Chapter 641: Rank the Heroes
Among them, including the incident later because of the happy video with Wu Qionghua, if this was an ordinary father-in-law, he would have turned his face and denied people. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info but the old man chose to be tolerant, which greatly surprised him.
As for the serious torture in the study today, it is just to let me remember for a long time, remember the lesson, and not make mistakes again, and I did not force myself to a dead end.
Of course, it also includes the old man's later approval of his "Champion Hou" plan, and vaguely, he feels that he has gradually replaced Wang Yixuan and become the old man's most trusted person.
What makes the old man so open to himself and favored?
He said that he was not good, so he could only summarize it with "rejoicing".
In fact, he really didn't know that all of this stemmed from a very casual sentence he said to Lu Qing at the time, persuading her not to be too hostile to her father, and persuading her to slowly forget her hatred and choose tolerance.
The situation at that time was just to make Lu Qing feel better, and not to be overly sad because of love and hate.
Who would have thought that such a sentence would be exchanged for the most sincere and pure love, the most heart-warming father-daughter recognition, the stepmother's forgiveness, and the most supportive son-in-law and sister-in-law respect each other.
A word can prosper the country, and a word can also lose the country, just a word. But who would have thought?
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Of course, in addition to "rejoicing", what surprised him was the "amount of alcohol" of the Lu family.
He knew the amount of alcohol in Qing'er, and said unceremoniously that he definitely had a fight with himself.
As for the amount of alcohol that the old man had, according to his observations, it should be about one and a half times his own.
As the so-called officialdom is like a wine field, many times, it is a fight for the amount of alcohol. To say that the amount of alcohol he drinks is already very amazing, looking at the entire Xijing, except for Wang Yixuan, everyone else basically doesn't pay attention to it. And the amount of alcohol that the old man drinks is more than twice as high as himself, which shows his strength.
What surprised him even more was that this Aunt Xiaomei's amount of wine was also amazing, as can be seen from the "appearance" of raising her hand just now, raising her neck, and pouring the whole bowl of daughter red into her mouth.
It's not a family, it's not a door. From this point of view alone, this Aunt Xiaomei can be regarded as the leader of the women's middle school, she just walked away from the ghost gate two years ago, and now she should still be in the stage of recuperation.
So, after drinking all the wine in the bowl, he quietly touched Qing'er's leg and asked, "Your Aunt Xiaomei actually dried it all in one gulp, is it okay to drink like this?" β
"Hee-hee!" Qing'er couldn't stop laughing: "What do you think! Let me tell you, you can't guess the order of the amount of alcohol in this house, haha! β
"What are you two little ones talking about?" The old man soon found out that the two of them were "deserting", so he smiled and nodded.
He was a little embarrassed, but he didn't want Qing'er to be unaware, so he directly told them about their discussion of Aunt Xiaomei's drinking.
"Yay! You? He hurriedly glanced at her, and kept looking at Aunt Xiaomei. That means why are you so unurbanized, all of a sudden, you suddenly appeared like a bamboo tube pouring beans, and Aunt Xiaomei should be unhappy when she turned around.
She pouted, didn't talk to him at all, and laughed directly: "Haha! Aunt Xiaomei won't be unhappy, mainly because you haven't drunk with Aunt Xiaomei, I don't know how much she has? β
"Oh?" His eyes widened, and some of them had an expression of disbelief.
Looking at Aunt Xiaomei again, after putting down the wine bowl, she just smiled, gently covered her mouth with her hand, and did not speak.
And the old man laughed at this time: "Okay, good! Since Thangka has this question, then for today's family banquet, we will follow the example of the heroes of Shuibo Liangshan and use the amount of wine to arrange the seats for the four members of our family, okay? β
"Good!" Aunt Xiaomei, who hadn't spoken much, was the first to respond, looking at him with a smile: "Thangka! When you come to the house today, you are all your own family anyway, so you don't have to show each other clichΓ©s. Let's follow what the old man said, and let a hero set a mutual seat, which is also in line with our family's culture. β
Tut-tut! He couldn't help but praise in his heart, if you want to say that this family has a genealogy, it is especially obvious in this Lu family. Other homes are what is this strict and that wide and so on, this road home can be good, not to mention anything else, this wine style is prosperous, it can be described as a great wonder in the world.
At this time, Qing'er also came to the momentum, applauded loudly, and proposed: "Since this talk was provoked by Thangka, let's sort it by Thangka first." If he doesn't get it right, punish him for drinking! β
"Good!" As soon as the baby daughter said this, the old man and Aunt Xiaomei immediately agreed, and let him fully understand what unity is.
He was speechless, first picked up the small wine jar, poured wine into everyone's bowl, then put down the jar, took up his own wine bowl, and said, "Good! Since everyone agrees that I should judge first, I will dare to say it. Before I say that, I'll take the initiative to drink some to give myself courage. So, this bowl of wine, I did it, everyone is free
γ Thank you for bringing me into this home, and I also encourage myself! β
The old man and the others all shouted: "Okay! He picked up the bowl and looked at him with a smile.
He raised the bowl with both hands and drank it all. After that, he smiled and glanced at the three of them in turn.
In fact, if he wanted to know how much the three people had drunk, there was still a way. After all, it has the superpower of choice, as long as you compare them one by one.
However, he really doesn't want to use his superpowers right now.
At this time, the emphasis is on a lively atmosphere, and if you understand everything too clearly, it will be boring. What's more, the amount of alcohol is a variable, obviously you can drink better than him, but if he wants to be strong and doesn't admit it, then he has to compete with a real knife and gun, and then rely on strength to speak!
Besides, for him, there are many things that don't require the use of superpowers. With the improvement of one's own observation and cognitive ability, the judgment and grasp of most situations have made a comprehensive leap, which is most obviously reflected in the capture and understanding of each detail.
For example, judging the amount of alcohol that Aunt Xiaomei drinks, Qing'er just said: "You don't know how much she can drink?" β
The implication is obvious. Aunt Xiaomei's amount of alcohol is almost "incomprehensible", and combined with Qing'er's words about her father's alcohol consumption from another angle, she used a sentence to drink and drink more. The implication is that although the old man drinks a lot, in front of his family, his self-control ability is not very good.
In other words, to put it more obviously, Aunt Xiaomei's amount of alcohol is above the old man. It may sound horrifying, but it's highly likely. Otherwise, Qing'er wouldn't have said that Aunt Xiaomei "doesn't know how much she can drink".
Good! And so it goes! The first two heroes have been arranged, Aunt Xiaomei is in the first seat, and the old man is in the second seat.
The next three or four places will be between himself and Qing'er.
Speaking from the heart, there are still some factors that make her lose to Qing'er's drinking. Girls, it's already very rare to be able to drink, and there's no need to fight one-to-one with men. If she really becomes like that, she is not a pure goddess, but a veritable female man.
Of course, then again, in terms of the amount of alcohol alone, the goddess and the female man are not the standard for measurement.
However, even so, he decided to rank himself in third place, with Qing'er at the bottom.
The reason why it was so arranged was because according to his judgment, the old man's alcohol consumption was one and a half times that of his own, and Qing'er would definitely not be able to reach this amount. So the old man is firmly in second place, and he will definitely be able to fight Qing'er, so there is no dispute that he is already ranked third, so Qing'er must be at the end.
After making up his mind, he smiled slightly and said the ranking unhurriedly.
After saying that, he made a false pause. I thought it was an explosive effect, and three people, one of whom counted as one, would be surprised that they had said the correct answer all at once, and burst into warm applause.
Unexpectedly, the three of them just smiled, as if they had made an appointment in advance, and they were not surprised at all.
"What? Am I not right? He was stunned for a moment, that is, he thought he must be the champion of the top three Dengke, but in the end, he didn't even squeeze into the last list, and only fell into the "name of Sun Shan".
The three of them all laughed, and Qing'er was the closest. Seeing that he was stunned, he smiled and relieved him: "Okay! Now that our Tang Zhuangyuan has finished answering the question, then we, the judges, will use wine to express our approval or disapproval. Let's come one by one, and if we agree with the first thangka, we will drink a bowl of wine. If you don't agree with it, don't drink it. And so on, that's fair enough, right? β
"Fair!" The old man and Aunt Xiaomei laughed and applauded.
Seeing that he still didn't react, she gently held his palm with her hand, told him not to worry too much, and said with a smile: "Then we will vote now on the first seat he just answered, do you have any objections to Aunt Xiaomei's alcohol ranking?" If not, drain the bowl of wine in front of you! β
His eyes widened, but he found that the old man, Aunt Xiaomei, including Qing'er, had all picked up the wine and dried it up, and he looked stupid!
Oh, my God! It seems that I really won the gamble bet! It turns out that Aunt Xiaomei, who is not inconspicuous, is really the leader of the female middle school, and the amount of wine is really invincible at this table!
What is recognized as the strongest person, today can be regarded as an insight!
is neither a domineering old man who shows the power of thunder, nor is it a quirky, innocent and mischievous Qing'er, but Aunt Xiaomei, who looks soft and weak, and always soft-spoken!
What is called pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and what is it called to overcome rigidity with softness, today can be regarded as a real understanding!
He finally came back to his senses, and was about to pick up the small wine jar to refill everyone's wine, but he was kicked by Qing'er unexpectedly.
"Why are you kicking me?" He was taken aback, and was about to question her, but saw Qing'er pouting at him: "Although you said that you are right, we have all drank, you have to accompany a bowl!" Right? β
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