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Item No: SCP-294

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: There are no standard special management procedures documented for SCP-294. However, only personnel with security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to come into contact with it (see Document SCP-294a). SCP-294 is currently stored in the staff break room on the second floor, guarded by two guards with Level 3 security clearance.

Description: SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, with the only notable difference being that it possesses an input touchpad with a key layout that matches the Corty keyboard. When a 50-cent coin is dropped into the coin hole, the machine will signal the user to use the touchpad to enter the name of any liquid. In this way, the machine lowers the standard 12-ounce paper cup and fills the specified liquid. Ninety-seven initial tests have been carried out (including beverages such as water, coffee, beer, soda, non-consumer products such as sulphuric acid, wiper liquid, motor oil, and substances not normally found in liquid form, such as nitrogen, iron, and glass). However, testing of solid objects such as diamonds has failed, and SCP-294 appears to be able to only export substances that can exist in a liquid state.

It is worth mentioning that after about 50 uses, the machine will not continue to respond to commands. And after about 90 minutes, it seems to have restocked itself. It's also interesting to note that many of the caustic liquids that instinctively corrode ordinary paper cups don't seem to be able to do anything about the cups dispensed by the machine.

Further tests have been scheduled, especially for liquids at extreme temperatures, such as molten metal and liquefied nitrogen. It was suggested that SCP-294 be moved to the staff break room on the second floor as a cost-saving item. In light of Incident 294-01, security has been assigned to the object, and access to it must be cleared.

Document SCP-294a (Incident 294-01): On 08/21/2005, Agent Joseph ██████{Joseph██████} attempted to get some coffee from Item SCP-294 at 9:30 AM when it was his turn to rest. At the agent's ██████████████ request to "see what it does", ██████ gave the machine an order to "a cup of Joe" {note: Joe, Joseph's nickname}. Shortly after the selection was confirmed, Agent Joseph ██████ began to sweat profusely, complained of being dizzy, and soon collapsed. After transferring it to the infirmary, the medical team retrieved the contents of the cup distributed by Item SCP-294, which was found to be a foul-smelling mixture of blood, flesh, and other bodily fluids. Most disturbingly, testing has shown that the DNA sequence of the tissue sent by SCP-294 is identical to that of the ██████ agent.

██████ agent fully recovered after four weeks of recuperation and infusion therapy in the infirmary. X-rays and CAT scans (Note: Computerized X-ray axial tomography scans) showed no signs of further injury, so he was released. Both agents were severely punished at the same time. It is recommended that security around SCP-294 be strengthened.

Addendum [SCP-294f]: After reviewing SCP-294's archives, ███████████ suggested testing SCP-294's ability to "recover" certain liquids from different distances. The opinion [data deletion]. ███████████ reports also recommend that SCP-294 be used to drain the target's bodily fluids for the purpose of assassination. Such use of SCP-294 is strongly discouraged due to the possibility of being perceived.

Addendum [SCP-294g]: Attempts to collect SCP-075's secretions from paper cups distributed by SCP-294 have also been unsuccessful. The paper cup only appears to hold the liquid last selected on SCP-294's touchpad. Further testing of this phenomenon has been scheduled.

Related Entry: SCP-075

Addendum [SCP-294h]: Under the supervision of O5-[DATA EXPUNGED], "one cup of SCP-075 secretions" is administered. It was proven that the product was indeed the required liquid and that the cup could successfully hold the substance. However, two hours after testing, a report of Incident 075-07 was delivered (see Addendum [SCP-075m]). The failure of containment procedures occurred at about the same time as testing, causing SCP-075 to awaken and enter an active state. Prior to the implementation of emergency control measures, it secreted a large amount of alkaline solution, but it also exhibited inertness, comparable in volume to the volume of a coffee cup. The fluid was not found during subsequent investigation. Further testing of SCP-294 has been postponed. As of April 17th, 2008, the subject's status has been changed to Euclid, and it is recommended to continue to upgrade to Keter class and apply for new management procedures.

Addendum [SCP-294h] replied: SCP-294 did not reach Keter level. However, in light of the incident, the requirements for all liquids outside the scope of normal consumer goods must be cleared by supervisors before the guards can press in the command. Approve the trial to restart.

Addendum [SCP-294i]: Researcher typing in "a glass of gold". The machine immediately lowers a cup of molten gold. The researchers continued to ask for similar precious metals, and got the same results. Due to the high probability of obtaining raw materials, warnings were issued to remind people that it should only be practiced once every 3 months so as not to arouse suspicion. (See Addendum [SCP-294f]).

Addendum [SCP-294j]: Researcher (at a safe distance) typed in the command "A glass of antimatter water", and the machine briefly buzzed and roared, displaying the words "out of range" on the input pad. It can be inferred that SCP-294 has a limited collection range, and is beyond the reach of alternating universes/dimensions.

Addendum [SCP-294k]: The researcher typed the command "diamond", and after another brief buzzing sound, SCP-294 displayed the word "out of range" on the input pad. This is also the result that the machine gives to all solid matter. Diamonds are solid crystals of carbon, so machines can't output liquid carbon because it's not a "diamond." When "a cup of carbon" was then entered, the machine responded quickly. It took more than an hour for the molten carbon to cool to a safe temperature. Additionally, SCP-294 appears to be immune to the destructive nature of the liquid it outputs. Testing for gaseous substances at room temperature has been recommended.

Addendum [SCP-294l]: Reviewing surveillance footage revealed that a newly recruited technician had entered a "glass of air" command. The machine sends out a glass of liquid air, which volatilizes violently and bubbles surge. Later, when the researcher typed in "a cup of carbon monoxide", a similar situation occurred. It was only after a few minutes that the technician █████ found dead. Although it was fortunate that █████ was alone at the time, this safety lapse was brought to the fore.

Addendum [SCP-294m]: Transmission testing of SCP-294's transmission range has been initiated. A special new blend of ███████ bleach, ███████████ Coke, MET-RXpowder, and Garammasala (an Indian curry powder) was used in secret ratios that are unlikely to be replicated by nature or culture. And since the liquid is useless in every sense of the word, we can control how it is made and dispatched. Only Dr. █████ knows its name and mixing ratio, but a contingency plan should be prepared in case of his sudden death.

Addendum [SCP-294n-01]: Initial testing conducted. Once the mixture is made, it is to be placed in a sealed container 25 meters away from SCP-294. When requested, the machine successfully sent out the mixture. When I opened the container, I found that the mixture was gone. Meetings are currently underway to determine how far apart SCP-294 should be used.

Addendum [SCP-294o-01]: Due to concerns about Keter-class qualities, researchers █████████ type in the command "The tastiest drink I've ever had" under the supervision of Level 4 clearance personnel. The machine gives a liquid that resembles a cola in appearance. Researchers recognized it as a mixed drink he had drunk at a bachelorette party, and was led to believe it to be "the best". The point is, apart from rum and cola, ██████ don't know what the drink is made of. Further testing has been scheduled to determine how SCP-294 gathers information.

Addendum [SCP-294o-01a]: Following previous testing, Agent ████████ again ordered under the same conditions, "The most delicious drink I've ever had". This time, SCP-294 delivers a glass of dark liquid with a foaming mouth, which was later confirmed to be a normal Viennese cooked beer. The body of the cup is printed with a color picture, and five men and two women are drinking beer on the beach, and ████████ is also among them. During the briefing, Agent ████████ mentioned that his favorite was the Viennese deli he drank with friends at the beach. There is no doubt that SCP-294 is capable of picking up information directly from the human mind and attempting to obey commands given given conditions.

Addendum [SCP-294o-02]: Two subjects type "the drink that best suits me" in quick succession. The machine dispenses two types of liquid, white and blue. After drinking their "favorite" beverages, the subjects were ecstatic and exhibited symptoms similar to those of epilepsy. Symptoms lasted about 12 minutes. When they regained their composure, the two tried each other's drinks. Although they also observed an extraordinary sense of pleasure, they all decided that their cup was better. Even more shocking, analysis of the drink identified 68 unknown substances, including 12 extraterrestrial elements. Based on the above results, it can be concluded that SCP-294's ability to gather information has gone far beyond mere telepathy, and that it may have reached the point of omniscience. Proposals to upgrade it to Keter-class have been denied, and testing, reports, and descriptive reports not approved by O5-class personnel are forbidden, and violators are to be terminated. Testing plans for inputting commands such as "Best Drink Ever" and "Liquid Enough to Kill SCP-682" are still under consideration.

Addendum [SCP-294q-01]: Subject types "perfect drink". The machine delivers a glass of odorless lilac liquid. After drinking, the subject appeared to be devastated, and then committed suicide, leaving behind a note that read: "I'm sorry, but I'm all lost in my thoughts right now." "Categorically against asking for the same drink again. Nothing is known about the composition of the drink.

Addendum [SCP-294s-01]: Subject typed "Pangalactic ██████-██████". {Note: Based on the length of the word, it can be inferred that the Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster from his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, is Pan-GalacticGargle-Blaster.} The machine sends out a glass of liquid, a deep yellow-green, bubbling and steaming like a dry ice sublimation. Subject drank what he called an "insignificant little sip", reporting tastes somewhere between gin, tonic water, margarita, and scotch. However, when it was swallowed, the subject collapsed to the ground in full view of everyone. Dr. ██████ brought the subject to the infirmary and asked him to describe the symptoms. Subjects reported severe suspected migraines, nausea, and mild dizziness, but were accompanied by an incomparable sensation of exhilaration. This euphoria and intoxication lasted for 18 hours, during which the subject was subjected to meticulous medical observation; The negative effects were also maintained for 18 hours, and then intensified and remained for another 6 hours. Subject requests a dose of SCP-500. The request was denied and he was given Excelind painkillers {Excedrin} as a substitute. Subject immediately swallowed the entire bottle of painkillers.

Addendum [SCP-294t-01]: Subject typed "Casey {Cassy} would like it". After about three seconds of buzzing, the device sends out an empty cup with an image of a traditional cold drink glass printed on the body, brown in contents, and whipped cream on top. When introduced to SCP-085, she recognized it as a banana chocolate milkshake, "delicious".

Related Entry: SCP-085

Addendum [SCP-294u]: Researcher typed "not SCP-500 but has similar properties". SCP-294 emits a cup of piping hot liquid that smells like coffee. The fluid was sent to Dr. ██████ for analysis, but no therapeutic effect was found. Dr. ██████ complained that the requirement to test various liquids was exhausting him.

Addendum [SCP-294w]: Researcher typing "a glass of music". SCP-294 emits a clear, fizzy liquid that tastes like alcohol. After drinking, subjects reported not "hearing" but "feeling" a continuous rhythm. To prove themselves, the subject even danced a dance that showed unprecedented flow. Testing of other abstract concepts is ongoing.

Addendum [SCP-294x]: Researcher typing in "vanilla cake batter". Upon testing, it was found that the substance given was homemade batter. Samples have been submitted for further testing.

Addendum [SCP-294x-01]: Specimens are divided into smaller specimens, placed in greased metal containers, and heated at 375°F/191°C for approximately 15 to 20 minutes. The specimen turned golden yellow and emitted a burst of aroma that one of the researchers described as "aromatic". Further human trials of the specimens and the production of additional dough samples are still under consideration.

Addendum [SCP-294y]: Computer logs on SCP's public servers indicate that researchers have typed "something that could destroy SCP-682". The recovered video footage showed a brilliant liquid flowing into the cup, increasing in intensity until the camera was unable to continue recording. At the same time, all contact with Site ██ was lost. The investigation concluded that Site-██ had completely vaporized, and that only a small clump of trees surrounding SCP-294 remained on the site. SCP-294 was quickly transferred to another custody site, where it was placed under equivalent management procedures, as usual. Information about the incident is only available to O5 personnel. Any further testing involving SCP-682 is forbidden, and violators are downgraded to D-class.

Related Article: SCP-682

Addendum [SCP-294z]: Researcher typing in "A Cup of Walking Bread". {Note: Lembasbread, Lambasbread, this time starting to pinch his Lord of the Rings again.} After 20 seconds of grinding and gargling, SCP-294 emits a dense, light-brown liquid with a grainy texture that the subject describes as a bread crust drink with an endless aftertaste. Several of them took a small bite and invariably reported that the hunger and fatigue had been swept away and their spirits were lifted. Chemical analysis found that the liquid was not only completely preservative, but also had a calorific value of 47.3 kJ/g (11 kcal/g, 1236.67 B/oz) – on par with high-octane gasoline – and was rich in lipids, proteins, vitamins, minerals and dietary fiber. Through observational testing, the study concluded that 15 grams (0.52 ounces) of the liquid would be sufficient for three days of nutrition and activity for an adult, and that it is likely that a few cups of SCP-294 would supply the entire base. The report strongly recommends that "walking bread" be a staple of the SCP Foundation. However, further analysis revealed that the bread was derived from an ordinary French loaf of bread. This seems to imply that SCP-294 did not deliver the specified substance, but instead synthesized a mixture of the same properties as the liquid originally designated.

Addendum [SCP-294aa]: Researcher makes a request for "something to order next". The machine shuddered until another command was given, and two identical drinks were put down. Unfortunately, both drinks were delivered at the same time and it took two hours to clean up. The researcher is solemnly warned not to make an example.

Addendum [SCP-294ab]: During a mass security breach, ██████ agent who had taken refuge in the second-floor break room ordered "a glass of medical knowledge". Four agents took refuge in the break room, with only ██████ unscathed. Moments, SCP-294 pours out a glass of green liquid, crystal clear. ██████ agent drank it all and immediately set about healing the injuries of the other agents, and the movements were well-trained and completed in one go. Previously, Agent ██████ had no prior medical knowledge, but after drinking SCP-294's liquid, it was as if he had countless hours of first-hand knowledge of how to use his limited resources to wrestle with the wounds. In the aftermath of the conversation, Agent ██████ recounted, "After seeing a glass of music, I thought it was worth trying. ██████ agent no longer appears to have the medical knowledge provided by the liquid, and other attempts to obtain the so-called "ThinkingJuice" have been unsuccessful. Agent ██████ believes this is because "the thing knows that if we can't organize an effective defense, it's going to follow in our footsteps and end up being destroyed." This dog mongrel is all about his own life. "Research continues.

Addendum [SCP-294ac]: Dr. ████████ asks SCP-294 for "my life". SCP-294 shook like a tornado, humming loudly, and it took approximately 3 minutes before the waves calmed down, emitting a viscous black turbidity stream. After drinking, Dr. ████████ reported that he recalled the bits and pieces of his life's journey. He spent 48 hours in office retreat, rebuilding a 538-page autobiography. Consideration is being given to whether to use the autobiography as an extensive reading material.

Addendum [SCP-294ad]: The researcher's request was a short phrase, "Surprise me". The device provides an opaque cup filled with water. Later, it was detected that the water was overheated, reaching 200 degrees Celsius. When the cup is vibrated during transmission, the contents suddenly turn into steam, spewing boiling water like a volcanic eruption, causing damage to an area within a radius of two meters. After the incident, researchers reported a quantitative rating of surprise.

Addendum [SCP-294-ae]: Researcher made a request, "Food for the Gods" {AmbrosiaoftheGods}. SCP-294 hums softly for 39 seconds, sending out a glass of amber liquid that smells like honey and vanilla, mixed with a few hints of elusive fragrance. Analysis revealed that the drink contained water, honey, a variety of flavors, ████████, and 4% of the unidentified ingredients. The drink has been set aside for further testing.

Another researcher was curious about the liquid and asked the guard to re-enter the previous command. The guards did as they were told, but received a message that was "out of range". When questioned, the guard said that he thought "ambrosia" was "a fruit salad that [his] grandmother used to make for dinner on weekends".

Addendum [SCP-294af]: Researcher made a request, "Blood of Christ". SCP-294 shudders with the following message: "This cup is my blood" {HicestenimCalix Sánguinismei}, and then puts down a paper glass containing approximately 0.12 liters of red wine. {Note: Related to Christian rituals such as communion and mass}

Addendum [SCP-294ag]: Researchers have made requests, "A cup of saber-toothed tiger blood", "A cup of migratory pigeon blood", "A cup of Thomas Jefferson's blood". As a result, you receive three "out of range" error messages. {Note: Pigeon became extinct in 1914}

Addendum [SCP-294ah]: A D-class personnel with a low IQ99 and low curiosity index is given a written note telling him what to ask for. D-class personnel requested "wolf blood" and received a glass of liquid, which was later identified as wolf blood. The D-class then requested "domestic horse saliva" and received a glass of liquid, which was later identified as horse saliva. The D-class then requested "koala urine" and received a glass of liquid, which was later identified as koala urine. Then, D-class personnel requested "cerebrospinal fluid from giant rats" and received a glass of fluid, which is currently being analyzed. Notably, giant rats became extinct in the late Miocene, about 8 million years ago.