Thick-shouldered round husband and wife,

High cheeks and nose small gram couple.

The face is like a jade unicorn,

Meat is like snow**.

After the people had gone, the lady had another conversation, and saw that it was noon, and the widow got up to cook.

After a few days, Fan Ermao's heart rose again, thinking of the little boss, and wanted to go and see it. But I thought about it, and the road was long, so I stopped thinking.

I was wandering outside the hospital that day, and I saw the man at home speeding by on a bicycle, and I had an idea in my heart, but I was bored in my heart, but I waited for the opportunity.

Time is like an arrow, and the widow's son's college notice has come down, and the county reports to the township, and the township reports to the village. Now it can explode, relatives and neighbors came to congratulate, this one praised the widow's son for his success, and the other said that the widow's ancestral grave was smoking. I can't close my mouth when I like a widow, and I have invited a few people with heads and faces in the village, which is very busy Fan Ermao, and I have been going to the market a lot in the past few days, and I just asked the widow and aunt for more money to save. After a busy few days, the widow's son is leaving.

When she got up early that day, the widow called Ermao and said, "Ermao, your brother should leave today, you go and see him off, send him to the county, and watch your brother get on the train and come back." ”

"Okay, auntie, okay, don't worry, I'll go back when I see the train go away, but my brothers are walking quite far."

"Hitchhike to the set."

"Ah, auntie, doesn't that cost money? If you have that money, you might as well save it for my brother's schooling. ”

"What then?"

"Auntie, you go to Erlai's house to borrow his bicycle, isn't it good for me to take my brother to the city? Fast and cost-effective. ”

"Hey, this kid is smart. Okay, let's go, you go with me to borrow it. The widow looked at Ermao and smiled, then turned around and walked out of the courtyard, this Fan Ermao followed behind, and the beauty in her heart.

When she arrived at the neighbor's house, the widow said what she meant, but the neighbor didn't say a word, went into the house and pushed out the bicycle and handed it to Ermao.

This Fan Ermao and the widow's son went to the county seat, and when Ermao sent the widow's son away, it was already afternoon, Ermao didn't dare to stay in the county seat longer, so he rode a bicycle to the north, and walked back to the widow's house for nearly a day last time. It was walking, this time it was much faster to ride a bicycle, and with the thought of being in the town ahead, it wasn't Nezha's feet driving Hot Wheels away.

It was dark, and this Fan Ermao had come to the town and went straight to the shop.

The little boss saw Ermao's face flushed, and his surprise rose to his eyebrows, and he stepped forward to grab the bicycle with a soft voice, and then flushed Ermao with his big crotch and said, "Hey, you bastard, you still know how to think about me." ”

Have you ever seen a dog in a series? What the female dog looks like when she sees the male dog, these two people look like it.

"Look at what you said, I want to break my tendons." Just listen to Ermao said angrily, don't mention the greasy taste.

These two people went to the courtyard one-on-one, have you ever seen the little swallow make a nest in the mud, these two people will be like that, sticky. This Fan Ermao wants to say that he is also a master who lacks virtue and smokes, and people in their thirties are not serious enough to find a wife, specializing in stealing chickens and dogs. But then again, like him, a homeless and jobless person, what girl would want to live with him, a person is not a sage, let alone a young and strong man.

The woman took the bicycle and pushed it into the courtyard, found a place to put it away, and the two of them laughed and went upstairs.

Entering the room, this Fan Ermao couldn't hold it back, stepped forward and hugged the little boss and bit the woman's slightly upturned lips, where is this kissing mouth, I just can't wait to eat people, stick it and don't lose it, the woman was suffocated to death by Ermao's kiss, thinking that this Ermao seems to really miss me, so he gently pushed this Ermao away and smiled: "You are really a crow who doesn't wait for black wings, doesn't plant sesame seeds and wants to eat sesame leaves, doesn't take off his pants and wants to be a father, carrying his legs and stuffing them with his hands - I'm dying." ”

"Alas, alas, look at what you said, I can't travel dozens of miles to see you if I'm not in a hurry, I want to die a long time ago, I can't sleep when I think about you two days ago."

"Why are you waiting for the soup?"

"Alas, auntie, don't wait to drink the soup, let's burn this fire first and then talk about the soup." Saying this, Fan Ermao stepped forward again and hugged the woman's incense.

The woman was teased by this Ermao and the yin qi rose, naturally with Ermao's erection, the two hugged each other, rolled to the bed, Ermao reached out to pull the woman's clothes, the woman hugged Ermao, arched her lips and printed on Ermao's big mouth full of stubble, and kissed it. Then he turned over and pressed Ermao under him, and said, "I'm here to wait for you today, don't move." As he spoke, he sat up and rode Ermao like a horse. Then he smiled and lowered his head and ripped off Ermao's shirt, leaned down and buried his head in Ermao's arms, and kissed Ermao's chest with his lips. Ermao felt so itchy and itchy that she giggled unconsciously. The woman kissed down her chest, and her thick black long hair fluttered on Ermao's body, and Ermao felt even more itchy, and couldn't hold back her laughter. Woman: "Smack. A slap on Ermao and said, "Don't laugh." Took off his pants. Ermao stopped laughing when he was slapped with a palm, and obediently stretched out his hands and took off his pants.

The woman kissed little by little and removed her chest, and kissed down to Ermao's navel, and then Ermao couldn't hold back her laughter. Giggling, the woman grabbed the two-haired donkey, pulled it hard, and said with a smile: "Let you laugh, pull your donkey whip, make you laugh." As he spoke, he worked hard again, and heard Ermao shouting on it: "Auntie, don't you need to tear it up." ”

"No need, eat." The woman looked away from her thin rosy lips as she spoke, and bowed her head...... Ermao's heart suddenly flooded with a torrent, and a comfortable feeling filled the atrium, and his body trembled. casually shouted: "Grandma, tap, tap, you really know how to play, I convince you." ”

"It's enough for you to be comfortable today." The woman muttered.

The two of them had a great time, and then got out of bed and hugged each other for dinner.

This night, the two of them worked hard and fought for 300 rounds, which was really:

It is a woman who is made of water under the sky,

How can I get that man to soak?

Shu bones are soft and hidden in the heavens and the earth,

The Tao is inexhaustible in the world,

Endless yin and yang fate,

Yesterday's three thousand years of ignorance,

Tonight is hard to tell for a second.

Needless to say, this night, the two of them hooked their souls until dawn and dispersed happily.

On the way home, Fan Ermao has already thought of making up nonsense lines, let's not talk about it here, and then say that the widow and aunt have been looking forward to it for a day at home, and I didn't see Ermao back when it was dark, I was very uneasy, and I didn't do the evening soup, but I waited until late at night, and saw that Ermao still didn't hear anything, so I simply didn't drink the evening soup, and went to bed alone.

The next day it was gray and gray, and the widow could not sleep, and at first she lay down with her eyes open, and thought wildly, but then she simply got up with her clothes, and came to the hall, and sat down in her old place and smoked, and was so angry that she sat there sulking, and waited until it was daylight, and the widow got up to wash, and then cooked.

After eating, the widow sat down at the small square table and smoked, and when she waited for someone to tell the fortunes, the widow had not finished a cigarette, and she heard someone outside the courtyard walking in the house, walking and shouting, "Is my aunt at home?" ”

"Come in." The widow replied.

As he spoke, he walked into the house, and when he saw the person who came, he had a broad back and a round waist, and his appearance was upright, and he was evenly divided into three stops, and his momentum was extraordinary, and he was not polite when he entered the house, and he went straight to the widow and sat down, and when he saw the person sitting there, the widow looked at it carefully, and thought to herself: This person is not angry and arrogant when he sits down, and it seems that he is a noble person. So he asked, "When will you be promoted?" ”

"Auntie, you're right, the past two years have not been smooth, I always feel that I can't use my strength, I feel bored, I am a little confused, I don't know what to do, my position can't be promoted, and there are more places to spend money at home. I always stand up to the people above, but I can't stand up to the people above, I am always criticized, and I am depressed and aggrieved. ”

"Call someone, you are listening,

You're out of luck.

Although he has Lingyunzhi,

It is in vain not to make good luck.

The official came to the fifth watch rain,

Wealth goes to the five watches.

It's like a monk turning ice cubes,

Fish in the east pit and put it in the west pit.

The left hand gets the right hand and throws it,

Five watches from the stars,

For the sake of going up,

But I didn't get it.

Isn't it? ”

"Yes, auntie, you're right, I've been feeling like this for the past two years, I've always felt bored, and I'm thinking about how to do something, but when I do it, it always twists up, and it backfires. Auntie, you say that you are aggrieved or not. ”

"Young man, don't worry, this luck is divided into ten years of great luck, and the cadres of this great luck are in charge of the upper five years and the next five years, and there are five small lucks in these ten years, that is to say, two first-class years. Seeing that you are also a learned person, you can understand what your aunt said. This depends on fate, according to the past view, it is to determine the fortune and fortune with eight characters, and to look at the fortune in the year of great luck. In the past, it was said that the month looked at the moon branch, the year took the year, the sun pillar also took the stem, and the passing year also looked at the ten gods, and the luck took the great luck to dry the lower branch gods. Judging from my experience over the years, it depends on the ten gods, and the luck is no exception, and the ten gods of the great luck are even more important, it determines the fortune of your life. ”

The man hurriedly reported his birthday, and saw the widow bow her head and pinch her fingers for a while, and then looked up at the visitor: "Don't be anxious, you will be fine after this year." This year's flow of the year by the restraint, but the great luck is rising, in the positive Indian Universiade, and after two years of flat luck, the third year you hit the official star into the Indian ribbon Universiade, and the year of the same as the hometown of the Indian ribbon, into this luck, will inevitably seal the ribbon guard, the official promotion of the right to add, you will go along the way, the hard days are only in this year, next year will begin to improve, you have to go with the flow. ”

"Okay, auntie, listening to you is better than reading for ten years. Then I'll go back and adjust my mentality and work hard. ”

"That's right, people, how can there be a person who only walks high and doesn't go downhill, look at your eight characters and face, it is unspeakably expensive, you will not encounter official disasters in your life, you are decent, but the desire for power is too heavy, and you want to be a clean official. This era is different, you can't be honest, wealth comes with the official, and the life of wealth and glory. ”

"What my aunt said makes sense. So why have I been so unhappy in the past two years? It's never been like this before, am I superstitious? ”

This is the principle of the Five Elements Shengke, and this concept should not be regarded as a superstitious thing. Judging from your eight characters, the official under the moon is transparent, and the moon is transparent, which is the momentum. Under the moon, it is in the peak season, in order to be timely, so you are young and promising, early career, has been very smooth, like a fish in water, very comfortable. However, you are injured in the eight characters nowadays, and it is difficult for the injured official to play a role in the current situation, and these two years just happened to coincide with the luck of eating injuries in the passing year, and the official was restrained, and the injured official messed with your nature, and there must be a confrontation with the superiors, and the behavior of disobedience to control occurred, this year is the most fierce year, you have to restrain yourself, take patience as the best policy, work hard, do a good job in the relationship between superiors and subordinates, endure this year, and next year will be safe. Otherwise, there will be a disaster of demotion and suspension. ”

"Then why two years instead of one year or three?"

"If you want to ask this, let me tell you, this is related to the sixty flower nails, the flow of the year is divided into one year of yin, one year of yang, in this year's theory is the stem branch is yin. The flow of the year and your day stem deduce that the ten gods are wounded officials, so you are the right officer. This year, your personality characteristics will be different from previous years, there is a dislike of restraint in the heart, your behavior will also change, and the concept of leadership is difficult to agree, fortunately, when you are lucky, the seal ribbon guard, so that your behavior will not go to the extreme, will only cause your thoughts to be depressed, so that you feel aggrieved, and your behavior will not be too much. Otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable, and the light ones will be demoted. If you want to say this person, no matter how good the luck is in the past ten years, there are only two years of prosperity, two years of decline, and two years of flatness. He became a prince in two years and became a prince in two years, and he went to hell in two years in decline. How can you be promoted every year, and every year is a disaster, it's the same. That's why I said you'll be fine next year, go back and restrain yourself, work hard, and you'll be promoted in two years. ”

"Thank you, auntie, I have the bottom in my heart when you say this. When I go back, I will think quietly, adjust my mentality, do a good job in the relationship between my superiors and subordinates, and work hard. Thank you again. ”

The widow was still sitting there smoking, thinking about her son, and she was angry again. I think this Ermao has been gone for more than a day and has not returned, and I don't know if my son can be safe. I was angry and helpless, so I had to sit there sullenly. Seeing that it was getting noon, he got up and went to make lunch.

Besides, these two Mao came galloping along the riverbank, and secretly thought in his heart, and when he went back to see his aunt, he only said that he met the uncle in the county seat and stayed for a night. Naturally, the wind under his feet only hates that this bicycle is not Nezha's Spitfire.

Near noon, Fan Ermao returned to the widow's house sweating profusely and entered the courtyard, where the widow had just entered the stove house. Fan Ermao didn't say a word, and went into the stove room to talk back to the widow and aunt.

After lunch, the two sat in the hall chatting, the widow listened to Fan Ermao's words, knew that her son was safe, her heart was happy, naturally her words were kind, and she looked at Ermao's words much softer. Seeing that he had deceived his aunt, Ermao was secretly happy in his heart, so he ran the train in his mouth, and there was no gate, so he chatted with the widow in a foggy manner. While the two were talking about it, they heard the sound of footsteps outside the courtyard, and only heard a woman's voice coming from outside with the footsteps: "Is my aunt at home?" ”

"Yes, please come in." The widow answered.

"Ah, auntie, I haven't seen you old for so many days, and when I see you today, you are still so blessed." And when they came, they sat down before the widow.

"This girl just can talk, why are you idle today?"

"Look at what my aunt said, I miss you, I came to see you."

"There must be something wrong with the girl, let's talk about it, let's see what the aunt can help."

"Auntie, I'd like to come and see you if it's okay, but I don't have time. I'm really going to have something to do today, so I'm looking for you for directions. ”

"Say it, girl."

"Auntie, the one in my family fought for a project a few days ago, and there were many fights, and the money was also sent, but it has been many days, and there is no letter, so I am really anxious. Auntie, do you know that my family, since I married into his family, I haven't had a good life, I want no people, I don't have money. I didn't go out to borrow money from him, this time I borrowed all the savings in my hands that I had in my hands, if this didn't work, I spilled, auntie, I can't pay off this debt even if I smash the pot and sell iron. Auntie, I can't eat or sleep these days. Auntie, can you show me if this can be done? The woman finished in one breath, and then looked at the widow with anxious eyes.

The Ermao sat aside, looked up and down carefully, took a secret breath in his heart, and didn't come back to his senses for a long time. Seeing the beauty of the woman alone, she is in her thirties, tall, her face is like a lotus, white and red, her nose is straight and her mouth is square, she smiles without showing her teeth, her appearance is upright, her behavior is generous, and her words are urgent but very decent. And he saw the woman sitting before the widow, with her breasts high and her expression a little anxious. The two hairs looked at it, and the two colored eyes remained on the woman's chest and did not want to swim away again, and looked at the two hills, and his heart had flown to the happy valley.

Precisely:

There is a woman next door with slender eyebrows,

The demeanor is delicate and the eyes are shining.

Wuyue upright nose round,

Ermao, who watched it, panicked.