833.Chapter 833 "Treasure" Wind Oil Essence
I took two condoms, and took out the "treasure" and needle tube I bought when I came back from my pocket, and put half a tube in each condom, and then I couldn't help laughing, with Li Ergou's idea, Old Man Li and Zhang Lingfeng must have a good time tonight!
After the preparation, I walked out with two sets of sets, Old Man Li and Zhang Lingfeng Anbei Yixiu were looking at the island blockbuster on the computer, Li Qingya was sitting on the sofa reading a book, the monk with kidney deficiency was nowhere to be seen, and it was estimated that he was hit by the island blockbuster again, and ran to the bedroom to chant the scriptures to stabilize the Buddha's heart. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
I smiled and walked towards Old Man Li and Zhang Lingfeng: "Old Man Li Brother Fengzi, you have done a lot of help to Ergou this time, I have a treat for today's big health care?" ”
As I spoke, I pulled out the condom I had just prepared and shook it at them.
"Ouch, I'll go, you kid is willing to have a treat, the iron rooster plucks his feathers for the first time!" As soon as he finished speaking, Old Man Li jumped over like a mountain mouse, snatched the sleeve in my hand, and then gave it to Zhang Lingfeng, who was a step slower.
"Isn't this a favor from you guys?" As I spoke, I took out two thousand yuan and handed it to Old Man Li: "This money is also for Ergou's treat." ”
"Okay, okay, this is not in vain, it must be fun tonight." Old man Li smiled with a silver smile on his face, and rubbed his crotch with his right hand.
"Yazi, Brother Fengzi didn't hurt you in vain, don't worry, with this great health care, you ask me to help in the future, buddy will definitely have nothing to say!" Zhang Lingfeng put his arm around my shoulders and said with a smile.
I rolled my eyes and said to them, "Go and get back." ”
"What's going on, going back quickly? I'm not coming back tonight! Old man Li said with a straight face.
Zhang Lingfeng on the side also punched me in the chest: "Yazi, this is not what my brother said about you, just me and Senior Li, how can it be seven times a night, how can we talk about going back quickly?" ”
After speaking, Zhang Lingfeng put his arm around the shoulders of Old Man Li and said hello to us, and then walked out in a hurry, and Amber Yixiu, who was watching the blockbuster of the island country, stood up and shouted: "Two seniors, don't you finish watching the blockbuster of the island country?" ”
"Look at the chicken feathers, let's go play with real guns, and the little kid will see for himself." Old man Li, who had already walked out of the Spirit Hall, replied with a word.
"If you don't look at it, you won't see it, isn't it great health care? What's the big deal? Amber muttered a word, and then sat down in front of the computer and continued to read.
I looked back at the door of the Lingling Hall, and couldn't help grinning, these two guys still want to be seven times a night, with my special set, aren't they just going to go back quickly?
Don't say it seven times, even one estimate is laborious!
"What did you do? Laughing so cheaply? "I'm chattering," Li Qingya walked over and asked.
I looked serious: "What do you mean by cheap?" I am a smile of justice! Specifically to save the hope of Maoshan Longhu Mountain! ”
"Boss, I also feel that you are smiling a little cheaply, tell me, what are you doing?" Abe Ikyu didn't know when he came to me.
I took out the bottomed treasure bottle from my pocket and shook it at them: "It's nothing, it's just that I added half of the condom for them!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Qingya and Amber were stunned, and after three seconds, Amber raised his right hand and gave me a thumbs up: "Boss, I will obey you all over the world, and only people like you can figure it out!" ”
I glanced at him, "Are you praising me or scolding me?" ”
"Boast! Of course, it's a boast, I don't want to be added by you when you have a big health care in the future. Amber shrunk his neck, turned back to the computer, and continued to study the "experience" with great interest.
"Are you not afraid of being beaten to death by Senior Li and Brother Fengzi when you do this?" Li Qingya looked at me with a black line in her head.
I shrugged my shoulders: "Ergou taught me, besides, they threw me in the lock dragon well last night, don't I have to repay them?" ”
"Alas......" Li Qingya sighed, didn't say anything, sat back on the sofa and continued to read the book.
I also had nothing to do, I thought about it, in order to supervise Amber Yixiu, this kid didn't learn badly, so I sat in front of the computer and watched the island blockbuster with him!
It's not what I want to see, it's all oversight!
At the beginning, Amber Qingye handed over this kid to me, the purpose was to experience this kid, I don't want to wait for the future when this kid is handed over to Amber Qingye, this kid has become Tony Damu version 2.0, and it is estimated that Amber Qingye can directly destroy me at that time!
Ahem...... As for this reason, believe it or not, anyway, I believe it!
Not to mention, Amber Yixiu, this kid has been with Li Ergou Jin Dazhong for a long time, and he has a certain level of selection of island country blockbusters.
Even Amber Yixiu, this kid, was red-faced and panting.
"Boss, I can't help it!" Amber Yixiu, this kid said to me with a red eye.
I slapped him on the back of the head: "Roll the calf, I can't help it, I can't help it, I can't help it." ”
Amber's face changed: "Boss, what do you want, I'm not so heavy!" ”
I slapped him on the back of the head again: ", what do you think?" I'm asking you to listen to the Kidney Deficiency Sutra to reduce anger! ”
"Oh, I thought it was ......," Anbei muttered, and before he could finish speaking, I raised my right hand again, and the kid shrunk his neck and ran into the bedroom to find a monk with kidney deficiency to give him a fire.
I saw him enter the bedroom, so I sat on the sofa, took out the "Ghoul Book" and read it, and I didn't dare to look at Li Qingya, after all, I just watched the island country's blockbuster learning experience, and I was full of enthusiasm, but my buddy is also an old virgin in his twenties, in case he can't hold it, what will happen to this lonely man and widow, and Yiwazi will have to kill me in the future!
It's also a bit sad to say, buddy has talked about Li Qingya and Wang Yi's two girlfriends, but it has only developed to the point of kissing, and now, I am still guarding the first time, this is going to be replaced by someone else, it is estimated that it has been squeezed dry a long time ago, I have to say, buddy is really pure!
Li Qingya didn't talk to me, and sat quietly on the sofa reading a book.
After more than an hour, the door of the Lingling Hall was suddenly pushed open, and Old Man Li and Zhang Lingfeng hunched their waists, covering the things in their crotches with both hands and rushed in. It hurts Lao Tzu to death! ”
Zhang Lingfeng also roared: "Duan Ya, you come over to Lao Tzu, if Lao Tzu doesn't beat you inhumane today, you won't be surnamed Zhang!" ”
I put away the "Ghoul Book" and looked at the two of them, their faces were flushed, they were grinning and gasping, and their hands were rubbing their crotches, especially Old Man Li, who still had a pair of panda eyes, and I didn't know what was going on.
I forced a smile and pretended to be innocent: "I didn't do anything?" By the way, didn't you two say that you want to be seven times a night? Why did you come back so soon? ”