"This empress is not sick, come to the mourning family to drag these two sinners who framed the mourning family down for me, and the punishment is waiting!" Little Joe pouted dissatisfiedly.

"It's just the three of us here, who can you call?" Yang Yuhuan ran over very unceremoniously and threw a strong fist directly into her head.

"You all bully the mourning family......" Xiao Qiao's eyes were full of crystal clear, as if he was about to cry. This appearance is so pitiful.

I'll go to his second uncle, pretending to be cute to the point where you can be regarded as setting a world record, just Xiao Qiao's expression just now, Wu Xiaolong is sure to take a picture and put it on the Internet, it will definitely become popular overnight, become a peerless Internet celebrity, and make him a big deal.

It's so cute!

I Nima couldn't stand it, Wu Xiaolong's face changed, and he pretended to be very serious, "Ahem, Sister Yuhuan, let's go back to the topic just now."

The one-eyed man pouted, "Nymphomaniac! ”

"Shut up!" Wu Xiaolong scolded him in a low voice, even if he is a nymphomaniac, it is your business, and he is not a base.

"I'm a landlord, I don't need to attend any dance parties or anything, but Xiao Qiao is a famous little singer in the capital, and there are a lot of her songs on the Internet, she is very famous in this area!"

"This masquerade will also invite her to sing, but at the same time, she invited a few singers with strong singing skills to the stage, Xiao Qiao's song has reached the top, almost everyone has heard her song is not new, and she has no good song follow-up, so Xiao Qiao may be weaker than her in this masquerade, which is a bit of a blow to her reputation"

"Therefore, she plans to win with odds, and surpass her in terms of clothing, come and ask me what clothes are better, but it is not easy for the two of us to decide, so I will look for your reference" Yang Yuhuan said her purpose in one breath. In fact, this is also fake, the real purpose is to use Xiao Qiao as a shield! Her annoying follower must be fought by someone else, otherwise Little Joe will collapse sooner or later.

But Wu Xiaolong was still confused.

Let's not talk about the masquerade, the ability of the underworld to destroy the three views is well known, and it is not unusual.

But...

Singing?

Singer?

It's a lot of fun now, it's so funny!

There are Land Rovers, toothbrushes, TVs, claw machines, computers, spacesuits, cucumbers, eggs, and even bitten iPhones or something, you are not enough to ruin my three views?

Do you still have to "love when you die", "what a painful realization", "little apple", "night" these cultures appear in the underworld! your grandma's bear, do you want to have an Araxo... This! Only! Be! Green! Hide! High! Original...... Original... Original?

Mine is still the same sentence... How much of my three views are left?

"By the way, you don't have a mobile phone yet, right, I have one here, I'll borrow it from you for a few days and wait for you to have the money to buy it again, which can be regarded as compensation for you yesterday!" Yang Yuhuan really still has a good side, if there is no "buy it again if you have money", it would be better!

Wu Xiaolong took the mobile phone in Yang Yuhuan's hand, feeling a little messy in the wind.

Is this a brick Nokia, or a diamond Motorola?

Are you sure this phone can get internet?

"Ahem, the wish realization artifact can be accessed, and your Motorola can naturally do it too" The one-eyed ghost assisted on the side.

"I think it's better for me to know more about Xiao Qiao, what type of her is, I don't know, it's not good to make a decision, Sister Yuhuan give me some time!" As a senior otaku, Wu Xiaolong, who grabbed his mobile phone, couldn't control himself.

It's rare to be able to surf the Internet.,How can you be worthy of the otaku yourself when you're alive?

Don't doubt it, Diao silk is an otaku, and Wu Xiaolong is naturally no exception.

"......" Yang Yuhuan was depressed, what do you know? Her purpose is to make you a shield, not really to let you give advice, can you be more accomplished in clothing than women? Clothes are made for women, can you be better than them? Wash and sleep with you.

"Sister of the Holy Maiden of the Divine Gate, do you really want him to refer to the clothes for us?" Pikachu Xiao Qiao circled around Yang Yuhuan, and they were all standing at the dinner table.

Especially Yang Yuhuan's bikini makeup standing at the dinner table made Wu Xiaolong's blood unbearable, such a flawless figure, an angel's face, and a devil's figure are nothing more than that, right?

And, the scariest thing is... Wow, this bikini is still lace......

"Let's ignore him, he's sick," Yang Yuhuan looked like he knew Wu Xiaolong very well, "When he's done, we'll invite him to the masquerade ball together." And then when it's time for the masquerade, you pull him in, and your annoying henchman will definitely think that you have a leg with Xiaolong, so that even if Xiaolong doesn't agree, it will still become a shield."

Sister Yuhuan is so scary!

"Sister Saint of the Divine Gate, you are so smart!" Pikachu Joe exclaimed first, "However, it's so far away from this empress that galaxy."

"Dead Niko!" Yang Yuhuan's hated teeth itched.

Wu Xiaolong didn't know that he was sold by Yang Yuhuan unconsciously, or if he was holding a Motorola and preparing to surf the Internet, in fact, when he held his mobile phone, he was confused.

How does this Motorola drive?

Where did you get the ghost gas in?

The hole down there that charges? It feels so yellow and violent.

"The high-tech of the underworld is trouble" It took a long time, Wu Xiaolong silently recited the mantra, urging the dark blue ghost energy to cover the Motorola, and then turned on the mobile phone by pressing the switch.

"I'm a fool, what's the matter with the Hades?" The one-eyed ghost pouted and said, for the maintenance faction of the underworld, Wu Xiaolong is the enemy, not against him.

Wu Xiaolong also ignored the one-eyed ghost, turned on Motorola, clicked on the screen, and sure enough, it was similar to a mobile phone in the world, but it didn't seem to have WeChat, penguins, etc.

There is another point that is very ruined, this Motorola is not a brick button type, but a touch screen type, you are amazing, I actually have a little unclear feeling, who created this mobile phone? Why are the people of Hades so idle?

Is it possible that people who have lived for a long time have brain problems?

What is the chat software for Hades mobile phone? What about meager? Nothing wow, it feels like an empty shell.

Hey! No, there is a dialing function on it, it seems that the chat software or something is not there for the time being, and the mobile phone is still in the dialing state? What is the Internet café in Hades?

it, I see... There is Du Niang in the other corner of this mobile phone, how strange this is!

Could it be that the Internet café in the underworld or something, is it a Du Niang who specializes in playing?

Curious, there's no one left!

Okay, click on Du Niang, and then look for Xiao Qiao on it, this is Wu Xiaolong's main task, and after a while, Xiao Qiao's information appeared on Du Niang, looking at this information, I suddenly felt curious, I will go, I can't stand it.

I saw that it read: Xiao Qiao, a registered ghost on Yin Si Street, the initial registration date of Hades is 223 A.D. in the world, where ghosts, engaged in the career of singers, known as the beauty and natural stay gathered together Lori little diva, has brought great contributions to the entertainment industry of Hades, famous singles have [Little Mouse Obedient], [Little White Rabbit Obediently]... Wait a minute.

What the hell is this?

Wu Xiaolong was stunned, he always felt that this information was very wrong, what was wrong?

"The famous single White Rabbit is obedient? Is this the one from kindergarten? The one-eyed man sneaked a look at the information on his phone and fucked it too.

"......" Wu Xiaolong suddenly realized, "I said something wrong, it turned out to be here!" Nima's has become the little diva of Lori in the underworld, and the famous single turned out to be the little white rabbit obediently, opening the door???? ”