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As he spoke, he pointed to his own panda eyes and roared, "See? This is especially the girl's cool can't control the two punches to Lao Tzu. ”

"And me, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's fast running, I would have to become a panda like Senior Li." Zhang Lingfeng was about to raise his fist and beat me as he spoke, but as soon as he lifted half of it, his face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly rubbed his crotch, and a shrill voice came out of his mouth: "Yo yo yo, it's so exciting, it's so cool and exciting." ”

As soon as he finished shouting, the old man Li on the side also rubbed his crotch with a pork liver color, and from time to time he opened his crotch and blew inside.

Even Li Qingya, who was on the side, couldn't help but laugh out loud, secretly slapped me by an elbow, and whispered, "Look at the good things you did." ”

I rolled my eyes: "Now it's clear." ”

"Duan Ya, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and get the antidote!" Old man Li couldn't stand it anymore and yelled at me.

I was stunned for a moment, how can there be an antidote to this Nima wind oil essence?

"What a surprise!" Zhang Lingfeng collapsed on the sofa, gritted his teeth and shouted, followed by rolling on the sofa, making a scream like killing a pig.

Old man Li was not to be outdone, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he simply went to the ground: "It hurts me, it hurts me, if I am abolished, Duan Ya, you will wait for death, why don't you hurry up and take out the antidote?" ”

When I saw the appearance of the two of them, I thought for a while, took out the empty bottle of wind oil essence from my pocket, and said, "There is no antidote to wind oil essence?" ”

The old man Li and Zhang Lingfeng were stunned at the same time, and then the two broke out into a roar like killing pigs.

"Duan Ya, fuck your uncle!"

"Duan Ya, did Lao Tzu dig your ancestral grave? As for me? ”

I threw the bottle of wind oil essence aside and spread my hands: "Who asked you to throw me directly into the lock dragon well!" ”

"Villain!" Old man Li and Zhang Lingfeng glared at me at the same time, and those eyes almost swallowed me directly, but now the things in their crotches are being baptized by the wind oil essence, and they probably don't have the strength to deal with me.

"Why don't you go to the hospital, maybe the doctor can treat you." I saw that they were uncomfortably panicked, and said.

Old man Li and Zhang Lingfeng were stunned at the same time, and they didn't know whether they were stimulated by the wind oil essence or were ashamed to go to the hospital to see a doctor, anyway, their faces were flushed, and after five seconds, Zhang Lingfeng looked at me with a resentful expression: "Your uncle, why did I go to the hospital to see the doctor like this, what will the doctor think of me?" Do you tell the doctor that I used the wind oil essence to lubricate in the first place? ”

I pursed my mouth: "Then I can't control it, but if it takes a long time, it is estimated that it will really be scrapped, Old Man Li will be scrapped at such an age, as for Brother Fengzi, ...... you?"

Speaking of this, I sneered and did not continue.

"Groove!" Zhang Lingfeng hesitated, and then ran towards the outside of the Lingling Hall, and Old Man Li glared at me fiercely: "Dead teeth, you wait for Lao Tzu." ”

After speaking, he also ran out with Zhang Lingfeng.

I watched them rush out at the speed of mountain rats, not to mention how excited I was, girl, let you throw me into the lock dragon well if you have nothing to do in the future!

Just as she was dazed, Li Qingya suddenly came up and said, "You are too bad, you won't really abolish them, right?" ”

"I didn't expect the power of the wind oil essence to be so great." I said helplessly, but I was also a little worried, if I abolished Old Man Li and Zhang Lingfeng, wouldn't it deprive them of their hobbies?

With their urine, it is estimated that they will have to fight with me at that time!

Zhang Lingfeng, I'm not worried, after all, there is Feng Changqing suppressing this kid above, but Old Man Li is different, this old guy has no one to suppress him!

It really him off, this guy is definitely crazier than a Tibetan mastiff with rabies!

I was thinking about it, when suddenly, the door of the spiritual hall was pushed open, and a woman poked in with a head and asked timidly, "Excuse me, is the master there?" ”

"It's business!" I stood up and sat down in my office chair: "Come in, I am." ”

The woman at the door walked in, looked at me, and asked in disbelief, "Are you really a master?" ”

"Isn't it like?" I said with a smile, taking in the woman's face as well.

She was dressed very plainly, wearing cloth shoes on her feet, like a rural woman, with a disheveled hair, a haggard face, and bloodshot eyes, looking about thirty years old.

"No, no, no, like!" The middle-aged woman said hurriedly.

I didn't take it seriously, after all, the older I get, the more convincing I can be, I've been suspected countless times at my age, and I've long been used to it.

"If there's anything, sit down and talk about it." I pointed to the chair and said.

The woman nodded, sat down, her movements were a little cramped, and she looked around at the Lingling Hall, at this time Li Qingya brought a cup of tea in a timely manner, and the woman hurriedly took a big gulp of the tea and drank it, and did not speak.

"Eldest sister, you came to me, shouldn't it be just to drink tea?" I said with a smile.

The middle-aged woman reacted and hurriedly put down the tea, and before I could react, she stood up and knelt on the ground, crying and saying, "Master, save my child, save my child." ”

As he spoke, he kowtowed to me vigorously.

I hurriedly gave Li Qingya a look, Li Qingya stepped forward to help her up, comforted her for a while, the woman's mood stabilized, and she sat back in the chair, but tears still couldn't stop flowing from her eyes.

I frowned and looked at the woman in front of me, I looked at her when she first entered the room, although her face was haggard, but the Yin Tang was not haunted by black gas, but a little ruddy, it stands to reason that it does not look like a face that is haunted by "troubles"!

After thinking about it, I asked, "Sister, what is the matter?" ”

The middle-aged eldest sister took two deep breaths, calmed down and began to speak.

It turned out that the middle-aged eldest sister's name was Bai Yuhe, and her family lived in Chentang Village, not far from Cangnan City, and it didn't happen to her, but her son!

Her son's name is Wang Xin, seven years old this year, originally a healthy little child, but seven days ago I don't know how to suddenly have a high fever, burned unconscious, Bai Yuhe and her husband with the child almost ran all over the hospital in Cangnan City, but after a check, the major hospitals were stunned and did not find a result, saying that the child was very healthy, nothing happened, a few bottles of liquid were infusion, and the child's fever was not subsided, and until now, the child's condition is getting worse and worse.

Then Bai Yuhe heard the old man in the village say that the child should be evil, so he hurriedly ran to me for help!

After listening, I didn't speak in a hurry, but frowned and pondered, because this thing is indeed a bit strange!

With Bai Yuhe's face, Yintang is ruddy, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like there is a "trouble" situation, even if it is really like what the old man in her village said, the child is evil, but as the child's mother, Bai Yuhe's Yintang should also be dark and black, but her child is in a situation, although the major hospitals have checked that the child is healthy, but the child's situation is there, and no one believes it when it is healthy!