Chapter 3 Embarrassment

"What's your name?" Zhang Qiang asked. Since you have reached a consensus with Xiantao, you should be closer, at least have a name.

Xian Tao frowned and muttered: "Originally, I thought that if I evolve into a woman, I will be called Boundless Beauty, and when I become a man, I will be called Handsome and Invincible." ”

"Phew!" Zhang Qiang squirted out the water that was gargling in his mouth, covered his stomach and smiled: "Your name is too old-fashioned." ”

"So, what's your name?" Xiantao asked.

Zhang Qiang said: "Listen, I don't change my name or change my surname, my surname is Zhang, my name is strong, everyone calls me Brother Qiang." ”

Xian Tao pouted and said, "But I obviously heard that woman call you a hooligan." ”

"Hey, can you still communicate happily, don't you expose people for a short time?" Zhang Qiang said with a black line on his face.

"Actually, I think it's pretty good, hooligan strong, how good, anyway, I plan to take you as a real hooligan in the future." Xiantao said.

"You! served. "Zhang Qiang is now the most disgusted with the word hooligan.

Looking at Xiantao's cute appearance, a word suddenly flashed in Zhang Qiang's mind, so he said, "That's it, I'll give you a name." ”

"Just you? Know a few words? Xiantao said.

Zhang Qiang patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, I will definitely give you the most trendy, domineering, and memorable name." ”

Xiantao said: "Actually, the hooligan is very much in line with the standards you said." ”

"Hey, can you die if you don't hit someone?" Zhang Qiang glared.

As he spoke, Zhang Qiang dipped his fingers in water and wrote a big word "embarrassment" on the mirror.

"How do you pronounce this word, I don't even know it?" Xiantao frowned.

Zhang Qiang grinned: "You are a peach, you can recognize a few words." ”

Xiantao said unhappily: "Don't underestimate me, during the Pan Tao Banquet, I used the power of the Queen Mother to copy all the immortal experiences that participated in the banquet. ”

Zhang Qiang was surprised: "Then why don't you recognize this word?" ”

Xiantao said: "I guess it's not a word." ”

Zhang Qiang smiled: "Haha, this word has only come out in recent years, look at it, this word doesn't look like your current expression, it's just this word, it's the most suitable for you." ”

Xiantao stared at the word "embarrassment" for a long time, nodded, and said, "Well, it's indeed a bit similar." ”

"Haha, that's it, I'll call you embarrassed in the future." Zhang Qiang clapped his hands and said: "Avant-garde, domineering, there are embarrassments in the world, there are embarrassments in the sky, you are the founder of a new generation of trends in the fairy world." ”

Xiantao nodded and said happily: "I didn't expect the rogue to have a little ink in his head." ”

Zhang Qiang covered his mouth and almost didn't have fun.

After taking a bath, Zhang Qiang walked out of the shower room with embarrassment, Zhang Deshuai saw his son come out, and was busy worried: "Xiaoqiang, are you okay?" ”

Zhang Qiang patted his chest, pointed to the faded scars, and said, "It's okay, your son is strong." ”

"Let's eat some food first, if it doesn't work, go to the hospital for a check-up." At this time, the middle-aged woman who was sweeping the floor said.

"Mom, no need." Zhang Qiang said.

This middle-aged woman is Zhang Qiang's mother, but she is not the one connected to an umbilical cord. According to the villagers, Zhang Qiang's mother ran away for a Jetta car and a porcelain seller in the city, and he grew up with his father since he was a child.

Zhang Deshuai has never married anyone else, so he raised Zhang Qiang until he was 16 years old, and then he was introduced and Liu Min, who has always been single, and took his daughter Liu Xiaohua to form a couple.

There are many contradictions after the formation of the new family, first of all, the problem of getting along between Zhang Qiang and Liu Xiaohua, the two are the same age, Zhang Qiang's birthday is older than Liu Xiaohua, so he is a brother. Both of them are 16 years old, they have their own opinions and thoughts, and their previous lifestyles are different, so they often have disputes.

Zhang Deshuai and Liu Min thought that their son and daughter were attracted to each other, but they didn't expect that these two people were born to restrain each other, and sometimes they even quarreled about who to give a bigger apple.

Of course, at home, Zhang Qiang was said to be unmanly and generous. In school, Zhang Qiang and Liu Xiaohua are classmates, so Zhang Qiang's series of bad scandals are almost all spread by this sister who is not related by blood.

Zhang Qiang doesn't have too much estrangement about this stepmother, but he has lacked maternal love since he was a child, and he always feels a little embarrassed when he gets along with Liu Min, as if there is really such an umbilical cord missing between mother and son.

Simply Zhang Deshuai and Liu Min have experienced marital failures, and they can understand each other in middle age, so this family has always been in constant gunsmoke, but there have never been battlefield casualties.

After tossing for an afternoon, Zhang Qiang was indeed hungry, and after a wolfing meal, he wiped out some of the leftovers on the table. While eating, Zhang Qiang said: "Dad, you see that I can eat so much, so I'm worried." ”

"Okay, I'll go to the school tomorrow to give advice." Zhang Deshuai said with some displeasure.

"What's the opinion?" Zhang Qiang asked.

Zhang Deshuai said: "Of course it's my son who was beaten, listen to Xiaohua, you are clearly saving people......"

"No way!" Zhang Qiang, who was eating, and Liu Xiaohua, who had just come out of the bedroom, said in unison.

"Why not? was bullied, and it didn't make people reasonable. Zhang Deshuai complained.

Zhang Qiang glanced at Liu Xiaohua, made a helpless expression, and said, "Say it." ”

Liu Xiaohua sat next to Zhang Deshuai and said: "Dad, you can save me some face, hooligans are not afraid of boiling water, anyway, the reputation is already stinky, but if you go, my perfect image in the hearts of my classmates will also be dragged down by him." ”

As soon as he heard Liu Xiaohua speak, Zhang Qiang became angry and muttered busily: "We have already drawn a clear relationship between brother and sister, I am ashamed to be your brother, who doesn't know that you love vanity, small belly chicken intestines, and chewing the root of your tongue." Obviously, he has a devil's face, and he has to dress up as an angel, and in the end, what is it, people are not like people, ghosts are not like ghosts......"

"Rascal strong, you're still not a man!" Liu Xiaohua was completely enraged by Zhang Qiang's words, and snatched Liu Min's sweeping broom and hit Zhang Qiang.

"Rogue strong, run." Seeing that the situation was not good, he was embarrassed and said in Zhang Qiang's ear, and after speaking, he dodged and slipped into Zhang Qiang's bedroom.

When Zhang Qiang saw Liu Xiaohua calling, he hurriedly put down his chopsticks and said, "Mom, I won't eat it." ”

With that, he hurried into the house and closed the door.

"Bang!" Zhang Qiang's door was kicked off, and Liu Xiaohua shouted loudly: "Hooligan Qiang, there is a kind of you coming out to fight with me, come out!" ”

"I won't ......," Zhang Qiang's voice came from the room.

Zhang Deshuai, who was sitting on the chair, and Liu Min, who was packing up his things, glanced at each other, smiled at each other, and shook their heads helplessly.

Liu Xiaohua yelled at the door and left, Zhang Qiang lay on his bed, looking at Xiantao with an embarrassed face, and his heart was happy.

He didn't expect that he would be able to walk as a dog one day, shit luck, and meet such a cute and very bullish pet.

"Hey, I guess I won't be able to eat peaches in the future." Zhang Qiang sighed.

"Hey, I said why are you so unhygienic, you see, the house is messy, and the smell is bad to death." Embarrassment walked around the room like a housekeeper, and then expressed great dissatisfaction.

Zhang Qiang grabbed the embarrassment, put it under the tip of his nose, and said, "I'll go, you little guy has a lot of things, I think I'm messy, go back to your peach tree and stay, see if the insects don't eat you." ”

Embarrassment raised his little arm and hit Zhang Qiang's nose, and shouted: "Hurry up and clean up, otherwise I will ......"

"What do you want?" Zhang Qiang pinched his embarrassed face and said.

embarrassed and smiled: "Rogue Qiang, you say, if your underwear that hasn't been washed for several days suddenly runs to Liu Xiaohua's room, what will the result be?" ”

"You dare?" Zhang Qiang hurriedly sat up and stared at the embarrassment with a panicked expression.

embarrassed and smiled: "Actually, there is nothing difficult, I will use the spell to do it." ”

"Friend or foe?" Zhang Qiang asked with his fists clenched.

embarrassed: "We are still good friends after cleaning up." ”

"Or else?" Zhang Qiang gritted his teeth and said.

Embarrassment spread out his two arms, made a helpless expression, and said with a wry smile: "Then you and Liu Xiaohua will explain." ”

Zhang Qiang picked up his palm and wanted to embarrassment, but when he thought that it had mana, he sighed helplessly: "Clean it up." ”

"Well, that's right, I've got good news for you when you're cleaned up." After embarrassment, he jumped on Zhang Qiang's desk, and then got into the drawer.

Zhang Qiang made a gesture of disdain towards it and said, "Hmph, cleanliness! ”