Chapter 37 Playing the Piano to the Ox

Yang Xiaohai gladly accepted Xiao Fang's punishment, Lu Yun's anger also disappeared, and Xiao Yi pulled her up, "Lu Yun, let's go, just leave it to Ma Yi here." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lu Yun and Xiao Fang left, and the originally depressing atmosphere in the living room instantly became active. Yang Xiaohai suddenly hugged Ma Yi, "Brother Xiaoma, I love you to death!" Momoda. ”

Ma Yi suddenly had goosebumps all over his body, and he struggled to push Yang Xiaohai away, "Special drop, you are a, but Lao Tzu is not, don't hug and hug between men, it's not disgusting!"

"Brother Pony, how do you know that Yoko is Ji?" Guan Liang looked very serious and curious, Ma Yi couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, Could it be that Yangzi is really the base? He wanted to believe it or not, but looking at Guan Liang's expression, it was really possible! If Yoko is really a base, then what he did just now was indeed a bit excessive, huh? Guy, too, people. Since we are human beings, we should enjoy human rights, and we should have the right to choose their personal feelings and gender orientation, and we can not support them, but we cannot despise them, right?

So, he immediately said, "Well, that...... Yangziha, what about me, although my thinking is more traditional, but I am definitely not the kind of person with a tendon, for every choice of everyone, I still respect the drop, so, just now I absolutely did not dislike you, you must not be stressed, live happily every day!"

Yang Xiaohai was confused.

"Brother Pony, what are you talking about? How do I feel like I don't understand? ”

Guan Liang didn't expect Ma Yi to believe it, so he covered his mouth and snickered, and Bao Quan and Chu Dong also felt funny. Yang Xiaohai looked at their expressions, and then seriously recalled Ma Yi's original words, he understood what Ma Yi meant all the time, it turned out that Brother Xiao Ma thought he was the base!

Yang Xiaohai instantly admired Ma Yi's extraordinary imagination and sanctification.

"Brother Xiaoma, actually, I am a very normal man." He explained very sincerely.

"Uh......" Ma Yi scratched his head in embarrassment, "So that's the case?" I'm sorry, but I want to be crooked. However, you young people nowadays are really, saying love and love at every turn, and they almost scared me to death. Did you know? Love, there must be a specific object, you can't say you love whoever you see, and your expression was so obscene just now! Ma Yi looked like an old pedant.

Yang Xiaohai was decisively speechless. The heart said that sure enough, the age gap is easy to produce a generation gap! However, when he thought about it, it wasn't right, Brother Xiao Ma was only a few years older than him, and there was no generation gap between them, how could there be a generation gap? But for Mao Xiaoma Brother will have this kind of reaction? This is obviously not scientific! He looked at Ma Yi again, and then looked at his famous brand. He had no intention of dressing with Ma Yibi, and he did not dare to despise him, but in comparison, he suddenly remembered a term: the difference between urban and rural areas.

The difference between urban and rural areas is not only manifested in the economic disparity, but also in the cultural difference between the two.

Well, since Brother Pony doesn't like hugging, let's just pay attention to it in the future. Yang Xiaohai comforted himself.

"Brother Xiaoma, look, I punched down just now, and the door of this refrigerator was deflated!" He diverted the conversation and showed off his achievements. As soon as he opened his mouth, Guan Liang, Chu Dong and Bao Quan also showed off their brilliant achievements.

"This air conditioner was kicked by me and directly disabled!" Bao Quan pointed to the vertical air conditioner that was recessed in a large piece and leaned against the wall, with a smug face.

"Brother Xiaoma, this coffee table is my waste, and when I step down, it will fall apart immediately!" Chu Dong was triumphant, he was still unsatisfied, and suddenly showed Bruce Lee's signature style, touched the tip of his nose with the thumb of his right hand, and roared: "Yu Xuan...... (Cantonese pronunciation)"

Yang Xiaohai touched his ass ~ shares very vulgarly, "Hey, does the rooster also lay eggs?" Chu Dong took back his hand, grabbed ~ Yang Xiaohai's hand, and then quickly cut in, bent over, and pressed Yang Xiaohai's waist with his hips, pulling him towards himself, and then four or two of them, "Hi", an over-the-shoulder fall, and threw Yang Xiaohai to the ground.

"Yes, a nice fall." Ma Yi praised.

Yang Xiaohai, who was lying on the ground, was about to scold, and when he heard Ma Yi praise Chu Dong, he immediately stopped being angry, and he stood up with a carp, "Brother Xiaoma, I let him, otherwise with his two brushes, he can put me down?" ”

"What's the matter, don't you accept it? Don't accept it again! Chu Dong directly provoked.

"Come on, brother, I'm afraid of you, sample!" Yang Xiaohai refused to admit defeat.

The two of them shook their hands and feet, one regarded himself as Huang Yaoshi, and the other thought that he was Hong Qigong, seeing that the sword discussion in the living room immediately began, Ma Yi stopped them, "Okay, don't make trouble, I'll teach you how to control your potential first, if you can't use it flexibly, no matter how awesome your potential is, you will be blind." ”

Brother Xiao Ma sent benefits again, Chu Dong and Yang Xiaohai immediately gave up the competition, and Bao Quan and Guan Liang also surrounded them, listening carefully to Ma Yi explain to them the exercises of controlling potential.

Then, Ma Yi taught them another fighting technique.

Two hours later, after Ma Yi's lecture, he let them digest and understand it by themselves. As the old saying goes, Master leads the way and cultivates in everyone, and if they want to succeed, the greatest guarantee is their own efforts. However, because of the different physiques of individuals, their potentials are inherently different from each other, and each person's acquired comprehension ability is different, and the force value between them will not be the same.

That is, their chances are the same, but for various reasons, their gains are certainly not the same.

This is for Mao Newton to be hit on the head by an apple, and then he discovered gravity, and you are hit on the head by an apple, except for feeling a headache and dizziness, all the!

One morning, in the blink of an eye, passed.

"Shouldn't you clean up the living room, otherwise Lu Yun and Xiao Fang will beat you up again when they come back." Ma Yi saw them sitting on the ground one by one, as if they had nothing to do, so he gave them warm tips. Yang Xiaohai suddenly remembered that they had more important work to do, so they immediately got up and began to clean up the living room.

Collecting it, they are a little emotional.

"Brother Xiaoma, do you know that the god horse is called 'Fugang'?" Yang Xiaohai took the lead in throwing out a topic.

Ma Yi couldn't understand that Yang Xiaohai suddenly asked him this question, and besides, he didn't understand that "Fugang" was a god Ma Dongdong, and he could eat it? So he shook his head decisively, and Yang Xiaohai couldn't help but sigh, "Brother Xiaoma, your fighting skills are unrivaled in the world, but you ...... here" He pointed to his brain, "It's really unsatisfactory." ”

Ma Yi was suddenly curious, "How do you say this?" ”

"As a man, I don't even understand that my husband is a god, you say, do you have an IQ disorder?"

"You mean you know?" Ma Yi was not angry at Yang Xiaohai for saying that he had a problem with his IQ, because he never felt how smart he was.

Guan Liang on the side pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and explained: "A wife is a husband, which is the way of Confucius and Mencius." This means that the wife must be absolutely subordinate to her husband, who must be in the dominant position in the family. ”

Ma Yi was even more surprised, he couldn't understand the meaning of these guys in front of him who didn't have any hair in front of him talking to him about Fugang. Yang Xiaohai saw that Ma Yi was still confused, and knew that he would not be picky, and with his IQ, he would not be able to understand what he meant when he thought of tomorrow, so he said: "Brother Xiaoma, Sister Yun and Sister Xiaofang are your women, right?" ”

Ma Yi was shy for a while, then nodded in acknowledgement.

"But why don't you have a man's backbone in front of them? Your manifestation is that you have seriously lost your husband. ”

Ma Yi was almost laughed at by Yang Xiaohai, "What's the matter, do you know wool?" Which eye do you see that I have no husband? ”

"Both eyes saw it, and every one of us saw it. You're afraid of Sister Yun and Sister Xiao Fang!" Guan Liang angrily pushed his glasses again, "When Sister Yun and Xiao Fang beat me, because you were afraid, you didn't dare to stop them, just like when Sister Yun chased me and beat me, I had obviously run behind you, but you were still timid and didn't dare to act, which is one of the manifestations of your loss of your husband." ”

"You see, this place is full of wolves, Sister Yun and Sister Xiao Fang not only want us to compensate for the losses, but also want us to clean up, and you don't dare to uphold justice for us, this is the second evidence." The package rights are also added to the unveiling column. Chu Dong was more honest, he scratched his head for a long time before saying: "Brother Xiaoma, actually, we men should not be whispering in front of women, we should stand up to the sky, right?" ”

Ma Yi finally understood, they were instigating him, and when Lu Yun and Xiao Fang punished them in the future, he would be able to withstand ~ the pressure for them without being punished. These little kids can really become monkey spirits if they are stained with hair! However, is my brother so easily deceived? A dignified cultivator with a sevenfold vitality, if he is fooled by you at night and used as a shield, the Blue Sea Ancestor will not be angry to death?

"As the old saying goes, a good man doesn't fight a woman. I'm not afraid of them, I'm just following the standards of a good man. Ma Yi defended himself, and Yang Xiaohai and they immediately despised him.

"Brother Pony, can we find a more grandiose reason?"

"Do you know that a small island country dares to stab at us for Mao? Do you know that Xiaofei, who is so poor that she doesn't have pants to wear, dares to us for Mao? Xiucai is really Xiucai, Guan Liang directly sublimated the relationship between men and women to international relations. Ma Yidu was almost stunned by him, and in a trance, it seemed that the two-stirring roots of Island Country and Xiaofei were really squeaky all day long because they didn't have a husband.

"You mean because of me?" He asked tentatively.

Unexpectedly, Guan Liang nodded decisively, and then shook his head again, "That's right, it's not right." To be precise, it's because too many of us in Huaxia are like you, and they are bloody! ”

Chu Dong reminded on the side, "Guan Liang, after that, be careful to be harmonized!"

"Fake Xiucai is just pretending to be forced, originally talking about Brother Xiaoma, he just pulled the topic to 108,000 miles away! Dung green, you? Bao Quan also expressed dissatisfaction with Guan Liang. Guan Liang opened his mouth, and finally decided to give up arguing, because playing the piano to Niu is actually a very painful thing, he is not stupid, so he will never do such a stupid thing.