"Where's the dog?" Early in the morning, he ran to the well room in a daze, and as soon as this guy entered the door, he shouted angrily into the yard.

"What are you doing? Is your house on fire? The fourth aunt was startled by this sudden voice, and hurriedly turned around and looked at the second stunned person and asked.

"Oh, Aunt Four, don't make trouble, where is the dog left, the old secretary called him, hurry up." The second stunned man gasped and said.

"Old secretary? What did the old secretary call him to do early in the morning? I haven't eaten that yet. The fourth aunt asked.

"This is all an official's business, how do I know if I'm an errand runner, hurry up, the old secretary said, he is limited to ten minutes to rush to the brigade headquarters." The second stunned said.

", isn't it? Ten minutes, I'm half an hour, what's the matter, he can't eat me with an old helper? At this time, the dog came out of the house and said slowly.

"Well, I got the letter anyway, and I don't care when you get there." The second stunned man saw that the dog was talking like this, and he lost his temper and said.

"Is the meal ready?" Gou Yu glanced at Aunt Li, who was busy on the stove, and asked.

"Hurry up and put the floor table, I can't delay your big event." Aunt Li said that she picked up a stack of bowls of rice and went to "Ding Ling".

"Stunned, sit down and eat together." Kuroko washed his face and said to the second stunned.

"Hey, thank you, Uncle Kuroko." The two stunned people ran away happily and went to serve food.

"I said dumbfounded, you're welcome, huh? As soon as you let it, you will go to the kang. The fourth aunt quipped.

"Hehe, fourth aunt, look at how good your old man is, everywhere you go, look at me again, I'm a child without a father like you, you can make it convenient!" The second stunned said.

"Hey, what I said to you was playing that, the person who said it was sour in his heart, why is this, don't take it seriously. I know that it is not easy for you to live alone, if you are hungry and thirsty in the future, you can come here. After speaking, the fourth aunt glanced at the dog leftover and said, "You said right, dog leftover?" ”

"You don't have to let this, you don't have to ask for it, the monkey spirit monkey spirit, press the tail and go to the zoo, can you starve him to death?" As he spoke, he set up the table and sat down.

"I don't eat for nothing, do you know why I went to the brigade headquarters early? I'm going to get the plaque, boss, the plaque is ready, we can open today! The second stunned said.

"What do you say? Is the plaque ready? The dog asked hurriedly, this was a big thing he had been thinking about.

"Yes, yesterday the second captain told me that he would let me go to the brigade headquarters early tomorrow morning to get the plaque. I went early in the morning, and the old secretary said that the plaque was in the duty room, and you went to call the dog to come over, ten minutes, and told him that it would not wait for the expiration date! The second stunned said.

As soon as the dog heard the "poof", he stood up and said to the second stunned: "You are such a fucking mallet!" Why didn't you say it earlier, huh? You guys who don't succeed enough and have more than enough failures! ”

After the dog finished speaking, he quickly got up and left the well room in a hurry.

"Leftovers, the meal is right in front of you, just this moment, huh?" Aunt Li stood by the stove and shouted at the gate.

The dog was left, and the second stunned man also stood up and said, "You guys eat, I'll leave too." ”

"Hey, hey, what's this, ah? No one is going to let you go? The fourth aunt hurriedly motioned for the second stunned man to sit down and eat, and said, "Hurry up and eat, he is busy with him, what's the good thing in hindering you?" Hurry up and sit down to eat. ”

"Oh, my fourth aunt, you don't know this terrible ancestor, I'd rather not eat this meal, I don't want him to point his nose and scold for a long time, people want to face trees and bark!" After the two stunned finished speaking, he glanced at the dry food on the stove, went up and pulled two or three of them, and disappeared into the well room with his legs.

Hahaha!

There was a burst of laughter in the well room!

"Why are you old secretary, why are you in such a hurry, you won't even be allowed to eat?" The dog came to the team headquarters and said to the old secretary when he entered the door.

"I don't eat today, and you can't eat either. I've been thinking about what you're saying for a long time, and now that everything is ready, it's all that's left to do. I ask you now, are you sure? This is a big deal, do a good job, mess up, the person who scolds is not you, but my old secretary, you have to think about this matter clearly! The old secretary said.

"You see you're serious, right? How big is that, huh? This thing is a matter of course, everyone thinks that this thing is right, it should go all the way to the dark, we are doing the right thing above board, and we are not stealing chickens and dogs, you see that you are still weak-hearted, you retreat, how do we do our work? You're such an old fool! Gou Yu said unceremoniously!

"Yo, I'm reminding you to do this carefully, you can do it well, Zhu Bajie beat me upside down, and I blocked my mouth at once! Okay, you're a dog, your ability is not small! The old secretary shook his head and said, "Then you can talk about it, you can tell me what to do next." ”

The old secretary's worries are indeed necessary, first, there is no provision at the time to prove its reasonableness, and second, there is no first explanation of its legitimacy, as the saying goes, the people do not sue the officials and do not hold them accountable, this is enough to make people worry, this is the most worrying place for the old secretary.

"Doing it with great fanfare, gongs and drums opening the way, firecrackers ringing in unison, the secretary leading the team, and the cadres following, isn't this the beginning of the government ceremony!" The dog blinked dryly, and Baliso said crisply.

"Your name is a fox and a fake tiger! The secretary also led the team, didn't you obviously push me to the forefront, ah? Was it your idea or my decision? The cadres are still following, who do you think you are, ah? Play with us? The old secretary said with a sinking face.

"Look at it, look at it, isn't this all a normal working procedure, what the team department has decided, this is also doing things according to the rules, why can't it work for you, ah? I said, old secretary, do you agree or don't agree? What the hell do you want to do when you called me early in the morning, huh? ”

"If you want to retreat, you said earlier, I won't stop you, I can't stop you, the second stunned said that the plaques are all done, the third captain gave me all the passes, and that's all that is left to open the house, do you want to sweep the big guy's fun, or do you want to have problems with my dog, ah? Yes, I won't be with you in this inkblot anymore, just say it, nod and shake your head at you, I'll wait! Gou Yu said unceremoniously!

"Hey, dog, you've cornered me! But you have to remember, I don't want to be sorry for your recklessness, maybe one day I'll quit, you have to leave me a good name! The old secretary said.

"Don't worry, old secretary, I'm pushing you today, you just sit in a wheelchair and don't say a word, everything is up to me, look at you!" Gou Yu said without thinking.

"Alright then, I'll be a puppet before I leave, I hope you can do a good job!" The old secretary said.

"He said well, I'll do something, you can rest assured, it's a success!" After the dog left, he flowed out of the old secretary's office with a "slippery", he didn't want to ink with this old guy anymore, so as not to have a long night and many dreams!

As soon as Gou Yu came out of the office, he saw the second stunned man hurriedly running from the gate of the team headquarters, and the dog left hurriedly greeted the second stunned man and said: "Go, hurry up and buy me a few firecrackers, and the second foot also wants to buy more, hurry up!" ”

"Where's the money?" The second stunned man stretched out his hand and said to the dog.

"You don't have any money in your pocket? Where did I give you the money, huh? Fucking eating, drinking, or prostitution, huh? Gou Yu said with a glaring eye and a face.

"Oh, my little ancestor, you can accumulate some virtue in your mouth! Just that little money, how long has it been, I can't stand the spending! Really out of money? The second stunned man said with a sad face.

Gou Yu pinched a handful of trouser pockets, felt the crisp sound of "cluck", he suddenly remembered the thirty yuan that the bean sprouts gave him, so he said to the second stunned: "Pay it yourself, hurry up." ”

The second stunned looked at the dog leftover and said, "The money is in your pocket, how can I take it, you take it out." ”

"You're so fucking verbose, let you take it, what's the nonsense?" Gou Yu said with a glare.

The second stunned saw that the dog was serious, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and took out thirty yuan from the dog's trouser pocket, he looked at it, there was still a note in it, and he couldn't read, so he said: "What does this mean?" ”

"You don't care about it so much, just buy it."

"It doesn't take so much, ten dollars is enough."

"Take it all, it's all yours, count me as what I owe you in this life, hurry up, you can let me save some snacks!"

The second stunned man took the money and disappeared into the team headquarters.

"Attention members and residents, please pay attention to members and residents, folks of the gong and drum team, please come to the brigade headquarters after hearing the announcement, and please come to the brigade headquarters after hearing the announcement. Captain 1, Captain 2, Captain 3, you also come to the team headquarters. Broadcast again, please note that members and residents are careful, and that members and residents are mindful ......"

The loudspeaker began to broadcast again, and the sound immediately spread throughout the village.

The staff on duty had already opened the door of the warehouse, just waiting for the gong and drum corps of the villagers to come. The three captains didn't dare to slack off when they heard the radio, so they hurried to the team headquarters.

"Comrades!"

"Hahahaha!"

Gou Yu's mouth attracted a burst of laughter, and Gou Yu hurriedly said to everyone: "Be serious, this is a major public matter, no hippie smiles!" Now listen to me, the gong and drum team is in front of the road, I push the old secretary behind, the three captains follow behind, and the other villagers follow behind! ”

Then Gou Yu pushed and pulled the old secretary over, the gong and drum team was ready, the three captains stood behind Gou Yu, and when Gou Yu saw that everything was ready to stop, he shouted to the gong and drum team in front: "Target, free market, pull out, knock up!" ”

Knock knock, knock knock! ……

The deafening sound of gongs and drums shook this quiet morning, and in an instant, thousands of people were empty, men, women and children went out together, and the tail team followed the procession to the vegetable market.

The sound of gongs and drums has long been heard in the bustling morning market, and people are talking about it, no one knows what is happening, and when the huge procession arrives at the market, the people are still in the dark.

Now the market is indeed different from before, this is something that everyone feels the same for, both sides of the avenue are drawn from the south to the north of the dividing line, very neat, the boundaries are divided into equal grids, each stall is a grid, there is no one messy, the order is very orderly.

"Hurry up, hurry up, hard rod, fire the gun!" When the gong and drum team came to the steering wheel factory, the two stunned people urged the hard stick to quickly fire the cannon to welcome the arrival of the gong and drum team, and suddenly the firecrackers rang out in unison, blowing up the entire market!

Knock knock, knock knock! ……

The sound of gongs and drums and firecrackers were intertwined, and the whole market was boiling in an instant!

The small kung fu gong and drum team came to the scrap purchase station, that is, the location of the house built by the dog leftover, the dog left to stop pushing the wheelchair, the old secretary on the car looked at this familiar free market from beginning to end, he also sincerely felt the changes here, the old artists who used to walk the streets and alleys in the market also mostly recognized the old secretary, and then people remembered what the dog said a few days ago, the market should be listed for official operation.

"This is the house you built?" The old secretary shouted in the ear of the dog left.

Gou Yu "hehe" laughed twice and said, "Yes, old secretary." ”

"That's too basic, isn't it? The walls are not plastered, and the doors and windows are not cleaned? Roof or asbestos tile? The old secretary asked with an unhappy face.

"Stop, stop, stop!" The market was too chaotic, the sound was too noisy, and the eardrums were about to burst, and the dog left loudly stopped the gong and drum team and said: "Comrades, be quiet, comrades, be quiet!" ”

When the traders in the market saw so many people with heads and faces in the ranks, they were talking about this broken child who usually pointed at them with a milky voice, and there were also "comrades" who looked awkward and funny, and people couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Everyone, be quiet, please be quiet!" At this time, the third captain spoke, not to mention, the adults suddenly quieted down, and the third captain looked like an official at a glance, and the people were very convincing to that station.

"Big guy, be quiet, now talking to you is our boiler sales king, Comrade Xie Chuan, the acting secretary of our village, now please talk to us!" The third captain said loudly to the market.

What the? Boiler sales king, also acting secretary? Just this naughty boy? The nipples haven't been broken yet! People's eyes are focused on the dog leftovers, and they can't see anything special about this guy!

"Comrades, folks, do you see this person in a wheelchair? He is our old secretary, let us welcome our old secretary with the warmest applause! Not to mention, the two sentences of the dog are quite in place, which caused unanimous applause from everyone.

"Seriously, why are you carrying me out?" The old secretary whispered to the dog.

"Oh, now we invite the old secretary to speak!" After the dog left, he raised his hands and applauded fiercely.

There was thunderous applause in the market!

Hi! You poor boy! The old secretary secretly scolded in his heart, I came to help you, cheering, you are the protagonist, why do you let me speak, you kid is really good at treacherous and slippery!

"Hello folks!" The old secretary has no choice, everyone is looking at that, don't care if it's from another village, or from this village, don't care if you know or don't know, since the dog has carried himself out, what's the matter, I'm also a secretary, and if I don't want to say a few words, I can't say a few words!

"Folks, I am the old secretary of this village." The old secretary said: "I just looked all the way from the south of the village, I saw a lot of familiar faces, although many people are not from the village, but you reminded me of the past years, let me think of the days when we got along in those years. ”

"For example, if you sharpen scissors and grab knives, he sharpens the scissors and kitchen knives in our family, and he does a beautiful job! Grind once for three years! ”

As soon as the old secretary's words were finished, the onlookers gave the warmest applause to Lao Yutou!

"Oh, old secretary, your words are very useful, my business will be popular in the future, I thank you, old secretary!" Lao Yutou gratefully hugged his fist to the old secretary and said.

"Also, there's a hot old barhead with a shaved head. Speaking of this person, I have to say a few more words, I don't say anything about the shaving technique, it's just that there is a stinky problem, and I always like to raise the bar with others. I remember one time he sat in the village for most of the day, and no one asked him for a haircut, and finally I couldn't look at it, and I couldn't bear to walk over. ”

"I said, old bar, how much is it? He rolled my eyes and said angrily, "One piece!" As soon as I heard that he had no business to do, I said to him, don't you have two cents a piece, how did you change it? He glared at him and said, I am in charge of my own business, I will pay as much as I say, and you will be in charge? ”

"When I heard it, I was angry, isn't it unreasonable, you are angry and make money, you don't buy and sell, you can't be angry with me? Besides, I'm here to give money, so why take it by force? Later I said, do you know who I am? He said confidently with a stalk on his neck, aren't you the village party secretary, what's the big deal, I said one piece, you don't care about it! ”

When the onlookers heard this, they all burst into laughter!

"Oh, old secretary, don't talk about it, I couldn't stand you back then, can't I apologize to you? I've just established myself here, and the business is not bad, don't make me yellow, I beg you, old secretary, I eat the whole family alone, I'm at this age, it's not easy for me to make money! At this time, the old barman hurriedly stepped forward and said.

"Hahaha, old bar, how are you?" The old secretary laughed and looked at the old barhead and said.

This book was first published in Reading Rim