Chapter Eighty-Five: The Beginning of Wu's Restaurant
"What's the damn gas?" Wu Xiaolong clumsily tortured the only stove in the kitchen in the house, this stove was roughly the same as the one in the world, it was a fire shelf with a pot on top, and there was a pipe connected to a large gas canister under the fire shelf, which looked very simple, but it was difficult to do. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ info peat, turned on the gas stove, turned on the stove switch, but there was no fire! Where did this fire die, didn't it say that there was a ghost fire?
"Also, Pikachu, you rat get out of the way!" Wu Xiaolong couldn't fight, he was holding back a lot of anger in his heart, and only then did he remember that there was still a person hanging behind him, and suddenly he had an outlet for anger, and without saying a word, he fired at Xiao Qiao.
Xiao Qiao has been a nymphomaniac directly since he saw the handsome scumbag Wu Xiaolong, and he just looked at him and rubbed it, even if he rubbed it, he simply hung it directly behind Wu Xiaolong, Da Qiao Yang Yuhuan couldn't pull her down, although the soft and smooth touch made Wu Xiaolong feel very sour, but he couldn't help Xiao Qiao's guy is a person, in the way, how to cook with a person on his back? .
"No, the alien savior has become the invincible first handsome guy in the universe, and the empress wants to get wet, as long as she gets a little bit of it, maybe the empress will become the first beauty in the Three Realms," Xiao Qiao said with a lazy face.
"Hehe, what you said is so good, I almost believed it"
"Give me down, you tie me up, how do I cook?" Wu Xiaolong said with a dark face.
"Don't, don't, you took the pill and became a handsome guy, and the empress is going to become a goddess."
"You're already a goddess, okay, come down for me!!"
"Do any women think they're beautiful?"
"That's right..."Wu Xiaolong was stunned for a moment, then knocked Xiao Qiao's head with a pot and spoon, "That's not right! The problem I'm talking about now is, you're in the way of me cooking, get out of my brother's way, hurry up! β
"What does a big man do?" said Xiao Qiao disdainfully.
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"What did you say, Xiaolong?"
"The old lady doesn't mind you say it again"
Wu Xiaolong shuddered suddenly, a head popped out of his left shoulder, her hair was close to his face, it was very fragrant, fragrant, intoxicating, but this fragrance made Wu Xiaolong feel cold to the bones, and a layer of cold hair rose all over his body.
"Can't I surrender?" Wu Xiaolong showed a smile that was a hundred times more ugly than crying, "Ladies and gentlemen, don't play with me, okay?" Is it that hard for me to just think about cooking well? β
"Humph! The old lady is here to pull Xiao Qiao away, who cares about you" Yang Yuhuan glanced at Wu Xiaolong sideways, shouted arrogantly, and brutally "dragged" Xiao Qiao away.
"Don't!!"
"This empress doesn't want to go, the alien savior suddenly became so handsome, there must be a secret, it is very likely that he inspired the explosion of the power of gods and demons contained in his body to become so handsome, this empress also wants to stimulate the power of gods and demons, and she must become beautiful!" Xiao Qiao screamed again and again, but he still couldn't help Yang Yuhuan's death, obviously Yang Yuhuan was stronger.
"What a mess, you girl is normal!"
"Nope! Want! β
"Smack!" As the kitchen door slammed, Wu Xiaolong propped up the edge of the stove with both hands, and sighed weakly, "Alas, when will such a funny day end?" β
No one could answer him this question, in fact, the Hades were originally not teasing, but since Wu Xiaolong's invasion, everything has changed, and the teasing attribute has begun to spread throughout the Hades like a plague.
Wu Xiaolong sighed, and took out all the materials brought by Yang Yuhuan, because of Wu Xiaolong's teasing aunt, Da Qiao and Wu Xiaolong didn't buy many vegetables in the end, so they bought a few catties of beef plus a few cabbage hearts and nothing else, in fact, Wu Xiaolong felt very strange when he bought vegetables, how did the beef on the underworld come from? Could it be the meat of a demon beast?
I heard that outside the capital is the demon beast, the world of strange beasts, the place where Ying Long can meet, the ordinary demon cow is not nothing, I think these meat should be produced by this kind of demon beast, but the ghost energy on this kind of meat is even more intense, far away, Wu Xiaolong can smell the smell from the flesh, this kind of food... It's nice to be able to make something to eat. only
In addition to the dishes that Wu Xiaolong and the others bought, Yang Yuhuan brought more dishes, garlic, shallots, and chili peppers. But these main dishes that Sister Yuhuan bought... But it made Wu Xiaolong feel magical.
Bean curd! This queen actually has tofu, and the tofu that he can't buy was actually bought by Sister Yuhuan, not to mention, speaking of tacit understanding, these two guys are still worth talking about.
After checking the ingredients, Wu Xiaolong suddenly laughed, and carried a knife to do it casually!
γDing Dong!γ Does the host use ghostly elimination cards? γ
γYes!γ γ
γDing Dong!γ Success! γ
Wu Xiaolong used this card on the ingredients, yes! It is a card that can remove the innate ghost qi from all food, as long as the ghost qi is gone, then the ingredients can become the kind of ingredients in the world, ingredients without any congenital smell of rot, in the underworld, cooking with this kind of ingredients, even Wu Xiaolong, a person who rarely cooks, can make top-notch deliciousness.
Let's ask, the trillions of ghosts in the underworld eat all the food with a rotten and foul smell, if these breaths are removed, even if Wu Xiaolong's cooking skills are not good, it can make a super delicious food that people will not want to return to, if you eat stool for hundreds of years, and suddenly eat the dishes of the Manchu and Han people, that kind of impact... Not to mention how sour!
With the ghost qi elimination card, Wu Xiaolong dared to say: From today onwards, he will be the first chef of the underworld!
As long as the ingredients pass through his hands, they can be turned into fairy-like deliciousness, which is why Wu Xiaolong recommended himself to cook, because he has full confidence to conquer the three daughters with one dish!
Ten generations of Hades King, black and white impermanence, bull head and horse noodles, Meng Po Zhong Kui and other gods have reached the realm of Bigu, and it is no problem not to eat, so Wu Xiaolong's dishes may be no different from the rotten dishes in the underworld for them, but... Many ghosts in the underworld have to eat, although they can't starve to death, but not eating can also make their ghosts reduce, and even the realm regresses, etc., after all, food is the best way to replenish energy, a day without a valley, you have to eat, even if you eat once a month, so...
Wu Xiaolong, the derivative of the top chef, is definitely the gold ingots in the eyes of all the ghosts in the underworld, the kind that can't wait to hold him in his arms!
So much so that when Wu Xiaolong saw the ghost qi elimination card, his eyes lit up! He could fully imagine how exhilarating it would be when he used the ghost qi to eliminate cards to open a restaurant, when his dishes were presented to all the ghosts!
This can be regarded as a business opportunity, with this ability, it is difficult for Wu Xiaolong to be underdeveloped! .
"Wow Ka Ka!" Wu Xiaolong thought about it again and again, laughed happily, and with a move of his two hands, he was about to slice the beef with his hand, and this meal for the three girls was the beginning of his "Wu's Restaurant"!
If the three girls can't stop eating, then he Wu Xiaolong really doesn't have to worry about spending money, when the time comes, first take 100 million to buy a hundred or two Land Rovers, and drive around Li Mao's bastard, this guy drives a Land Rover to blow the garbage on Wu Xiaolong's face This hatred, he Wu Xiaolong has never forgotten it, so it is necessary to buy a hundred Land Rovers.
"Good! Ready, ready to cook! Wu Xiaolong was busy for a while, and finally finished the preparations, and planned to open the stove to cook, and then, he suddenly froze.
A large amount of sweat flowed down from Wu Xiaolong's forehead, and he said tremblingly: "... How do you open this furnace? β
"I'm down!" The one-eyed man couldn't stand it anymore and fell directly to the ground.
After a long day of inking, you still can't open the furnace?
Nima, aren't you planning to open a restaurant and become the first chef?
Don't know how to turn on the furnace?
Excuse me, can you?
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"Quick! Fast! Little Joe, take out your 500 portions of spicy chicken thigh burger."
After Yang Yuhuan pulled Xiao Qiao out of the kitchen, he pressed her on the chair to the right of the small stone dining table in Wu Xiaolong's hall, this small stone dining table was bought by Yang Yuhuan casually, after all, he took Wu Xiaolong's 100,000 yuan, and it would be too bad not to buy him a dining table.
However, this is not the point, the point is that Yang Yuhuan wants the chicken leg burger in Xiao Qiao's hand.
"Ahh Didn't you say you were going to eat the alien savior's food? What do you want Empress Ben to do with the chicken leg burger? Is that the Empress's snack? Xiao Qiao pouted, and said very dissatisfied, her chicken leg burger was from her hard work in the lottery, and she has always been reluctant to eat it, and now she wants to take it out and share it, which is too difficult for her.
"You're stupid, do you really want to eat Xiaolong's cooking?" Da Qiao nodded Xiao Qiao's stupid head with his fingers, and said with hatred: "Just him, I don't think he can even turn on the stove, what kind of dishes can such a second nerd make?" That picture is so beautiful, my sister doesn't dare to think about it, do you still want to eat? Aren't you afraid that what you eat will never be reborn? β
"Gollum!" Xiao Qiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his eyes showing fear, "Sister, it's not so scary, the alien savior is so handsome... Is the dish so scary? β
"......" Da Qiao looked at her seriously.
"......" Yang Yuhuan also looked at her seriously.
Xiao Qiao was looked at by them, "Won't it?" Is it really that scary? β
"If you don't want to die, then you can eat the dishes he makes, and the dishes he makes are described as poop, which can be regarded as giving face to the poop!" Da Qiao and Yang Yuhuan said in unison.
Very tacitly, the two of them hugged each other, "Good sisters! β
"......" Xiao Qiao was speechless for a moment, but after thinking about what they said, he suddenly felt very agreeable, so he nodded and said, "What you said is also right, okay, this empress will reluctantly share the chicken leg burger with you!" β
"Then you should hurry up and take it out!!"
"Whoosh!" Little Joe pulled out a few chicken leg burgers from a small bag on her little skirt. That's right, this bag of small bags is a sharp weapon for freshness, the legendary and famous "Qiankun bag!" It's not difficult to get a Qiankun bag for my sister as Da Qiao, but it's the lowest kind, just a Qiankun bag with a space of a few cubic meters.
"We'll be full after eating the chicken leg burger, and when we're full, we won't be able to eat Xiaolong's cooking, won't this hurt him too much?" Seeing Xiao Qiao take out the chicken leg burger, Da Qiao suddenly felt a pain in his heart, and he didn't know why he was a little worried about whether Wu Xiaolong would be sad, so he said worriedly.
"Who cares about him, it's good that he's dead, it just so happens that the old lady has another room for rent," Yang Yuhuan said indifferently.
"Sister, it's okay, the face of the alien savior is definitely the first in Hades, and it won't hurt to hit him a few times," Xiao Qiao said.
"Butβ" Big Joe's voice was a little melancholy.
The keen Yang Yuhuan noticed that something was wrong, and asked Da Qiao, "Da Qiao, what's wrong with you?" Worried about Wu Xiaolong? Isn't that like you? Don't... Do you like him anymore? β
"Huh?" Da Qiao was startled, and quickly shook his head, "Who likes... I like him, it's good that he's dead, such a funny second nerd, it's a good thing for Hades to die, well, that's it! β
"Let's eat, let's eat the chicken leg burger first!" In order to hide the puff and puff of his little heart, Da Qiao was the first to pick up the chicken leg burger and eat it.
Yang Yuhuan didn't feel anything wrong at this time, and smiled: "Eat hamburger!" β
"It's a burger!!" Little Joe ate happily.
That's it... The three of them had a great time eating hamburgers.
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