However, when Ding Wei saw that the front of this letter was like a gangster's appointment, and he wanted to pretend to be a high-level message later, he directly felt that he was actually fooled by this person.

Oops, Ding Wei leaned on the table weakly, flexed and stretched his arm, the effect is very obvious, but this message is so unreliable? Forget about him.

[Xiaoxiao seems to be very unenergetic all of a sudden! ] 】

[Wu Xiao Wujun, what's going on? 】

[Did you refuse a small confession? 】

[Fuck off, Xiaoxiao is mine, Xiaoxiao will bring three tons of weighing stones to propose to you the next day. 】

[What the hell is a scale? I have three catties of nine yin scriptures to use? 】

[Three catties? I just went to the toilet. 】

Are you having cracked hemorrhoids? 】

A bunch of unsympathetic guys won't let go of any small opportunities to joke.

Ding Wei ignored these guys, stood up, slowly did a set of yoga, and then hit the mandarin duck three times in a row and kicked on the sandbag, the mood finally recovered, the kung fu is indeed on himself, this can't be faked, maybe that person is telling the truth. However, it is still too dangerous to give a random stranger their home address online.

"By the way, wasn't I supposed to sing? Forget it all! Ding Wei decided to continue his show, but the barrage was full of whims. Ding Wei's depressed hair drooped again.

"Then go black?" Ding Wei asked tentatively.

As a result, a +1 flashed in the barrage.

"You're so bored, really, there's such a big beauty talking nonsense to you in front of you, you actually want to play a game? Your unicorn arm has already achieved ten successes, right? Ding Wei was powerless to complain, but he still obediently opened the game, and suddenly thought of a question: "Do you want to learn sanda, aerobics, women's self-defense, and yoga?" I can teach live. ”

[I want to learn Jiuyang Shengong. 】

[Is the anti-female self-defense technique taught? 】

[It is said that yoga can slim down, fat people should not let go of the opportunity. 】

[Ask the anchor to wear a rhythm outfit.] 】

"The room number and password are the same as yesterday, first come, first served, as for those who didn't come yesterday, you can ask other friends." Seeing that no one wanted to learn, Ding Wei was very helpless but very decisive to start the game.

"We have a requirement for choosing people this one, we can only choose heroes who open their mouths and roar, that is, they are roaring with their mouths open in the image." Ding Wei said suddenly. Then I chose her blue scarf.

[The little focus is never the same. 】

[It's just that you want to play with the blue scarf, right?] 】

[Your question doesn't bother me!] 】

The remaining three quickly chose Debon, Berserker, and Barbarian King, and only the last man remained, and after choosing the Zuan Maniac, he gave up and finally chose Kenan. This last apparently speculative act was unanimously condemned by the audience. Well, the electric rat with his mouth covered, no one knows if he let out a cry!

The top laner blue scarf, the mid laner is the big inner manager, the lower lane electric mouse plus berserker, and the barbarian king is in the jungle.

The audience no longer has any confidence in this kind of unobtrusive lineup.

At the beginning of the game, the lineup on the opposite side turned out to be even more bizarre, with Lisandro the Frost Witch in the top laner, Fire Man in the mid laner, Ice Bow and Annie in the bottom lane, and Jungler Trolls. Obviously ********** routine.

As soon as the game starts, the audience finds themselves in a strange game.

Ding Wei's side and three roads all shrank under the tower, happily mending the tower knife. Only the barbarian king and the troll were hard steel, but the fire man who came to support took away the head.

Such a boring game should have been spit on endlessly, but at this point the barrage was all 6.

"Red, yellow, blue and green heroes, the cute ones are very rich, since the operation of the game, the world has loved the heroes of the show, and they love the blue scarf out of the mud without staining, and wear the blue scarf without demons. The blood is thick and hard, not arrogant or impatient, with a sword, majestic, can be seen from a distance or blasphemed. Ding Wei was operating Galen, who had been renamed Blue Bib, while telling a story.

"It is said that when the blue bib was young, he was also a handsome young man, deeply favored by the neighborhood, and when he was still wearing open crotch pants, there was an enthusiastic young woman who played the game of the little finch flying away with him, but he has been weak and sick when he was young, and his father has always encouraged him to marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to a grandson while he is not dead, and then the blue bib can go with peace of mind."

"The young blue bib can't understand this great love, he has always insisted that the girl is too difficult to get this kind of long-haired monster, in order to let him see the really cute girl, his mother forbade him to play with the same sex, and moved three times in a row, the first time he moved, the blue bib met a girl named Raven who was wielding a kitchen knife on the street and chased people named Raven was beaten, and the second time he moved to meet a girl who was stabbing around behind people with a bamboo pole A girl named Fiona was stabbed in more than a dozen holes, The third time he moved, he met a girl named Irelia who was chasing people around with huge scissors, and she almost lost her little finches. ”

However, even after being bullied like this, Blue Bib, who has never had friends, still wants to play with them, so gradually he has developed a peculiar skill, no matter how much he is hurt, he will fully recover after a night's rest. This made his father think he was of troll blood and almost divorced his mother. But because his mother's ability to punch eight times a second was too perverted and finally failed. ”

"But even with such a past, Blue Neck still grew into a gentle teenager, but this year, the Zenith and the Burning Legion invaded at the same time, and Blue Neck's father, who has always been an auxiliary policeman, was exceptionally promoted to the eighty-eighth and one-half road general because he used a slingshot to shoot down a Zenith fighter piloted by the Dreaded Demon."

"Although people have invested huge manpower and material resources, they are still defeated under the water drop fighter jointly developed by the two groups of invaders, and the father of the blue neck, because he has to stick to the last line of defense, finally died under the vending machine because he ran out of ammunition and food, and the last coin could not be taken out."

In order to support his family and support the backbone of the family, and at the same time, for the sake of his great father who adhered to his last moral sentiment for several years, Blue Bigger worked hard to fit out, and finally won the first world bodybuilding championship at the age of eighteen. However, the repeated defeats on the front line made people all over the world fall into confusion, they felt that the reason why they always lost must be something wrong with their personality, so the whole people fell into a big discussion, everyone found that the grumpy people are generally not bullied, so they began to study how to make people all over the world become grumpy, in the factory, in the docks, in the army, in the farmland, in the classroom, no matter where you can see the fierce discussion of the crowd. ”

Blue Bib didn't join in, still exercising his muscles, but finally one day he found that there were fewer and fewer companions around him, and then he saw his coach walking in front of him with a blue bib, and Blue Bib cried bitterly: Coach, I want to train muscles. The coach shook his head and wrapped Weibo around his neck: Go to be a literary youth! ”

The confused blue scarf walked through the countryside, walked through the port, walked through the compound, walked through the factory, walked through the kindergarten, walked through the nursing home, and he saw that people were discussing: personality problems, character problems, as long as our character is better, we will not lose. Seeing some of the things he felt he was really wrong, he couldn't stop asking himself when he saw all this, was it also because of personality problems that he couldn't continue to exercise muscles? Thinking of this, his mood came and went, surging, and there were many words that he couldn't say in his heart, and the words that couldn't be said finally turned into songs-"

"The fifteenth moon shines on the border in my hometown, and you miss me on the quiet night, and I miss ......" Ding Wei suddenly sang after killing the burning man with a big move.

[I'm listening to the story and getting into it, it scares me......]

[After laying the groundwork for so long, in the end it was still to sing a song? 】

[I still want to measure the size of the anchor's brain hole for this story? Finally, this voice came out and scared my soul! 】

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