Chapter 19: Presentation and Hanging Out
"So I'm off !!!" Taizi was at the entrance, waving warmly to Long'er.
"Oh~~~," Long Er replied with a dead face.
"Don't worry!! Long'er, I will definitely buy the kind of absorbent ~~ large area ~ will never leak the sex of the tissue~~~" Taizi patted his chest and assured Long'er loudly. "By the way~~ Do you want a day type or a night type??? Is it more during the day or more at night????? β
"Hehe~~~" Faced with Taizi's question, Long'er didn't know what to say. "It's good to go, don't send ~~~" snapped the door shut. Turn away. For the voice behind it, Long Er didn't want to hear it anymore.
"Ahh "It seems that I really want to buy a little more~~~"
Regardless of the more and more misunderstanding of Taizi, let's take a look at the grief and anger of Long'er at this time~~~
"Ahh~~ Finally, Taizi sent it away~~ but~~" The dragon staggered towards the living room. "I want to die~~"
"Then, I have to clean up the dishes for breakfast~~~ Sure enough~~" Long Er looked at the usual easy things. "I want to die~~~"
"Oh~~By the way, there is also breakfast for Kirino~~ It's really amazing to play games and play three shots on the day." Bow your head and sigh. "I want to die~~~"
"It's a ~~ cleaned up~~ dishes or something, and the table is wiped down. But ah~~~" Long Er looked at the ceiling with blank eyes. "I want to ~~???" Suddenly feeling a fart~ A pain on the thighs turned his head. "It turned out to be a big river~~~"
"I said!! Dirt, huh!!!! Dahe had a fierce expression. I've been listening to you all morning!!!!! Give me enough to stop!! You stupid!! Isn't it just after washing ** in the morning and being known by Taizi...... Why is that?? Why did Taizi become a little excited after being known by Taizi, but you are...... Be...... Distress!!! Yes, this is it. β
"So ah~~~" Long Er shook his head in pain. "Big River~~You don't understand~~~"
"Then you can tell me one, it's easy to understand!!!" The river was another side kick over. "You are a faint soul!! And also! Don't give me a long speech!! β
"Easy to understand???? Long Er touched his chin~~ and pondered for a while. Look down into the eyes of the river again. "Forget it~ It's still colorless~~~ I can't say it to the child~~~"
"What are you muttering!! Hurry up and explain!! The river urged.
"Well~~~ All in all, it's a matter of shame!!!" Long Er pointed out first.
"Shame ????" Dahe didn't understand it.
"Ah~~ Isn't it true that you can't describe it with words alone???" Long Er looked a little distressed around his head. "Then let's demonstrate it in action!! I'm !!! Long'er rolled under Dahe's feet on a lazy donkey, and then rubbed Dahe's leg with him, muttering in a demented face. Mom~~I want to drink milk~milk~~~~ I don't want it~~I don't want it~~I want to drink it~milk~milk~"
"Hiss~~" A bad chill rose from the soles of the feet of the river to the head. The conditioned reflex is general, which is to kick Long'er on the head with a kick, and at the same time shout "Give me death!!!! β
"I'm flash~~~" Rolling with the shameless lazy donkey again, Long Er flashed back to his original position and stood upright, slapped the non-existent dust and said to the river. "It's almost like this, it's the first time an actor has seen such a demented character, and he has to say such terrible lines. followed by his girlfriend~~ The family watched this place where they played~ This is the degree of shame. Abbreviated as shame!!! β
"You stinky dog, do you want to use me as a prop for your demonstration??!!!!!" Dahe always felt that he was being taken advantage of, so he also shouted at Long'er with a red face.
"Well~well~ Does it feel more real to have a real person~~~" Long Er said nonchalantly, saying as if this was the case. Of course, if you ignore the V-sign behind his back......
"Aren't you acting out such a shame now??? Why do you still look like you're going to die!! Dahe said angrily. For you, such a shame~~ Isn't it okay???? β
"I'm sorry~~ I haven't finished my words yet~~" Long Er covered his face and said in a muffled voice. "My shame now is 100 million times that of the situation I just performed~~~~"
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"Then you'd better die~~~~" Taiga turned and left.
"Hey!! Comfort me!!! "The dragon wants to hug Dahe's thigh.
"Dead Open !!!!!" Look at it or not, the river is a roundhouse kick. "Let me go to the corner of the wall to reflect~~~ Although I don't know why you have such a big shame when you wash ** in the morning. Now it's the best way to do it for me to go into a corner and reflect!! Hear no ~~~~~"
"Woo~~~~~" Long Er lowered his head and drew a circle in the corner of the wall. "If you know it earlier, you won't explain it~~~ If you know it early, you won't explain it~~~~"
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The river came to the corner of the dragon's reflection. Condescendingly, looking at the squatting dragon on the ground, asked
"Do you know what you did wrong now?"
"Knowing is knowing~~ But ......" Long'er looked at the river miserably. Can't say ~~~"
"Ha ??!!!" Dahe looked at Long Er quite unkindly.
"I said yes~~ but the big river!! Are you sure you want to hear those shameful words??? Long Er raised his head and looked at Dahe and said.
"When ......," Dahe stammered a little, and suddenly said dejectedly after a while. Forget it~~"
"Alas~~yes~~~" Long Er was also a little depressed. It's really a bit unbearable to look back on this morning's scene.
"Woo~~Woo~" Dahe shook his head to sober himself up. "Let's get down to business~~Give ~~" Dahe threw a rope to Long'er. "Let's go out and talk~~"
"What is this?" Catching the rope thrown by Dahe, Long'er fixed his eyes and threw it into the ground, shouting at Dahe, "What about the ghost!! What does it mean to throw me a dog leash and collar!!! β
"I'll take you out to play!!!" Big River explained.
"Your family takes people out to play, it's to lead the dog on a leash!!!"
"My family??? If my dad wants to take me out, I'll tie him a rope first~~" Dahe thought for a moment and said. "After all, it's not very obedient."
"Hiss~~" Long Er took a deep breath. "What Dahe said is really not a lie~~~ She will definitely do this if she was in a bad mood that day." Long Er thought to herself. "But!!! Aren't I shaking M!!!!! β
"Shake M?" The river tilted its head. "What's that????"
"No matter what it is, can we go out and play normally~~~~~" Long Er prayed.
"It's really~~ If it weren't for Taizi to say, I would have carefully selected the tissues that Long'er used, and I might come back later. But my dragon may be very lonely, so I ask Sister Dahe to take him out for a walk~~~" Dahe said to Long'er with his waist crossed. "Do you think I'm going to want to go out with you?"
"Regardless of whether you want to question it or not, Taizi's later words, you must have changed it!! Definitely changed!! Long Er said excitedly towards the big river.
"Long-winded!!! I haven't changed!! That's what Taizi said. The river turned and walked away. And also! Now get out there!!! β
"Alas~~" Long Er sighed and followed behind Dahe. "Anyway, should I thank Taizi now for your hello~~ or what should I say~~~"
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Taizi asked with two packs of tissues in her hand and looked at the shopper with a serious face.
"May I ask if there are two kinds of paper towels, which one is more absorbent?? I have a large number of dragons~~"
"Ah!!!!h The shopper was stunned for a moment.
"Don't you know??? So, what kind of paper towel is bigger? Scope is also an important factor. β
"Guest~~ Are you sure, don't go that way~~~~" Miss Shopping Lady tremblingly pointed in the direction of the eldest aunt's towel.
"This ?!!!" Taizi turned her head to look. "No~~ The consumption of the dragon may be relatively large~~ It can't be drawn~~~"
"Woo~~~~" Miss Shopping is about to cry. "May I ask who that dragon in your family is~~~~~~~~"
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