06. So, what does an aunt mean?
"Look~ Look, that person is actually wandering in that place~"
"This person must be a pervert~pervert~"
"Really, I'm in a hurry to use it now!! I'm so embarrassed that I don't dare to go over~~"
"Hey, hey! Xiao-in-law Liang ~ Xiao-in-law Liang. Don't go over now! That person looks like the kind of person who says, "If you cut your whole family, you will definitely cut your whole family"!! It's going to be life-threatening! I've got a little bit here, you use it first! ”
"Woo~ Thank you, but why is it a tampon~~"
To tell the truth, the five senses that Long'er was proud of can now be said to be very annoying~ The aunt next to her, the female student, and the very small words are all in her ears one by one. But now Long'er's mood is-
It's so embarrassing~ It's super embarrassing now~ What to do.
If you have to describe your current mood, it is that you haven't wiped your mouth clean after eating mango. After going to the bathroom, I came out with a full burp. And then the embarrassment of being seen is 153,475.25 times stronger!!
I've lowered my head as much as possible here, trying to cover my face, and I keep stroking my bangs with my hands. I have been wandering around this small place in the supermarket for a long time, and I have not taken it off several times when I reach out for the small bags of goods on the shelves. Originally, there was a small area with customers in twos and threes by Long'er, but it has basically been cleared by Long'er, in the current popular phrase, "I want the whole world to know, this place is contracted by me"
"Anyway...... That guy from Dahe, he didn't tell me what model, brand, or style he used!! ”
Long Er stopped abruptly and found a very serious problem.
However, the reality of the situation is no longer allowed to allow Long Er to think so much, and the security guard of the supermarket is already on standby with rubber rollers in hand. And there are more and more people in this small area. You must know that watching the excitement is definitely not only the patent of the people of the Celestial Empire~
"How can it be repaired!! Can't I take it all?!! ”
With salt water mixed with the corners of his eyes, he picked up the small package of goods on the goods shelf and didn't look at it. It's all in the shopping basket. And I took all the same small pieces of the goods. After that, he quickly ran to the cashier in the aisle where the crowd slowly dodged, and put the goods into the shopping bag one by one under the strange eyes of the cashier lady.
Long'er, who walked out of the door in the cashier's unnatural "welcome again" sentence, looked at the sunny sky outside and sighed deeply in her heart. Said slowly.
"Why did it become like this~~"
Then I remembered what happened at noon today.
Today is a good time for Saturdays and Sundays, and the trio of Kirino and Saori the black cat went to Akihabara, Ami went to visit her home as a teacher, and Taiko was busy for a while. Although Long'er had persuaded her that there was no need to fight so hard, but looking at Taizi, she smiled and said, "Looking at the painful appearance of the person who was being changed by me, I don't know why I always have a sense of pleasure."
Hearing Taizi say this, Long Er shuddered, and didn't dare to say more.
So in the end, at home on weekends, only Long'er is left, and some are calm and some lonely. I was going to code some text to solve it. But it was broken by the sudden call from the big river.
"Really, what do I mean I don't want to move today. But I'm so hungry, I'll immediately roll to my house to cook~ Obviously, the bedroom is less than 3 meters away from my house. One jump can come to me. After eating, you can go back with a jump. I still have to call me to send it over. I want to take a shortcut, and I won't be allowed to go through the window. It's so bad that I'm going to go around in a big circle. ”
Many incomprehensible orders also made Long Er stand at the door of Dahe's house and complain.
Of course, Long Er would never admit that she was a little overjoyed when she received a call from Dahe asking him to come to her house. Although I brought a lot of ingredients, raw seafood, flying in the sky, and running on the ground all brought some of these things. It's just a matter of getting started. That's right! It's just a matter of getting your hands dirty. It's not that the family is a little lonely, and then Dahe asked me to go to her house, and I'm a little happy~ Absolutely not!
I didn't dare to look at the ingredients in my hands, so I could only put my face aside, in order to be able to hide my weakness a little.
Of course, no matter what thoughts Long Er has in his heart now, he is now Long Er who has come to the door of Dahe's house. It's also not very good to be able to make other choices.
"Ding Dong~"
Ring the doorbell of Oga's house. Wait a while...... No response?
"Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~"
Some of them were impatient and rang the doorbell a few more times. But what I got was silence inside the door.
You're not going to fall asleep, are you?
Long Er thought about the first time he came to Dahe's house, obviously he had been planning outside the door for a long time, but when he entered the room, there was only one person who was still in the big bed and kept the baby sleeping position, although ...... When the sun shone on her, Long Er also had to admit that he saw the angel~
Thinking of this, Long Er also put his hand on the doorknob.
"Sure enough~it's not closed~"
Long Er sighed without knowing whether he was happy or worried, and also carried a large bag into Dahe's house.
"Big River~ I'm in~ Are you still sleeping?"
Long Er shouted casually while putting down the ingredients in his hand.
"Well~ really? …… And sure enough~~"
Listening to the slight movement coming from Dahe's bedroom, Long Er knew that Dahe was probably sleeping and didn't run, and then the second was really ~~
Looking at the messy appearance of Dahe's entire home, Long Er sighed a little, school uniforms, pajamas, casual clothes, and ...... Compact ...... Inner ~ clothes or something, as well as pantyhose and over-the-knee socks (don't ask me, these two will be ranked behind the fat times), so that Long'er doesn't know where to look. But we are proud that the kitchen is fortunate to be free of all kinds of unwashed dishes and accumulated bento boxes.
"Sure enough, it's a good proposal to come to my house for dinner every day~"
In short, this is also Jean, who is preparing to clean up the dragon in Dahe's house, and it is not so difficult to clean up. When I went to the bathroom, I brought the basket for washing clothes, and I put away the school uniform and civilian clothes that I was wearing outside, and then I was ...... Underwear ~ pants up.
"Really, girls, learn not to be so casual~"
Long Er said a little embarrassed, while carefully pinching it with the tips of her fingers. However, the dragon soon froze.
"This ...... Is this bloodstained? The blood stains on the fat side are ahh ”
"Knock~"
As if disturbed by the dragon's voice, there was a dull noise in Dahe's bedroom.
"Big River?"
A little uncertain, but now I still ran quickly to Dahe's bedroom, although he hesitated at the door, but it was not the first time that he had broken into Dahe's bedroom so bluntly, so he immediately opened the bedroom door. The first time I looked at the big bed in the bedroom, no one? Or is it that I didn't see the big river here in the first place?
"It hurts~~ Damn~ What is the stupid dog howling there! ~ Estrus? ”
Some faint voices rang out beside the river's bed. The dragon walked over quickly. The river, which was almost curled up, was lying on the ground, clutching his stomach in pain.
"Big River!! What happened to you? ”
Immediately ran to Dahe's side, hugged Dahe in his arms with the gentlest strength he had never used, and asked a little nervously.
"Stink...... Stinky dog, don't get so close to me~ The smell of dogs and your stupidity will reach me. ”
Dahe looked at the appearance of being held by Long'er, and was a little unaccustomed. But he couldn't use any strength on his body, and only used the dragon who was stimulated by his poisonous tongue.
"Not really!! Stupid and dog stink!! And is now the time to talk about this? What the hell is wrong with you? Sick?! Going to the hospital? I'll call right away!! No! Or I'll carry you now. ”
Originally, I was a little angry and complained, but looking at Dahe's weak appearance now, I still said nervously. And he was ready to rush towards the hospital with the river in his arms.
"Stupid! You guy...... Hospital, do you want your master to be ugly? ”
Dahe was very nervous and stopped Long'er's proposal and action to go to the hospital.
"So what's going on~~ By the way, don't talk about it yet, since you don't want to go to the hospital, you'd better lie in bed first."
As she spoke, Long Er carefully prepared to gently put Dahe on the big bed in the way of a princess hug.
"Wait!!"
Dahe shouted in a panic as if he had thought of something.
"Again...... What's wrong with it? ”
Being surprised by Dahe's surprise made Long Er a little nervous.
"No...... Don't put me in the middle, put ...... Put it aside a little. ”
For some reason, Dahe blushed a little. Stammered.
"Why?"
"Something dirty...... Yes...... Anyway, just listen to me, you stinky!! ”
The river whispered with an embarrassed look, and finally turned into an angry order.
"Really, I finally know, why did you fall out of bed just now, it's such a big bed."
Although I was puzzled, I still followed Dahe's instructions and gently placed Dahe on the side of the bed, but fortunately the bed was big enough. And the river is so small......
"I always feel like you're thinking about something very rude."
Dahe's sharp eyes fixed on Long'er.
"Not really!! Ahem~ Anyway, what the hell are you doing? ”
Hurriedly diverting the words, Long Er asked Dahe, who was lying on the bed a little weak.
"I didn't count the date yesterday...... Then when I took a shower at night, it suddenly turned into cold water, and I didn't think about how long I continued to wash, and I ate an ice cream. After that, yesterday the weather was very stuffy, so I turned on the air conditioner. And then it became like this? ”
The river babbled.
"Huh? Got a cold stomach? But the days are not good...... Wait a minute!!! ”
Blood stains on the fat side - dirt on the bed - and weakness - cold water -
Long'er, who has lived with Taizi and Kirino for more than ten years, has some speculations.
"Big ...... Big river, shouldn't you be...... Is the Great Aunt coming? And then I caught a cold...... Pain...... Menstrual cramps"
Long Er stammered his guess.
"Now that you know, don't say it!! You stupid dog! ”
Dahe, who had put the quilt over his head, roared in the quilt.
"My God~~~"
Long Er didn't know how to react at this time.
"Also...... And also...... My ...... Go buy some sanitary napkins for me. ”
Even if the quilt was opened a little slit, you could still clearly see Dahe's red tomato-like face, and he said intermittently to Long'er.
"So, I've become a pervert in the supermarket~"
Carrying a large bag and a small bag...... Ahem goods, Long Er returned to the door of Dahe's house, with salt water mixed in the corners of his eyes, and said to himself.
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