Chapter 36 Can't be provoked, can hide
Although Chunguang has not reached the realm of infinitely good, and there are still great shortcomings, Lu Yun and Xiaofang are still relatively happy, after all, this is the most extravagant night they have spent since they fell in love. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Isn't it said that the old saying goes, those who are content are always happy. Anyway, Ma Yi is just physically taboo, and it is not because of congenital deficiencies that cause his muscles to relax; And the taboo, as long as Ma Yiken works hard, it will be lifted long ago.
There is no doubt that Ma Yi is a very hardworking person, he is constantly improving, and it is only a matter of time before they enjoy the joy of fish ~ water.
The next day, the sisters got up early in the morning, full of energy, pretty ~ eyes ~ spring. After breakfast, Ma Yi went back to the new star company with them. Yang Xiaohai and they slept all night last night, and they should have woken up by now. Although there is a record of developing people's potential with acupuncture in the "Wufu True Scripture", Ma Yi is still very curious and looking forward to it, and Lu Yun and Xiao Fang are even more impatient than Ma Yi. Because it's so unscientific that anyone can be curious about it and eager to know the final result.
"Ma Yi, you say, can your acupuncture be successful?"
"Ma Yi, are you sure that it will not cause harm to their physical health?"
"Say, 'What is wrong with them?'
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When they were eating breakfast, Xiao Fang and Lu Yun began to ask non-stop, but Ma Yi had no choice but to answer patiently all the time, asking them to rest assured. After eating breakfast and walking on the road, they kept asking the same questions, so that Ma Yi finally understood the nagging of gods and horses to call women. He is one of the most afraid of verbose people, and he is suddenly one head and two big. Lu Yun's eyes were sharp, and she saw the impatience on Ma Yi's face at a glance, but she who had just received the grace of rain and dew last night did not get angry immediately, but had a resentful face, "Ma Yi, do you think that our women are very verbose and make you feel uncomfortable?" ”
Ma Yi hurriedly put away his emotions and said with a smile: "How can you do nothing?" Am I so impatient? ”
Lu Yun didn't speak, reached out to hold Ma Yi's arm, and rested his head on his shoulder, looking like a little bird.
Xiao Fang, who was in charge of driving, couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "In front of the public, can you two be more shameless?" ”
Lu Yun immediately retorted, "Am I shameless? Who was the loudest last night? Ma Yi hasn't done any real kung fu yet, if the taboo on his body is lifted, I don't dare to imagine what you can be shameless!" Xiao Fang was suddenly pretty~ his face turned crimson, and he gritted his teeth, "Lu Yun, your skin is even thicker than Mi Lili's skin!" Can you say all these things? ”
"Cut, you can make it, I don't dare to say it yet?" Lu Yun was not to be outdone.
Xiao Fang suddenly became annoyed and angry, and stepped on the brake, "If you say it again, you will get out of the car immediately!" ”
Looking at Xiao Fang's face, which was already so red that he couldn't be more red because of his shyness and anger, Lu Yun suddenly said generously: "Okay, you know you're jealous, I'll give you back your little brother, and I'll drive." With that, he let go of Ma Yi, opened the door and got out of the car. Xiao Fang didn't react for a while, Lu Yun had already walked to the front of the car and urged Xiao Fang: "Go quickly, otherwise don't say I'm bullying you." ”
At this time, Xiao Fang reacted, but her stubborn temper also came up, she didn't lead Lu Yun's love, "I don't want to go, what a drop, I will go if you say go, who is my sister?" ”
Lu Yun smiled angrily, "Oh, Xiao Fang, whose sister are you?" Spicy brother, you dare to call me a sister in front of me? It's not big or small, it's against you? Come down, if you don't come down, my sister will pull you down even if she pulls it hard! Lu Yun was about to make a move as he spoke, Xiao Fang raised his hand and slapped the steering wheel violently, provocatively: "You try it?" ”
"Spicy brother, Xiao Fang, are you really the opposite? How dare you argue with me? Lu Yun gritted his teeth, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to pull Xiaofang out of the car. Xiao Fang was unwilling to obey, so the two of them got in the car and got off the car, pulling away.
Ma Yi sat in the car, watching the two women in front of him, first fighting for himself, and then pushing and conceding, the most hateful thing is that from beginning to end, they not only consulted the personal wishes of the parties, but also ignored the existence and inner feelings of the parties. As the old saying goes, a lover is a man's gentle township, a wife is a man's human rights tomb, and a man who marries a wife really has human rights!
However, he is obviously not married yet? Will Mao's day come early? He wanted to say sincerely: The two of you are sisters, even if they are not animals, let's not push them around like this, how hurtful it is! But he didn't dare, because they were now on the bar, and if he suddenly inserted another bar, it would be easy to divert the conflict, or add fuel to the fire, which would not do him any good, and it was very likely that he would be burned.
Okay, woman, brother can't afford to mess with you, can't you hide?
Ma Yi struggled for a long time, and finally decided to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, so as not to be injured by the tiger.
Lu Yun and Xiao Fang were still pulling and pulling, not letting each other go, seeing that it was endless, suddenly a siren sounded, and a white traffic policeman's motorcycle came from a distance and stopped next to them, but the traffic police did not get out of the car, he put his feet on the ground and took off his sunglasses, "What are you doing?" You can't park here, hurry up, or you'll be copied! ”
The two girls finally stopped, Lu Yun sneered at the traffic police, and nodded his head, "Good morning, handsome officer!" Let's go right away! With that, he let go of his hand and went back to the car.
Xiao Fang also waved to the traffic police, and then drove away.
"The traffic police are now humanized!" In order to resolve the contradiction between Lu Yun and the Xiaofang sisters, Ma Yi ignored the fact that he was pushed around by them as some kind of object just now, and he had nothing to say.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yun scoffed, "Shenma is humanized? People are looking at the two of us beautifully, and I'm embarrassed to find trouble, right, Xiaofang? ”
Lu Yun's narcissism infected Xiao Fang, "That's right. Just with the appearance of the two of us, it is already a great gift to give him the opportunity to talk to us, and he still copies the cards? Does he dare? ”
"Sister, I smiled at him just now, he has taken a big advantage, sister dares to guarantee that he has lived for such a long time, and he has never smiled so sweetly at such a beautiful drifting mm!" Lu Yun took narcissism to the extreme, as if he was Wang Zhaojun reborn.
"I just waved at him, and I heard the crisp of his bones! Today, he's worth it! Xiao Fang's narcissism is simply beyond the extreme, as if he is the reincarnation of Xi Shi.
Ma Yi looked depressedly at Lu Yun and Xiaofang, who were still pulling and arguing just now, and now they are singing and harmonizing, and the sisters are showing their behaving Lu Yun and Xiaofang, he can only say to himself, the world of women, men can't understand it! Lu Yun and Xiao Fang seemed to have suddenly found a topic, and the two of them once again ignored Ma Yi's existence, chattering non-stop along the way, and carrying all kinds of laughter, laughing, chuckling, sneering, and laughing......
"Hey, Ma Yi, are you in a hurry to urinate?"
Lu Yun, who was still laughing excessively just now, suddenly asked Ma Yi, Ma Yi was caught off guard, and let out an "ah".
"Look at the look on your face, it looks like you're in a hurry to urinate!" Lu Yun said seriously, Ma Yi was instantly embarrassed, and hurriedly waved his hand, "No, nothing." ”
"And what did you just do?" Lu Yun broke the sand pot and asked the end, and Ma Yi's head was big again, because he could always truthfully say that he was troubled by them, right? No matter how low his emotional intelligence is, he can understand what kind of consequences he will bring if he says this. He was struggling with how to answer, and Xiao Fang asked him, "Brother Xiaoma, do you have a toothache?" ”
"A little bit, a little bit ......" Ma Yi hurriedly made mistakes to hide the real troubles in his heart.
"Do you want to see a doctor?"
Lu Yun looked concerned.
"No, no, it doesn't hurt anymore." Ma Yi excused himself.
"Did you catch a cold last night?" Xiao Fang turned his head and glanced at Ma Yi, speaking of last night, Lu Yun was the first to blush, Xiao Fang seemed to remember last night's spring, and his face turned red instantly, so the two of them stopped talking very silently, Xiao Fang drove seriously, and Lu Yun quietly looked ahead. Ma Yiergen finally calmed down, and his heart was greatly relieved.
Soon, when they arrived at the company, they did not go to the office first, but went straight to the company dormitory. When they pushed the door in, they were startled by the tragic scene in the dormitory living room, and they almost thought that they had been robbed and raided by gangsters! The furnishings in the living room, vases, coffee tables, sofas, air conditioners, refrigerators, ...... and other things, all of which were smashed to pieces and scattered all over the ground, and the ground was a mess.
Yang Xiaohai, Chu Dong, Guan Liang, and Bao Quan looked at their incomparably brilliant results with excitement, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, they saw Ma Yi enter the door, and they wanted to open their hands to carnival, but Lu Yun suddenly struck a lion's roar and completely suppressed them:
"What are you doing? Hit ~ smash and rob? ”
Yang Xiaohai and the four of them suddenly fell from the peak of the carnival and looked at each other. They took another look at the wolf, and suddenly realized that they did seem to have gone a little too far, so in the face of Sister Yun's thunderous anger, they were speechless for a while, and they didn't know how to explain.
"Yang Xiaohai, tell me, what do you want to do?" Although Xiao Fang has a relatively gentle personality, he couldn't help but be angry when he saw them so loser.
"That...... Well, it could be like this, didn't I give them their potential last night? Potential, is something that we need to artificially control, because their potential has just been stimulated, they can't control, so they can't help but engage in some activities, release energy, fortunately they didn't go out, otherwise, in case of hurting people, it will be troublesome. Ma Yi explained, his face a little embarrassed.
"Yes, when we wake up, we feel like we have something to vent, and if we don't move, we feel uncomfortable." Yang Xiaohai seemed to have an understanding.
"Then why didn't you say it earlier? You said, let's do some preventive measures! Lu Yun immediately turned the spearhead and aimed at Ma Yi.
"Forgot, forgot." Ma Yi was embarrassed.
Xiao Fang couldn't bear to be reprimanded by Lu Yun in front of Yang Xiaohai and them, so he hurriedly rounded the field, "Okay, everyone don't say a few words, isn't it all fine." Everything here is from the company, Yang Xiaohai, and you must compensate according to the price as a punishment! ”