In the small theater, there were more than 100 people, and they couldn't stop laughing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Su Shan's sudden arrival surprised everyone, and the cross talk that Su Shan said gave them another surprise.

Some time ago, Mango Channel broadcast the cross talk of two people, and many people liked the cross talk of two people at that time.

At that time, many people were looking forward to Su Shan being able to talk about a cross talk in cooperation with Zhang Daya, but after such a long time, everyone couldn't hear the cross talk between the two as they wished.

Who knew that Su Shan would come to the small theater to perform silently today, and there was no news before.

And the audience in the audience only knew the news of Su Shan's coming to the small theater after Su Shan came to the stage.

All of this was sudden, but full of surprises.

The audience was still laughing, and Su Shan and Zhang Daya on the stage were still performing hard.

"Actually, I'm a very unhappy person." Su Shan said with a painful expression.

Zhang Daya: "What's the matter?" ”

"Everyone knows that I am an honest person."

As soon as he heard this, before Zhang Daya could speak, the audience stopped doing it and began to heckle again.

Zhang Daya said: "Are you still honest?" ”

"I'm an introvert."

"Oops~"

This time, the audience is even more endless, you are more powerful than anyone else this year, and you are still introverted?

Seeing that everyone made a voice of disbelief, Su Shan said again: "Thank you!" ”

Zhang Daya: "Who is polite to you?" ”

The audience was instantly amused by this.

"I am an old good citizen, a serious and good person, eighteen kinds of martial arts are sparse, but I am kind-hearted, willing to help others, I have to help if I have difficulties, and I have to help if there are no difficulties to create difficulties!"

Zhang Daya: "You are lacking in virtue enough." ”

Laughter was heard in every corner of the small theater at once.

It's so funny, everyone can't control it if they want to.

One is funny, the other is very good, and the combination of the two is so perfect.

"I just want everyone to be good and happy, and I hope I can be happy too, so I have to struggle, in fact, I can say in good conscience that I am good, I don't drink, I don't play cards, the only small drawback is smoking."

Zhang Daya: "This is really not good. ”

"Later, I watched a program on TV that said that smoking is harmful to health and is prone to sudden death."

Zhang Daya: "That's right! ”

Su Shan: "I'm in a cold sweat." ”

Zhang Daya: "I'm scared this time, right?" ”

Su Shan: "For my health, for my body, from now on, I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet!" ”

Zhang Daya: "Quit smoking?" ”

Su Shan: "I don't watch this show anymore." ”

The audience was about to go crazy laughing, throwing out one burden after another, each one was funnier than the other, just like Su Shan's previous performances, and they didn't give people a chance to rest at all.

It was only the first few minutes of the performance, and some of the audience couldn't stand the laughter, holding their stomachs while laughing.

More girls are more bold than boys, and the sound of laughter is called a big one!

The more the audience buys it, the more engaged Su Shan's performance becomes, the more natural it is, and the louder the burden is shaking.

"Alas! Walking down the street and looking at the people on both sides of the road, everyone is better than me. ”

Zhang Daya: "You are a little inferior." ”

"Where is the great world where I live? When will I be able to rob men and women? ”

Zhang Daya: "You're a bastard." ”

The audience laughed miserably, and Su Shan on the stage was still talking.

"Walking and walking, a luxury car passed by me, it just rained yesterday! Got me all over. ”

Zhang Daya: "You're unlucky enough." ”

"Didn't you teach you five lectures and four beauties when you bought a car? Do you think you're driving a car? Yes? You're educated to be a hooligan, you know? ”

As soon as these scolding words came out, they really calmed the audience, they are all hooligans after education, how bad is this person's character?

The audience laughed and admired Su Shan's mouth, opening his mouth to make everyone laugh, this is not something anyone can do, but Su Shan really has this talent.

It's just that they don't know that the cross talk that Su Shan said is just Mr. Guo's early cross talk works, and there are many more funny cross talk that they haven't said.

It's just that most of these cross talks are sarcastic and funny, Zhang Daya is Su Shan's master, and Su Shan is really hard to say such cross talk.

But despite this, the audience couldn't stand the laughter.

Su Shan said stage, and the audience was responsible for laughing hard.

Laughter and laughter in the small theater, that's called a lively!

It's just that listening to Su Shan's cross talk has a small drawback, that is, it is easy to make people forget time.

In the midst of laughter, Su Shan's cross talk was about to end.

This cross talk lasted about 20 minutes, and it passed after a while while talking and laughing.

But the audience was still reluctant, and when Su Shan shook off the last burden and bowed to thank him, the audience reacted.

"How can you just talk about it for a while?"

"yes, why is this cross talk so short?"

"Well, Su Shan actually spoke for more than 20 minutes, and this cross talk is not short, why does it feel like it's gone after just talking for a while?"

"I like this cross talk so much, why is this over?"

Many audiences were reluctant to leave the stage, and called for Su Shan with all their strength, hoping that he could come for a while.

Before Su Shan walked backstage, he heard the shouts of the audience in the audience.

The little girl in the newspaper curtain looked at Zhang Daya and didn't know what to do, according to the previous time, she should come on stage to tell everyone that today's performance is over, and she wants to come back tomorrow after listening.

But today's audience is too enthusiastic.

Zhang Daya is also very embarrassed, for so many years, such a situation is too rare.

Usually, after the performance, everyone applauds at most, and it is rare to ask the actor to act in a section so enthusiastically.

"Do you want a little comeback?" Su Shan asked in a low voice.

"What did you say?" Stretch your teeth for embarrassment.

"Nonsense, I'm good at this, you can just praise it, anyway, the audience is willing to watch the fun, say a few words and I'll sing a little song, which can be regarded as giving back to the audience." Su Shan didn't care.

Zhang Daya thought for a while, and then nodded vigorously, "Okay, pay attention to proportion, don't talk too much, otherwise the audience will be bored." Zhang Daya said one more instruction, and then the two returned to the stage again.

As soon as the audience saw it, the shouts became even more enthusiastic.

They did have the idea of letting Su Shan perform for a while, so they pulled their throats and coaxed vigorously.

But I didn't expect Su Shan to really return to the stage again.

At this point, everyone's favorability towards Su Shan has increased greatly, this is a good actor, and a good actor should meet the requirements of the audience.

"Good~"

The audience shouted wildly. (To be continued.) )