saw a silhouette cast by candlelight.
Qi Guanyi was also stunned: "This is ......"
"Ahem." The silhouette coughed, "sorry forthat, but......"
"......" Si Yan is really going to cry this time.
In recent days, she has made up countless scenes of reunion with Jack, or sad or joyful situations, each of which is full of excited emotions, making her blood boil again and again in the process of brain supplementation.
But she never expected that the actual situation would be ......
When she and Qi Guanyi were "boiling...... He's back?
She's still excited about it, but she's ...... She can't express it!!
In the bed tent, Si Yan looked at Qi Guanyi blankly, and Qi Guanyi also looked back at her sluggishly: "How crazy is your world?" ”
"No...... It was an accident! Si Yan wanted to hit her head to death.
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After a while, the three of them sat down at the table in full clothes, glancing at each other from time to time, and there was a line of embarrassment written under their eyes.
"Ahem." Qi Guanyi cleared her throat, "Let's talk again tomorrow, Si Yan is a girl's family, and this kind of thing ......"
She's definitely embarrassed.
"It's okay, I want to open some." Jack looked at her and shook her hand gently, "I can read all your previous 'relationships' at any time." ”
Qi Guanyi: "......"
Si Yan: "............"
You are so comforting???
Does it feel worse???
Si Yan's embarrassment was vented countless times, and her excitement could not be expressed, and her mood was as complicated as a handful of twisted flowers.
So after Jack looked at her carefully, he agreed with Qi Guanyi's idea: "Okay, we'll talk about it tomorrow." ”
"Hmm." Qi Guanyi nodded and called the eunuch in, "Help this ...... Lord God, arrange a place to stay. ”
Eunuch: Σ(°△°|||) ︴
jack:???
Then he said that he didn't have to "arrange a place to live", he could return to Si Yan's panel, but was politely rejected by Qi Guanyi and Si Yan.
- It didn't matter before or after, but it was just broken today...... Sexual affairs, he made them somewhat have the illusion that the three of them are still in the same room in the panel, this illusion is too bad.
However, the next morning, Si Yan was woken up in a series of "drip-drip-drip" sounds!
When she opened her eyes, she saw a light blue panel in front of her that was swiped by the chat history of alternating Chinese and English, and there was a [jack] in front of each sentence, which startled her.
She raised her hand and slid the panel to take a closer look, and after just looking at the two lines, she could see that Jack was now in a state of collapse.
jack:hatthef**k!!! Ayan, are you awake??? Ayan ???
Jack: Ayan, wake up!! You help me!!
Jack: What's going on!! May I ask if anything strange happened during my absence???
Jack: What's going on with the crowd around my door??? Are they going to drag me out and sacrifice me??? This is a map of the Imperial Palace, isn't it???
Damn?!
Si Yan suddenly had a guess about the situation on his side, and reached out to pat Qi Guanyi and call him up.
She explained the situation succinctly, and the two of them gasped and quickly changed their clothes together, and then went straight to Jack's side.
Sure enough, the situation on Jack's side got out of hand.
The door of his room was closed, but there had to be a ...... in front of the door Two or three hundred? There are palace maids, eunuchs and even concubines, kowtowing and praying in unison.
Among them, there is also a ...... of incense?
Is there a fruit bowl in front of Jack's door......?
Hey, wait? Why did you still come with a roasted whole lamb?
Si Yan sent a message to Jack in a dumbfounded eye: Can you go back to the panel directly?
Jack's reply is heartbreaking: can't !! I'll go back sooner if I can!! Can you tell me what's going on!!
Si Yan hurriedly comforted him and told him not to panic, these are all your believers.
Jack: Believers?!?!?!
Si Yan's head was big, and she dragged the official ceremony: "You are the prince of the dynasty, can you control the situation?" ”
"......" Qi Guanyi didn't bring anyone with him, so he had to step forward and try it himself, "Don't make trouble, retreat!" ”
And no one listened to him.
A small wind swept the willow leaves across his bleak back.
It's a mess!
Si Yan had one head and two big, and opened it to see if there was any equipment that could be used.
! She needs □□ or something like anti-wolf spray to solve the problem, right? Cosmetics and skin care products are waste in this kind of problem! It's useless to be limited!
Ay......?
Limited......?
When Qi Guanyi was about to call the guards to come over to help, he was tapped on his shoulder from behind.
"Read these words, louder, a little imposing." Si Yan handed him a piece of paper.
Qi Guanyi looked at the paper and then at her suspiciously, cleared his throat, and read aloud in a low tone according to his words: "The main god Jack deeply feels the piety of the world, and gives ......"
“laprairie。” Si Yan pointed out from the side.
Qi Guanyi wittily skipped the word and continued: "Three bottles of caviar essence pure skin essence deeply nourishes the skin and improves cell vitality. Brightens and evens skin tone, reduces pigmentation ......"
As he spoke, the crowd gradually quieted down, and many palace maids and concubines looked at him with shining eyes.
And Si Yan finished writing the next one in time and stuffed it to him, so that he could continue to read it.
Qi Guanyi: "The first three who rush to the north gate of the palace will receive this blessing." Those who leave this place at once, no longer disturb the Lord God, and keep their mouths shut about his coming into the world, will receive the La Roche-Posay Acne Cleansing Serum from the Lord God - the one who has been opened! Even better! You deserve it! ”
As he read it, he wondered what it was all about. When the words fell, I was amazed at the miraculous effect of this passage!
——The crowd of people who were kneeling in front of them all rushed to the palace gate to the north, and disappeared like a swarm, leaving only a trace of dust and smoke left behind by the crowd rushing away.
"Whew......" Si Yan dusted her hands and breathed a sigh of relief, silently praising her wit!
In fact, she is just a dead horse and a live horse to try casually, betting that the girls who care about the skin will be attracted when they hear the words "whitening and brightening" and "clearing acne and skin", and even if they don't care about this, they must believe in the "main god jack" when they can kneel here, and the phrase "who has opened the light" should be able to attract them.
After they were far enough away, the two walked up and knocked on the door, and Si Yan said, "Open the door, it's okay, it's me." ”
The door opened, and the familiar handsome face appeared in front of her. She didn't bother to look at it in extreme embarrassment last night, but now she was suddenly moved to tears by this face.
“jack!” Si Yan pounced, he fell back half a step and hurriedly stood firm, stunned for a while before finally coming back to his senses and hugging her with his backhand.
He seemed to really feel that he had "returned" in her sobs, and he was stunned for a moment before laughing: "Don't cry." ”
“jack!” Si Yan hung on him, and suddenly expressed all the excitement that began to surge last night, as if she was afraid that he would disappear again, and called him vigorously, "Jack! jack,jack! ”
"It's me, I'm here." He put his arm around her and smiled, exhaling slowly, and telling her steadily, "I'm back." 166 Reading Network