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A peerless handsome guy suddenly appeared outside the door of the house, only to see that this person was handsome, delicate to the extreme, without any flaws, his face was as carved as a carving, his angular face was handsome and abnormal, a black and dense shawl hair, and a pair of slender peach blossom eyes under a pair of sword eyebrows, full of charming luster, which made people fall into it if they were not careful. With a tall nose and moderately thick red lips with a dazzling smile, it is simply the most perfect treasure carefully carved by the heavens.

On the outside, it seems to be lazy and lazy, but the whole person emits a kind of innate aura that is powerful in the world, and there is a dissolute smile on the evil and handsome face at this time. His handsomeness is simply scum, the degree of handsomeness has reached the point where there is no one before, and there should be no comer in the future, handsome against the sky, handsome scum and other adjectives cannot describe his handsomeness, this is... Heaven's favorite.

"Beauty? The result? Wu Xiaolong was stunned, touched his face with both hands, and after using the beauty card, he only felt that his face was bitten by ants, and it was itchy, and then he didn't notice anything.

"What are you doing looking at me like a nymphomaniac?" Wu Xiaolong glanced back at the one-eyed ghost who was inseparable from him, and was suddenly stunned, he felt that this gaze was too disgusting.

"Good!" The one-eyed ghost sent a heartfelt message to the heart.

"Good what?"

"Good ......," the one-eyed man said with difficulty: "... I don't know how to describe this ghost.,It's just one word anyway.,Okay! ”

"What a bastard, whether it's handsome or handsome, there's always a concept, right?"

“…… It can't be described, it can't be described, you just need to know that Pan An, Song Yu and others are just ordinary people in front of you," the one-eyed ghost was stunned and said.

"Is it so scary? ......" Wu Xiaolonghu thought suspiciously, and then set his eyes on the giant panda that had been following him.

"Bao, what do you say, how is the beauty?"

"......" Po.

"You dead panda, talking, are you dumb?"

"......" Po.

"Damn, are they stupid?" Wu Xiaolong looked at this Ah Bao with unkind eyes.

"......" Ah Bao suddenly knelt on his knees, and the two big bear paws hugged Wu Xiaolong's thighs, shouting to the sky, "Master, you are so handsome, let's go get married, I like you so much, Dabao can't stand it!! ”

"Nima, die!" Wu Xiaolong suddenly felt very nauseous, kicked Ah Bao away, and then couldn't help but pat it on his face.

Could it be that he was beautified by heaven...... How much can it change a man's sexual orientation?

That's really oh selling.

Because there is no mirror now, Wu Xiaolong also saw his appearance, so he didn't dwell too much on this problem, but continued to call up the lottery system to draw cooking skills.

【Ding Dong!】 Does the host cost...]

【Yes!】 】

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Wu Xiaolong has been drawing lotteries, and in addition to coming out a few times to thank him for his patronage, he has drawn a lot of cards.

[Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for getting a nine-striped dragon history!] 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations to the host for getting the beginner skill card!! 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations to the host for getting the beginner singing skill card! 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations to the host for a Husky card! 】

Wu Xiaolong looked at the last card and was directly stunned... Huskies? What are you going to do with Erha, this guy is in addition to his nose point, it seems that the funny attribute is stronger than me, right, give it to Erha now, this is going to make me a teasing god?

Wu Xiaolong was desperate, the teasing attribute of the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure was getting stronger and stronger, how could this be good for him?

[Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for obtaining the right to purchase the ghost elimination card!] 】

Hey! Ghost elimination cards?

Wu Xiaolong looked at it, his head flashed, could it be that this was a ......

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In Wu Xiaolong's home, an intoxicating singing voice was swirling leisurely.

"I heard your voice, and I had a special feeling that made me keep thinking about it, and I didn't dare to forget you again. I remember that there was a person who would always remain in my heart, even if I could only think of you like this........."

"If one day, the ideal of love will be realized, I will redouble my efforts to treat you well and never change..."

"No matter how far the road goes, I will make it happen, and I will whisper in your ear to you... To you...... I love you~"

At home, Xiao Qiao was wearing a small pink dress, turning ballet in the hall, humming the song that Wu Xiaolong taught her, singing and singing at the same time.

"......" Da Qiao stared at his sister silently, listening carefully to his sister's singing, the more he listened, the more intoxicated he became, a trace of affection flashed in his two beautiful eyes, and the face of the man who broke into the women's dressing room kept appearing in his mind......

"I'll whisper in your ear and say to you... I love you..."

"Good song, Little Joe, what do you think?" Da Qiao shook her head, and got rid of the messy memories, how could she think of him? He is so funny, the bad guy who teased all the underworld, he must not think about him!

Yes, absolutely!

"No, the alien savior taught me" Little Joe blinked his big cute eyes and said honestly.

"What! Did Wu Xiaolong, that bastard teach you? Can he still sing? "Da Qiao was shocked, this damn enemy actually gave this song to my sister, what do you mean by a bastard? Soak my sister?

What about me? Wu Xiaolong, you bastard, this song should be given to me, you bad guy, brute, turtle bastard, don't let me see you, otherwise... See that I don't kick you to death!!

Da Qiao's face is very dark, black like coal, according to the woman's mind, it is really good for her to think so...

"Heh, I didn't expect that guy to be quite powerful..."Da Qiao's face was not very good, because she didn't know what Wu Xiaolong's reason for sending this song to Xiao Qiao, so she was in a bad mood.

But she had to admit... This song is so good!

I can't believe that funny guy still has this ability!

He created a miracle of the song of Hades!

The little white rabbit in the underworld has been obediently listening to it for hundreds of years, and in the popular children's rhymes in the underworld, the shock brought to Da Qiao by this one is really amazing! . Since I heard this song sung by Xiao Qiao, what little white rabbit obediently went aside, I really can't listen to it, Xiao Qiao's song is so moving without accompaniment, if there is accompaniment... Didn't you break out of Hades?

So Da Qiao was dumbfounded, Wu Xiaolong once again exerted the characteristics of his evil sect.

"Yes, the alien savior is amazing, sister, you are not anyone's opponent, and you were beaten to your knees, so you are naturally amazing" Xiao Qiao likes to help Wu Xiaolong assist, there is no need to doubt it.

"You!" Da Qiao was furious and quickly stood up from the sofa, "You little girl, you try it again!" ”

"Uh..."Xiao Qiao's eyes moved, looking left and right, "What about the Holy Maiden of the Divine Gate, why is she not here, sister, didn't you say that the alien savior is going to cook for us to eat?" How could the Holy Maiden of the Divine Gate not be there? ”

"......" Da Qiao glared fiercely at the little mouse who could change the topic, and snorted arrogantly, "Yuhuan went to her house to prepare materials, is it possible that you really expect this guy Xiaolong to be able to cook?" Sister, I said casually, just a stupid guy like him, maybe he doesn't even know how to turn on the stove, and he doesn't even know how to make ghost fire, what can a second nerd cook? You're the only one who expects him to cook."

"That's ......" Little Joe was stunned, "as long as the alien savior doesn't make the rice into poop, the empress will have no opinion."

"You!! How can you be so casual? "Big Joe fainted. At this time, there was a knock on the door.

"Is it Yuhuan? Or Wu Xiaolong, the two nerds? Da Qiao stepped forward, the stroll with a pair of jade legs was simply beautiful, "If Wu Xiaolong, don't knock on the door, cook a panda for a long time, if you dare to come back, see if I can't kick him!" ”

Wu Xiaolong, who was standing stupidly outside the door, suddenly shuddered inexplicably.

As soon as Da Qiao opened the door, what greeted her was a handsome and chic man, handsome and unspeakable, handsome to the point of falling off the scum and scum, she suddenly felt a fawn smashing in her heart, and blushes appeared on her face.

"You! Who are you looking for? Da Qiao blushed and said, his small eyes kept staring at the man's face, the more he looked at it, the more he couldn't stand it, and there was a big one: "Handsome guy, do you want to open a room?" The meaning of the existence exists.

"What are you looking for, this is my house, can't I go back to my house?" Wu Xiaolong was stunned, is Da Qiao swollen? He Wu Xiaolong! Don't you know him yet?

"This is the home of the second nerd Wu Xiaolong, handsome guy, you are in the wrong place" Da Qiao's red lips curled, and he said blankly.

Two nerds? What kind of bullshit is this called... My Wu Xiaolong also has a dragon word, even if it is not Bailongma, it is also the third prince of the dragon, how can it have anything to do with Bajie, the second nerd?

Sister Qiao, don't talk nonsense, okay?

"That's right, I'm Wu Xiaolong!" Wu Xiaolong touched Da Qiao's forehead, it was not hot, there was no fever, and he asked even more strangely: "Sister Qiao, it's me, you don't recognize me, I'm Wu Xiaolong!" ”

"Ah!!h Da Qiao was stunned for a moment, and was directly stupid, "You! Are you Wu Xiaolong? Have you had plastic surgery? ”

“…… To be precise, it should be beauty... It's just that the beautician is too perverted, perverted to the point where he can reshape his face, alas... It's tiring to talk too much......" Wu Xiaolong shook his head, feeling like he didn't know what to say.

"Beautician? You've got a nervous breakdown, what beautician can have this effect, I feel like you're prettier than me! ”

"That's right... That beautician does have a nervous problem! Wu Xiaolong gritted his teeth.

“…… Did you steal a panda and then... Poisoned or sick, it will be like this in a while? So are pandas really poisonous? Da Qiao said suspiciously.

"If there is a kind of poison in the world that can be beautified, everyone will be poisoned every day, right?" Wu Xiaolong said speechlessly.

"That's right, Dabao isn't dead yet!!" Kung Fu Panda came out one by one, not to mention how honest he was.

"Youkai!".

It's a pity that in Da Qiao's eyes, Kung Fu Panda is just a dish, and after looking at it twice, he kicked Po away.

"Ahh Ah Bao screamed loudly and flew like a basketball to Yang Yuhuan's house.

"Plopped..."Po died honorably......

The door of Yang Yuhuan's house was slammed hard, and there was a trembling tremor suddenly, and with a "click", Yang Yuhuan tied an apron, grimaced, and walked out with two large bags of unknown materials.

"What are you doing? Demolition of the house? Wu Xiaolong, you're looking for death, right? ”

"Sister Yuhuan, it's none of my business!" Wu Xiaolong hurriedly shook his head, you said that this Yang Yuhuan was born with a grudge against him, Da Qiao's leg hasn't been put down yet, it is obvious that she did it, why Sister Yuhuan stared at me murderously, I was really wronged!!

"Humph! Don't think that if you put on makeup and become handsome, your mother will be able to treat you better, the stinking smell on your body really makes my mother unbearable, come over and help me get something! Yang Yuhuan said fiercely.

When Wu Xiaolong heard this, his angry teeth itched, aren't you Yang Yuhuan? Please, can you give me some virtue in your mouth? I feel like a heinous bad person.

However, Wu Xiaolong can only be angry from the bottom of his heart, it is almost impossible to really send it out, haven't you seen that the two queens, Da Qiao and Yang Yuhuan, are there? Although the disdainful eyes of these two people are very hateful, they really can't stand their strength!

The one-eyed ghosts all shut up, and Wu Xiaolong could only silently carry the vegetables and follow the two queens into the house, and before leaving, he silently looked at Ah Bao, who was lying on the ground with unknown life and death, and sighed.

"Alas... In fact, pandas are destined to be beaten by people, otherwise they wouldn't be born with panda eyes."

"Poor home... When it comes to the day of Qingming Festival, I'll bring you more delicious food... Alas... Alas... Alas......"

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