Chapter Twenty-Six: Kindergarten and Some Unreliability
Saturday, early in the morning, Takasu house
"Damn, it hurts so much on my back!! Yesterday those guys went a little too far," Long Er rubbed his shoulders and complained about the classmates who went crazy yesterday.
"It seems that one day I will have to give those guys a hellish training in order to repay this kindness" But Long Er was interrupted by a figure from behind him before he could finish his words.
"Ernie Sauce !!" After a cute shout, Kirino jumped onto the dragon's back. His hands wrapped around the dragon's neck.
"Huh!! My back hurts, and my neck is so tight. To die, to die. Because he was strangled by his neck and couldn't speak, Long Er kept slapping Tong Nai on his back in the hope that Tong Nai could get off him, but Tong Nai on Long Er's back seemed to have misunderstood something, and thought that Long Er was playing with her, and he was pressed on Long Er's back.
"Ah!! What a beautiful flower, huh? Why is there a little Lori in a kimono here? In the midst of the flowers on the other side of a sea of red, Long Er turned his head and suddenly saw a kimono Lori wearing a black theme embroidered with various colored flowers. Long straight black hair, cherry-like eyelids and lips.
"Going to die once............. he's gone?" Enma Ai tilted her head to look at the disappeared dragon, as if she was a little puzzled. "Strange souls."
"Ha !!" The dragon who suddenly opened his eyes. "I'm still alive," his eyes glanced, making sure it was in his own home. "Looks like I'm still alive."
Slowly sat up, looking out the window at the bright sunlight and the chirping of birds. "Was it a dream?"
"Did Ernie chan get up? Kirino came in, huh? At this time, Kirino also heard the shouts outside the door.
"Oh, come in, I'm up"
"Ernie ~~~~ sauce !!!!" The elongated voice was accompanied by the sound of the door being opened and the sound of Xiao Kino snapping and trotting. "Catch me" with the coquettish words is a figure that jumps up.
"Hey, catch it" steadily picked up the flying Kirino in his arms.
Looking at the round little face in front of him, "Have you brushed your teeth and washed your face?" Long Er asked.
"Not yet! Kirino wants to be with Ernie sauce! Kirino raised his little hand and said.
"Hmmm! Well, come together. With that, he hugged Xiao Tongno and walked to the bathroom.
"Come and stand" helped Kirino's special small stool next to the bathroom, and gently helped Kirino up.
"It's okay to squeeze your own toothpaste! Kokino "
"Well, Kirino can do it! Ernie sauce"
"Well, that's good!" watched Kirino carefully squeeze the toothpaste, and didn't retract his gaze until Kirino squeezed it, and squeezed it for himself by the way.
"Okay, let's brush your teeth, remember to brush the inside of your teeth too"
"yes, okay. Ernie sauce",
The sound of brushing and brushing~~ sounded, and then there was the sound of gurgling.
After spitting out the water in his mouth, he reached out and brought Kirino's special towel, and after wetting it, "Come, Kirino put his face over"
"Woo woo woo ~~~~" After a painful scream, it's finally right.,Kirino's tidying is finished.。
After wetting Kirino again, he washed it and hung it on the towel rack. Then he put away his towel as well. Looking at Kirino who was ready to go, Long Er said.
"Kirino go, Taizi also call up, let's wait for breakfast and we're going to go"
"Well, good Oni-chan. Get it on! Xiao Jump left the small stool and ran to Taizi's room.
"Slow down"
"Got it, Ernie sauce," but the pace of the footsteps slowed down.
"Really," Long'er, who shook his head, also began to clean up his hygiene.
After a while, when Ryu'er came out of the bathroom, he only heard the constant sound coming from Taeko's room.
"Get up, Taizi, get up, get up"
"Slowly, Xiao Tongnai let me sleep again, sleep for 5 ......"
"Five minutes?"
"Let me sleep for another 5 centuries, please"
"Ahh Taizi, you idiot, stupid, get me up quickly, give me the quilt quickly"
Although Kirino is usually very cute.,But in this early morning, it's the natural enemy of sleep!。 Long Er thought with a black line.
"Forget it, let's go make breakfast, what should I eat today? What about the porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork I made yesterday! Today!! ”
After opening the refrigerator, I looked at it and made a decision. "Let's just make a Western-style breakfast"
Turn on the stove, wait for the pan to be hot, add the clear oil, and when the oil temperature reaches 60 degrees, put the prepared bacon into the pan, and put the bread in the toaster during this time. "Well, that's it" Then turn the fried bacon on one side, turn it over, and prepare the eggs. With a snap, the eggs were fried in the pan with the bacon. Check the situation of the eggs and you can start the pot, the edges of the eggs are not mushy, and the egg whites and bacon are cooked, so it is called an authentic bacon omelette!! Serve it with a little lettuce on the side, sprinkle with a little salad dressing, and serve it with a small tomato, "Hmm." It's done". Then wipe the pot with a clean rag and start preparing the second serving.
Wait until all three bacon omelettes are arranged, the bread is baked, and three glasses of milk are served. "Hmmm! Breakfast was ready"
Three breakfasts were served on the table on trays, but there were still no Taizi and Kirino on the table.
"Really" Long Er shook his head helplessly, "It's still like this."
Walking to Taizi's room, he opened the door of Taizi's room without hesitation. "Sure enough" Looking at the situation of one big and one small hugging each other and sleeping together, Long Er really didn't know what to say.
"Get up!!!!!!!" The mother and daughter are still asleep.
"If you don't get up again, you will lift the quilt!!!!!!!" After touching the quilt on his body, after confirming that it was on himself, he grabbed it firmly and fell asleep again, "Is it really worthy of being a mother and daughter!!"
"It's time for breakfast," Long Er said softly.
"Keep a copy for Tae Tae (Kirino)." The two mothers and daughters jumped up and said hurriedly. As he spoke, he immediately got out of bed. But maybe I didn't use the correct way to get up, and I tripped over the quilt, causing the two mothers and daughters to fall to the ground again.
In short, after a period of panic, the three members of the Takasu family gathered at the dinner table.
"Well, it's delicious, this omelette is not fried and browned, but it is fried just right." This is the praise of Taeko. After that, knives and forks flew again.
"En. Ernie sauce is the best" is Kirino's praise, "but it's better without tomatoes", and a little disappointed. However, the speed did not slow down, and after eating the small tomatoes with his eyes closed, he began to feast again.
The dragon on the opposite side was speechless for a while, thinking about the lazy bed incident this morning, but in the end he didn't say anything, "Sometimes I wonder if I spoil them too much" But after thinking about it, it wasn't like this outside. "Forget it, maybe that's it, family"
"Eat slowly, let's go see a few kindergartens in the neighborhood after eating," Long Er said to the two foodies opposite.
"Oh!! Profound!!! This was the answer of the two foodies.
After breakfast, Long Er took the dishes and cleaned them up. And Taizi took Kirino to change clothes. Cleaning the tabletop and soaking the dishes in water, Long Er also went to the room to change clothes, casually chose casual clothes and pants, and then combed his hair into a big back, obviously it should not be suitable for Long Er's age, but it has a strange sense of coordination when worn on Long Er.
After tidying himself up, Ryu'er came to the entrance to wait for Taizi and Kirino. In a moment, there were two footsteps, one light and one heavy.
"I've been waiting for a long time, Long'er" This is a slightly old-fashioned white professional beauty dressed as a Taizi. Putting on a slight light makeup, it makes people feel bright.
"I've been waiting for a long time! Ernie sauce: "This is Kirino in a white princess dress, with a small ponytail, but it leaves a bunch of green silk on both sides. The liveliness and tranquility are on display.
Looking at the two beautiful people, Long Er couldn't help but laugh, "In order to wait for the two beautiful princesses, I will wait for another five hundred years after reincarnation, and I am also willing" After speaking, he bowed slightly.
"What a slippery head! Dragons. Taizi said, but she was very happy!
"Ernie sauce is really, nasty!" Talking about hate, but holding Kirino with red cheeks in both hands.
Long Er smiled slightly, and said to the two of them who were ready to go, "Okay, let's go."
Oh!!!!! Profound!!!!
When they came to the street, Long'er held Kirino's little hand, and Taizi held Kiri's other little hand. After walking for a while, he said to Taizi on the side, "I have investigated, and there are two kindergartens closest to us. One is {Kasugabe Futaba Kindergarten}, this kindergarten has a school bus to pick up and drop off, although we don't need it much, but the facilities are still perfect. Let's go check it out first, and then we'll tell you about another one. ”
Hearing that Long'er had investigated so well, Taizi didn't say anything, just follow Long'er.
After walking for about 10 minutes, the three of them came to {Kasugabe Futaba Kindergarten}, and the first image was neat and orderly! It's not so luxurious, but everything is very standard. Pushing open the iron door and walking in, I happened to see an uncle in a yellow plaid suit.
Walked in and said hello, "Hello." Are you a staff member here? Do you know where the director of this kindergarten is? ”
"Headmaster? I'm just it," said the uncle, turning around.
"Gangster Boss !!!!" This is the exclamation of Taizi and Kirino. The dragon on the side didn't say anything, but he was a little surprised when he thought about it. But now is not the time to be surprised.
"Taizi Tong can't be so rude," this is a dragon with a somewhat heavy tone.
"Oh!! I'm sorry" This is Taizi who apologized immediately.
"I'm sorry, uncle. Kirino is because you and Ernie sauce are too similar in temperament, so they are like this, "This is the confused Kirino . And Kiri's explanation also made the corners of Long'er and the uncle's mouth twitch a little after they glanced at each other.
The principal who sorted out his mood also greeted the three people in front of him, "Hello, I'm the director of this kindergarten, Takakura Fumita", and then swept down the dragon and them, and said to the dragon and them, "Are you here today to send this little sister to our kindergarten?" ”
"Well, we are here to see the environment of the kindergarten today, and we will make a decision after we are optimistic" At this time, Taizi came out to speak.
"Well, okay, we have a total of three classes, and each class has a homeroom teacher who leads the class......"
Just when a few people were talking happily, several children suddenly broke into their field of vision.
"Yo, are you doing a site division meeting? Top dog! "It's a potato-headed kid talking
"Xiaoxin, you can't be so rude, hello principal, you three of you" This is a very polite boy with a small parted hair.
"Good principal, good three" and the boy with the head of the monk and the boy with a runny nose also greeted each other.
Seeing these boys, the director didn't pay attention to Long'er and them for a while, and asked about a few boys, "Today's kindergarten is on holiday, Xiaoxin, Kazama, Zhengnan, why are you here?"
"It's like this, the principal and Xiaoxin and I are playing around here, and when I saw the gate of the kindergarten open, I was afraid that something would happen, so I came in to take a look."
"This is Kazama, right? A very polite and righteous child! It seems that this kindergarten is not bad". Long Er listened to the little boy's words, and thought slightly"
But before Long Er could finish thinking about it, one of the children rushed to Taizi.
"Yo beautiful big sister, do you want to go eat bear cookies with me!!" It's a potato-headed kid talking.
"It's a pick-up!!" The voice of surprise sounded in the hearts of Long'er, Taizi, and Kirino.
"Don't stop talking, or I'll give you a fart alien dance" After speaking, he was about to take off his pants.
"Xiaoxin, stop, !!" This is the exclamation of the head of the garden and Kazama, the south. And the dragon also blindfolded Kirino very quickly. Look at the chaotic scene in front of you. The corners of Long'er's mouth twitched and said to Taizi, who looked a little sluggish, "Let's go first." ”
After "Eun", the three of them ran out of [Kasukabe Futaba Kindergarten] almost at running speed.
After breathing a sigh of relief at the door, the dragon with a black line said to Taizi, who also had a black line, and Kirino in a daze, Let's take a look at the next one.
The next few people fled from the kindergarten behind them at half the speed.
Finally came to the first image of [Hanamaru Kindergarten], "How can I say it, it feels like a fairy tale." Mushroom roof of the building. Slides everywhere. Not bad!!! Long Er thought. I looked at Taizi and Kirino on the side, and I seem to be more satisfied with it!!
Let's go in and have a look!!
Before I could go in, I heard a greeting voice.
"Hello, is there anything you can do?" The questioner was a young man in a white shirt with eyes. Well, a very clean person.
At this time, Taizi stood up and spoke, gave Kirino a gentle send, and said to the young man, "Hello, this is a little girl, just at the age of entering kindergarten, so come and have a look." We apologize for any interruptions.
"No, no. I'm bothering, I'm the teacher of this kindergarten called Tsuchida, please give me a lot of advice"
"Please advise me a lot," this is the three dragons who responded.
But history is always strikingly similar. Just as the three of them were about to follow Mr. Tsuchida to visit the kindergarten, they heard a child's cry again!!
"Ah!! , found that Tsuchida-sensei, "turned his head and saw three cute little girls, one of whom had blonde hair in the front and brown hair in the back, and in a blink of an eye, they climbed onto Tsuchida's body. He also said, "If you can meet Tsuchida during the holidays, it must be the guidance of the god of love." Tsuchida also smiled wryly for a while. Okay, apricots, you come down first. "But......" Apricot lying on Tsuchida's body was a little reluctant. But the blue-haired girl on the side said, "Keep a certain distance, so that each other's hearts can be closer in the future, apricot." A black-haired girl next to her didn't understand, but she nodded. Okay"
After the apricot came down, Tsuchida also breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the three girls, "First say hello to this Aunt Takasu, Xiao Kirino, and Brother Long'er!" "Oh, Aunt Ohara, Brother Takasu, Kirino, good morning" These are three lovely children
"Auntie or something" Although Taizi was a little concerned about this title, she still greeted the three cute girls warmly, well, the three children are good!! Long Er also took Kirino to return the salute to the little girl, "Hello three little sisters"
After saying hello, it's an apricot, right? "I stretched out my hand to Kirino very enthusiastically, do you want to play together?" Kirino looked at Long'er, and Long'er also encouraged Kirino, "Go play, be careful!! "Hmm" nodded vigorously, took Xing's hand and gathered with the other two girls. I vaguely heard Xing introducing the other two partners, "This is Hiiragi, this is Xiaomei." And I like Mr. Tsuchida very much.,It's often Hiiragi who helps me come up with ideas to chase the teacher.,Xiaomei also helped me a lot......"
"Huh! Can I assume that I didn't hear it? Long Er looked at the soil field on the side, "It seems that you are also working hard, teacher." ”
"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay." Tsuchida with a wry smile
After that, Taiko and I found a place to rest, while Tsuchida went to take care of the children who were having a good time. "It's very responsible, and I still think about these children on holidays."
I looked at Taizi, who was resting, "What does Taiko think?" and "It's very good!" It must be a good teacher who can really like the child, and the kindergarten is very good. But what about the final decision, the child Kirino? Listening to Taizi's insight, Long'er also fully accepted "Yes, it's up to Kirino"
After a while, Ryu'er looked at the rising sun and looked at Kirino (is it a wine at the Banjia family?) who was listening to a lecture from a girl named Hiiragi. "It's almost noon, so I'm ready to go home for dinner," "Yes!!! ”
Kirino said something to the girls and ran over.
Long Er wiped the sweat on Tong Nai's head, "How are you happy?" "Well, I'm very happy, Oni-chan, Apricot is very enthusiastic, Xiaomei's words, although a little shy, but the smile is very cute, Hiiragi's words are very knowledgeable? It also taught us a lot of love knowledge" "Eun, yes" but I seem to hear something wrong, etc., the knowledge of love!!!!!!! ”
"Well, yes, oh," Kirino suddenly remembered something and said to Ryu'er, "I hate Ernie sauce, don't ask so much" This is Kirino who suddenly became shy
"By the way, Ernie sauce, can I still come in the future? It's a pleasure to get along with Apricot and Xiaomei and Hiiragi," this is Kirino joyful voice
"This ......" Long Er looked at Taizi next to him, Taizi didn't say anything but pointed at Kirino, "It means that everything is based on Kirino?" ”
All right!!! Touched Kirino's head, "Well, is Kirino okay to attend Hanamaru Kindergarten?" You can get along with new friends next Monday." Great, thank you Ernie sauce!!! After saying that, Kirino threw herself into Long'er's arms.
"Okay, stop being coquettish, go say goodbye to your new friend, we're going home for dinner"
"Eun, Kirino will be back soon" said as he ran to his new friends
Long Er looked at the happy Kirino and thought to herself, "The matter of Kirino Kindergarten has finally been decided, but why does it always feel so unreliable?"
Kindergarten incident, end
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