"Ahh Huh? "The one-eyed man was dumbfounded.

In order to confirm the doubts in his mind, Wu Xiaolong clicked on the song list on Du Niang, and at a glance, he was confused.

Co-authored the songs on the Hades Song Chart, and they are all so... Immature? The number one one is: [I picked up a penny!!] 】

Your uncle's! What is this doing? Although it is indeed quite enlightening to say that picking up a penny has been passed down through the ages, but... No matter how powerful this song is, it's hard to rank first among all the songs in Hades!

Unless... Wu Xiaolong's face darkened, and he pulled down the song list, and sure enough... It's a children's rhyme!

What [two little tigers], [there is a temple on the mountain] or something! Co-authored all the songs of Hades actually belong to the era of kindergarten!!

Fuck, it's so fucked up, Wu Xiaolong is a little dizzy.

"Don't think about it, all the memories of ghosts after coming to Hades have returned to zero, naturally there is not such a big culture to create, it is still possible to make some inventions, but to engage in culture, it seems that it is the work of the natives of Hades, but the black and white impermanence and the bull head and horse face Where do they have the time to do this? Therefore, according to the level of cultural creation of the people of Hades, it is normal to belong to the kindergarten stage for the time being," the one-eyed man explained very seriously, this is the most correct answer he has thought of so far.

"Although what you said is very nonsense, it can only be explained like this" Wu Xiaolong wanted to cry and pointed to his mobile phone. "But not only the songs belong to the kindergarten stage, but also the poems, as well as the novels and so on, are all pediatrics, how do you explain this?"

The one-eyed ghost stretched out his head to look at it, dumbfounded, and saw that the number one poem on the phone turned out to be: goose, goose, goose, song to the sky. The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. The second in line is: 1234567, 76654321......

I went to his second uncle's, and I was also drunk. The ranking of novels is even more outrageous, and the first one is: Little Red Riding Hood! The second is that the wolf is coming! Nima, this level needs to be improved!

You have Snow White, and so can Cinderella!

This level ...... It's hard to say, but I'm still drunk...

"......" The one-eyed man would like to say again, calm down, you have to be calm. However, this time he found that he couldn't say anything anyway! He was also hit, and not lightly.

"It seems that there is still a difference between the underworld and the human world, and the worldview is temporarily the same as the human world, but the cultural level is still in the kindergarten stage!" Wu Xiaolong shook his head, "Sister Yuhuan said that Xiao Qiao's competitors have strong singing skills, if the lyrics are these, no matter how strong they are, they can only stir the hearts of children, are you sure that they are singing to make a sensation in the hearts of their group of ghosts who have lived for hundreds of years?" ”

"Hah, you ask me?" The one-eyed man had a dark face, "Who the hell am I going to ask?" ”

"That's why I said..."Wu Xiaolong was about to speak when he was interrupted by Yang Yuhuan.

"What are you muttering about?" Yang Yuhuan couldn't see the one-eyed ghost, and it was normal to say this.

"Nothing, I was just about to ask you a question" Wu Xiaolong's face was a little pale, obviously he was confused just now, "You always have to put on makeup when you participate in the masquerade!" Who are you going to play? ”

Pikachu Little Joe is very lively and runs to the dinner table again! It's cute, it's cute, "I'm going to play a big yellow mouse, tuck!" Ji!! Do you look like me?? ”

, you come down for me! Wu Xiaolong's face darkened again.

"I'm going to play Sadako-sama!" Yang Yuhuan smiled.

Wu Xiaolong's whole body trembled, and he almost fell under the chair, my Queen! There is Sadako in Hades, she is very famous, I know, you have a problem with her as an idol, but what are you doing!

You are dressed in a bikini to seduce people and commit crimes, and Sadako is dressed in a white robe, are you playing Sadako or Teacher Cang? I don't read much, but I'm not a random master. Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run?

You are amazing, you played Sadako and played Teacher Cang, and you lost the face of the small island country.

"Ahem, your ideas are good, not bad!" Wu Xiaolong's face turned red, "It's also very good-looking, so let's do it, especially Sister Yuhuan, who can always make people hard unconsciously, and she is so old." ”

"Good! You said okay, then let's wear it like this" Yang Yuhuan's eyes moved, "That's the case, you can also come to the masquerade ball in three days, after all, you also contributed, didn't you?" ”

"Yes, yes, you can come too, it would be easier to have this empress come forward and bring an alien savior of the door card star to a prom" Pikachu Xiao Qiao was very confident, "Besides, if the organizer does not agree, the Empress Ben's super universe invincible Xuanxi Divine Light Ultimate Modification Ghost Qi will not let him go, who called Empress Ben has the strength of the Nine Heavens of the Ghost Soldier Realm?" Hey, the master is lonely! ”

"Hah! You're amazing, you're so powerful" Wu Xiaolong wanted to cry, "Okay, I'll go with me in three days"

Oh yes! It worked!

Pikachu Little Joe clapped his hands excitedly and jumped at the dinner table again.

Nima, you come down for me!

My dinner table has been tossed by you.

"Hey, I've thought about what you just said, even if you win with odds, I'm afraid you won't be able to win against others!" Wu Xiaolong really couldn't stand Xiao Qiao's jumping at the dinner table, because he really couldn't afford to pay for Sister Yuhuan's dinner table, so he still gave Xiao Qiao a plan, hoping that she wouldn't jump again.

As for why Xiao Qiao can't win against others? Isn't this normal? Can you still expect the little rabbit to obediently recreate the magic? Don't be stupid, brother, be realistic, there are a lot of ghosts that have lived for hundreds of years, and the little rabbit has been obedient for hundreds of years, who still likes to listen to it?

So, Little Joe will lose! Strange costumes can't win, this is the gap.

"Is there anything you can do about it?" Yang Yuhuan said disdainfully, she felt very wasteful about Wu Xiaolong, she couldn't help it, would this guy have? Don't be funny.

"How? Originally, there wasn't, but... After looking at the phone, my brother has a lot of ways! "At the level of this kindergarten, a song in the world can surpass the underworld for hundreds of years, right? There are many brothers.

Fortunately, the memory activation card has activated all the memories in the world, and it has been permanently reinforced, and it's impossible to forget it, so what song is not?

Even the accompaniment and something are clearly remembered, teaching the songs of the world to Xiao Qiao, with the songs of the kindergarten level of the underworld, how can it be the opponent of the songs of the world?

Look at it! Hades will be chaotic, it will be crazy!

My little butterfly that strayed into the underworld will activate the cultural level of the entire underworld, so that the prestige is still lacking?

Don't forget, as soon as the song comes out, no one is convinced.

"Little Joe, come here! Come here, I'll teach you to sing a song, and make sure you succeed in abusing your opponent a few streets" Wu Xiaolong beckoned to Xiao Qiao.

“…… Do you also write songs? Yang Yuhuan pouted and said, "Can you still write songs if you are stupid?" ”

Your uncle, stupid and stupid? Is that person you're talking about me?

"Okay, okay, I want to hear about it" Pikachu Xiao Qiao is a secondary disease, Yang Yuhuan doesn't believe it, it doesn't mean that she doesn't believe it, teenagers with secondary and secondary diseases are not normal.

"Come on! Come on, I'll teach you to sing" Wu Xiaolong's appearance of a bad child is very fucked.

"Oh! Good! Xiao Qiao jumped to Wu Xiaolong's side, stretched out his little head and aimed at Wu Xiaolong's mouth, that qualification is a goblin.

It smells so good! That charming fragrance is so intoxicating, no wonder Cao Cao wants to lock Er Qiao! Just Xiao Qiao's body fragrance can conquer men all over the world.

"First of all, I'm going to teach you that the song is old..."

"Oh! Oh! ”

"Secondly, the lyrics of this song are, I hear your voice, and I have a special feeling......"

"Oh! Oh! "Pikachu Little Joe's eyes are bright, what kind of song is this Nima! Listen to it, although the person who sings it is incomplete, but the lyrics are really... It's not fussy, it's so good.

The turtle of Hades said that it couldn't stand it.

This lyrics... It's so comfortable, it's so sour.

"What's next, the music of this song, I'll hum it to you..."

"Oh! Oh! "Pikachu Little Joe wants to cry, I've never heard such a special song, Mama, I miss you so much.

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