"What?!"

"You said I was going to knock my mom unconscious?" Zhang Qiang's mouth opened into an 'O' shape and roared loudly: "Even if I wasn't my own mother, I couldn't do such a rebellious thing." ”

Embarrassment made a helpless expression, pouting and muttering, "Then what should I do, you want your yin-heavy stepmother to see a ghost." ”

Zhang Qiang softened, scratched his head and said, "Is what you said reliable?" My mom is a little unwell, so she won't be haunted by ghosts, right? ”

Embarrassment said solemnly: "Before you met me, did you think that a peach would become a human and speak?" ”

Zhang Qiang spread his hands and said: "Okay, but I really can't do it, what if my hand is heavy." Otherwise, you'll be able to erase her memory with your mana. ”

embarrassed and said: "You really think I am a Da Luo Jin Immortal, erasing human memories requires very powerful mana, and now there is no mana, even if I am full of mana, I can't do it." With my current mana, I can only barely catch that little ghost, and I don't have the mana to blind your mother's eyes. ”

Zhang Qiang scratched his head and said, "Then I'll think about it again." ”

I heard that Liu Min has a little ghost on his body, so he is now sick. Zhang Qiang didn't believe it, but Liu Min was embarrassed to say that Liu Min was prone to headaches, dizziness, sweating, frequent awakenings from night dreams, and every time he had a period, his stomach hurt so much that he rolled on the bed, the above symptoms are completely consistent, the most important thing is that he always likes to buy some clothes for children to wear and come back, under the pretext that he wants to have a child with his father.

Lying on the bed, Zhang Qiang pondered: "Embarrassment, do you think we can have a showdown with my mother?" ”

embarrassed: "Your mother is with a fetal spirit, which is already in human form, but she forcibly aborted the fetus, so the fetal spirit is not dispersed and entangles the body." If she was to watch me eat the fetal spirit with her own eyes, and not to mention being frightened, it would be just the fetal spirit devouring her spirit before she died, I'm afraid? ”

"Worst case scenario?" Zhang Qiang said.

"If you don't care about having a neurotic stepmother." ”

Zhang Qiang shrunk his neck and said, "Okay, then we still have to think of a foolproof strategy." ”

embarrassed: "Think, I'm not in a hurry, anyway, a fetal spirit can't increase my mana much, but I'm a little hungry." ”

Zhang Qiang got up and said, "I'll go to the kitchen to find you something to eat." ”

"I'm not a human being, and when I'm hungry, I can only absorb spiritual energy to satisfy my hunger." ”

Zhang Qiang said: "Then there is no way, this is not the fairy world, you peach is really troublesome." Otherwise, there is some athlete's foot in my shoes, can you see if you can replace it? ”

Embarrassed, he jumped on Zhang Qiang's shoulder, lay on the back of Zhang Qiang's neck, bit it hard, and then said: "I forgot to tell you that we have established a spiritual connection, and we can also satisfy hunger by sucking your blood!" ”

After saying that, he bit down again.

"Ahh You come down for me! The pain came, and Zhang Qiang felt like he was being bitten by a big mosquito on the back of his neck, and no matter how he shook it or slapped it with his hand, he was still embarrassed and bitten several times.

"You come down for me, I'm going to kill you!" Zhang Qiang shouted loudly, helplessly bitten by embarrassment.

"Bang bang."

"Rogue strong, what nerves do you have!" Liu Xiaohua's screams came from the door, the two of them lived next door, just now when Zhang Qiang and Embarrassment were chatting, Liu Xiaohua heard the movement, but she couldn't hear it clearly, Zhang Qiang screamed like this, Liu Xiaohua couldn't stand it, she was concentrating on watching Korean dramas.

"Xiaoqiang, are you okay?" Zhang Deshuai had been worried about Zhang Qiang, and hurriedly ran over after hearing the shout.

"This kid is really worried, why don't you take him to see the doctor." Liu Min also followed.

Embarrassment got off Zhang Qiang's neck, stuck out his tongue and said, "Actually, I can be full by taking a sip." ”

"You!" Zhang Qiang glared at him, opened the door and explained, "It's okay, there was a big mosquito in the house just now." ”

"Didn't you light mosquito coils in your house?" Liu Xiaohua asked.

Zhang Qiangqiang smiled: "Autumn mosquitoes are terrible. ”

Liu Min asked, "Qiang, is it really okay?" ”

Looking at Liu Min, who had a sallow face, Zhang Qiang suddenly thought about that matter, so he asked without thinking: "Mom, did you have a fetus some time ago?" ”

"You're insane!" Liu Xiaohua glared at Zhang Qiang and turned around and went back to her room.

Zhang Deshuai's face sank and frowned, while Liu Min lowered his head and said softly: "Three months ago." ”

"And then it's uncomfortable?" Zhang Qiang asked.

Liu Min frowned and said, "Xiaoqiang, have you heard something?" ”

Zhang Qiang hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, I'm going to sleep, I'm sleepy." ”

After speaking, Zhang Qiang closed the door, leaving Zhang Deshuai and Liu Min with puzzled faces.

In the end, Zhang Deshuai frowned and sighed: "Your brain won't be broken, right?" ”

He stared at Zhang Qiang and said, "You don't believe me? ”

Zhang Qiang smiled bitterly: "When an argument becomes the truth, you always have to face all kinds of doubts, and this time I believe it." ”

embarrassed pouted and said, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, hurry up and rest, and get up early tomorrow." ”

Zhang Qiang grimaced at it and said, "Hmph, you're a ghost." ”

Just in autumn, there is a hint of summer heat, five o'clock is the boundary between early morning and late night, at this time the moon has not yet set, the morning sun will show a corner. The earth has just had a glimmer of light, and the dew on the flowers and plants is coincidentally condensed and full before dripping.

Zhang Qiang felt a burst of itching, but after pushing it with his hand, it became more and more itchy, and he couldn't help sneezing.

"Ahh

"Awake?" I saw that she was holding a leaf in her hand and gesturing.

The strong sleepiness made Zhang Qiang feel bored for a while, and muttered: "In the middle of the night, don't make trouble." ”

Embarrassment scratched Zhang Qiang's nose with a leaf and said, "Get up quickly, don't be a lazy pig." ”

Zhang Qiang rolled over and snorted, "Get out of the way." ”

Embarrassed, he pouted, scratched Zhang Qiang's ear with a leaf, and said in his ear: "If I don't get up again, I'm going to drink blood!" ”

"I'll go!" Zhang Qiang got up in disgust and tried to slap the embarrassment with his hand, but the embarrassment said with a serious face: "Do you want to pick up girls in the future?" ”

Zhang Qiang rubbed his eyes and muttered, "Whose girl gets up so early, and the girl is still in the bed." ”

"At seven o'clock, don't forget that you are a person who doesn't have a bicycle now." ”

"Ah, so sleepy." Zhang Qiang muttered and put on his clothes, then lay down again, and begged, "Let me sleep for a while." ”

embarrassed and bit Zhang Qiang's neck, but did not suck blood, and then glared: "No! If you want to be a hooligan, you have to get up first! ”

"What does this have to do with being a hooligan?" Zhang Qiang said speechlessly.

Embarrassment: "The real hooligan must have strict standards, first of all, your body is too weak, you must strengthen the exercise, otherwise how can you have the capital to pick up girls." ”

"It's annoying."

Zhang Qiang endured sleepiness and got up, then washed, left a note on the table that he had not eaten breakfast, and left the house with embarrassment.

At this time, the light was stronger, but the sky was not very bright, and the wind in the early morning was a little cool, and the sleepiness was driven away.

Zhang Qiang took a few steps, and then he urged: "The hooligan is strong, this is not good, a strong body needs high-intensity exercise." ”

Zhang Qiang said helplessly: "Lord Embarrassed, I want to listen to the class and study, you let me sleep so little, how do you want me to exercise?" ”

Scratching his head, he said, "That's right, but you can't walk, jog first, and then practice fast running and frog jumping when your body is strong." ”

Zhang Qiang tilted his head and said, "I said, do you want me to be a hooligan or let me be a soldier." ”

embarrassed: "A real hooligan must have a strong body, besides, your body is really bad, if you talk too much, a girl can bring you down." ”

Hearing this, Zhang Qiang glared and said, "What? My grades in the sports assessment are excellent. ”

"Can you outrun the police dogs, then?" Embarrassed asked.

Zhang Qiang hurriedly shook his head and said, "That beast is faster than a car." ”

embarrassed pouted: "Then what kind of hooligan are you?" ”

Zhang Qiang said: "Who's hooligan is better than a police dog." ”

"There are standards for real hooligans!" ”

Zhang Qiang said: "Then shouldn't I be a hooligan?" ”

embarrassed: "No, if your underwear doesn't want to run to Liu Xiaohua's bedside for no reason!" ”

"Oh my God! Help me! ”

"Run...... It's too slow."