A porcelain drama came to a gorgeous curtain call, and the audience was not only satisfied with the perception, but also satisfied with their gossip hearts, as if they were the elderly audience who were not old-hearted, looking at the back of the old lady who touched the porcelain, her huge and drooping like a pair of giant ru, which always lingered in their cloudy eyes.

"This old woman was definitely a god of waves when she was young!" The toothless old man smacked his lips, and his saliva flowed freely again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Lao Li, do you think about the old winter melon? You're so unproductive! An old man with gray hair stepped forward and despised his teeth. Huoya was very angry, and opened his mouth that was seriously leaking and scolded: "Lao Chen, *** wife sass!" ”

Lao Chen not only didn't get angry when he heard this, but smiled, "Lao Li, if you have that leisure, just it, anyway, Lao Tzu hasn't used it for thirty years, and it's also lang fee to be idle there." ”

Lao Li suddenly laughed angrily, "Lao Chen, you have been amorous since you were young, but I didn't expect you to let your wife's land be barren for decades, no wonder your wife looked at men in those years, like a cat staring at a fish, glowing green." I knew I would have contracted for you, haha......"

Lao Chen was still not angry, and waved his hand, "I won't talk about those useless things today." Then he mysteriously leaned into Lao Li's ear and asked in a low voice: "Let me ask you, do you really want to play?" ”

"What to play?" Lao Li didn't understand for a while.

", of course it's playing with women. Do you dare? Lao Chen instigated. Lao Li patted his shriveled chest, ", Lao Tzu has lived for more than 70 years, what don't you dare!" Then he asked thiefily: "Lao Chen, do you have a way?" Don't say go to the park to play with those women, in broad daylight, I can't afford to lose anyone! ”

"Lost, Lao Li, you underestimate me too much, am I such a casual person? Let me tell you, my family's old house is rented to a few women from other places, they are all in the dried skin and meat business, they are not very old, and they are much more tender than the old winter melon just now, and they touch a handful of water. Lao Chen's face was proud, and Lao Li's saliva flowed out again.

"Lao Chen, wouldn't that kill you every day!"

"Needless to say. Every time they give me a discount! ”

"Lost, the landlord tenant B and still has to pay?"

"Maw, the tenant is not a person? Don't people have to eat? Lao Chen despised Lao Li again. Lao Li lowered his head and thought about it, he raised his head again, "Lao Chen, we two brothers know each other for fifty or sixty, right, do me a favor and let them give me a discount?" ”

"Okay, who made us acquainted! I'll give you 20% off. ”

"Thank you. How much is 20% off. ”

"Thirty-five."

"This ...... Isn't it still a bit expensive? ”

"Expensive wool, let's play one for the two of us, and one person will be seventeen yuan five."

"Is this okay?" Lao Li was amazed.

"Lost, I've never seen a big snake's! Now rich big bosses are popular to play 3P, which is called brotherhood! Lao Chen looked at Lao Li with the eyes of looking at the soil strips, "Let's also take a 3p, let you have a long experience, and be a boss." ”

Lao Li's face was a little red, two men were a woman, he felt a little awkward, but when he thought of saving 17 yuan and 5 cents, he was eager to try again.

Then Lao Chen turned into a grocery store and threw money to buy two cans of X cow drink. I opened one can by myself, and gave the other can to Lao Li, "Lao Li, this money is calculated separately, I will pay it in advance first, and we will settle the account together later." Lao Li just thought that Lao Chen was having a treat, and he was about to open the can, but Lao Chen said that he wanted to pay for it himself, so he was not happy, and returned the X cow drink to Lao Chen, "Lao Chen, I can't get used to this play, you can drink it yourself." ”

Lao Chen didn't answer, with a look of disdain, "This money can be saved?" If you don't drink a little, you'll be able to move later? ”

"Don't bluff me, isn't it taking Viagra to make a woman? Drink it for! Lao Li thought that Lao Chen had set him up and partnered with the grocery store owner to cheat him for money, but he was resolutely not fooled, and Lao Chen despised him more and more, "Special drop Lao Li, don't bite Lu Dongbin and don't know good people's hearts." Can I not know your little eyes? How many dollars will Lao Tzu pit you? Am I sending money cold? ”

Lao Li was a little embarrassed, and the cow drink in his hand was not yet, nor was it returned.

"Viagra is fierce, we are so old, you are not afraid to eat you!" When it comes to major matters involving human life, Lao Chen is obligated to give the old man science popularization, so as not to cause human life. "X cow drink is a functional drink, the effect is not bad, there is no side work, it is indeed a peerless medicine for our elderly to travel at home."

"It's so amazing, I haven't drunk this thing less, it tastes good, but it's just an ordinary drink, why didn't I find that it has these special functions?" Lao Li was still half-convinced, the son was so unteachable, Lao Chen got angry and walked away, "Lose your prison, believe it or not, hey, forget it, just treat me as a treat, don't you pay!" ”

Lao Li's old face was suddenly suffocated, "Lao Chen, what do you mean?" You think I'm going to take advantage of you? Lose your prison, is Lao Tzu this kind of person? He quickened his pace to catch up, and the two quarreled all the way to Lao Chen's old house in the urban village.

Before entering the house, Lao Chen said: "Lao Li, my lumbar spine is not very good, I can't make it strong, then you can help me push behind my back, and I will ask for x cow drink." Lao Li nodded, "Okay!" ”

The old house was a brick structure, dark and damp, and a few women who had just gotten up and freshened up, sitting in the living room waiting for the ticket customers to come to the door. They range in age from 30 to 40, with rough hands and feet, rough and dark skin, they are all women from rural areas, one is uneducated, the other is unskilled, neither want to sit on the assembly line, but also do not want to go to the construction site to move bricks, so they give full play to their own advantages, share a house in an urban village, specifically to provide convenient and cheap sauna services for migrant workers and urban elderly.

Lao Chen and Lao Li just stepped into the door, and a loud sound formed by the strong distortion of the coarse door resounded in the living room, "Yo, boss, come to the door so early, do you want to take care of the sisters' business or collect the rent?" ”

"If it's to collect rent, it's early, and we haven't scraped together enough money yet! If it's to take care of business, it's just the right time, people have just gotten up, haven't done a single business, and there is a lot of water underneath? A woman named Red came up to her. She is a relatively beautiful woman among several women who have lost her foot, as if she is two mountains of meat on her chest, her growth is particularly fierce, her eyes are flying, and she rubs Lao Chen with a fierce murder weapon.

Lao Li's saliva flowed again.

Lao Chen grabbed a handful, rubbed it again, and waved an old pig-like smile on his face, and then waved at Lao Li, "Lao Li, it's red, she is young and beautiful, and her skills are also good." ”

"Boss, you don't want to play threesome again, do you?" Hong curled his thick lips, looking reluctant, "I want to increase the price, I won't do it without forty yuan." ”

Lao Li was unhappy when he heard this, "Lao Chen, didn't you say that it was thirty-five yuan, why did it become forty yuan in a blink of an eye?" It's not kind! ”

"Yo, don't be so stingy, the price of pork in the market has risen, why don't we follow the price increase, what will we eat?" She saw that Lao Li had the intention of retreating, so she hurriedly put on a smiling face, "Boss, since you are doing business, of course I can sit on the ground and raise the price, can you also pay back the money on the spot?" Now that we're all here, let's have some fun. ”

"Okay, don't fight, give one step each, a fixed price, thirty-eight yuan deal! Lao Li, don't care about that piece of five, you can't buy a bottle of mineral water for this money! Lao Chen took out the bargaining skills he had cultivated when he was in the cattle trading business, the price was compromised, and the two sides curried favor, and the business was done.

Hong hesitated for a while, and finally said that the price was barely acceptable, although Lao Li had the feeling of being slaughtered by Lao Chen's partner, but it was not good to say anything, the business was officially closed, and they entered Hong's room together, and the other women who lost their feet were accustomed to it, and they did not avoid it, and continued to sit in the living room and wait for the ticket customers to come to the door.

Less than ten minutes after the door was closed, the red pretentious Shen Yin came to an abrupt end, followed by her and Lao Li's panicked shouting: "Lao Chen (boss)...... Lao Chen (boss) ......"

Then ten minutes later, 120 flashed blue lights, "Woo Wow Woo Wow" and drove into the urban village, and soon, 120 left, this time without lights or sirens. Then, the 110 siren sounded, rushed to arrive, at this time the rental house was already surrounded by the crowd to see the excitement, saying that Huaxia, the land is vast, there is no shortage of people, everywhere you can see a large group of people in Wuyangyang, the urban village is even more overcrowded.

110 quickly set up a cordon and drove away the crowd of onlookers, and several police officers walked into the house with expressionless faces.

A few people worked in the house for a long time, and they didn't know what they were busy with, and then took away all the women who had lost their feet in the house. In the end, the police officer also left, leaving only a few auxiliary police officers to protect the scene, and after more than ten minutes, the car of the funeral home also came, and several staff wearing white masks entered the house and carried out Lao Chen's body.

After several groups of people coming and going, the onlookers finally figured out one thing: Lao Chen got the wind and hung up on the b!

This is all what happened later, and Sun Jie doesn't know anything about it. He sincerely thanked the police comrades who were righteous and clever, and then took it upon himself to take it upon himself to generously order 10 Moroccan-style roast chicken pizzas for each of their two families at Pizza Hut, serve them for breakfast, and send them to their units separately.

He thought that he had been in place for several weeks, but several policemen couldn't cry or laugh, but they couldn't return the pizza they ordered, so they had to thank Sun Jie with a smile. Sun Jie grabbed the primary school student who was also about to leave, "Hey, little friend, thank you for helping me twice just now, go, brother will take you to eat something delicious." ”

Unexpectedly, the elementary school student looked vigilant, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Please eat delicious food, Pizza Hut, KFC, five-star hotels you can choose." Sun Jie is arrogant.

The elementary school student pursed his lips with a yearning expression, he thought for a few seconds, and finally shook his head resolutely: "No, I can't go." ”

"Don't, don't save money for my brother, let's go." Sun Jie stepped forward to take the hand of the primary school student, who was slippery like a loach, and slipped away. Sun Jie was very helpless, "Little friend, give my brother a chance to express his gratitude?" ”

"It's not that I don't give you a chance, it's that my mother and teachers both say that you can't just eat strangers' things."

"Why?"

"Because I don't know if you're a bad person!"

"Do you think my brother is like a bad guy?"

"There is no lettering on the door of the bad guy's head, how do I know?" After that, the elementary school student left in a hurry, for fear that Sun Jie would forcibly take him away, Sun Jie watched his thin back disappear from his sight, shrugged helplessly, and left.