Chapter 25: Sugar and the Exam
(The title of the starting point can't be too long, but without a long title, it doesn't have the flavor of Gintama, so I had to give up in the end.) It's still the same taste. Sorry guys. )
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Friday, Year Z class. The class, which used to be relatively quiet, is a little noisy today, with a lot of whispering voices.
"That's the exam today!"
"Is it really okay? This is the first war of our class Z of the year! ”
"Anyway, the head of the class made a bet of 100 million yuan or something, how much meat can you buy?"
"Wait, I'll do the math! 17 gets seven, 2748, 38 Women's Day, May Day, June 1st Children's Day. ”
"Hey, hey, hey! After all these days of learning, is it okay to use your fingers to calculate? And what kind of mantra is this, ah, the soul is light. ”
"Compared to money or something, I think it's more interesting to say that the class president and classmates have to run naked or something if they lose."
"Eun, super curious, super curious." (Where did this bereavement come from?)
"You don't need to be curious!! You mourners. ”
"Hora!! Are you jealous? ”
"It's gone, you baga. Don't run, see if I don't teach you a lesson. ”
Today's class Z is still so lively!!!
"By the way, what about the Takasu squad leader? Normally, this time should have come, huh? That's when someone suddenly asked this question. ”
"You have to ask Ami this question to be the best!!" The girl on the side said
Stare at!!!!!!!!
"Why are you asking me!! I don't know. And stop staring at me. ”
Stare at!!!!!!!! Stare at!!!!!!!!!
"Okay~~~~ Actually, on the way, that stupid guy suddenly said that he forgot to bring something specially prepared for the exam, and said that he would let me come first, and then he didn't know where to run in a hurry. Ami said helplessly. ”
Something specially prepared for the exam????? It's really reverie!!
"Oh!! Could it be agent-level eavesdropping equipment? ”
"I think it's a writing wheel, and writing a wheel eye is a sharp weapon."
"No, no, no, the Royal Board Network can say, okay, once connected to our class, it will be a cow."
"What mortal wisdom!! Spy equipment, writing wheel eyes, and the royal board network or something, how can you do it!! Obviously, Dragon Ball is the best!! ”
"Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! That's the least likely. "The whole class complained
Temple! "What are you discussing? It's so lively. At this time, as the door of the classroom was opened, there was also the sound of inquiry from the dragon
"Yo, the squad leader is finally here!" This is the voice of the classmate who looked back at Long'er to say hello.
"Huh!! But what kind of look are you!!! The boy on the side exclaimed.
"Hmm??? What kind of shape? Long Er tilted his head and looked at what he was wearing, no different from usual?
"No, it's not clothed...... It's on the mouth, on the mouth. ”
Oh~~, Long Er looked at the thin white stick in his mouth, which was still smoking.
"Oh, you're talking about this!! This is ......" Before Long Er could finish speaking, a figure rushed towards Long Er.
Takasu Long'er, you big Yaga. After saying that, he hit Long'er in the abdomen with a straight punch.
"Uh!! It hurts. I saw that the dragon's whole body turned into a boiled shrimp and bent into a shape. 、
"Yami? Why are you hitting me again? Long'er, who was holding his stomach with his hands, asked painfully.
"Just to teach you a lesson about the pain like this, with a cigarette in his mouth." Ami said fiercely
"Huh! Now you really misunderstood! Long'er, who shook his head with a wry smile, pulled out the little white stick from his mouth with his hand.
"This is a "wave lollipop"? Ami said in disbelief.
"What else could it be if it wasn't pop candy......" Long Er said with a wry smile.
"But why is it smoking?" Ami said
"Well~ because I added it too quickly in my mouth, so the tail smoked. By the way, this hand was learned from a certain silver hairer.,I asked when I looked fun.,As a result, I learned it accidentally.。 ”
"How boring are you two~~~" the whole class complained.
"Then why are you going to buy poppan candy? I don't usually see you eating? Yami asked with some questions.
"Oh, this is for you!" Long Er said and pulled out a large bag from behind him. Inside, there are various flavors of pop candy.
"Huh? To us? The students in the class wondered.
"Could it be that the eldest sister said that the things used for the exam are these podflanks?" The classmates at the bottom said with some disappointment.
"Huh? You've heard what Ami said! But don't underestimate the sugar, although Mr. Yinshi supplements too much sugar every day, and he looks like he is going to die all day long.
However, a moderate amount of supplementation is still beneficial. Many researchers' studies have confirmed that as long as you consume it in moderation, it is beneficial to the human body to know the best time to eat sugar. For example, when taking a bath, you need to sweat a lot and consume physical strength, you need to replenish water and calories, and eating sugar can prevent collapse; When exercising, you need to consume caloric energy, and sugar can provide caloric energy faster than other foods; When fatigue and hunger occur, sugar can be quickly absorbed to raise blood sugar; When dizziness and nausea, eating some sugar can raise blood sugar to stabilize mood and help return to normal; Eating some sugary food after a meal can make people feel refreshed and energetic when studying and working. According to reports, American scientists have experimented with more than 1,000 primary and secondary school students that only 2% of those who doze off in 1-2 classes in the afternoon after eating some chocolate after eating some chocolate, while 11% of the control people (who do not eat chocolate) doze off. In addition, trials of hundreds of drivers found that there were far fewer car accidents when they were asked to eat some chocolate, dessert or sweetened drink at 2 p.m. every day. (The above information is provided by Du Niang Kindly, Ali Gado)
"So sugar supplementation is quite important." Long'er, who squinted and shook his finger, said.
"Eun! So sugar is so important! But I still want spy equipment, writing wheel eyes, Yuban network, Dragon Ball and the like!!! ”
This is the response of the classmates.
What kind of agent equipment? Writing wheels. Miban network. Dragon Ball? Are you stupid watching anime? Long Er was a little confused. Forget it...... "Come, distribute this candy." Let's eat before the exam starts. By the way, don't let Teacher Yinshi see it, this guy's blood sugar has risen again recently. ”
"Oh, good." After speaking, everyone took the bag in Long'er's hand and began to divide the sugar. But......
"Where do you want to go?" Ryu'er said and looked at Ami, who wanted to hide behind the crowd.
Ami, who was stopped by Long'er, couldn't help but be stunned. Then he smiled reluctantly around the back of his head. "I just want to go to the bathroom. Why did Long'er stop me?"
"Oh~~ I want to go to the bathroom!! Are you sure you're not trying to avoid me? Long Er asked playfully. ”
"Huh! I'm sick of it, why am I avoiding you, classmate Long'er? Ami replied in a bit of a panic.
"Oh, really? Ami's punch is quite powerful~ My stomach still hurts a little so far! After speaking, he touched the place where he was beaten by Ami with his hand.
"Huh! This and that. "There are some scattered Yami, but I don't know what to say.
"Don't do this and that." Long Er raised his voice suddenly.
"Scared!" Yami, who was a little scared
But seeing that Ami was frightened, Long Er still turned to a gentle voice. "Ami usually scares me or beats me and it's okay, half of it is because there is a reason for it, and the other half is also a little girl's temperament, so it's okay if I let Jean. But before I finished my sentence today, you didn't wait for me to explain the blow and slammed it, to be honest, I was a little uncomfortable. ”
"What are you going to do?" Listening to Long'er's words, Aami, who knew that it was his fault, lowered his head and said.
"Let me call back." Long Er said without hesitation.
"What, isn't the squad leader a little harsh!" The classmates in the class said in disbelief.
Ami also looked at Long Er in disbelief. But looking at Long Er's undoubted eyes, he moved his mouth and didn't say anything in the end, and finally his eyes turned firm.
"Good !!" Although there were tears in the corners of his eyes, he still agreed.
"This ...... Ami big sister head!! The classmates looked at Ami in surprise.
"Hitting a girl is unforgivable!" After saying this, Mao Lilan in the class was about to stand up. But he was stopped by Aoyama Gangchang on the side. "Trust the squad leader!"
"But...... All right. Mao Lilan, who wanted to say anything more, was persuaded by Aoyama's eyes.
I don't care about the voices underneath. Long Er looked at Ami and said.
"Are you ready?" He raised his fist.
"Hmm!! OK. "This is Ami with her eyes closed.
"Boom!! It hurts, but why does it hurt in the forehead?!! Ami, who was holding her forehead with her hands, thought suspiciously. Slowly opening his eyes, he saw a smiling dragon who had just finished clubbing Ami's forehead with his middle finger and index finger together.
"Don't be so impulsive next time. Got it? "With a little helplessness, but very gentle dragon.
"Mo~~ Okay, got it." This is Ami who smiles with tears in the corners of her eyes.
"Well, it's good to know, come here and this is your reward." After Long Er finished speaking, he took out a wave candy from behind him. "It's made of chocolate, I don't know if you like it or not."
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances." Reach out and snatch the wave candy from Long'er's hand.
Looking at the little girl's Yami, Long Er smiled slightly and turned her head to look at the lively classmates below.
"Alright, ready for the exam. The hard work of the past few days is for today, I hope you will not disappoint me, let alone yourself. ”
"And you're strong!" Long Er said this firmly.
"We are the strongest !!!!!!!" The first-year Z student raised his right hand and shouted.
"Very good!! Long Er listened to this powerful answer and said proudly.
After that, it was an intense exam. In the end, I only took the two most representative subjects, Chinese and Mathematics. The questions in the exam did not exceed Long Er's expectations too much, and in the end, he was only stuck in the third grade of elementary school. After a morning of intense exams, because there were not many questions, the teachers also corrected the papers during the lunch break, and handed over the counted scores to the principal's office.
At 2 p.m., all the first-grade students gathered in the classroom, listening to the announcement of the results on the radio.
"There are a total of 7 classes in the first grade, and we will only report the top five this time, so you can listen to me!!"
"Fifth place. The average score of class F in one year is 30 points. Give me a good study! The of class F. ”
"It's good that it's not the last place. The students in Class Z thought, but it was still not enough!! Looking at the dragon who was sitting in his seat with his eyes closed. The classmates thought at the same time.
"Fourth place. The average score of class C in one year is 60 points. Looking at the results of Class F and then looking at yours, I feel that you are not too bad. ”
"Huh~~~ It's good that there is no class yet. Yes, we can. The students in class Z secretly cheered themselves up.
"Third place. Class B in one year, with an average score of 70 points. You're really ordinary enough! ”
"There are still a few classes!! 70 points is still not enough!!! "The students who roared in their hearts
"Second place. One year class D, the average score of the class is 75 points, be happy, you are slightly better than ordinary people. ”
"In the end, the first place is not ours. Yes, yes. At this time, Long Er also felt the nervousness of Ami beside her. Gently cover the palms of her hands over Ami's clenched fists. Said softly
"Trust them."
"Hmm!!"
"1st place......
Year 1 Class A. ”
"How could it be...... Is this true?"
"We didn't even finish in the top five!!!"
"This ...... This must be the headmaster's trick, yes, we must go find him. To get back our results"
As if they had found some breakthrough, the classmates suddenly became angry.
"Let's go to the principal's office. Go and change our grades."
"Wait! Calm down, everybody. ”
For a while, the angry voices of the boys and the persuasion of the girls filled the entire Z class.
The dragon slowly opened his eyes as if he was disturbed by this voice. looked at Ami, who was covering her mouth with her hands next to her, and was about to shed tears, and then looked at the radio above her head.
"Quiet!!" The classmates didn't notice.
"I said be quiet!!!!!!!" For a moment, the classroom suddenly fell silent, and everyone turned their attention to the dragon who made a loud noise.
Long Er saw the classmates who had quieted down, and then looked at Yami, who was about to roll down tears, and whispered.
"Silly girl, why are you crying before you get to the end?"
"But...... But. Ami was a little choked up and wanted to say something.
"You haven't stopped listening to the radio yet!" Long Er pointed to the radio and said
"Ahh What, there is hope?!!!! ”
Hearing Long'er's words, Ami and the classmates in the class also turned their eyes to the radio that was still squeaking.
The rest of the voices were heard on the radio.
"This time, it's a special one. Year 1 Class Z. The average score is 90 points. Principal's Comment: You're lucky this time, but we still have time. ”
"Heh, luck!! If you still think so, you're going to lose your pants, Headmaster!!! Long Er sighed with a mocking expression
But before Long Er could finish sighing, the cheers had already come from Long Er's side, and there were countless black shadows along with him.
"Great, we're number one, no, no, it's a special one, it's a special."
"yes, yes, I see. So you souls have come down from me! If you want to rebel, you can't do it!!! The dragon, who was crushed by his classmates, roared angrily.
"No, it's our celebration!! So the most special treatment is given to you. Squad leader, you can't live up to our wishes, right!! ”
"Damn!! Qingshan, you guy is still so eloquent. He turned his head to look at Ami, who was watching the excitement.
"Ami save me, !!!!"
But Yami said mercilessly.
"Don't. Burst!!!! He grimaced as he spoke.
"Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The helpless roar of the dragon, the chaotic cheers in the class, and the teasing laughter of the girls on the side. It is a beautiful close-up painting. Well! It's beautiful.
In this way, the legend of Class Z in one year began from now on.
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The exam incident is finally written. I always feel relieved to say!! Originally, I was going to write another chapter or two, but it felt a little too procrastinating, so I wrote it down in one go. After looking at it, the time was already a little closer. I'm so tired! But it's a little satisfying! Today, there is something in the unit, and it has been delayed until now. Really. But it's also super satisfying. I don't know what you readers think. I hope to leave your comments. Of course, it's better to have a ticket, after all, with a ticket, more people will pay attention to Qingkong me, and you can get more evaluations. With the good ideas of all readers, Qingkong can also dedicate better articles to everyone. Okay, that's it. Aozora went to sleep, hoping to ...... tomorrow Oh no, it's a good day today.