"That's right, remember why those mosses are so?" Uncle in a suit asked me. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I said: I don't know, it smells too sassy anyway, it's really out of the realm and out of the new.

The uncle in the suit said: It is because of those mosses. Every seven days, it must be watered with feces and urine, but it must be used by women! If it contains a trace of a man's yang energy, it will all be invalid!

"And under the manure tank of this women's toilet, there must be a female dead baby buried, so as to aggravate the yin qi!"

I was shocked, thinking back to the two men's and women's toilets at the entrance of the village, and now I suddenly realized: that is to say, those two toilets were built separately on purpose, and the women's toilets were specially hired to be on duty. Make sure that there are no drunks or fools running to the women's toilet to pee and then destroy the yin qi? Wood just field.

If you think about it, it must be like this.

Because if only women's toilets are built, not men's toilets. This can't be said, you can't let outsiders say that you discriminate against men, right?

However, if you build a men's toilet, you must ensure that the yang energy in the men's toilet cannot be contaminated with the yin energy of the women's toilet. Of course, two toilets, one man and one woman, stand separately and are built across the road!

I said: This trick is really high, if you don't say it, I see these two toilets built across the road, at most I think it's a little weird, and I don't think about anything else.

The uncle in the suit said: As long as you find a way to sneak into the women's toilet, use your child's body, and sprinkle a bubble of urine on the women's toilet to ensure that all the yellow soup with extremely heavy yin qi will be soaked! At that time, the old aunt on duty did not know why. Then use these yellow soup to water the moss, this is the way to win. It's self-defeating!

I gave a thumbs up and said, "High!" That's high!

I had a smile on my face, glad that I had found a way to deal with the disgust of victory, but the uncle in the suit had a sad face. I asked him: What's wrong with you? Aren't you happy to find a solution?

The uncle in the suit sighed and said: This method of disgust is the art of mysticism. Not to mention the righteous people, even the evil crooked ways don't touch, the only one who touches this kind of aversion to victory is only one kind of person!

I blurted out: Eunuch!

"No, Yin-Yang people!" The uncle in the suit directly interrupted me at the moment when my voice fell.

I asked him: What is a yin-yang person?

Uncle in a suit said: There are many interpretations of yin and yang people, the most common, the most common is the organ is the same organ, the male organ and the female organ are combined. This kind of yin and yang people. Some are born and some are acquired.

"Secondly, the upper level of the realm is the whole body of the mind. For example, if you talk to a big man, but he squirms and pretends to be like a little woman, this is the heart is slowly changing. ”

"Finally, that is, the highest level of yin and yang people, I have only heard of it, but I have never seen it." Having said this, I couldn't help but interrupt: How weird is the highest level of yin and yang people?

The uncle in the suit looked at me, a little embarrassed, as if he wasn't going to tell me.

I wondered, he never sold off, why did he keep being weird tonight? If you say anything, you can make it clear, isn't it uncomfortable to hold it in your heart?

He unbuttoned his shirt around his neck and said, "The highest level of yin and yang people is the soul body." It is said that this yin-yang person can change his appearance, voice, physical characteristics, and physiological functions at will. For example, when speaking, the previous sentence is a woman's pronunciation, and the next sentence can become a man's pronunciation at any time, tonight is a woman, tomorrow it can be a man.

I remembered the shadow in myself, it was a woman's, and I was a man. Could it be that I am being transformed into the highest level of yin and yang by the pair of black hands behind the scenes?

Seeing that I was staring at the beads of my eyes and breathing heavily, the uncle in the suit said: Now you understand what I mean, right? I vaguely feel that this mysterious technique seems to be deliberately aimed at you!

I am now a man's body, a woman's soul, a hermaphrodite, if I accidentally fall into the disgust of the old house of the Republic of China, will I accelerate to become a yin and yang person?

I'm a little scared, after Haiber patted me on the shoulder, I appeared in the shadow, I don't know if the black hand behind this scene is Haibo, but before Daoru died, he said let me be careful of Haitang, all of this is just chaotic to the extreme, but I firmly believe that there must be an event that runs through everything.

"Come back here tomorrow night, and remember, you're going to pee in the women's restroom. A week later, sit back and wait for this occult art to be destroyed! The tone of the uncle in the suit was unmistakable.

I nodded and said, "Okay."

When I returned to the house store, the uncle in the suit took a taxi by himself, and when I opened the dormitory door, I saw Ge Yu sitting on the edge of my bed, flipping through a magazine.

"Abu, how are things going?"

When the two of us went to the old house of the Republic of China together, I quietly sent a message to Ge Yu to confirm the address in case the information was fraudulent, so Ge Yu hurriedly came to the house store and waited for me, if there was danger, I immediately called her.

I told Ge Yu all what the uncle in the suit said to me, and after Ge Yu heard it, he nodded and said: Before you go to the old mansion tomorrow, I will inquire clearly to see if the world has this kind of mystical technique.

I said yes.

Then he smiled and ran to the bed, hugged Ge Yu, smelled her hair, and said: Ge Yu, when I have done it for a year, the company will give me a house of more than 100 square meters, and I will marry you then, right?

Ge Yu smiled and said: If you have a house and a car, you want to marry me?

I said, isn't it enough to have a house and a car? I'm also a counterattack.

Ge Yu, who was amused by the words, laughed heartily, and was tired of playing in my arms, so he fell asleep on my chest.

In the morning, when I woke up, Ge Yu had already quietly left. At about eight o'clock in the evening, Chen Wei had to pull me to play chess, and when I was playing chess with Chen Wei in the office, a text message suddenly came up on my mobile phone.

"Abu, you've been tricked!"

My hand shook and almost dropped my phone on the ground, I immediately twisted my face, covered my stomach and said: Ouch, ouch, Brother Chen, don't play, don't play, my stomach suddenly hurts, I'll go to the pit first.

Chen Wei was stupid, stunned for a moment and said: Eh, go quickly?

I grabbed a roll of paper on Chen Wei's desk and ran towards the toilet, where I sent a message back to Ge Yu.

"Ge Yu, what's going on?"

I didn't call back, and Ge Yu knew that it would definitely be inconvenient for me to call. She sent me another text message, saying: The magic of occultity is indeed there, and the method of cracking it that the uncle in the suit said is also right, but he didn't tell you the disadvantages after cracking it!

I replied: What are the drawbacks?

Ge Yuhui: In the thatched pit in the women's toilet, there must be the bones of a dead baby girl, if you use yang liquid to crack it, you can indeed crack the yin qi, but the yin qi of the yellow soup is broken, and the yin qi of the dead baby is difficult to entangle.

I replied: In other words, the uncle in the suit didn't tell me that if I broke the yellow soup in the women's toilet with a boy's urine, then I would be entangled by the dead baby girl?

This time, Ge Yu's reply was very concise, just one word.

"Yes!"

What the hell is this, playing yin with me?

If I accidentally break the mystical technique, the uncle in the suit can walk into the old mansion of the Republic of China safely and worry-free, but what about me?

I'm a victim! The dead baby in the women's toilet will definitely take revenge on me in the future and will pester me. And the uncle in the suit is definitely taking advantage of the fisherman. You can not only enter the old house of the Republic of China, but also get rid of the entanglement of dead babies. It can be described as killing two birds with one stone!

The roots of my angry teeth itched.

This uncle in a suit is really an unpredictable person.

Say he's helping me, he's cheating me all the time, he's hurting me all the time. Say he harmed me, but at many critical moments, he also saved my life.

Thinking about it, I am reminded of a famous quote by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill during World War II.

There are no eternal enemies, no eternal friends, only eternal interests!

Uncle in a suit still has interests to be made in me, and perhaps it is these interests that instigate him to keep helping me and constantly harming me, anyway, the ultimate goal is for him to get benefits.

After a long time, I sent a message back to Ge Yu.

"Ge Yu, tonight, the uncle in the suit will pull me to the women's toilet at the entrance of the small village again, what should I do?"

After about three or five minutes, Ge Yu still didn't reply, I felt that it would be time to show my stuff if I squatted down again, so I was about to return to Chen Wei's office, but when the phone rang, the text message came.

"Tonight, you must bring a handful of small yellow rice!"