"Okay, okay, old secretary, thanks to you, my old man received a dollar from you back then, you have accumulated great virtue, you saved my life! It's just that I didn't leave that day, the sun burned me, if I didn't have the dollar you gave, I wouldn't even have the money to take medicine, and I had no children or daughters at home to take care of, otherwise I would have to die in the house! The old man complained.

"Hahaha!" When the old secretary heard this, he smiled again and said, "Old bar, do you know why I gave you a dollar back then?" ”

"I don't know the old secretary."

"I see you pitiful, I know that you have no children, no daughters, no wives, and your legs and feet are not good, I know your suffering, you see the haircut you gave me with anger that year, it is the same as a dog's gnaw, and everyone laughs at me when they see me!"

Hahahaha!

There was laughter in the market again!

"I know I'm wrong old secretary, from now on, as long as you get a haircut, it's all on me, and I'm guaranteed to give you a haircut once a month, and I won't charge a penny!" The old bar head said.

"How much do you have to pay for a head now?" The old secretary asked.

"Five cents."

"Well, the price has gone up, how is the business?" The old secretary asked again.

"Okay, that old secretary, you can earn hundreds of dollars a month!" The old bar head said happily.

"Folks." The old secretary looked at the crowd of onlookers and said: "Fellow villagers, the party has given us good policies, advocated the development of the national economy, and encouraged us to use our hard-working hands to create a better life for us!" I won't say much today, first of all, I want to thank everyone who came here to do business, prospered our market, and activated the market economy, I would like to thank you all here, and welcome more people to do business! ”

"Now welcome our Comrade Xie Chuan to speak to us!"

After the old secretary finished speaking, there was thunderous applause from the market!

"Comrades!"

"Folks, you bombed the bunker!" As soon as Gou Yu spoke, he was interrupted by the old secretary and said.

"Oh no, folks, dear blind dates!"

Hahaha!

There was another loud laugh in the market, and some even laughed to tears!

"Quiet, quiet! This occasion is serious, please don't make noise, don't make noise, and stay quiet! ”

Hahaha!

The crowd really couldn't stand it, and the nondescript tone of the dog completely laughed at everyone, his every move, word and deed really made everyone unbearable!

"The market management listing ceremony is now officially begins!" The dog simply didn't say anything, and he couldn't say anything more, so hurry up, ending the battle as soon as possible is the most important thing!

"Hang a plaque! -" Gou Yu shouted loudly in a long voice.

The two stunned and hard rods couldn't help but say, and quickly picked up the plaque with "Market Management Committee" written on it, and hung it next to the door of the nondescript room that said it was an office.

"Next, I will read out the charter and articles of the Market Management Committee drafted by the Brigade Headquarters, which are as follows. The spring breeze blows the drums of war, and the spring breeze of reform blows all over the ground! In this excellent situation, along with the vigorous development of the market economy......"

How the big guy listens to the dog's leftover words are all emphasized during the Cultural Revolution, and I don't feel funny.

When he finished reading the "risk" on it, he began to read the specific rules below, especially when the dog left to read the third article, he saw that when it was written "thirty yuan per person per month", he hesitated, he did not read according to the original text, but changed a way, he read "each stall only charges one dollar per day".

As soon as this remark came out, the market began to be filled with different voices, so the dog left his hand held the letterhead with the seal in the air and said: "Everyone can see clearly, this is after serious discussion and formulation of the brigade department, is the conclusion reached after the careful summary of the market investigation, is the institutional regulations that represent the legitimacy of the government, I hope everyone can seriously implement it!" ”

"I disagree!" Just when the dog's remaining words fell, a voice sounded in the crowd, and everyone followed the voice, only to see the old barman who was a haircut and said: "I don't agree, why, ah?" You said at the beginning that you only charge three yuan a month, and now you say one dollar a day, which sounds good at first glance, but it will cost thirty in a month, thirty my folks! ”

It's over, what are you afraid of, the one who provokes trouble is coming, the old secretary was nervous at the time, what he was afraid of was this, as long as someone objected, this matter was not easy to do, the old secretary closed his eyes tightly!

"That's it, how can you talk without words, isn't this a robbery? We don't agree either! The strange voices in the crowd gradually increased!

"Folks, listen to me! The plan we have decided on is not specified in a vacuum, it is justified and reasonable. Gou Yu said loudly to everyone: "Think about it, we originally planned to cancel this free market, everyone knew how chaotic it was, not only did your business not do well, but also directly affected the travel of the people." ”

"This was supposed to be a wide and unobstructed avenue, but you have made it a dead end, you say, do you want to continue to do business here, or do you want to run around the streets and alleys like before, and live a life of wandering all day long?"

"We are anxious about what others are anxious about, think about what others think, but also in response to the party's call for economic reform, so that everyone has a good market environment, so that everyone can do business here with peace of mind, you have done business, and it is convenient for everyone, isn't this a good way to get the best of both worlds?"

"Today I put my words here, we welcome those who are willing to stay, and we will not stop those who are not willing to stay, since we have decided to keep this market, we cannot move against the market and undermine the party's call, we must continue to run the market!"

The dog's leftover money is talking, and it really has an effect, and people look at this little broken child who is still in the urine sludge and suddenly grows taller, as if he is really the acting secretary of the boiler sales king!

"I don't care, anyway, I just won't pay, and I won't leave, you can't talk and don't talk!" The old barman said with a stalk on his neck, a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

"Old bar, are you starting to mess up again, aren't you?" At this time, the old secretary opened his eyes and said.

"I don't have it, old secretary, this is what this kid told me personally, I don't believe you asked him!" The old barman was so anxious that he stomped his foot and said.

"I don't have to ask him." The old secretary thought for a while and said: "Okay, you should do this, in view of your special situation, you have a physical disability, you can go to the Municipal Disabled Persons' Federation to apply for a disability certificate, as long as you have this book, we can consider giving you a reduction or exemption of management fees, what do you think?" ”

The old man immediately stopped talking, he really couldn't believe that what the old secretary said was true, reduce the management fee, which means that as long as I have this certificate, I can not pay the fee, and I don't even have to pay three yuan!

"Old secretary, what you said is true?" The old man said with wide eyes.

"I'm the secretary, and I'm responsible when I speak!" Then the old secretary said to the crowd: "As long as everyone has the same situation, or has special difficulties at home, as long as there is a letter from the first-level government, we can give everyone a waiver, do you hear clearly?" The old secretary said loudly to everyone.

"Hear me clearly!" Everyone shouted in unison.

"But everyone must remember, remember to abide by the market order, and if you don't follow the rules, we will also be fined! Okay, everybody's busy. The old secretary said.

"If you are willing to stay, please go to the office to register your name, booth number, and pay the money!" Gou Yu shouted to everyone again.

As soon as the dog's words came out, I saw that the crowd began to swarm towards the hut, and in an instant the house was surrounded by water!

"Old secretary, you go back first, I'm starting to get busy." Gou Yu said to the old secretary.

"You wait." The old secretary stopped Gou Yu and said to the third captain: "Third captain, you work hard first, I will say a few words to Gou Yu back to the team headquarters, and I will come back for you later." ”

"Okay old secretary, go back, leave it to me here." After the three captains finished speaking, they walked to the hut with the sign of "Market Management Committee".

The people in the village gradually dispersed, and the old secretary was pushed towards the team headquarters.

"Nonsense! It's just a nonsense! Gou Yu pushed the old secretary back to the team headquarters, and the two staff on duty carried the old secretary into the office, only to see the old secretary slap the table coldly and say to Gou Yu: "Are you so troublesome, ah?" Tell me, why did you go back on your word, huh? Why doesn't talking count, huh? ”

"I wasn't prepared for it, I just said it casually." The dog was confused, and he couldn't think that the old secretary called him for this, so he could only say it casually.

"Nonsense, pure nonsense! Thanks to the fact that I was stunned, understood the situation, and was mentally prepared, otherwise you would have to have a big accident! ”

"You represent a first-level government, not yourself, your words must be done, your deeds must be fruitful, you see that you are making a fuss about this, thanks to my mental preparation, you almost broke the big thing, do you know, ah?" The old secretary said unceremoniously with a calm face and glaring at his eyes.

"Hehe, old secretary, it's not that serious, right? This little is worth your anger? The dog said with a hippie smile.

The old secretary slapped the table again and said, "Be serious! Who gave you a hippie smiley, huh? Every word you say will affect the success or failure of the whole big thing, you tell me yourself, if we are not there, can the big guy listen to you? If the big guys join forces to go to the government to sue you for your guilt? ”

"You don't care, say you're a person, you're a person, say you're not a person, you're a child, what's the responsibility? In the end, it's not all about us, it's none of your business, huh? Stab us at Lou Zi, want to overthrow the brigade headquarters, want to kill us old guys, ah? You're so daring, you! ”

The dog didn't speak, he also saw the scene at that time, when the old bar head objected, those people raised objections, he was really panicked at the time, no one thought that the old bar head would make such a show! If it weren't for the old secretary's words, there might have been a mess!

"Why don't you speak, huh? I know I'm wrong, huh? Remember in the future, you are a person in the society, you are a person in the brigade department, every word you say does not represent you personally, you must think twice! As he spoke, the old secretary picked up the cigarette on the table, took out one, lit it alone, and then felt that something was wrong, and threw the cigarette case in front of the dog.

Gou Yu did not go to get a cigarette, but said to the old secretary; "If you want to talk about this, it's not appropriate to think about it, what the old secretary said, exercise yourself when you grow up, you old man is busy, I should be busy too."

After the dog left, he turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by the old secretary and said: "You have nothing to do today, you just stay here for me honestly!" ”

The dog tilted his head and said, "Why? This is my job, I'm collecting the cashier, that's my credit, don't you forgive? ”

"Hey, I said you're a bunny!" The old secretary was not happy when he heard it and said, "I just said a few words about you, you don't like to listen to it, ah?" Merit is merit or demerit, I just want you to reflect on your mistakes here today, you still want to turn the world upside down! ”

"Hey, I'm talking about you, the old secretary." When the dog heard this, he widened his eyes and said to the old secretary: "I also understand what you said clearly, I am wrong, I will correct it in the future, you let me stay here like this, not to mention the delay of work, and delay the income, I still have a lot of important things to do in my stomach, where did I get the kung fu to accompany you here to chatter!" ”

"So what other ideas do you have for you?" The old secretary asked in a hurry.

"Pull you down, the more I say, the more you scold me, the more sins I have, and I'm not so stupid!" The dog sneered.

"I'm pushing you to progress, I'm educating you to take fewer detours and grow up as soon as possible, and take the lead as soon as possible!"

"Pull it down, you! I just discovered a problem now, when you praise me, you can't find fault with me to praise me, and when you scold me, I am actually right, just because you took advantage of the loophole! I also told you that you don't have to praise me or scold me in the future, I know what I have to do! After the dog finished speaking, he raised his legs and was about to leave.

"Hey, hey, wait, I'll ask one last question." The old secretary hurriedly said.

"Hurry."

"Did the third captain give you money?" The old secretary asked.

"Given it."

"How much?"

Gou Yu just wanted to say, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he said, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"Oh, and you'll be fine with the money?"

What do you mean to get the money and be fine? Gou Yu seemed to understand the meaning of the old secretary and said, "Then what do you want?" ”

"You should say this, what do I say like this?"

"Didn't I buy you a cigarette?" Gou Yu remembered the promise he had made to buy a cigarette for the old secretary at the last meeting.

"Oh, that's what you bought for me, too? You have a box on the left and a box on the right, and they are all for the big guy, and I don't have a few boxes. ”

"Hey!" Gou Yu sighed deeply and said, "I said the old secretary, the old secretary, you are asking for bribes, do you know?" ”

"Do you have the ability to sue me? I'm going to ask for a bribe today, what can you do with me, huh? ”

"Okay, okay, you wait for you to be paralyzed, anyway, you can't escape from this house, you see how I still clean you up!" After saying that, the dog turned around and walked out of the old secretary's office.

Hahahaha!

There was a hearty laugh in the office!

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