Chapter 11: The Wrath of the Jade Emperor

Tomorrow is the Chinese New Year's Eve, and after breakfast, Han Feng took the menu given by his mother and went to the county seat to buy vegetables.

The entire Chinese world began to exude a strong New Year's flavor, and at this moment, in the Lingxiao Palace, Tai Bai Xing was standing tremblingly below listening to the Jade Emperor's angry rebuke.

"How did you say my Haotian Mirror could be broken? Didn't you just borrow my Haotian mirror to do the next thing? Now you have come to sue me, saying that my Haotian Mirror is broken, how did you promise me again and again, hum" The Jade Emperor sat on the main hall and pointed at the Tai Bai Xing and scolded angrily.

Haotian Mirror is one of the best treasures of the Jade Emperor. It can monitor a single thing in the Three Realms, just like a super satellite monitor in the world, and no place in the entire Three Realms can escape the monitoring of the Haotian Mirror.

Until a thousand years ago, the Heavenly Dao separated the human world from the Three Realms alone, and since then, whether it is the fairy world or the ghost world, it is not allowed to enter the human world, so the legends about the gods and ghosts in the human world have become fewer and fewer, and it is precisely because of the interference of the Heavenly Dao that the immortals have since begun to die of old age and do not interact with each other, and the Haotian Mirror can no longer monitor the situation in the complete Three Realms.

But even if the Heavenly Dao interferes, after all, Haotian Mirror is known as one of the supreme treasures of the Heavenly Court, and it can still vaguely monitor a certain range of scenes in the world, but the scope of this monitoring has also changed from the original entire human realm to a range that can only monitor the size of a county town, and the location of monitoring often changes from time to time.

The Jade Emperor can still see some changes in the world through the GuòHao Heavenly Mirror, and it is precisely because he saw that the world has moved from the original road of Taoism to another path of science and technology, and the Jade Emperor has made a series of reforms.

For example, the development department headed by Tai Bai Xing is a department specially established according to some human science and technology conditions monitored by Haotian Mirror. Like the fairy jade mobile phone used by Yue Lao and others, it was developed by the development department, but the immortal is an immortal after all, even if the mobile phone researched is not the same as the human one, at least one more function that can transmit items through the guò mobile phone is one of them.

Some time ago, several madmen in the development department even thought of a crazy research, that is, the situation function of the Haotian Mirror can also be monitored in the human world, and they figured out a series of studies on the Haotian Mirror to see if they could break through the barriers of the Heavenly Dao and enter the human world anew.

So Tai Bai Xing of the Development Department listed a series of benefits in front of the Jade Emperor if he succeeded, and also made N more guarantees, so he borrowed the Haotian Mirror from the Jade Emperor.

But not long ago, in the real yàn, the group of madmen in the development department actually used the innate treasure heavenly punishment to carry out a large-scale lightning strike on the Haotian Mirror, thinking that the lightning strike of the heavenly punishment transmitted the energy from the Haotian Mirror through the heavenly barrier to the world, and as a result, the Haotian Mirror was shattered in nearly 10 million lightning strikes.

Yes, the legendary Jade Emperor's treasure Hao Tianjing was shattered by a group of madmen in the development department, although at the moment when the Hao Tianjing was shattered, the Heavenly Punishment finally passed through the Haotian Mirror and shot a trace of energy through the barrier of the Heavenly Dao to the world, but due to the shattering of the Haotian Mirror, the Heavenly Dao barrier was only opened for a moment, and it was quickly closed after that, so the Jade Emperor was furious when he knew about it.

"Say! Why don't you speak, what do you say about the promise to me? The Jade Emperor patted the table and asked.

The fate of offending the Jade Emperor is very terrifying, think about the Marshal Tianpeng back then, the general of the rolling shutter will know, although it is no longer possible to reduce the immortals to the world, but it can still be reduced to the underworld.

Tai Bai Xing, who was standing below, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and replied tremblingly: "Your Majesty! This and this, Your Majesty guarantees that this matter is definitely not the problem of our development department, it should be the group of bald donkeys in the West who are making trouble, yes, it is the group of bald donkeys, which is about to succeed, but the group of bald donkeys is getting in the way! In the end, the real yàn failed, and even the Haotian mirror of the majesty was broken."

"The bald donkeys?" The Jade Emperor snorted and said, "It's a bald donkey again, every time you fail, you say it's them who make trouble!" Tell me, what evidence is there to prove that they caused the mess this time?"

Hearing the Jade Emperor's question, Tai Bai Xing hurriedly took out a fragment from his arms and handed it to the Jade Emperor, saying: "Your Majesty, this is a fragment of the Haotian Mirror, after Wei Chen's search, it was found that this fragment was actually engraved with the Vajra French of the bald donkeys."

"Vajra French?" The Jade Emperor who took the fragment handed over by Tai Bai Xing looked at it and said, "Yes, it's a fragment of my Haotian Mirror, heh!" Sure enough, it's the Vajra French of those monks, but even so, the people in your development department still have to give me an explanation for this matter, so be it! Decree: A series of immortal officials from the Development Department will all give me a hundred years of voluntary work in the underworld" After speaking, the Jade Emperor threw down his jade sleeves and turned around and left the Lingxiao Palace.

"It's finally fooled" Wiping the sweat on his face, Tai Bai Xing thought: "Fortunately, my brother's mana is strong, and he can engrave the Vajra French of those bald donkeys on the fragments of the Haotian Mirror, otherwise he will really die this time."

Out of the Lingxiao Palace, Tai Bai Xing flew directly to Taishang Laojun's Tushi Palace.

When he came to Tushi Palace, Tai Bai Xing sat down, and said to the Taishang Laojun who was closing the closing ceremony in front of him: "Little brother, thank you so much this time!" If it weren't for your help, brother, I'm afraid that this time the little brother would have been cramped and skinned by the Jade Emperor."

"Humph! I have long told you that a companion is like a companion tiger, after so many years, you still don't listen to my brother, my brother can help you for a while, but he can't help you for a lifetime" Taishang Laojun didn't blink his eyelids, and said angrily at Tai Bai Xing.

"Brother is too modest, although you and I are just a trace of the Taiqing Moral Heavenly Venerable, but after all, you and I are from the same source, for your true strength, brother, I am afraid that no one in the entire heavenly realm knows better than me" Tai Bai Xing said with a smile: "Although the Jade Emperor Lao'er is the controller of the Heavenly Court designated by Hongjun Ancestor, in fact, you don't look down on the Jade Emperor in your heart, brother"

"It's been tens of thousands of years since you said this nonsense, why do you still look like you" Taishang Laojun looked at the Tai Bai Xing in front of him, and shouted with an angry look.

"Okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it, the little brother thanked the elder brother again for the rescue" made a mockery to the Taishang Laojun, and the Tai Bai Xing said: "The little brother will go back first, and come to the old brother's house to play when he is free" After speaking, he drove away.

Looking at the departing figure of Tai Bai Xing, Taishang Laojun sighed faintly, and continued to close and recuperate.

Back in his dormitory, the Jade Emperor sighed alone and thought, "I can't imagine that my Haotian Mirror is gone, and I will no longer be able to watch restricted blockbusters in the future, how good is this, it really makes me heartbroken!" ”

The Jade Emperor actually watched a restricted-level blockbuster? This is to let the immortals below know that they don't laugh off their big teeth, in fact, this can't be blamed on the Jade Emperor, who called the heavenly court is monogamous, and the queen mother doesn't know what boudoir fun is, and pretends to be a mother all day long, and the same boudoir fun for tens of thousands of years has already made the Jade Emperor bored.