136 DECORTÉ Delicate Eye Cream
Since that palace banquet, the normal life in the palace and the various deployments outside the palace have been carried out at the same time.
Si Yan is naturally very concerned about the progress outside, after all, this is directly related to whether she can get Jack back, she cares more about Jack than Tong Rui. But no matter how much she cares, it's useless, she can't go out of the palace frequently, all she can do is occasionally meet with Tong Rui and them to listen to the situation, and the rest of the time is not good to focus on life in the palace.
So she had to find something meaningful for herself, such as currying favor with the queen's ......!
In fact, Si Yan had already discovered that this queen's cool setting was a tsundere. At the beginning, the queen really hated her, otherwise she wouldn't have said that she would be given to the Fifth Highness as the princess. But later, in retrospect, it should have been not long after Qi Guanyi made it clear that she liked her, and the queen began to accept her little by little.
But this process of acceptance is obviously not obvious - the queen's arrogance is reflected here, no matter how much her opinion of Si Yan has changed in this process, on the surface it is still a look of "I dislike you so much", "how can my son like you", "I really hope you will evaporate from the world".
In Si Yan's opinion, the queen is a ...... Unique to die to save face? In fact, since the three sisters were involved in the poisoning incident, the queen's concern for her has been quite obvious, but after the incident passed, she was stunned to hold on to the look of "I hate you so much", "How can my son like you", "I really hope you will evaporate from the world".
It is not so much to please Si Yan that it is not so much to please as to design a step for the queen to hand her down, so that she can comfortably accept the change from hostility to harmony with her.
After grasping the psychology of the queen, Si Yan adjusted her mood and began the process of "nodding her head and pretending to be her grandson"!
Of course, this matter still has to start from her strengths, and the general direction of her thinking is still whether she can paint beautiful makeup for the queen, pick her favorite cosmetics and so on.
On the first day, Si Yan presented the queen with her very easy to use and really good sales in real life Mac six-color contouring palette.
The queen glanced at it lightly: "Are you sarcastic about the big face of this palace?" ”
Si Yan: Σ(°△°|||) ︴
The next day, after thinking carefully, Si Yan presented a plate of smash hit su□□u cherry blossoms, and accompanied by very flattering lines: "Queen Mother, you are dignified and elegant, this color matches your temperament!" ”
The queen looked at the eyeshadow, her expression was still faint, but she seemed to think seriously about something.
Huh, she likes it?
Si Yan waited tremblingly, secretly preparing to roll up her sleeves to help the queen put on eye makeup, and then heard the queen sigh long: "Alas......"
Si Yan: "......?" ”
The queen's faint gaze turned to her, and she snorted lightly: "Ah Yan." ”
Si Yan trembled x2: "The Emperor...... The Queen? ”
The queen's hand "snapped" on the box of eyeshadow: "Back then, when the Min family saw His Majesty for the first time, he used the eye makeup of this painting and was favored in one fell swoop, what do you mean?" ”
Si Yan: Σ(°△°|||) _How the hell did I know that......
On the third day, Si Yan didn't dare to send cosmetics to the queen casually.
This thing is pleasing to most women, but it seems to be ...... It also seems easy to find fault with people?
"Hey, I'm convinced, how can I send a contouring plate just to dislike the big face? Girls with small faces need to be contoured too! Si Yan complained to him angrily when Qi Guanyi entered the palace, "If I give her a lipstick, will she say, 'Are you sarcastic about the lack of blood on your mouth in this palace?'" Send blush, you can say, 'Do you think I'm pale'? Send setting powder, hey, I must be worse if I go...... 'Do you dislike the big oil field on the face of Hongu'? ”
She pinched her nose and learned to paint a picture, and Qi Guanyi, who was listening to her complaining next to her, laughed badly: "Hahahaha......"
"You're still laughing!" Si Yan stretched out her foot and stepped on his boots, "Are you happy to see that I don't get along well with your own mother?" Help me figure it out! ”
"Actually, you don't have to please her like this." Qi Guanyi held back her laughter, "You yourself know that she either really hates you, or she has to fight for such a breath, so she just has a good time and won't do anything to you." ”
"I know......" Si Yan pursed her lips, staring at him aggrievedly while planting herself in his arms, "I just want to get along with her." You see, I don't have a real relative in this world, my mother and sister only met after entering the world, and their feelings are limited. Right now, you are the most important, I want to get along with your mother, and I also want to have a sense of belonging to 'home'. ”
…… So pathetic?
Qi Guanyi knew that she was seven points true and three points coquettish, but it was probably because she was alone most of the time and did not rely on people, whether it was sincere helplessness or intentional coquettishness, he was completely defenseless.
"Don't be sad, you listen to me." He hugged her and kissed her on the forehead, "If you care so much about this matter, let's take our time together." Well...... I don't understand these things about you, but when it comes to it, do you all care about wrinkles? ”
"Of course!" Si Yan raised her head and looked at him, "This is the most annoying, and once it grows, it can't get rid of it, it's annoying!" ”
“…… Can't get rid of it?! Qi Guanyi was suddenly embarrassed.
Si Yan's sluggish face: "Yes...... Theoretically, once dry lines and fine lines of crow's feet appear, you can only try your best to slow down the development and try to make it fade, and it is impossible to completely eliminate it...... What do you want to say? ”
Qi Guanyi wanted to say, so I dug a trap for myself, right?!
Then he held his forehead and said, "I originally wanted to say that day I heard the queen mother sigh and there was another wrinkle under her eyes, and I wanted you to try if you could start from here......"
Si Yan immediately said firmly: "I can!" ”
Qi Guanyi: "......"
At the same time, the plans outside the palace are proceeding in an orderly manner.
Tong Rui and Wei Xuan teamed up to hype up the "Ten Disasters Theory", and it was a coincidence that there was a flood in the south during the hype, and it was immediately considered by the people to confirm the legend when it reached the capital.
Then they struck while the iron was hot and put the catastrophe of "zombie siege" on the agenda.
At the beginning of the matter, a place called Wangjia Village, twenty miles north of the capital, was taken by zombies overnight!
The only survivor who fled into the capital had this to say: "Okay, a lot of zombies, all covered in blue and purple, like a person who has just died is rotting." His face was pale but his eyes were bloodshot, and he was ...... When you see someone, you bite it! One bite goes down, and it's full of blood! The bitten person will fall into the place and twitch, twitch for a while "wow" and spit out a mouthful of black blood, then spit at the mouth, and when he gets up again, it will be the same as the zombie that bites it! ”
There are many more detailed statements, such as: "Zombies have a lot of strength, they don't seem to be tired, they can chase more than ten miles when they chase a person, people can't run anymore when they are panting, and they can still fly up and gnaw, it's really terrible!" ”
Another example: "And some zombies will also ambush!" A Wang aunt next door to me...... Oh, there are more than fifty Wang aunts in our village, and she is one of them. She just ran all the way to the field, thinking that it should be fine, I don't know where to hit a zombie and gnaw her, hey, there was no movement at all before, obviously hiding well and waiting for someone to go over! ”
A group of melon-eating people in the capital imagined the scene in the description, and they all felt creepy, and no one even thought to ask the short man in front of him, how did he escape?
After the crowd dispersed, the survivor made a few turns and entered a small inn.
"How's that!" Tong Rui stepped forward and asked urgently.
The dry little spinning top first walked to the table and poured a cup of tea, and then waved his hand: "Don't worry, believe it, everything goes well!" ”
"Whew......" Tong Rui breathed a sigh of relief.
Where are there any zombies in the world? Even if there is one in the real world, there is no such setting in this game world.
The so-called "zombie siege" was, of course, arranged by them. They did not lack people or money, so they rented Wangjia Village for a few thousand taels of silver, and let the villagers live outside for a while, and the place was up to them.
It felt like renting a movie theater where their men put on a show.
After the news spread to the capital, the drama in Wangjia Village continued. It was not a trivial matter that such an incident caused panic among the people, and on the second day the government sent people to surround the entire village.
They fired arrows to try to shoot the zombies, but to no avail, these zombies who looked extremely uncoordinated when they walked up were like iron, and the arrows fell to the ground as soon as they rang on the ground.
- This is due to Si Yan, when Wei Xuan proposed the government's encirclement and said that the most likely use of bows and arrows was used, Si Yan came up with the idea of asking Tong Rui to use eyeshadow to spell "body armor".
- She said that the speed of feather arrows should be much slower than that of bullets in modern society, and that choosing a thicker eyeshadow should be able to block it?
- So Tong Rui stayed up all night refining a room full of Tomford's four-color eyeshadows, and then asked everyone to stay up all night to put together the equipment, and then she thought that these things hadn't emitted the light and heat they should have (...... It's about to be pierced by an arrow, and the heart is broken before the eyeshadow.
The plan to shoot and kill failed, and the officers and men did not dare to approach for a while, for fear that they would be bitten, and the two sides were in a stalemate for a while.
At this moment, a beautiful man dressed in white who seemed to be covered with holy light fell from the sky!
"To the left, to the left!" Yunli fell down in a handsome manner, and at the same time pressed the sound to the person in charge of the rope to instruct.
The rope was hung between the two small buildings, and most of the places were shaded by trees, and the places that could not be covered by trees stood from the perspective of officers and soldiers, which almost happened to be blind spots.
When he fell to his knees on one knee, a group of zombies immediately pounced with their teeth and claws!
Yunli stood up without fear, he was unarmed, but he didn't have any intention of dodging, until the zombies approached, he pointed to the sky with two fingers, and shouted: "!"
"Good, good!" Tong Rui secretly applauded his fairly accurate pronunciation in the dark.
In front of Yun Li, dozens of zombies fell to the ground.
In the distance, a group of officers and soldiers were dumbfounded.
Yunli raised his head in a dashing manner, his feet touched the ground, and jumped into the air again.
Seeing that he seemed to be about to leave, someone among the officers and soldiers hurriedly called out to him: "Your Excellency, stay!" ”
I saw the man in white frozen in mid-air, looking at him with an extremely indifferent look: "What's the matter?" ”
"Pavilion Pavilion...... Where is Your Excellency sacred? The officers and soldiers were still immersed in the shock of Fang Cai, and their tongues were knotted.
The man, who was hanging in the air, obviously with divine powers, raised his jaw slightly: "I am the messenger of the main god Jack, Tom." ”
Officers and soldiers: "Hot ...... Hot acres? ”
Yunli: "I was ordered by the Lord God Jack to save the world with my companion Jerry. However, Jerry has unfortunately died in the process of saving the world, and my divine power has also been greatly damaged, so I can only barely save for now, and I will not survive for long......"
He sighed heavily, with endless regret.
The officer and soldier immediately said, "Scalding acres...... Don't sigh! Is there any other way? We'll do our best! At your disposal! ”
"Well......" "The Great God of Hot Acres" pondered, and a vague smile hung on the corner of his mouth, "It's not that there is no way, but it requires all of us to work together." ”
The officers and soldiers looked happy: "Why are they all united?" ”
"The Great God" said: "It is necessary for the people to pray together for Jack to return to the world—the mantra that I have just recited, each of us must recite a hundred times a day; Pray before eating and going to bed, pronounce the name Jack out loud, and sincerely ask him to come back and save the world. ”
The officers and soldiers immediately nodded like pounded garlic: "Okay, good!" Let's go to the capital to spread the word! We build a temple to worship him! ”
In the palace, after Si Yan seriously recalled the high-end and high-grade eye products and selected three or five samples to be presented to the Changqiu Palace, the process of "pleasing her mother-in-law" finally went smoothly.
The most popular thing for the queen is Decorté's delicate eye cream.
This eye cream is extremely moisturizing, spreadable and easily absorbed. As a thicker eye cream, it's surprisingly non-sticky and comfortable to use.
When Si Yan tried it on the queen for the first time, she deliberately applied more, and the next day the queen praised the dry lines and fine lines under her eyes, and asked her to help apply them every day.
After four days like this, when Si Yan gently applied the eye cream to the queen, the queen suddenly said quietly: "Hey, have you heard about Your Majesty's decree to worship the main god Jack?" ”
Mom, this is called the second ...... of the Fa Zhen
Si Yan laughed wildly in her heart, and replied softly on the surface: "I heard about it." ”
The queen pondered again: "You said that this main god jack...... Is it male or female? ”
Si Yan: "......"
Then she pretended to be stupid and said, "This...... God is higher than human beings, so he may not be able to distinguish between men and women, right? Maybe people want to be men and women? ”
"Well, that makes sense." The queen nodded, "In this way, you will also prepare a copy of these things you picked for me." What if any of them would make the god happy? Let's do our part. ”
Si Yan: "......"
She especially wanted to say, no, no, no, you are thinking too much. This great immortal is beautiful and beautiful, and he has fascinated thousands of girls without these......
But of course, she obediently went to prepare the "tribute".
At the same time, Jingli's "prayer" has developed into a □□ under the routine of Tong Rui and Wei Xuan.
Every day at noon, residents pour into the streets, shouting in unison: "Jack! jack! jack! jack! ”
- I know that I am summoning the gods, but I don't know that I think they have just changed a president who displeased everyone, and they are □□ a demonstration to demand a replacement.
Tong Rui and Wei Xuan were standing on the third floor of a restaurant looking at the scene under the window, and were satisfied with the development, when she suddenly heard the system prompt sound ticking out.
"You have obtained the ultimate equipment [Human Heart]."
Tong Rui was stunned, and saw beautiful purple bubbles emerging from the crowd below, each of which had the words "People's Heart" [People's Heart] [People's Heart].
"me" Tong Rui held his forehead. I just feel that at this time, "slot" can't express my feelings, and I must use the word "I|"!
Co-authoring is such a "human heart"?! The "human heart" that "the hearts of the people" is "desired"?!
She always thought it was the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, and she almost stabbed Qi Guanxiu to death!
Now that I think about it, it is indeed this [human heart] that is more in line with the small fresh setting of the beauty game. However, when other internal organs can really be used as raw materials, who would have thought that the human heart refers to this!!
Is it really a special god [human heart]......
Tong Rui gritted her teeth with tears and laughter, stretched out her hand and swiped the [human heart], pondering to wait to see what the hell it could do.
At the same time, in a building in the real world, the alarm bell sounded in the room with the words "Duty Room": "Attention, data anomaly alert!" Attention, data anomaly alerts! Attention, data anomaly alerts! ”
The programmers on duty immediately rushed to the computer, opened the monitoring summary, and saw that their eyes were full of the same word, and the number of times was so many that it made people dizzy.
“jack?” Several people looked at each other, all confused, "What's going on?" ”
"I don't know...... the first person who rushed to the computer held the mouse and thought about it, "Let's see the results of the automatic calculation first, what do you suggest?" ”
As he spoke, he clicked on the program dedicated to analyzing the plot, and calculated that the most reasonable next development direction was: "Throw Jack back into the game world and solve the large-scale panic." ”
"What the hell ?!?!" Several people continued to look at each other. 166 Reading Network