"Big ...... River!!!! Long Er turned his head and saw that a pretty figure was already standing behind him. How did you get in!!!! ”

"Go to the window of your room~~~ and." Dahe's eyes looked at Long Er with contempt from top to bottom and said, "When you enter your pet's house, do you still need to report that pet?" ”

"Woo~~ Kirino in my dream, I finally know what it means to close the doors and windows and be careful about the ward round~~~~" Long Er burst into tears at this time. Of course, this is Long'er also using his own body to cover up the fact that he is washing his underwear~ pants. On the other hand, he also used words to try to divert Dahe's attention. "If it's possible, can you give us a hint before you come in next time? ~~~" Long Er said cautiously

"Okay~~" Dahe said with a smile.

"Really !!!" Long Er was a little unexpected.

"It's true~~But ah~ People like me like to use a wooden knife or something to prompt, if the window of someone's room is broken~~" Taihe glanced at Long'er. "Can I be reimbursed??? Rest assured I will issue an invoice."

"Please, no need to prompt the small ones." As soon as Long Er heard Dahe's words, he immediately lowered his posture. "The little ones will never lock the windows for the rest of their lives~~ Welcome to visit the small home at any time~~~"

"Very good~~ This attitude is right~~" Dahe nodded with satisfaction. "Say?? What are you doing? Dahe said as he thought about going over the dragon's body to see what the dragon had been blocking.

"It's nothing~~~Wash up~~~" A light move blocked the pace of the river's progress.

"Yes~~~" Taihe said verbally, but his body moved to the other side. "There's no foam on the mouth, less deception. And the way you want to cover it up is getting more and more curious~~~"

"Woo~~ Woman, why is your curiosity so heavy~~~" Long Er shouted in his heart that he was unlucky. But we can't let our guard down. One more step later. "I washed it off~~So I didn't ~~~"

"Huo~~~" Dahe looked at the dragon who would not let go, began to move his hands and feet, and turned his wrist. A stance that can be punched at any time. "Then what are you covering up~~~Na~ Show me~~ I'm getting more and more curious~~"

"Looking at Dahe's posture, it's already a touch that can't be good. But if you get out of the way now~~~~" Long Er remembered that he was still lying in the small basin ~ Pants Jun, and if he was seen by Dahe~~~ "My image ~~~ will all be gone~~~~" The more Long Er thought about it, the more panicked ~~ his eyes began to look wildly, looking for everything and methods that could solve this incident. And then. Slowly, his eyes focused on Dahe's body. No!! It should be on the eyes of the big river. Although it looks fierce on the surface, the kindness and purity in the depths of the eyes are the most attractive to others~~~ Long Er has unconsciously begun to comment on the big river.

"But wait!!" Long Er suddenly thought of something. "Pure~~yes~~ Dahe should be a good boy~~ So~~~" Some thoughts have slowly formed in Long'er's head. "Of course~~Necessary tests are still needed~~"

"It's okay to get out of the way~~Dahe~~" Long Er didn't panic at this time, but smiled and signaled.

"Eh~~" was also a little stunned by Long'er's sudden change. But then he reacted and frowned. "Then get out of the way for me!!"

"Can you ask a question before that?? After asking, I will get out of the way without any scruples~~~" Long'er said

"Hmm~~ a must?!" Big River felt a little impatient.

"Required !!" The dragon roared. "Otherwise, I will not obey !!!!"

"Cut~~!" Dahe looked at Long'er like this and knew that there was no way. "Ask~~~~~"

"One small step forward~~One big step for civilization~~" Long Er's smile was a little weird. "Dahe, do you know where this word comes from?"

"Ha ???" Dahe was suddenly a little confused by this topic~~ Then he was angry, "What kind of problem are you!!! I've never seen it at all!!! ”

"No~~???" Ignoring Dahe's anger, Long'er laughed more and more happily when he listened to Dahe's words that he had never seen before. "Really~~really~~No~???"

"Nope!!! Where did you come from!! There is no right answer at all~~~" Dahe was a little suspicious that Long'er was playing tricks on her.

"I'm not kidding you~~~," Long Er said suddenly to the river.

"Uh!!! You...... How do you know?! Dahe was taken aback, and his heart shook and he thought about it......

"I won't~~ Mind reading or something~~~~" Long Er smiled more and more proudly, of course, in his heart. Prevent the river from getting angry.

"That'...... Then you?!!! There was a great deal of disbelief written on Dahe's face!!

"Because~~~" Long Er leaned down to look at Dahe's face. "Dahe, you understand it so well~~~~~"

"Uh~~ You stinky dog!!!!" Dahe felt that Long'er was indeed playing with her. Immediately, he swung a punch into the big face in front of him.

"Oh~~~It's dangerous~It's dangerous," the dragon quickly dodged before Dahe's fist touched him. But he still patted his chest, as if he was almost beaten. However, this picture is not easy to provoke the big river.

"Sure enough, there are some dogs, it's better to cook and eat!!!!" The river roared and was about to come forward to cook the dog. But......

"What~~Dahe~~ You're going to eat me, I can accept this~~~" Long Er said a little unhurriedly, and by the way, he accented a little more when he said the word "eat". "But ah~~Can you let me finish my housework~~~"

"Ha ???" The posture of the Great River's attack paused for a moment. But then the face was a look of "Are you sick??" looked at the dragon.

"You have medicine???" Long Er asked sincerely.

"I'm going to kill you!!!!" Dahe is now 100% sure that he has been fooled.

"Wait!! This is an absolute must for me to do housework!! "The dragon stopped again." Think about it first~~ If I don't do housework~~ Will anyone in my family do it??? The dragon looked at Dahe solemnly.

"Uh~~~~" Dahe remembered Long'er's family, a sister who can only destroy, and a Taizi who will only make things worse~~ Anyway, these two are doing the same thing!!!!! "It seems that there is really no eh~~~"

"Yes~~~" Long Er nodded. "Think about it~~Dahe~~ If I don't do housework~~ then bacteria will breed in the house~~ When the time comes, a new type of virus will appear in my home~~~ And this new type of virus~~ will slowly spread out, right~~ And it is also a virus that cannot be cured~~ Later, human beings found that in ancient times, this virus actually existed, but why did the world not perish~~~ So archaeologists embarked on a journey for the future of mankind. But I unexpectedly found a warning from the Mayans~~ It turns out that there is no time when someone masturbates ~ when it is in charge ~~ there will be the death of a man. ”

"Wait~~~" Dahe, who was dizzy and still insisting, asked. "What does it mean to masturbate ~ tube."

"It's the details!!! It doesn't matter!!! Long Er said with a wave of his hand. The important thing is ~~~ This is two crazy men.,Thinking that I can't kill all the men if I keep masturbating??? Well~~~~~~ but~~ In the end, the two found out that it was better to be alone with me??? So the two of them both opened their hands~~ So they both died together. But it is said that the lonely sun does not give birth ~ the lonely yin does not last long, and the earth with only women left finally ushered in the destruction ~ ~ finally the destruction of the earth affected the balance of the solar system ~ ~ finally led to the destruction of the entire sun ~ ~ so the big river ~~~~"

"Do you understand the importance of housework??" With his hand on Dahe's shoulder, Long Er said earnestly.

"Woo woo woo ~~~~ I was wrong~~ I will do my homework well in the future~~~" Dahe was already in a dizziness. But subconsciously answered.

"Very good~~~~" Long Er looked like a teachable child, and then ~~~ continued to wash his underwear~ and went.

"Alas~~What a tragedy~~~" After finally washing, Long Er also sighed.

"Is this the housework you are talking about?? Get up early in the morning to wash your underwear~~~" I don't know when I woke up, Dahe looked at the dragon in emotion.

"Of course!! This is a very important thing~~" Long Er turned back solemnly. "Do you need me to tell me more about it???"

"Don't~~~~" The river fled in the wilderness.

"Plan to pass~~~" Long Er said with a grin, a red glint flashing in his eyes. "Get up in the morning to play~ It's so sour to get a girl~~~~"

But what Long Er didn't expect was ......

In the early morning, the dining table of the Takasu family is still so harmonious~~ Kirino is still sleeping in front of the computer desk because of the overnight struggle last night. And Dahe, Taizi, and have already begun to enjoy the breakfast made by Qilong'er. Until......

"Taizi~~~" Taihe called Taizi cautiously.

"Huh??" Taizi tilted her head~~ Looking at Dahe, "Is there anything wrong with Sister Dahe??? ”

"Is there anything far-reaching to wash underwear in the morning~???" As if thinking of something, Dahe hurriedly said to Taizi, "Briefly say a little~~ A brief word is enough!!!!! ”

"Huo~~~~" Taizi heard Dahe's words, raised his eyebrows, and suddenly asked with interest. "Sister Dahe, the one you said about washing underwear early in the morning~ should be a man~~~~" Taizi also glanced at Long'er without missing a trace while speaking, and just looked at Long'er's body a little stiff. The playfulness on his face became even stronger.

"Huh!! Yes!! That's it!! Dahe pointed to the dragon, who was already in a cold sweat.

"Oops~~ Dragon's !!" I had already guessed it, but it was Taizi who looked very surprised.

"Over the years, Taizi I~~~ have learned a lot of knowledge in order to take care of Long'er~~~ But ah~~ Long'er has never asked me that question, nor has I asked Taizi to change the sheet or anything. Taizi, I'm very disappointed~~ Now ......" Taizi's hand covered Long'er's hand and asked with concern. "Do you need me to prepare tissues for you??? Dragon's ~~~~~"

"Ah~~~" Long'er's mouth was half open, looking at Taizi with Alzheimer's disease for a long time, and then he said a few words that he regretted for the rest of his life.

"Supermarket, paper towel sale~~ Buy more and store it there~~~~"

"Okay~~~~~" Taizi replied excitedly.

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Catch!!! Miscellaneous !!

Forget it when you write it here, I believe everyone can think of Long'er's grief and indignation in the future. I won't go into too much detail here.

So be it!! Good night Mina-san~~~~~