Chapter 12 The Jade Emperor's Restricted-Level Blockbuster
ps: Due to work, there is no computer outside, so I can only upload chapters in the Internet café, which is said to be really expensive to death in the Internet café
As for how the Jade Emperor views the restricted-level blockbuster, that is the credit of Haotian Mirror.
It is said that one day, the Jade Emperor was really bored sitting in his bedroom, so he took out the Haotian Mirror and planned to take a look at the situation in the world, but because the range that the Haotian Mirror could monitor became tens of thousands of times smaller, and the monitoring location changed from time to time, the specific scene that could be seen was not something that the Jade Emperor could control.
So on this day, when the Jade Emperor watched the Haotian Mirror, the position of the Haotian Mirror was changed again, and this time the position of the Haotian Mirror was actually transferred to a certain island country, and the Jade Emperor had also observed this island country before, so the Jade Emperor also did not like the people of this island country.
So when the Haotian Mirror showed this island country, the Jade Emperor planned to take back the Haotian Mirror and stop watching, who knew that at this time, a series of restricted-level pictures appeared on the screen of the Haotian Mirror, which shocked the Jade Emperor, "Why is there still such a daytime prostitute in this island country?" ”
Originally, the Jade Emperor was going to take back the Haotian Mirror, looking at the posture and movements in the restricted blockbuster in front of him, as well as the tempting moans of the mortal with a good figure below! I was deeply intrigued. This look at the Jade Emperor, like most otaku in the world, has become out of control, and often hides alone in the dormitory and takes out the Haotian Mirror to watch.
With the passage of time, the Jade Emperor has almost calculated that every twenty-five years, Haotian Mirror will monitor the island country once, so often at this time, the Jade Emperor will take out the Haotian Mirror to learn the high-level tricks of learning the restriction level, but now Haotian Mirror has been broken by the group of bastards in the Development Department, how can it not make the Jade Emperor sad.
The Jade Emperor sighed faintly, with a sad face! At this time, the Queen Mother came in, and when she saw the Jade Emperor so sad, she asked, "What's wrong with Your Majesty?" What makes His Majesty so sad?"
Looking at the queen mother's cold appearance, the Jade Emperor suddenly remembered that in the restricted-level blockbuster, those royal sisters or something. But when he thought of the Queen Mother looking like a dead pig in the bed, without passion, the Jade Emperor became even more sad.
Looking at the corners of the Jade Emperor's sad eyes, the Queen Mother looked worried, quickly withdrew all the fairies, sat down beside the Jade Emperor and hugged the Jade Emperor's arm, and asked, "What's wrong with Your Majesty?" ”
Feeling the queen mother's proud chest against his arm, the Jade Emperor suddenly rose a strong **, hugging the queen mother is a fierce frenzy, "If you don't train this girl well today, I will call the Jade Emperor in vain" Thinking that the Jade Emperor no longer cared about the emperor's face, he directly and rudely tore the queen mother's immortal skirt, and pounced.
Afterwards, the Queen Mother lay in the arms of the Jade Emperor with a red face, and sighed faintly: "Your Majesty is really brave today, why didn't you see Your Majesty do this to me in the past?"
"I didn't expect the queen mother to like the masochistic system, it seems that it's not that the queen mother doesn't understand the joy of bed, but that I used the wrong method!" Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor hugged the Queen Mother and said: "I blamed you by mistake, I will definitely treat you well in the future" At this moment, the Jade Emperor had already put aside the matter of Haotian Mirror, and he would no longer be sad just now.
And Han Feng was bargaining with the boss opposite in the vegetable market at the moment.
"Boss, can't you make this fish cheaper? Who buys it if it's so expensive! Han Feng pointed to a red carp in front of the stall and said.
"I said, young man, you have been standing in front of my stall for half an hour, do you want to buy it," the boss looked at Han Feng with a depressed face and said.
"Buy! Didn't I come here to buy fish, but your fish is a little more expensive! Doesn't this make you cheaper," Han Feng said.
"Okay, okay, I've convinced you, I've never seen a young man like you bargaining," the boss grabbed a red carp and said to Han Feng.
"I've finally bought it" Han Feng said with a smile after taking the weighed red carp from the boss.
Coming out of the vegetable market, Han Feng carried a large bag of green vegetables, fish and meat, and got on the bus home.
As soon as he entered the house, Han Feng shouted with a smile: "I'm back"
"Come on, it's really hard son, hurry up and put down your things and go to eat first" Seeing that her son was back, the mother hurriedly stepped forward and took the big bag from Han Feng's hand and said with a smile.
"Unfortunately, what's so fortunate about this," Han Feng replied as he watched his mother take the bag containing the vegetables.
Watching her son go to dinner, the mother turned to her sister and said, "Come to Yu'er, help my mother classify all these dishes together, and put those meat dishes in the refrigerator."
"Well, okay"
After lunch, Han Feng, who had been busy all morning, could finally lie down on the bed and rest.
Han Feng didn't have anything to do in the afternoon, and it was okay to be bored anyway, so he took out his mobile phone and boarded the Heavenly Court reader to click to sign in. After signing in, I took a look at the homepage.
In addition to the old moon's "Flower Before the Moon" has also been completed, there are no other new novels coming out, the last time the God of Food said in the comment area that he wanted to write a novel, there has been no news so far.
Pulling the page, I clicked and walked into the official message area, only to see a big title on it "Long live the birthday of the Jade Emperor, Heavenly Court Reader hereby congratulates", and the message area below the title is full of message comments.
Howling Sky Dog: I like it on my birthday, and I can gnaw on a lot of good bones again.
Erlang God: Roaring Sky Dog, you get back to me, I haven't settled accounts with you about the last time!
God of Food: Birthday? It's a birthday and it's boring or not.,Every day it's not a birthday or a meeting.,Every day I have to make all kinds of dishes.,And let people not have a good time.。
Land: Is the Jade Emperor going to feast on the immortals again? Great, you can eat peaches again.
Monkey: Old man of the land, can you stop mentioning the peach? Beware of Lao Sun kicking you back into the world.
Land: Xiaoxian is wrong, don't mention it, don't mention it, delete the message above.
God of Wealth: Birthday or something, I'm only responsible for expenses, and I don't care about other things, I don't care! You can open it every day, oh yes, my novel is about to be published, you can come and reward it!
Yue Lao: Didn't the upstairs say that my novel needs eunuchs, and now what else do you have to say?
Fortuna: Che, I've inquired, and you're asking for help with that novel! Gotta sè fart, you.
Looking at the heated discussion of the group of immortals above, Han Feng thought, "Is the Jade Emperor's birthday?" There must be a lot of fairy treasure and jade food, alas! If only I could eat a little bit, maybe I would live forever."
Perhaps for others, it must be wishful thinking to want to eat the delicacies of the mountains and seas of Heavenly Court, but for Han Feng to have the great artifact of Heavenly Court Reader in his hand now, maybe it is really possible to eat it!
Thinking about Han Feng, he snapped in the message area and said, "I don't know what immortal treasures and jade food will be available at that time?" I want to know."
As soon as Han Feng's message was posted, the following followed the reply of the God of Food: I won't tell you what I will cook, you have the ability to beat me!
Looking at the reply of the God of Food, Han Feng could only be speechless, and quickly closed the page of the reader, saving himself a blow.