07 Let go of that cute tiger and let me come!
"I'm back"
While saying the lines that appear most often in anime, Ryu'er opens the door to Ogawa's house with the goods he bought from the supermarket.
According to the classic scenes in the harem anime, there should be a little wife in a naked~ apron kneeling at the door of the entrance now, saying the above sentence [Welcome back] and then biting the food point to the man and asking [Are you going to eat first, or take a bath first, or ......] The latter words do not need to be said, but the little wife's appearance of wanting to welcome and be ashamed already explains everything. What happened after that can be summed up in four words:
[It's cool! 】
But it's a pity that Long'er can only think about such a thing, because there is already a roar in response to Long'er in the room.
"It's too slow!!"
This roar made Long Er's already scarred heart even more severe.
With a somewhat gloomy mood, Long Er walked to Dahe's bedroom.
Golden dust fluttered in the bedroom, and the river sat in a corner of the bed wrapped in red sheets. Like a wounded little squirrel, he looks pitiful and helpless. There were tears in the corners of his eyes.
It is said that women are particularly insecure when they are weak, and Long'er spends too much time on the road. It makes Dahe, who is alone at home, a little uneasy~ That's why he had such an angry roar when he just entered the door.
"I'm sorry~ Dahe, I'm coming back late. I'm sorry. ”
Throwing the goods in his hand on the ground casually, Long Er ran in front of Dahe in three steps and two steps. hugged Dahe and apologized over and over again. His hands also kept stroking Dahe's head, hoping to soothe Dahe's uneasiness.
"Let me go...... You stinky dog. It smells like a dog all over me. ”
It seemed that the sense of uneasiness had gradually disappeared, and his face struggled with a slight flush in the river in Long'er's arms. However, her body is weak, and her strength at this time is basically equal to zero.
"Okay, good~ Don't get excited. I'll just let it go. ”
The resistance of the river is zero, but for now, in order to prevent the river from getting too emotional, it is better to let it go first.
Although at the moment of letting go of the big river, Long Er felt a little lost in his heart.
I don't know if she feels the same way~
Long Er looked at Dahe in distraction and thought like this.
"Hey! What are you looking at~What do I want~"
Looking at Long'er's eyes looking at him for a while, he couldn't help but interrupt Long'er's distraction a little shyly.
"Oh!! Oh! Here~Here. ”
Awakened by the river, he picked up the goods that had been thrown aside just now in a panic and lifted them towards the river.
"So much? And this one is...... Supermarket in Gallerfort? If I'm not mistaken...... This supermarket is only available in the neighboring town~ That's why you came back so late?! ”
He was already frowning a little when he was looking at Long'er's big bags and small bags, looking at the font on the shopping bag in the supermarket, and said to Long'er with a hint of anger.
"Don't get excited! Take it easy! The important thing for you at this time is to stabilize your emotions, otherwise your illness will fall to the root of the disease in the future, you don't want to be so miserable every month~"
Although she knew that the emotions of girls in this time period were the most troublesome, Long'er still tried her best to stabilize Dahe's emotions.
"Say~~"
After taking a few deep breaths, Dahe exhaled a word.
"Ahem~ The reason why I bought so much in the first place is what brand and type of [that] you want to use~~ I didn't tell me okay about the product~ Everyone else is contracted for fish ponds, but I am contracted for ...... [that] commodity...... I'm also helpless~"
Long Er looked at Dahe and said with a complaining face.
"Uh~~ verbose! As my dog, being able to know the owner's mind at all times is the number one point, don't you know?! ”
was reminded by Long'er, and then remembered the situation of hurriedly driving Long'er out to buy [that] goods, causing Long'er to buy such a lot of things, and indeed had his own responsibility. But it would be so simple to admit that it would not be a big river, and in the end, all the fault was put on Long'er.
"Yes! I will definitely work hard to connect with you in the future! The direction of the way! ”
Long Er saluted Dahe in a serious manner, which looked like a promise to the party ~ the country that he would swear to complete this task.
"You! ……”
I felt that Long'er said something terrible, but it was obviously said according to his own instructions, which made Dahe a little unsure of what to do for a while. In the end, I had to change the topic in a hurry.
"Then why go to Lingzhen to buy it? Don't tell me, you have a discount membership card or something. ”
"Speaking of this~ Dahe...... O great river!! ”
Thinking of the scene just now, Long Er couldn't help but rush forward and hug Dahe. Take it and rub it against Dahe's cheek with his cheek. He said while crying.
"I was in the supermarket just now~☆∞⊙∽$~%?...,#*'☆&°C$〈★?"
"Oh~I see~ I don't dare to approach someone in the supermarket because I was mistaken for a strange person~"
"I'm also said to be a dangerous character by the aunts~"
"Female students don't dare to get close to themselves even if they use tampons~"
"If you take a step slower, you will almost be forcibly pushed by the security guard of the supermarket~"
Dahe translated Long'er's words sentence by sentence.
"But ah!! Do you have a dime to do with this?! Fuck off! You stinky! ”
Taihe said angrily.
"Calm down! Calm down! It's just subconsciously seeking some comfort~ comfort. It's like receiving a dandelion blown away by the wind, which seems melodious, but in fact all you want is a place where you can live for yourself. ”
Long Er stood up in a deep tone, looked at the window of Dahe's house and said with a faint thought. Although the window of Dahe's bedroom is actually only his own room.
"Hehe~~ Get out!"
Dahe picked up the goods at hand and smashed them directly at Long'er's head!
"Hey, hey! Let's go! Can't I go right away? Just in time to prepare dinner for you. ”
While dodging the cube goods thrown by the river, Long'er ran out of the bedroom and closed the door by the way.
"Dead dog! Stinky dogs! A stinky dog that will only take advantage of the owner and will not admit it! ”
Dahe scolded while selecting the goods brought back by Long'er.
After a pause, it seems that he has found which one he usually uses. Some happily unpacked. Lifted the sheet that had been wrapped slightly, revealing a fat man wearing only white cotton. Put your hands on both sides and work hard~
"By the way, Dahe, have you chosen that brand? Show me, and if you ask for more, I won't ......."
The dragon who suddenly opened the door of me was staring blankly at the scene in front of him.
“……”
Dahe, who leaned down slightly, turned his head to look at Long Er by the bedroom door, looking like he couldn't think.
"Oh~ It turned out to be this brand and style! ~I see. Then remember to wrap the quilt again after changing, so as not to get cold~ Then I'll cook for you. ”
As if he was very experienced, Long Er, who had stood still, spoke slowly and slowly to the river. Then he closed the door to Dahe's bedroom with a calm expression.
"Kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In the bedroom where the door was closed, there was a sound that could triple the entire apartment.
"Anyway, let's remember the picture just now in my mind~ Even if I die, I miss it, don't you~"
Long Er could only comfort himself like this.
After that, maybe Dahe was too weak to kill Long'er, or he was brewing a way to directly crush Long'er's bones and scatter ashes, and there was no movement in the bedroom at once. After a slight pause, the dragon could only walk towards the kitchen in a huff.
"Cooking can bring happiness to people. Master Liu Angxing, don't fool me~"
Long'er, who can only put all his expectations on the dishes he makes, said with tears in his eyes.
After a busy time, Long'er's cooking is finally ready.
With a tray in hand, he knocked on the door of Dahe's bedroom.
"What's that...... I...... I've got food for you. ”
"Come in~"
There is not the slightest emotion revealed~ out, and then I can't guess what the girl inside is thinking.
Entering the room, Dahe still wrapped himself in the quilt. Godless eyes don't know what they're thinking.
"Anyway...... Big...... Great river, first ...... Grab a bite to eat...... East ......"
"Hand Come~"
Before Long Er could finish a complete sentence, Dahe took the lead in speaking.
"Well~~ give."
I don't know why, but it's better to follow the instructions of the big river.
"Woo~~~~~"
"It hurts~"
Looking at the palm that was bitten in Dahe's mouth, Long Er narrowed his eyes in pain. The reaction nerve in my head desperately told myself, hurry up and pull my hand back! Gotta draw it back!
But...... No~
If you pull it back at this time, Dahe's mouth will hurt......
Blood slowly flowed out of the mouth of the river, but the dragon knew it was his own.
Even so, you can't pull it back~ hand
Then just as Long Er was thinking like this, the big river bite gradually loosened, and then Long Er felt a touch of disbelief.
It felt like jelly, but it had a warm touch that slid over his wounds......
"Great River !!"
Long Er was a little shocked, but she didn't know how to say it.
"This is a punishment~...... And the rewards...... Did you hear that? Stinky Dog~"
Slowly leaving Long'er's palm, Dahe's eyes almost didn't dare to touch Long'er, with some vague feelings, Dahe said softly with something he had never felt before.
"Ah~~Ah, that's so~"
Long Er was able to respond to Mumu at this time.
"I'm still hungry~~~"
"Yes~~ Yes !! right away"
Long Er sent the tray in his hand into the river.
"Just porridge?"
Big River looking at what's inside the tray? Said with some disappointment.
"It's better to be light at this time, but this is carefully prepared~ Let's eat and see~"
Like a delirious dragon who was confused by the reward of the river, all that was left in his mind now was how to greet the girl in front of him.
"Huo~Try it~~When~~~"
Taiga picked up the spoon with some anticipation, but in the end, the spoon that was not held steady fell on the tray.
"Really, you stinky dog doesn't even have the strength to hold a spoon?"
Dahe said a little unhappily.
"To ...... Or...... I'll help you!! ”
Long Er said nervously.
Dahe suddenly looked at Long Er with some surprise, wanting to say something...... In the end, he didn't say anything, but his mouth opened slightly, as if he was a little embarrassed, but opened it slightly. But this look is ......
How can it be repaired!!
The dragon roared in his heart.
nervously picked up the spoon, dug some slightly, put it in front of his mouth to blow cold, and sent it to his mouth that was still biting himself just now.