Chapter 335: Su Shan Says New Cross Talk Again?
The performance of the theater starts at about 6 o'clock in the evening, and at this time, the audience has already come to the small theater one after another, waiting for the show to begin. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But the audience doesn't know that they are really here today, and there will be a huge surprise waiting for them in a while.
Today's audience is more young, and there is no one who is older, and from the perspective of appearance, the oldest of today's audience is about forty years old, and they still come with their children.
Actors must know in advance what kind of age group the audience is, if they are older, the cross talk they say should be more traditional, if it is like today, there are more young audiences, according to Su Shan's words, just talk nonsense on stage.
Young people can quickly accept new things, and they love to coax, and the more you make a fuss, the more they like it.
Just when Su Shan was practicing a new joke with Zhang Daya backstage, today's show had already begun, and the first to go on stage was Zhang Daya's apprentice, and Su Shan, who was rehearsing backstage, could even hear the applause of the audience.
Because Zhang Daya arranged Su Shan's show at the end, the two still have a lot of time to rehearse, but in the middle of the rehearsal, Zhang Daya has to go on the stage twice to say cross talk to the audience.
This is a bit of a shortage of time for Zhang Daya, on the one hand, he has to be familiar with Su Shan's new cross talk, and on the other hand, he has to talk to the audience, and he is busy at both ends.
Fortunately, Zhang Daya has worked in this industry for many years, and his familiarity with cross talk is much more professional than Su Shan's.
At the same time, because time flies quickly when he is busy, Su Shan is about to perform on stage for everyone in the blink of an eye.
At this time, the audience didn't know that the next performance would be performed by Su Shan and Zhang Daya, but everyone was still looking forward to this last cross talk.
Everyone is here for Zhang Daya, this last show doesn't need to be asked, it must be Zhang Daya's show, and as the finale, this cross talk will definitely sound good.
The two people who were close to the stage backstage were still whispering to each other.
"Although the time is a little tight, there should be no problem, don't be too nervous." Zhang Daya instructed Su Shan.
"Master, you're so funny, what do I have to be nervous about?" Su Shan said with a smile.
Zhang Daya reacted at this time, this kid has enough experience on stage, and he is much better than his other apprentices, because he is busy rehearsing new shows, Zhang Daya regards Su Shan as his other apprentices.
At this time, the two apprentices of Zhang Daya on the stage also finished performing, and the little girl who reported the curtain stepped onto the stage first.
"Next, please enjoy the new joke "I Want to Be Happy", the performer, Zhang Daya, Su Shan." After the little girl said this, she walked back to the backstage.
The audience under the stands were all stunned.
"I can't have heard me wrong, have I? Su Shan? Su Shan is here? ”
"I also heard the word Sushan, and it's a new joke."
"Damn, Su Shan won't really come, right?"
"Su Shan will come to this kind of small theater? Can't you? ”
Just when the people in the audience were still discussing, Su Shan walked on stage wearing a coat that didn't fit very well and Zhang Daya.
There was no way, the time was too tight, Su Shan could only find a senior brother who was about the same size as himself, and borrowed someone's coat to come up on the platform.
When Su Shan and the two walked on stage, the audience suddenly became lively.
"Oh my God, it's really Su Shan, I can't be mistaken, right?"
"Wasn't this guy still at the whiteness ceremony just now? Why did you come here? ”
"It's really Su Shan, this will be interesting."
"Hurry up and record it with your mobile phone, Su Shan's new joke, it will definitely be popular when you turn around and put it on the Internet."
At the same time that a few viewers took out their mobile phones, several viewers couldn't hold back their excitement at this time and shouted.
The scene is called a mess, but fortunately, Su Shan is not chaotic in the face of danger, and he has a good greeting with everyone without changing his face.
"Thank you, thank you for supporting us so much." Su Shan said into the microphone, the speed of this sentence is not fast at all, the voice is particularly clear, the purpose is to make the audience quiet, he is going to speak.
"Let me introduce myself, my name is Su Shan, and everyone standing next to me is familiar with me, my master, Teacher Zhang Daya."
"It's me." Zhang Daya also said.
When Su Shan said this, the audience in the audience had already quieted down, everyone knew that today was coming, with Su Shan's goods, the next show must be exciting, where do you dare to speak loudly, they are all waiting for Su Shan to make everyone laugh.
"I am happy to see so many friends here today, and I love to listen to cross talk, which is a support for our industry."
Zhang Daya said: "Yes." ”
Su Shan said: "It's good to listen to cross talk more, feel happy, haha, this is something you can't buy with money." ”
Zhang Daya nodded: "That's right." ”
Su Shan continued: "Spend dozens of yuan and hundreds of dollars to buy a ticket, and if you do it for a few hours this night, this money will be worth it." ”
"Hmm." Zhang Daya nodded.
"You're here to be happy, you can't be happy at home, can you be happy with a few hundred dollars at home? After dinner, the whole family is fine, take out a few hundred dollars and put it on the table, come on, let's have fun! ”
After Su Shan said this, some viewers already laughed, if it was really according to what Su Shan said, it would be impossible to be happy at all.
"Happy to do it? You can't be happy, if you can really be happy, your disease can't be cured for a few hundred dollars. ”
"Haha~"
……
After Su Shan said this, the audience was already laughing. Su Shan really didn't feel sorry for the audience, and in a few words, he had already made everyone laugh.
And that's just the beginning!
It was so interesting at first, so ...... It's definitely funnier!
"It's good to see everyone so happy, and my heart is also happy, and I am willing to be happy with everyone." When the laughter was over, Su Shan spoke again.
"Well, that's right." Zhang Daya also said.
Su Shan said again: "What I said came from the bottom of my heart, and it was these ...... that came out of my heart."
Zhang Daya hurriedly stopped Su Shan, "You can do it, don't say it, it's disgusting to say it." As he spoke, Zhang Daya looked at Su Shan with disgust.
The audience laughed.
Su Shan on the stage also explained: "I am sincere, hot...... How to say it, it is the true feelings that come out of my throat. Su Shan said, and gestured with a collection comparison.
"Alright!" Zhang Daya stopped Su Shan loudly and didn't let him continue.
The audience's laughter came one after another, although what Su Shan said was indeed a little disgusting, but it was so funny that they couldn't stop laughing at all. (To be continued.) )