Chapter 065: The Toilet You Must Have Never Seen
The uncle in the suit said: It is said that the maid later hid in the well, and the old mansion has also become a ghost house, and no one dares to break into it again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoThe people around me can hear the clicking sound when they sleep at night. It was as if the finger had been broken, and the broken lanterns hanging in the courtyard would be lit up in the middle of the night from time to time, which made people panic. A few hundred years later, the world was in turmoil, the Qing army entered the customs, and the old house was completely abandoned.
After listening to it, I felt a little chill when I was driving.
I asked, "Where are we going?"
"I went to the outskirts of the city and found the ancestral home of the executive of Dongfeng Express, which is actually in our urban area, but it is in the middle of nowhere, and the old house has not been demolished." Wood private rest skills.
I said. The old house of the Republic of China has not been demolished until now?
The uncle in the suit nodded. said: No way, Dongfeng Express Company is strong, and the executive bought that piece of land, specifically for the old house, the so-called effect must have a cause. He was so protective of the old mansion that there must be some secret hidden inside, and I think it must have something to do with the curse of the finger lantern.
I didn't say anything all the way, I took advantage of the fact that the uncle in the suit was not paying attention, and touched my phone, but he didn't see my small action.
When we arrived at the old house, I looked around around the old house. There are also some houses, but around them, the old houses are surrounded by a high courtyard wall.
The courtyard wall is very high, and there are steel thorns inserted on it. We parked the car on the side of the road and got out of the way, so we got out of the car and looked for the entrance to the old house.
Walking around the wall of the old house, I almost vomited, what a!
The courtyard wall of this old house, about 2.5 meters high, was built with red bricks from twenty or thirty years ago, and the base of this wall was covered with moss.
I leaned down and sniffed my nose so hard that I almost couldn't help but squirt gastric juice out of my nostrils. The smell came from the moss.
"Why are you so? No way. "I rarely swear, but when I can't control my emotions, I will rush into those sentences.
The uncle in the suit also covered his nose and said to me: Give me your mobile phone.
He took my phone and shone it on the moss, and I noticed that the moss was growing very strangely, how to say.
Ordinary moss is a whole piece of turquoise, but this moss is piece by piece, and the split mouth is like chapped skin in winter.
The uncle in the suit looked at me twice and asked me cautiously: Have you ever played with women?
I glared at me and said, "Why are you asking this?" At the same time, I took a small step back, consciously or unconsciously.
He said, "Tell me if you are a virgin."
I nodded and said, "100 percent yes!"
The uncle in the suit looked serious, suddenly became rat-headed and rat-tailed, looked around, and whispered to me: Pee on these mosses.
I was really speechless to the extreme, and I stood in the corner of the wall for more than ten minutes before I could hold back a little.
The moment I started it, the liquid just dripped onto the moss, and those cracked mosses closed quickly at a speed that could be seen clearly by the naked eye!
I was startled, and the rest of the urine was held back, and I quickly took two steps back, and asked in horror: How... What's going on?
The uncle in the suit took a look at the moss with his mobile phone, and after observing it for a long time, he nodded and said with a smile: No wonder, it seems that this house has been guided by a master.
I looked at the moss again, and the moss, which had been closed into a large chunk, slowly split into countless pieces again after the liquid had drained away, and it lay motionless in the corner.
In this natural world, the plants that move, I only know mimosa, man-eating flowers, and I really don't know anything else.
I didn't expect to see moss here at this moment that will split and heal, it's hard to believe.
"We can't enter this old mansion for the time being, let's go, follow me." After speaking, the uncle in the suit waved his hand and led me in the dark night towards the west of the old mansion.
I'm really confused by the second monk, I don't understand what kind of medicine is sold in this uncle's gourd in a suit.
Seeing that I was a little anxious, he said to me: "This way, you go to the east, I will come to the west, let's look for the toilet together, ten minutes later, whether we find it or not, we will meet in front of the gate on the south side of the old house, remember?"
I also want to ask what to do with the toilet, the wilderness is considered rural, and I can find a wool toilet and stand on the side of the road.
The uncle in the suit turned his head and walked towards the west, and I searched for ten minutes in the east, and found that on both sides of the road to the east, except for the many plane trees, there were only fields left.
There are several old owls (crows) lying on the plane trees, and the quacking sound of them in the middle of the night seems to convey a bad omen.
Ten minutes later, I was back at the main entrance of the old house, and the uncle in the suit had not returned. I looked at it by the moonlight, this old mansion was quite stylish, and it was rare for a three-story small western-style building to be put aside in the Republic of China.
On the walls of the four sides of this small western-style building, there are creepers, this kind of vine plants, the four walls are tightly wrapped, and the countless rhizomes are like a woman with a cloak bowing her head and crying.
After a while, the uncle in the suit came back, and the first thing he saw me asked was: Did you find the toilet?
I said, "I didn't see it, did you find it?"
He shook his head, and at the same time took me to take a detour to the north of the old house, but the north side was all fields, and there was no trace of people at all, let alone toilets.
When we went to the south together, we finally found two toilets at the entrance of a small modern village.
That's right!
Two toilets!
The men's restroom is in the east and the women's restroom is in the west!
This is strange, as we all know, many people go out to travel, or go shopping or something, and the public toilets they have seen are next to men and women, because the manure tanks are connected, and it is easier to clean.
But it's too rare for the men's and women's toilets to be completely separated, at least for the first time.
Moreover, the men's toilet on the east side of the road is still open! I think a man with a height of 1.8 meters can completely expose his head when it is convenient to stand.
Imagine how joyful it would be to stand conveniently, and a few women next to you walk along this road, and then look at yourself.
Compared to the men's restroom, the women's restroom is different. The women's toilet is very large, and there is a duty room in front of the toilet door, and the lights in the duty room are also on.
This men's and women's toilets are compared, one in the sky and one underground!
I walked over to the women's bathroom to take a look, and a fifty or sixty-year-old woman was lying on the sofa, sleeping in her clothes.
Looking back, I asked the uncle in the suit: the toilet has been found, what should I do next?
The uncle in the suit said: You go into the women's toilet and pee.
I was blown up!
I said! I see that you are a serious person, why do you always take me to do some shameless things?
Because my pitch was a little high, the uncle in the suit was startled, immediately covered my mouth, and pulled me away.
It was far away from the women's toilet, and he said: You listen to me, you are right, you want to find a way to enter the women's toilet, as long as you pee in it, we can enter this old house, otherwise, hum, we will put our hands in the crotch of our pants when we enter the old house--it's over.
I said you tell me the reason first, and why don't you go?
The uncle in the suit glanced at the sky worriedly, sighed and said: Hey, the sky is about to dawn, if you don't hurry up, we will have to wait until tomorrow.
I twisted my head and said, "I have to take a breath when I hang myself!" Just now I came up with a shot on the moss, and now let me do it again, you are a faucet for me?
He sighed, thought for a moment, and said, "Forget it, let's go back first."
On the way back, I couldn't stop asking: I don't care about anything else, you have to make my words clear, why did you let me pee in the women's toilet, if this special thing is spread out, where is my Liu Mingbu's face?
The uncle in the suit does not sell Guanzi, he said: This old house has been given the law of disgust, if we do not break the method of disgust and enter the old house without authorization, within three years, we will become men and women and women, if the power of this method of disgust is huge, we may even have physical symptoms unique to women.
I was shocked: men menstruate?
The uncle in the suit nodded, his expression was serious, and said: Yes!
Damn, so ruthless? I said, "The way of disgust in this old house is that it fell on those mosses?"