"Big brother, this old man fell by himself, not by your car." A primary school student wearing a red scarf and myopic glasses walked out of the crowd of onlookers and kindly reminded Sun Jie. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The old man who was seriously injured just now, but he jumped up, his agility was no less than that of a small pen because of the lack of exercise in code words all day long, he slapped the primary school student in the face, the primary school student was very clever, he turned around, easily dodged his clutches, he didn't forget to turn around while running and reminded Sun Jie: "Big brother, he is a liar, blackmailing you for money, don't be fooled!" ”

The old man wanted to catch up and continue to teach this primary school student who lacked quality education and did not know how to respect the elderly in the exam-oriented education mode, and was worried that Sun Jie would take the opportunity to slip away and let him fly eggs. In the end, he decisively returned the glorious task of teaching and educating people to the gardener who had just received a salary increase, and continued to fight to the end for a better life tomorrow.

He fell back to the ground, pulled Sun Jie's trouser leg with one hand to prevent him from escaping, and hugged his head with the other hand and wailed: "Oops, it hurts to death, I was hit by a car...... Sun Jie is in a lawsuit, he is not a fool, the old man's performance is really clumsy, he understands that he has encountered the legendary porcelain again.

Sun Jie was speechless, twice to Kunyue, twice to meet porcelain, dare not be so ape dung?

The first time I encountered porcelain, it was easy to deal with, they were all a bunch of b goods who were underbeaten, and they were down with a little exercise, but the old coffin scoop in front of him was not good, if it was really a punch, Lord Yama took the opportunity to drag him to play mahjong, then he would make a lot of money, and the funeral expenses could be saved, but he was more wronged than Dou E, and he was not related to him, but he couldn't be wronged, and he was a cheap filial son and grandson to pay for the funeral expenses.

Sun Jie was worried about how to solve the trouble in front of her, and a bloated old lady suddenly appeared in the crowd, she threw herself on the old man with a cry, "Old man, you can't die, how can our wife live if you die?" You've been stabbed a thousand times, you're blind, and you've knocked my old man like this? ”

The old lady pounced on Sun Jie without warning, Sun Jie's trouser leg was pulled by the old man, he couldn't move it at all, the old lady threw herself directly into his arms, Sun Jie only felt that her youthful little fresh meat was ravaged by the old sow's belly for a while, he was suddenly nauseous and wanted to vomit, the old lady's buttons fell off inexplicably, and a pair of huge sagging and spotted giant ru like an old winter melon drooped out.

"Wow......"

"Vomit ......"

"Cut ......"

The poor masses who were indifferent to the professional ethics of onlookers were finally moved, and their faces had different expressions.

"Wow, what a big Mimi......" The seventy-year-old man, full of ten teeth, muddy saliva, flowing out of the gap, stained with his beard and messy chin.

"Cut, it's big, it's a pity it's too old......" The girl on the apron was full of disdain, and then glanced at the majesty she had supported by the bra, and shook her hair, bursting with pride in her freshness.

"Milk (NAI)...... Drink milk (nai) milk (nai) ...... "A baby under the age of one, staring at the two old winter melons with bright eyes, stretching out his little hands to catch them, his speech was slurred, and his saliva was splashing. The young mother remembered the ancient adage of indecent disrespect, pulled back her son's face, and then lifted her clothes in public, stuffed her swollen purple nipples into her son's mouth, and patted his little ass dotingly, and scolded softly: "Little pervert, little gluttonous cat......"

The old lady ignored the reaction of the masses of the people, and continued to perform along her own lame script, her old face, which was as white as a thousand-year-old tree demon, actually became popular, full of shame and indignation, she sat on the ground with one ass, grabbed Sun Jie's other trouser leg with one hand, sprinkled and played, let go of the big noise, and scolded while howling:

"rich man, driving and injuring my wife, don't lose money, and insult me, an old woman, pity my chastity, I can't protect my old season, old man, I'm sorry for you, you kill me, now the rich people's hearts are black, people are powerful and powerful, we can't fight others......"

Sun Jie was slandered by the old man just now, and his heart was just depressed, and now he was slandered by an old woman in his seventies and eighties to play hooligans, he was influenced by traditional etiquette since he was a child, where can he afford such an insult, his face was swollen and red, and he was at a loss, in fact, with his skills, it was not difficult to break free from the entanglement of the two old guys and leave, but he really couldn't do it.

So he set his sights on the audience comrades who surrounded the three layers inside and outside the three floors, hoping that someone would come out to help uphold justice.

It's a pity that he was disappointed, the brave schoolboy has been chased away by the old man, and the rest of the audience, with a strong physique and a taste for gossip, has no brave heart, they are only interested in watching from the wall, and they are not interested in adding to street comedy.

Fortunately, a siren sounded, and two patrol assistants passed by, and when they saw a large circle of people gathered here from a distance, they were startled, thinking that something major had happened. Fortunately, their professional experience seemed to tell them that there was nothing important here, and it had nothing to do with violence and terrorism, so they didn't call for support and just sounded the siren.

The crowd of onlookers professionally and automatically separated a passage and let the patrol police drive directly to the parties.

"What's going on?" The patrolman didn't get out of the car, so he asked. Sun Jie saw the police, just like seeing his own relatives, he lived for more than 20 years, until today, he suddenly found that the people's police turned out to be so cute.

"Comrade ...... police" Because of his excitement, the dignified seven-foot man wanted to cry first. Alas, it can be seen how ruthlessly our classmate Sun Jie was bullied by the two old comrades. The patrol officer glanced at the posture in front of him, and the two exchanged glances, understanding each other, but how to deal with the next thing made the two young assistant policemen a little blind.

didn't wait for them to think of a way to deal with it, the old lady appeared gorgeously again, she showed her chest, grabbed her tears and snot, and choked the sky, "Comrade police, you are all Bao Qingtian's reincarnation, you want to do justice for the two of us who are old and immortal, the current rich people are black-hearted and rotten in their livers and lungs, and they have no humanity, they don't lose money if they hurt my old man, and they have to insult me, an old woman, we are wronged!" …… Woo...... Woo......"

When the patrol officer heard this, he glanced at the old man on the ground again, and his brows suddenly showed, yo ho, it was also involved in a traffic accident, okay, let the buddies from the traffic department touch this mold, let's just maintain order here and prevent the situation from deteriorating further. So the two of them worked together very tacitly, one to appease the old lady who seemed to be out of control and prevent her from biting her tongue and committing suicide, and the other to dial the 122 traffic alarm platform.

In less than ten minutes, the traffic police arrived at the scene, and the lineup was not small, they were very careful, wearing white gloves on their hands, taking pictures of pictures, measuring and measuring, and one person holding a small book, going deep into the masses and asking who were the witnesses. Not surprisingly, everyone shook their heads and denied that they were eyewitnesses, and they all happened to be passing by.

The old lady saw that the situation was not good, and quietly stabbed the old man who was lying on the ground and pretended to be dead. The old man secretly opened his eyes to observe, and then confidently continued to pretend to be dead, there is no camera probe here, the onlookers are passing by to play soy sauce, the driver in front of him is a foreigner, although the license plate is local, at most he is a wage earner who drives for others, such a good condition is not to blame him.

He was full of ambition, and a childish and familiar voice stimulated his eardrums again, "Uncle policeman, I know that the driver's brother was wronged, and the grandfather fell on purpose, and he wanted to blackmail the eldest brother's money!" It turned out that the primary school student who had just been driven away by him saw the police coming to the scene, and he was bold again, so he stood up again to testify for Sun Jie.

The old man was so angry in his heart that he couldn't wait to jump up, grab this little rabbit cub, and stuff him back into his fucking womb directly, so that he could return to the furnace to practice and be born as a human again, but he didn't dare to jump, the police were in front of him, and as soon as he moved, wouldn't he wear a state? So he kicked the old lady without a trace, they have been old husbands and wives for decades, and the old lady immediately went crazy, "Xiao Ye Chong, which eye did you see that my old man fell on purpose?" What about the evidence? ”

The elementary school student was so angry that his face was swollen red because he was scolded as a little wild seed, but with the support of the police uncle at the scene, he was not afraid of this shameless old woman! "You are the little wild seed, your whole family is the small wild seed, I obviously saw that the eldest brother's car didn't touch my grandfather at all, he deliberately fell down by himself, I am the evidence."

In the end, the elementary school student deliberately straightened up his thin chest and brushed the red scarf on his chest. In fact, the traffic police have long seen the catty of this traffic accident, and they are not the gourd official who sentenced the Nanjing old lady case, can they tell the difference between such a simple touch of porcelain? It's just that there are no cameras installed on this section of the road, and no one wants to be eyewitnesses, so they lack evidence.

Well, now someone finally stands up bravely, but it's a pity that he is still a primary school student, but it doesn't matter, the traffic police is a human spirit, he patted the primary school student on the shoulder and praised: "The child is really brave, he is a good student, unlike those of us who are adults, timid and afraid of death, he hides in case of trouble, and he doesn't even have the courage to be a witness, he is not a master." ”

His words were like sharp needlepoints, piercing the eardrums of the onlookers, and a few of them were still a little bloody, and finally couldn't bear the agitation and were willing to stand up and testify to prove that Sun Jie was innocent. So the case reversed dramatically, and the perpetrator became the victim, and the victim turned out to be a real touch.

The old man could no longer pretend to be dead, he turned over and got up, the old lady didn't spill anymore, lowered her head, stuffed her pair of old winter melons back into her clothes, buttoned them, and then the two of them didn't blush, their hearts didn't beat wildly, and they left calmly hand in hand, as if the things in front of them had nothing to do with them at all, and they were really passing by.

This time, the patrol police didn't agree, stretched out their hands to block them, and asked them to go back to the police station to assist in the investigation, but Sun Jie's sympathy was overflowing, saying that hateful people also have pitiful, so old people, it is not easy to earn some coffins, let them go home and reflect.

The bitter masters have put on a high posture, and the patrol police are not stubborn, in fact, this is not a major case, and the people will not raise officials and not be held accountable, so they waved their hands at them and told them to get out.